chumpchous posted:jquery really difficult to understand lol
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# ? May 10, 2013 19:57 |
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Jquery is p easy it's the functions nested within functions nested within functions from js that I don't really get
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# ? May 10, 2013 20:01 |
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please don't write dunexjs fanfic
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# ? May 10, 2013 20:06 |
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I like js
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# ? May 10, 2013 20:23 |
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CamH posted:I like js same
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# ? May 10, 2013 20:24 |
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chumpchous posted:I am finding javascript/jquery really difficult to understand. Is there a decent resource for learning js or should I just kill myself o'reilly has a "complete guide to javascript" (something like that) that is really excellent, even for most of the learning once you've got that, all the jquery can be done by reading the docs on their site
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# ? May 10, 2013 20:45 |
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MononcQc posted:I would be so amazed to have to maintain code like that that I might just silently deal with it, in a strange mix of hatred and respect. Lookit that big drat thing. It's hideous/beautiful!
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# ? May 10, 2013 20:53 |
has anyone here used f#
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# ? May 10, 2013 22:06 |
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is it pronounced "fart"
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# ? May 10, 2013 22:12 |
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sometimes i have to program things for work but my educational background is all electrical engineering and physics it's a good thing i have a job where i only write hardware description languages and perl hardware description languages i can understand, and perl, well, no one expects to be able to read perl written by someone else as far as i can tell so i'm golden, just gotta keep this job until i die
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# ? May 11, 2013 00:35 |
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crowsnest stylepre:/*REXX program to generate a number triangle for partitions of a number.*/ numeric digits 400 /*be able to handle large numbers.*/ parse arg N .; if N=='' then N=25 /*No input? Then use the default.*/ !.=0; L=1; mx=1; parts=0; aN=abs(N); @.=0; @.0=1 if N>0 then do t=1 for 2 do r=1 for N; aLine= parts=0 do c=1 for r; _=gen#(r,c); aLine=aLine right(_,L) if r==n then parts = parts + _ /*is this last line?*/ end /*c*/ /* [↑] sum #s only on last line.*/ if t==2 then say center(strip(aLine,'L'),2+(N-1)*(L+1)) end /*r*/ L=length(mx) end /*t*/ say if parts==0 then parts=partitions(aN) say 'partitions('aN"):" parts exit /*stick a fork in it, we're done.*/ /*──────────────────────────────────GEN# subroutine─────────────────────*/ gen#: procedure expose !. mx; parse arg x,y; $=1 if !.x.y\==0 then return !.x.y /*was this # generated before? */ if 1<y & y<x-1 then do q=2 to y; if q<=x-y then $=$+gen#(x-y,q); end mx=max(mx,$); !.x.y=$ /*find max # length, remember #. */ return $ /*return with the generated num. */ /*──────────────────────────────────PARTITIONS subroutine───────────────*/ partitions: procedure expose @.; parse arg n if @.n\==0 then return @.n /*Already computed? Return it.*/ $=0 /*[↓] Euler's recursive function.*/ do k=1 for n; _=n-(k*3-1)*k%2; if _<0 then leave if @._==0 then x=partitions(_) else x=@._ _=_-k if _<0 then y=0 else if @._==0 then y=partitions(_) else y=@._ if k//2 then $=$+x+y else $=$-x-y end /*k*/ @.n=$ return $
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# ? May 11, 2013 00:42 |
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so tell me if i wanted to make a iphone app what do i have to do pay $$$ to be a developer? what language? can it be done from windows? tell me more plz
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# ? May 11, 2013 02:40 |
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it doesnt cost anything, just write your website normally and then add the phonegap libraries http://phonegap.com/ edit: sorry the languages are html, jquery and twitter bootstrap
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# ? May 11, 2013 02:42 |
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It costs $99/year to be in the iOS developer program. The language people use to make native (ie good) apps is Objective C. You can use C# with MonoTouch if you really really really want to, but that's 3rd party. The only high level frameworks and APIs from Apple are for Objective C, with the low level stuff being in C. edit: you can download Xcode and run stuff in the iOS simulator for free, but if you wanna test on a device and publish in the App Store then you gotta pay $99/year. Doc Block fucked around with this message at 03:03 on May 11, 2013 |
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Doc Block posted:It costs $99/year to be in the iOS developer program. btw this is not because apple gives 1/2 of a gently caress about that $99 but it sets a (low) bar to entry so that not every idiot who downloads xcode shits up the market with garbage fart apps 24/7 not that it stops it, just filters out a ton of it from ever even appearing. if you got actual dev skills and an idea for an app, 99 bucks is gonna be nothing to you.
