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double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

chumpchous posted:

jquery really difficult to understand

lol

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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
Jquery is p easy it's the functions nested within functions nested within functions from js that I don't really get

MeruFM
Jul 27, 2010
please don't write dunexjs fanfic

CamH
Apr 11, 2008

I like js

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

CamH posted:

I like js

same

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

chumpchous posted:

I am finding javascript/jquery really difficult to understand. Is there a decent resource for learning js or should I just kill myself

o'reilly has a "complete guide to javascript" (something like that) that is really excellent, even for most of the learning

once you've got that, all the jquery can be done by reading the docs on their site

CuddleChunks
Sep 18, 2004

MononcQc posted:

I would be so amazed to have to maintain code like that that I might just silently deal with it, in a strange mix of hatred and respect.

:aaa: Lookit that big drat thing. It's hideous/beautiful!

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

has anyone here used f#

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
is it pronounced "fart"

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
sometimes i have to program things for work but my educational background is all electrical engineering and physics

it's a good thing i have a job where i only write hardware description languages and perl

hardware description languages i can understand, and perl, well, no one expects to be able to read perl written by someone else as far as i can tell so i'm golden, just gotta keep this job until i die

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

crowsnest style
pre:
/*REXX program to generate a number triangle for partitions of a number.*/
numeric digits 400                    /*be able to handle large numbers.*/
parse arg N .;  if N=='' then N=25    /*No input?  Then use the default.*/
!.=0;   L=1;   mx=1;   parts=0;   aN=abs(N);   @.=0;   @.0=1
if N>0  then do     t=1  for 2
               do   r=1  for N;   aLine=
               parts=0
                 do c=1  for r;   _=gen#(r,c);      aLine=aLine right(_,L)
                 if r==n  then parts = parts + _    /*is this last line?*/
                 end   /*c*/           /* [↑]  sum #s only on last line.*/
               if t==2 then say center(strip(aLine,'L'),2+(N-1)*(L+1))
               end     /*r*/
             L=length(mx)
             end       /*t*/
say
if parts==0  then parts=partitions(aN)
say  'partitions('aN"):"  parts
exit                                   /*stick a fork in it, we're done.*/
/*──────────────────────────────────GEN# subroutine─────────────────────*/
gen#: procedure expose !. mx;            parse arg x,y;       $=1
if !.x.y\==0    then  return !.x.y     /*was this # generated before?   */
if 1<y & y<x-1  then  do q=2  to y;  if q<=x-y  then $=$+gen#(x-y,q);  end
mx=max(mx,$);   !.x.y=$                /*find max # length, remember #. */
return $                               /*return with the generated num. */
/*──────────────────────────────────PARTITIONS subroutine───────────────*/
partitions: procedure expose @.;       parse arg n
if @.n\==0  then return @.n            /*Already computed?    Return it.*/
$=0                                    /*[↓] Euler's recursive function.*/
            do k=1  for n;  _=n-(k*3-1)*k%2;         if _<0  then leave
            if @._==0  then x=partitions(_)
                       else x=@._
            _=_-k
            if _<0     then y=0
                       else if @._==0  then y=partitions(_)
                                       else y=@._
            if k//2  then $=$+x+y
                     else $=$-x-y
            end   /*k*/
@.n=$
return $

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
so tell me


if i wanted to make a iphone app


what do i have to do



pay $$$ to be a developer? what language? can it be done from windows? tell me more plz

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

it doesnt cost anything, just write your website normally and then add the phonegap libraries

http://phonegap.com/

edit: sorry the languages are html, jquery and twitter bootstrap

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
It costs $99/year to be in the iOS developer program.

The language people use to make native (ie good) apps is Objective C. You can use C# with MonoTouch if you really really really want to, but that's 3rd party. The only high level frameworks and APIs from Apple are for Objective C, with the low level stuff being in C.

edit: you can download Xcode and run stuff in the iOS simulator for free, but if you wanna test on a device and publish in the App Store then you gotta pay $99/year.

