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forever gold
Jan 14, 2013

by Y Kant Ozma Post

1st AD posted:

The function of cinematography, effects, editing, production design, etc. is not solely to enhance the plot. The pure visceral experience of looking at and listening to a film is at least as important as the words that are being said by actors on screen.

That is an alien view to most film goers and even most ardent cinephiles. Ultimately the function of a film is to relate a narrative, and while the film can be exceptionally artful in the technical means it uses to relate a narrative, if it doesn't impress or engage in that regard then it's a failure. And at the end of the day J.J Abrams is no Terrence Malick but an exceptionally pedestrian director who is no more technically impressive than hundreds of other directors in Hollywood, so I'm not sure why this Film Comment type argument is pulled to defend him, of all directors!

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Fishmonkey
Jun 22, 2004

Professional Boob Puncher
As someone who's not familiar with Star Trek, I really enjoyed this movie. My favorite part was the climactic fight. I didn't realize Vulcans were stronger and faster than humans, so it puzzled me when Spock teleported to the surface alone. I was thinking "You should've brought backup; Khan's gonna snap your skinny rear end in half."

Then Spock started doing his thing :aaa:. Apparently, Vulcans turn into Super Saiyans if you make them angry enough.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

forever gold posted:

That is an alien view to most film goers and even most ardent cinephiles. Ultimately the function of a film is to relate a narrative, and while the film can be exceptionally artful in the technical means it uses to relate a narrative, if it doesn't impress or engage in that regard then it's a failure. And at the end of the day J.J Abrams is no Terrence Malick but an exceptionally pedestrian director who is no more technically impressive than hundreds of other directors in Hollywood.

:allears: Tell us more about how wrong you are. :allears:

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Reading that last spoiler is wrong I'd want Leonard Nimoy Spock to go chase Khan down and beat the crap out of him, dragging him back to the Enterprise to save Jim?

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

Fishmonkey posted:

As someone who's not familiar with Star Trek, I really enjoyed this movie. My favorite part was the climactic fight. I didn't realize Vulcans were stronger and faster than humans, so it puzzled me when Spock teleported to the surface alone. I was thinking "You should've brought backup; Khan's gonna snap your skinny rear end in half."

Then Spock started doing his thing :aaa:. Apparently, Vulcans turn into Super Saiyans if you make them angry enough.


I think Vulcan is supposed to be a slightly higher gravity world (I wanna say 1.4 earth g) but I don't have memory alpha on hand to fact-check that. That explains Vulcan strength being a bit higher than human norm.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




forever gold posted:

That is an alien view to most film goers and even most ardent cinephiles. Ultimately the function of a film is to relate a narrative, and while the film can be exceptionally artful in the technical means it uses to relate a narrative, if it doesn't impress or engage in that regard then it's a failure.

What a load of bollocks.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

forever gold posted:

Ultimately the function of a film is to relate a narrative, and while the film can be exceptionally artful in the technical means it uses to relate a narrative, if it doesn't impress or engage in that regard then it's a failure.

No, no, you're thinking of books. Books.

ApexAftermath
May 24, 2006

forever gold posted:

That is an alien view to most film goers and even most ardent cinephiles. Ultimately the function of a film is to relate a narrative, and while the film can be exceptionally artful in the technical means it uses to relate a narrative, if it doesn't impress or engage in that regard then it's a failure. And at the end of the day J.J Abrams is no Terrence Malick but an exceptionally pedestrian director who is no more technically impressive than hundreds of other directors in Hollywood, so I'm not sure why this Film Comment type argument is pulled to defend him, of all directors!

Beaten but you are so full of poo poo here. Please go away.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
I went to see this lunchtime today: if you liked the '09 one (like me), you'll like this one. It is however, a film for people that know hardly anything about Star Trek. I know a very great deal about Star Trek, but don't care about it in any way, so when [redacted] says [redacted] to [redacted], I can hear the true Trek fans gasp in horror, while I just let the whole thing wash over me. Really, it's fine.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

forever gold posted:

That is an alien view to most film goers and even most ardent cinephiles. Ultimately the function of a film is to relate a narrative, and while the film can be exceptionally artful in the technical means it uses to relate a narrative, if it doesn't impress or engage in that regard then it's a failure.

