The Puppy Bowl posted:

Really? Resigning their franchise quarterback is dumbest thing Jerry Jones has ever done?

Wow.

MourningView posted:

That dude does not really get punctuation.

commy gun posted:

He doesn't remember how bad both Roy Williams's were.

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I can see Seabass being traded to Detroit for 3rd or 4th rd pick and DMC traded to Green Bay for a 2nd or 3rd rd pick. Reggie and Dennis can you the extra draft picks to fill in some more holes or add more depth(competition) to a team with alot of needs.

Benne posted:

Some guy on a Raiders board thinks they should trade Seabass. How much in return?


http://www.silverandblackpride.com/2013/4/5/4187518/trade-seabass-and-dmc


I would make a Madden GM joke here but I'm pretty sure even the Madden AI would laugh at that trade proposal

Benne posted:

I would make a Madden GM joke here but I'm pretty sure even the Madden AI would laugh at that trade proposal

Benne posted:

Some guy on a Raiders board thinks they should trade Seabass.

Captain Tolerable posted:

Whoever that person is hates fun and is wrong on every level.

versus posted:

Ozu posted:

Just going to check out the latest Mike Mayock positional rankings article and see what...



Even with Facebook integrated comment sections, people are still idiots.

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There's a beautiful and clinical example taking place right now in the AL West, which exemplifies everything that's gone wrong with our Cowboys in recent years.

Pretty much the whole planet has picked the Los Angeles Angels to win the division, much like last year and the year before and the year before that. Especially these past two years.

The Angels dropped 9 billion trillion on Albert Pujols last year. They signed the Rangers former "ace" CJ Wilson. Then they signed Josh Hamilton to a ridiculous 5-year contract for more than $120 million. Yes, the same guy who likes bonking women not his wife in restaurants and who missed games last year because of caffeine overload blindness brought on by quitting dipping to make happy.

Plus, the Angels have this megafreak 20-year-old center fielder who is all the rage, and a lineup of big, strapping guys and former hitters that have championship experience way back when.

However, the starting pitching is entirely reliant on Jared Weaver and four guys named Bob, and their bullpen remains the same rocket-launching band of misfits its been for a few years now. Weaver broke his elbow in Arlington, so the Angels are pretty much wrecked, and just got swept in their home series opener

Meanwhile, the Rangers and Athletics have terrificly balanced and solid pitching staffs, and in the Rangers case, a solid lineup even without its former rock stars in Hamilton and Mike Napoli, who went belly up on Texas, and its long time beloved hero, Michael Young.

So let's take inventory.

Albert Pujols = Brandon Carr
Josh Hamilton = Dez Bryant
Mike Trout = Morris Claiborne
Jared Weaver = Tony Romo
CJ Wilson = Doug Free
Mike Napoli = Bernadeau/Livings
Jared Weaver = Demarcus Ware
Angels starting pitching = Cowboys offensive line
Angels bullpen = Cowboys defensive line
Mike Scocia = Jason Garrett

MIke Napoli = Bernadeau/Livings
Michael Young = Miles Austin

The Angels are a sparkly, high-profile team that captures the nation's imagination and wows the pundits enough to earn their annual anointing. Then reality sets in, and they show their backside to everybody.

Sound familiar? I hope it does to Jerry and company, and that this draft and offseason remains about No. 4 starters and the bullpen.

Boik14 posted:

On any level aside from health/life-death situations for anyone to put themselves ahead of the team like that for unnecessary reasons is both selfish and a distraction to a team. Not everyone in a society has to care about their agenda or view it as correct or place it as a priority above football. I dont think they should be persecuted but I honestly dont place their rights for marriage above my football team winning games. So no, its not bogus.

Catfish Noodlin posted:

The potential for a gay NFL player to come out of the closest for awareness has hit https://www.thephins.com and whelp:

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Then again one of the site founders is a loving convicted child molester so here we are

Catfish Noodlin posted:

Wait what? Aw hell, I'm paying a child molester money for a VIP sports forum maybe I ought to seriously rethink my life. Avoiding seeing a MikeO post on Finheaven is important to me but not that important.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

One of the founders of ThePhins is a child molester. Not Finheaven

Declan MacManus posted:

Like, how molest-y

AAA DOLFAN posted:

One of the founders of ThePhins is a child molester. Not Finheaven

Catfish Noodlin posted:

Yeah, I stopped posting on Finheaven because the quality is terrible, but at least there are no child molesters.