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# ? May 11, 2013 03:07 |
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i think i got an idea. and i am pretty sure i can code it if i can make a buck from it i will be stoked too
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# ? May 11, 2013 03:09 |
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burp and fart app here we gooooooooooooooooo
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# ? May 11, 2013 03:10 |
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thanks btw for the helpful advice
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# ? May 11, 2013 03:10 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:burp and fart app here we gooooooooooooooooo actually its a vomit and defecation simulation
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# ? May 11, 2013 03:11 |
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barf is the new fart
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# ? May 11, 2013 03:12 |
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barf and poop keytar
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# ? May 11, 2013 03:33 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:barf and poop keytar
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# ? May 11, 2013 03:34 |
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brb programming shart and dryheave oboe
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# ? May 11, 2013 03:34 |
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queef and menstruate moog synthesizer
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# ? May 11, 2013 03:40 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:brb programming shart and dryheave oboe heh Cold on a Cob posted:queef and menstruate moog synthesizer urgh
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# ? May 11, 2013 03:42 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:why is there nothing like notepad++ for osx? Textmate 2 fits the bill, and it's free now
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# ? May 11, 2013 03:51 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:queef and menstruate moog synthesizer i see you've used the Satellite
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# ? May 11, 2013 03:56 |
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Sniep posted:btw this is not because apple gives 1/2 of a gently caress about that $99 but it sets a (low) bar to entry so that not every idiot who downloads xcode shits up the market with garbage fart apps 24/7 it also ensures that if you want to create malicious software, you have to give apple your credit card and info about who ayou are
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# ? May 11, 2013 04:00 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:barf and poop keytar Jim Silly-Balls posted:brb programming shart and dryheave oboe lol
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# ? May 11, 2013 08:31 |
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chumpchous posted:sublime text 2 is awesome and worth clicking the little prompt that pops up every 20 minutes when you save something
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# ? May 11, 2013 13:36 |
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sublime text 3 is at least one better than 2
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# ? May 11, 2013 14:13 |
so that thing that sublime text does. sounds like what vim has been doing for 23 years.
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# ? May 11, 2013 14:19 |
ok just installed gvim on windows and goddamn, what was i thinking ever using any other text editor on windows. gently caress
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# ? May 11, 2013 14:38 |
use vim if ur serious about your text editing
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# ? May 11, 2013 14:40 |
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OBAMA BIN LinkedIn posted:so that thing that sublime text does. sounds like what vim has been doing for 23 years. except with a billion times less autism and better folder/multiple file handling
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# ? May 11, 2013 15:13 |
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oh, sorry, i guess i should post on some mailing list or RTFM to learn how to use my computer. thats a good idea lol @ vimtutor being a thing that exists
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# ? May 11, 2013 15:14 |
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OBAMA BIN LinkedIn posted:use vim if ur serious about your text editing your autism is showing
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# ? May 11, 2013 15:16 |
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foonykins posted:your autism is showing oh dear *pulls up zipper*
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# ? May 11, 2013 15:19 |
polpotpi posted:except with a billion times less autism and better folder/multiple file handling lol is this a joke, multiple file handling in vim is by far better also if u wanna see autistic, install a mirror above ur monitor so you can see urself as you pay 70bux for a text editor
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# ? May 11, 2013 15:56 |
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lmao at these fuckin hipster nerds complaining about having to learn a bunch of commands to use vim well *pays for a text editor that does the exact same thing but less and with equally obtuse commands*
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