You are so, SO wrong about this.

The Art of Flight is a snowboarding film that basically has no plot. Yes, it has people talking and planning their escapades but it's all superfluous to the action.

People watched this poo poo in droves. People paid $20 to see it in theatres even when a $10 digital download was available. People paid to watch it again in 3D.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh29_SERH0Y

At the onset of cinema, people went to theatres to see anything on the big screen. Narrative wasn't as important as the experience. Just because we have the ability to record sound and present narrative doesn't mean that the other aspects of filmmaking don't matter or don't stand on their own.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

jivjov posted:

I think Vulcan is supposed to be a slightly higher gravity world (I wanna say 1.4 earth g) but I don't have memory alpha on hand to fact-check that. That explains Vulcan strength being a bit higher than human norm.

That, and part of the story of race we're discussing is that the rest of the galaxy should be thanking their lucky stars that they adopted a philosophy that curtailed their violent impulses.

Danger
Jan 4, 2004

all desire - the thirst for oil, war, religious salvation - needs to be understood according to what he calls 'the demonogrammatical decoding of the Earth's body'

forever gold posted:

That is an alien view to most film goers and even most ardent cinephiles. Ultimately the function of a film is to relate a narrative, and while the film can be exceptionally artful in the technical means it uses to relate a narrative, if it doesn't impress or engage in that regard then it's a failure. And at the end of the day J.J Abrams is no Terrence Malick but an exceptionally pedestrian director who is no more technically impressive than hundreds of other directors in Hollywood, so I'm not sure why this Film Comment type argument is pulled to defend him, of all directors!

Films aren't plot injection devices. You are thinking of Wikipedia. Cinematography, effects, editing, production design, etc. are all part of the narrative (often more so than the plot). This is just more high/low art or steak hamburger false dichotomy bullshit. There is no reason you can't or shouldn't examine a J.J. Abrams film the same way you would a Malick film.

lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
The weirdest thing about 'forever gold''s comment is that he assumes most moviegoers are there for the narrative, when I'd be willing to wager the vast majority of moviegoers watch movies because they 'look cool'.

On the movie itself, if you'll let me indulge my inner geek/ fanboy, I'm becoming increasingly irritated that it appears that the Khan of this movie doesn't at all resemble the one I'm familiar with, whether in appearance or demeanor. I know, "waaah they changed things", but Khan's been one of my favorite villains since childhood and while I would have preffered they left him alone, seeing him back in action in would have been a real treat. I keep looking for something, anything with what I've seen of his presentation that makes me go, "Wow, that's Khan!" but so far I just see some guy who looks nothing like Khan, sounds nothing like Khan, and doesn't seem to act much like Khan and I'm just supposed to accept that he's the same character. It's just a shame because it sounds like this is going to be really good otherwise but may end up being a movie I dislike for my own personal bullshit reasons, and may make me be unable to fully appreciate what sounds like a great performance from Cumbercatch.

My problem and not the movie's, I guess, but I felt like just a *little* bit of consistency with the villain's portrayal would have went a long way.

Periodiko
Jan 30, 2005
Uh.
Just like Jackass the Movie was just a way for people to follow the story of Steve O's career. And every horror movie is there to answer the question: just what's going to happen to those teenagers?

forever gold
Jan 14, 2013

by Y Kant Ozma Post

1st AD posted:

You are so, SO wrong about this.

The Art of Flight is a snowboarding film that basically has no plot. Yes, it has people talking and planning their escapades but it's all superfluous to the action.

But, from what I gather, that film stylistically presents real athletes engaging in great feats in wondrous, natural surroundings, and that's something that's fascinating in and of itself. It's simple and clear in its purpose, much like pornography, which also, so often, doesn't require plot or narrative. Consider that the serial killer drama The Cell contains far more captivating, artful and exciting imagery than in Silence of the Lambs. Yet the latter is considered one of the greatest films of all time and The Cell is all but forgotten. Great cinematography and direction, if not at the service of decent narrative, are almost entirely superfluous or quickly forgotten, and J.J Abrams is only a mediocre director anyway (is there a memorable sequence from his entry in the Mission Impossible series? There's quite a few memorable sequences in the ones directed De Palma and John Woo.) Anyway, I change my mind. I'm now convinced of your argument. Excuse me while I go partake in the delectable visual artistic experience that is TRANSFORMERS, also written by the scribes who have brought us the new Star Treks.