Catfish Noodlin posted:

the quality is terrible, but at least there are no child molesters.

Some guy in the closet posted:

As I have mentioned before, before I was married to my wife I had to take an Aids test (as well as other std tests because she knew of my past), well the place that did it was free was pretty much run by fags. They had a sports magazine all about gay athletes. Michael Strahan was in there and it was pretty much noted that he was a homosexual, there was a text message uncovered that he sent Ronde Barber saying that Strahan knew he was on the dl (down low, which is the code word for a black person acting straight, wife/gf but still having sex with dudes) and that they should hook up.

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Gay marriage is 0 for 30 in public elections but batting 1000 amongst the elite.

I wish I was older and had less (potential) time on this mortal coil. I cant stand the site of interracial couples and now this is going to be everywhere?

On a side note there was this gorgeous, and I mean gorgeous white woman at the airport today and she was checking in with her dog ugly black lesbo lover who bossed her around like a pimp does a whore. It was physically revolting and they knew it bugged people so they made as much of a scene as they could doing what 'normal' people do without any hassle.

The future is going to be one ugly place.

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Let's look at the numbers: About 3,000 roster spots exist on major league teams in baseball, football, basketball, and hockey. There are also several hundred de facto big leaguers in individual sports like golf and tennis. So, the total number of top tier North American male athletes, current and retired, must be somewhere around 20,000. Nobody believes the old canard anymore about gays being 10% of the population, but even if we use a more realistic 2.5% estimate, that still would suggest that there should be 500 current or retired current big leaguers who are gay.

Clearly, however, there are far fewer. How do I know? Look at the AIDS rates, which are almost negligible among major league athletes.

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One interesting thing to consider with all this would be if a gay player came out who happened to be white and a cornerback. You would have a bunch of DWF/brainwashed/cult Marxist/lib-tard buffoons split right down the middle. However....I'm sure the "a white guy can't play corner" stigma would take a backseat to the "OMG a gay football player! We have to see him play!" stigma and we would see a white cornerback playing on Sundays. Now if this does happen, it would absolutely prove that there is a caste system entrenched...but then again I don't expect many DWFs would realize it.

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Yep. Muslims should most def. stay in the Middle East. Sweden is now the rape capital of the world because of this religion. They hate the European race especially.

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I cant stand the site of interracial couples and now this is going to be everywhere?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

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Ah American Sheeple, is it any wonder the government continues to stage attacks on itself to push its agenda? If you think the American government is trustworthy, just ask Native Americans and Guatemalans.
-Notice how the media never mentioned the name of the guy who they supposedly carjacked...
-Notice how the guy who is still alive, cant speak. And the FBI is by his side; what do you think the FBI is doing by his side? Brainfeeding him, putting him on pills to shut him up.
-Notice how the guy who lost both legs was seen wheelchaired away without any blood spilling. Odd...
-Notice how there was a guy on the roof as the explosion occurred. Odd.
-Notice how there were Blackwater-like guys hanging around the area as explosions went off. As they left the area, some had no backpacks. Odd..
-Notice how after 9/11, we invaded Iraq...who did nothing to us. Notice how after Sandy Hook, government fought for gun control. Now, government is fighting for more surveillance. Wake up, America. For once in your lives think outside the box and dont listen to everything the media tells you. Do your own research.
-What do I think happened? He was paid to drop a bag for a controlled demolition or something, then ran when he realized it actually went off. Police cought him, tried to kill him but failed...so they shot him in the neck to prevent him from talking. Now they are covering him in the hospital to brainfeed him. Oh no, thats just conspiracy talk right? Our beloved government would NEVER do such a thing....because we live in such a perfect world. Ok, sheeple. Have fun with that when martial law takes place.
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