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PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Cacator posted:

Is it odd that this bothers me more than the content of the image itself?

Looking closer at the poster (not that I particularly want to, though I find it interesting everyone hates Mondo until they release a poster with that image on it) it appears to be skull, not brain, that's been exposed, it's just over textured and doesn't look like bone at first glance.

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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Desperado Bones posted:

I want this.
But the headless murderer turns me off a little.

Isn't the whole movie supposed to be shot from the POV of the murderer, so you never see his face? That could be the reasoning behind it.

schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.
I was seriously disturbed by the original, and when I started to realize that the remake actually does a better job of doing what the original set out to achieve, I made a conscious decision to just avoid the new one.

That poster does not change my mind.

Kind Milkman
Sep 3, 2011

Indeed.

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Who would want this on their wall?



e: Oh, and there's a variant.



I didn't notice his belt at first glance. That makes it a better poster for the movie, but drat.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Kind Milkman posted:

I didn't notice his belt at first glance. That makes it a better poster for the movie, but drat.

I did. Way more disturbing to me than the gore.

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 03:21 on May 4, 2013

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Owning that poster seems like a real good way to ensure you never have a long-term relationship with anyone, ever. :gonk:

I really liked this poster for The Artist!

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Kind Milkman posted:

I didn't notice his belt at first glance. That makes it a better poster for the movie, but drat.

At least he doesn't have a raging erection, like in the poster for the original Maniac.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Tewratomeh posted:

Isn't the whole movie supposed to be shot from the POV of the murderer, so you never see his face? That could be the reasoning behind it.

I'm resisting the urges of Photoshopping a silly head over it, but yeah, the reasoning was quite understandable. :)

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Origami Dali posted:

At least he doesn't have a raging erection, like in the poster for the original Maniac.



What? The guy doesn't have an erection, raging or otherwise.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

What? The guy doesn't have an erection, raging or otherwise.

You playin', dog?

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Dan Didio posted:

You playin', dog?

I see it.

The shading on the pants plus the carefully-placed knife really do a bit more than imply an erection.

Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.
It's straight, not up.

http://i.imgur.com/0JrZMWv.jpg

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Movie Posters - The good, the bad & the dick examinations

e: Movie Posters - It's straight, not up

Vegetable fucked around with this message at 08:31 on May 4, 2013

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Genital Posters - The good, the bad & the erect

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
I knew this would happen, red arrows and all. :ughh:

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Desperado Bones posted:

But the headless murderer turns me off a little.

The movie is supposedly shot from the murderer's point of view so that kind of makes sense.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Origami Dali posted:

I knew this would happen, red arrows and all. :ughh:

I got as far as opening mspaint before realising that I was actually about to draw a red circle and arrow pointing out a poster boner.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

The movie is supposedly shot from the murderer's point of view so that kind of makes sense.

No need for spoilers, someone already spoilered that :3: . Anyways, a little of chin would had helped? A line of the jaw...I'm just being mindless picky,because I would still love to have the purple one on my wall.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



It's just a movie poster, geez. Holy "Mortal Kombat moms from the 90's".

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Vintersorg posted:

It's just a movie poster, geez. Holy "Mortal Kombat moms from the 90's".

Okay,okay geeeeeeeeeez.

Here,something so you all get an aneurism:


Something you might like:

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Desperado Bones posted:

Something you might like:


For a couple seconds I didn't know I was reading a French title, and read 'Miranda's Multiples'. Was momentarily excited about the concept of a movie about multiple systems and fictive headmates.

Sense and Motion
Jan 9, 2011

Laughter, I said, is madness.

Cleretic posted:

For a couple seconds I didn't know I was reading a French title

You're not :) It's in Spanish.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Cleretic posted:

For a couple seconds I didn't know I was reading a French title, and read 'Miranda's Multiples'. Was momentarily excited about the concept of a movie about multiple systems and fictive headmates.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2428402/

Ignore the low rating, I haven't seen it, but it's a documentary and in Spanish, so probably a few people are angry because: it's white and black old clips they don't care about and/or in a foreign language.

I did like the posters,an interesting choice of stills.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Desperado Bones posted:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2428402/

Ignore the low rating, I haven't seen it, but it's a documentary and in Spanish, so probably a few people are angry because: it's white and black old clips they don't care about and/or in a foreign language.

I did like the posters,an interesting choice of stills.

That's silly, it's not as though Chris Marker's unusual documentaries like Sans Soleil have low ratings. This movie might just be poo poo.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




New poster for The Wolverine. When I first saw it, I thought it was Megatron, then I saw it was supposed to be Silver Samurai.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Oh hey it's Super Shredder.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Canned Panda posted:

New poster for The Wolverine. When I first saw it, I thought it was Megatron, then I saw it was supposed to be Silver Samurai.



Oh, Silver Samurai is in it? I wonder if this'll affect the animated Big Hero 6 movie that's in development.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Waffleman_ posted:

Oh, Silver Samurai is in it? I wonder if this'll affect the animated Big Hero 6 movie that's in development.

It won't. Disney was able to make various deals to get the animation rights for X-Men & Spider-Man back from Fox & Sony when the merger happened.

Sadly, this led to Spectacular Spider-Man being cancelled in favor of Drake Bell and Family Guy cutaway gags :smithicide:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I like that poster, but I also for some reason really really like the Silver Samurai too.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

:siren:Warning: massive poster dump incoming!:siren:

How about some posters from a time-honoured subgenre of B movies? I'm of course talking about the "X vs. Y" movies, even today a sure way to get attention without having to bother with a "plot" or somesuch.

(Most of the posters I got are Godzilla or Santo vs. whomever, the latter being a famous Mexican luchador. I only uploaded the better ones.)












"Gamera vs. Jiger"


"Godzilla vs. Destroyer"


"Godzilla vs. Gigan"




"Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla"




"Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla"


This is a good poster for this movie. I like this one much more, however:


:black101:

I got a couple more, is there any interest in them? :)

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Canned Panda posted:

New poster for The Wolverine. When I first saw it, I thought it was Megatron, then I saw it was supposed to be Silver Samurai.



In honor of this crap choice of villain here's some super-secret storyboards from the movie.




And a poster!

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

Desperado Bones posted:

Okay,okay geeeeeeeeeez.

Here,something so you all get an aneurism:


The tiger in the Life of Pi poster seriously looks like a flaccid dong. :psyduck:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


Shock Corridor loving owns, surprised it hasn't been remade (that I know of)
Can't wait for Nymphomaniac.

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax


Why oh why.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Son of a bitch.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Suzuki Method posted:

The tiger in the Life of Pi poster seriously looks like a flaccid dong. :psyduck:

gently caress you! I hadn't noticed! Now the posters are funny and not awful.

:flaccid:

Cinnamon Bastard
Dec 15, 2006

But that totally wasn't my fault. You shouldn't even be able to put the car in gear with the bar open.

Suzuki Method posted:

The tiger in the Life of Pi poster seriously looks like a flaccid dong. :psyduck:

Are all the penises you see flaccid, or just this one?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Jefferoo posted:



Why oh why.

Star The Empire Strikes Back Wars

I've never liked it when the title wraps around the subtitle.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
There needs to be an art gallery that just showcases Godzilla posters because they are always awesome.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Improbable Lobster posted:

Star The Empire Strikes Back Wars

I've never liked it when the title wraps around the subtitle.

Wasn't that the logo for the original posters for that movie? Return of the Jedi, too? I know I've seen it before.

I think it's a bit clumsy myself, but if I'm remembering correctly, it's a staple of those movies, even 30 years ago.

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