Danger
Jan 4, 2004

all desire - the thirst for oil, war, religious salvation - needs to be understood according to what he calls 'the demonogrammatical decoding of the Earth's body'
Transformers is visually brilliant, so good on you I guess.

ApexAftermath
May 24, 2006

forever gold posted:

(is there a memorable sequence from his entry in the Mission Impossible series? There's quite a few memorable sequences in the ones directed De Palma and John Woo.)

The De Palma MI was totally forgettable and MI2 is a stupid piece of trash with a convoluted plot and really stupid looking motorcycle action scenes.

DFu4ever
Oct 4, 2002

forever gold posted:

(is there a memorable sequence from his entry in the Mission Impossible series?)

The climax of 3 when Hunt is rescuing his wife while the bomb in his head is getting ready to go off is absolutely fantastic and is probably my favorite sequences he's done (with the opening scene of Trek 09 being just about as good).

3 and Ghost Protocol were easily the two best of the MI series, both in plot and appearance.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Danger posted:

Transformers is visually brilliant, so good on you I guess.

I know I bowed out of discussion, but... am I missing sarcasm here?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
The first two MI movies are really bad (and the 2nd one had at least one pass of the script written by Ron Moore and Brannon Braga), so I'm not sure what your point is here. I actually do think I enjoy Abrams' MI over Brad Bird's, but I think it's mostly because of good casting choices in Abrams' film. Also Abrams is a better director than Bird.

Also, Transformers is a pretty good film experience. If you're going to single it out for being aggressively stupid then I will gladly watch Transformers instead of Star Trek 5, 9, and 10 because those films masquerade themselves in a cloak of "intelligent" sci-fi and have no excuse for having lovely plotting. And at least Transformers looks good, almost every Star Trek movie and TV show looks like poo poo.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Gaz-L posted:

I know I bowed out of discussion, but... am I missing sarcasm here?


That'll lend an idea.

DFu4ever posted:

The climax of 3 when Hunt is rescuing his wife while the bomb in his head is getting ready to go off is absolutely fantastic and is probably my favorite sequences he's done (with the opening scene of Trek 09 being just about as good).

3 and Ghost Protocol were easily the two best of the MI series, both in plot and appearance.

It's funny. I had high hopes for that one. I actually thought they'd have the guts to go through with killing his wife. But then, nope, mask, and then I just felt disappointment. I shouldn't have built it up in my head.

Ghost Protocol was good though.

Gatts fucked around with this message at 21:05 on May 10, 2013

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Gatts posted:

That'll lend an idea.


It's funny. I had high hopes for that one. I actually thought they'd have the guts to go through with killing his wife. But then, nope, mask, and then I just felt disappointment. I shouldn't have built it up in my head.

Ghost Protocol was good though.

OK... I spent four years studying film, I agree that for the most part the high art/low art dichotomy is bullshit. However, that's not the same as good/bad not being applicable. 'Art' films can be poo poo, action films can be great. The reverse can also be true and that is not ghettoisation. To quote the late, great Mr Ebert, "One special effect happens, and the another special effect happens, and we are expected to be grateful that we have seen two special effects." That's about 70% of all 3 Transformers movies.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

The Transformers Derail is becoming the new Prometheus Derail. Let's talk about how all Trek is bad and how it sucks that this movie isn't a remake of The One With the Whales instead.

You know what's really bad? Star Trek. I like whales though.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Surlaw posted:

The Transformers Derail is becoming the new Prometheus Derail. Let's talk about how all Trek is bad and how it sucks that this movie isn't a remake of The One With the Whales instead.

You know what's really bad? Star Trek. I like whales though.