Doc Block fucked around with this message at 03:03 on May 11, 2013

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Doc Block posted:

It costs $99/year to be in the iOS developer program.

The language people use to make native (ie good) apps is Objective C. You can use C# with MonoTouch if you really really really want to, but that's 3rd party. The only high level frameworks and APIs from Apple are for Objective C, with the low level stuff being in C.

edit: you can download Xcode and run stuff in the iOS simulator for free, but if you wanna test on a device and publish in the App Store then you gotta pay $99/year.

btw this is not because apple gives 1/2 of a gently caress about that $99 but it sets a (low) bar to entry so that not every idiot who downloads xcode shits up the market with garbage fart apps 24/7

not that it stops it, just filters out a ton of it from ever even appearing.

if you got actual dev skills and an idea for an app, 99 bucks is gonna be nothing to you.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i think i got an idea. and i am pretty sure i can code it

if i can make a buck from it i will be stoked too

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




burp and fart app here we gooooooooooooooooo

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
thanks btw for the helpful advice


echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

burp and fart app here we gooooooooooooooooo

actually its a vomit and defecation simulation

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




barf is the new fart

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
barf and poop keytar

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Cold on a Cob posted:

barf and poop keytar

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




brb programming shart and dryheave oboe

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
queef and menstruate moog synthesizer

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

brb programming shart and dryheave oboe

heh

Cold on a Cob posted:

queef and menstruate moog synthesizer

urgh

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Cold on a Cob posted:

why is there nothing like notepad++ for osx?

Textmate 2 fits the bill, and it's free now

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Cold on a Cob posted:

queef and menstruate moog synthesizer

i see you've used the Satellite

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Sniep posted:

btw this is not because apple gives 1/2 of a gently caress about that $99 but it sets a (low) bar to entry so that not every idiot who downloads xcode shits up the market with garbage fart apps 24/7

not that it stops it, just filters out a ton of it from ever even appearing.

if you got actual dev skills and an idea for an app, 99 bucks is gonna be nothing to you.


it also ensures that if you want to create malicious software, you have to give apple your credit card and info about who ayou are

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Cold on a Cob posted:

barf and poop keytar

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

brb programming shart and dryheave oboe

lol

foonykins
Jun 15, 2010

stop with the small talk


chumpchous posted:

sublime text 2 is awesome and worth clicking the little prompt that pops up every 20 minutes when you save something

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

sublime text 3 is at least one better than 2

X-BUM-RAIDER-X
May 7, 2008
so that thing that sublime text does. sounds like what vim has been doing for 23 years.

X-BUM-RAIDER-X
May 7, 2008
ok just installed gvim on windows and goddamn, what was i thinking ever using any other text editor on windows. gently caress

X-BUM-RAIDER-X
May 7, 2008
use vim if ur serious about your text editing

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

OBAMA BIN LinkedIn posted:

so that thing that sublime text does. sounds like what vim has been doing for 23 years.

except with a billion times less autism and better folder/multiple file handling

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

oh, sorry, i guess i should post on some mailing list or RTFM to learn how to use my computer. thats a good idea

lol @ vimtutor being a thing that exists

foonykins
Jun 15, 2010

stop with the small talk


OBAMA BIN LinkedIn posted:

use vim if ur serious about your text editing

your autism is showing

Nehacoo
Sep 9, 2011

foonykins posted:

your autism is showing

oh dear *pulls up zipper*

X-BUM-RAIDER-X
May 7, 2008

polpotpi posted:

except with a billion times less autism and better folder/multiple file handling

lol is this a joke, multiple file handling in vim is by far better

also if u wanna see autistic, install a mirror above ur monitor so you can see urself as you pay 70bux for a text editor :pwn:

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X-BUM-RAIDER-X
May 7, 2008
lmao at these fuckin hipster nerds complaining about having to learn a bunch of commands to use vim well *pays for a text editor that does the exact same thing but less and with equally obtuse commands*

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