Whales suck, Ahab had the right idea. :colbert:

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Gaz-L posted:

Whales suck, Ahab had the right idea. :colbert:
Hey now I've seen Free Willy I understand whales, don't bring Ahab's cetaceaphobia into the Round Spaceships thread.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Surlaw posted:

The Transformers Derail is becoming the new Prometheus Derail. Let's talk about how all Trek is bad and how it sucks that this movie isn't a remake of The One With the Whales instead.

You know what's really bad? Star Trek. I like whales though.

Noooooo! The line must be drawn hey-ah and no further!

I want to say something with regards to the suggestion of discomfort with the Federation using Starfleet, Humanity's/Earth's military department for the purpose of exploration. The notion of having a gun while claiming to come in peace or some such. I'd take it as a suggestion the soldier in the Trek world requires them to think of their own accord and hold higher beliefs or such than rote personnel to achieve a purpose. Take mid TNG Picard. Explorers in the past that were non military sanctioned held weapons as well. Although I suppose messengers not always when declaring to come in Peace. DS9 tested humanity, Starfleet and the Federation, and they faltered. Section 31 shows humanity always had a flaw and that Utopia wasn't. Even in Deep Space 9, Bashir (an engineered man) helps to bring it down if I recall and it is rejected. I dunno, I had a train of thought here that got derailed.

Gatts fucked around with this message at 21:44 on May 10, 2013

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Gatts posted:

Noooooo! The line must be drawn hey-ah and no further!
I liked when Quark made fun of that scene in the comedy parody of it in 90's Grimdark Comic Book TV series Deep Space 9. They tried so hard to be different.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Surlaw posted:

I liked when Quark made fun of that scene in the comedy parody of it in 90's Grimdark Comic Book TV series Deep Space 9. They tried so hard to be different.

And ended up being the best series behind TOS.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

bobkatt013 posted:

And ended up being the best series behind TOS.
Sorry but this discussion has proven objectively that Star Trek is Bad, even the good ones. Especially the good ones.

Does this movie have anything as meaningful as the Dark For Dark's Sake episode of DS9 where they play baseball? Doubtful. I loved how that one fundamentally ruined the Exploration of Man theme and was super pro-militant. I hope in Into Darkness they take that scene down a peg but I know they won't because lensflares.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Surlaw posted:

Sorry but this discussion has proven objectively that Star Trek is Bad, even the good ones. Especially the good ones.

Does this movie have anything as meaningful as the Dark For Dark's Sake episode of DS9 where they play baseball? Doubtful. I loved how that one fundamentally ruined the Exploration of Man theme and was super pro-militant. I hope in Into Darkness they take that scene down a peg but I know they won't because lensflares.

It was not as dark as TOS series episode in which they go on Shore Leave and creatures from their imagination and past attacked them.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

bobkatt013 posted:

It was not as dark as TOS series episode in which they go on Shore Leave and creatures from their imagination and past attacked them.
Yeah The Dark Knight was a really good episode.

Cellophane S
Nov 14, 2004

Now you're playing with power.
This instantly climbs to #3 or maybe even #2 on the list of Star Trek movies for me.

Not only was it a super exciting action movie but also a genuine Trek experience and I couldn't be happier. Fantastic.

PS gently caress Star Wars, stay here JJ!

PeterWeller
Apr 21, 2003

I told you that story so I could tell you this one.

WeAreTheRomans posted:

No, no, you're thinking of books. Books.

It's not even an accurate description of books or even novels in particular. At best it is the primary goal of many books.

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
I saw this last night and loved it
The only thing I didn't like was the "KHAAAN" scene, they went a bit far with the almost word for word "callback" or whatever.
People are whining that khan didn't act anything like the original khan, but in WoK he'd been marooned on a lifeless planet, his wife and his family were all dead/dying and he'd gone insane.


Also, I don't care what anyone says, the warp core is badass.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
I was getting vaguely annoyed about people saying Into Darkness is a rejection of Old Trek, and I think I've figured out why it was bugging me: It's the other way round, a celebration of the influences of the older works, and this can be clearly seen by comparing the villains from the '09 film and ID.

I really like the analysis that keeps getting posted about Nero representing the hardcore fan who is so obsessed with canon that he'd rather kill the new series (Kirk) in it's allegorical cradle than allow it to flourish and become great on its own.

Compare this with Khan, who despite being a callback himself to the earlier series is the embodiment of every complaint leveled at the '09 film: More action oriented (shooting two guns at once, jumping around like a grasshopper), wearing all black, being employed by an unscrupulous authority to remake Starfleet with bigger ships, more weapons, and completely devoid of optimism or a spirit of scientific inquiry.

Khan represents a demonized version of Abrams, who coldly claims these new methods are better "at everything" and tries to use his bigger, faster ship to destroy the Enterprise (an idealized memory of Star Trek), and when that fails rams Earth in an attempt to destroy the Federation (Star Trek fans). He is at least partially defeated by Spock paying homage and seeking advice from a literal relic of the old series, and his plans are foiled in ways that mirror the past.

The message is that Abrams respects the source material while not being afraid to change things or put his own stamp on it, and I like the result.

Cellophane S
Nov 14, 2004

Now you're playing with power.

thatbastardken posted:

I was getting vaguely annoyed about people saying Into Darkness is a rejection of Old Trek, and I think I've figured out why it was bugging me: It's the other way round, a celebration of the influences of the older works, and this can be clearly seen by comparing the villains from the '09 film and ID.

I really like the analysis that keeps getting posted about Nero representing the hardcore fan who is so obsessed with canon that he'd rather kill the new series (Kirk) in it's allegorical cradle than allow it to flourish and become great on its own.

Compare this with Khan, who despite being a callback himself to the earlier series is the embodiment of every complaint leveled at the '09 film: More action oriented (shooting two guns at once, jumping around like a grasshopper), wearing all black, being employed by an unscrupulous authority to remake Starfleet with bigger ships, more weapons, and completely devoid of optimism or a spirit of scientific inquiry.

Khan represents a demonized version of Abrams, who coldly claims these new methods are better "at everything" and tries to use his bigger, faster ship to destroy the Enterprise (an idealized memory of Star Trek), and when that fails rams Earth in an attempt to destroy the Federation (Star Trek fans). He is at least partially defeated by Spock paying homage and seeking advice from a literal relic of the old series, and his plans are foiled in ways that mirror the past.

The message is that Abrams respects the source material while not being afraid to change things or put his own stamp on it, and I like the result.

That's pretty great!

Honestly, Into Darkness is as real a Star Trek story as they come. It has the spirit of Star Trek, the characters, the philosophy - what's missing? It's a fantastic movie.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



This was a god drat enjoyable movie. I haven't been so excited or tense while watching a blockbuster in years. It struck a perfect balance between the good old Trek mentality and JJ's new take on things.

Stonefish
Nov 1, 2004

Chillin' like a villain
Random thoughts, neither useful nor meaningful:

When Dr Carol Marcus got teleported off the bridge against her will, someone could have grabbed onto her and gone for a ride (while armed), right?

I don't think the Enterprise actually fired a single weapon of any kind in that entire movie. They got shot at a few times, but didn't get anything away.

Cellophane S
Nov 14, 2004

Now you're playing with power.

Stonefish posted:

Random thoughts, neither useful nor meaningful:

When Dr Carol Marcus got teleported off the bridge against her will, someone could have grabbed onto her and gone for a ride (while armed), right?

I don't think the Enterprise actually fired a single weapon of any kind in that entire movie. They got shot at a few times, but didn't get anything away.


I don't think transporting works like that, worst case you could end up as a mess of atomic goo.

Steve2911 posted:

This was a god drat enjoyable movie. I haven't been so excited or tense while watching a blockbuster in years. It struck a perfect balance between the good old Trek mentality and JJ's new take on things.

gently caress yes. Man I am positively euphoric that this movie turned out so good. My favourite Trek story since TNG ended.

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Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

forever gold posted:

J.J Abrams is only a mediocre director anyway (is there a memorable sequence from his entry in the Mission Impossible series? There's quite a few memorable sequences in the ones directed De Palma and John Woo.)

The gunfight with Keri Russell and Cruise, helicopter chase, the bridge scene, the shanghai heist, just off the top of my head.

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