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Joe Don Baker posted:Look at the credits: "SCOTT!!!"
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So I'm going to go ahead and assume this was recorded at their Sirius studio?
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May 18, 2013 00:52
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Wasco Jr. posted:Haha, Stern's daughter is loving useless, I would have never have went looking for this poo poo if he didn't cry about being cyber bullied What. The. Actual. gently caress. This doesn't even sound like it was planned or rehearsed. It sounds like she just got high, put on a nature-sounds CD, and improvised to it. ... actually, in that context, it wouldn't be too bad. But unfortunately she clearly did it in a studio. With Scott Salem working the controls. After rehearsing with a vocal coach. I'm not sure my brain can process this.
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May 18, 2013 01:33
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Need clips of her saying "NIGGERLESS CAGE"
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May 18, 2013 01:48
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jimma posted:What. The. Actual. gently caress. I purchased one of the songs and wrote a review, don't know if it will be published. "The audio on this song must have been switched by Scott, he always goofs stuff up, but it literally sounds like somebody was at a park reading terrible poems. You just hear birds chirping and water and it is pretty relaxing until some lady starts whispering into the microphone. If this song was an actor, it would be Eric the Midget. The Jackie puppet getting kicked in the crotch would make a better noise. If they played this on America's Got Talent, Howard would have to tell them they have no talent and should give up on making music. Benjy's girlfriend sings better than this."
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May 18, 2013 02:08
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AxeManiac posted:I purchased one of the songs and wrote a review, don't know if it will be published. Good show sir, drat good show. The nerve of Howard goofing on Scott's son's band and telling them to give it up and then asking Scott to record this shite it's hilarious. How do you add tags to Amazon? I want to label her music trust fund art.
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May 18, 2013 02:22
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Oh, it went live, take that billionaire in the hamptons living his dream with is hot trophy wife! http://www.amazon.com/review/RF6XYTKYYRL68
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May 18, 2013 02:59
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This review was helpful to me.
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May 18, 2013 03:04
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Great news, her album is on Googles' new music service! This is going to make the weekend amazing.
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May 18, 2013 03:04
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Oh man, I dying here. I don't even know what's most funny or even where to begin.
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May 18, 2013 03:10
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The music is terrible, but we only care because she's Howard's daughter. I feel bad for her. She must get this kind of poo poo every waking second of her life. Edit: On second thought, gently caress it. If you choose a life in the entertainment industry, I guess you've pretty much signed on for whatever professional critique is gonna come your way.
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May 18, 2013 03:41
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gently caress that poo poo, she isn't taking Daddy's money and raising a family in private she's decided she's a deep artist and putting herself out in public which makes her fair game. http://imgur.com/JrP6sxc Look at that poo poo, that is a person who needs to be told she is an rear end in a top hat.
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May 18, 2013 03:47
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Wasco Jr. posted:Look at that poo poo, that is a person who needs to be told she is an rear end in a top hat. I don't know if I'd go that far -- based on this photo and her "music", I kind of wonder if maybe she has actual mental health issues.
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May 18, 2013 03:50
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Wasco Jr. posted:http://imgur.com/JrP6sxc I stand corrected. That's just...my god.
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May 18, 2013 03:52
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quote:I feel like I'm having an Emergency Now Thank you, thank you.
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May 18, 2013 04:25
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Look at that hooked-nose Jew.
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May 18, 2013 04:29
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AxeManiac posted:Oh, it went live, take that billionaire in the hamptons living his dream with is hot trophy wife!
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May 18, 2013 04:47
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May 18, 2013 05:32
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OH my god you guys, Eric just replied to me and people started attacking him! I stood up for him, I hope he becomes my friend now. https://twitter.com/EricTheActor11/status/335583600332378114 I was going to follow up with "I heard you played baby Kal-el who landed on earth" but I want him to be my friend now.
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May 18, 2013 06:56
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So is this the same daughter that was topless for Jewish community theater, or is he ashamed of 2 of his kids?
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May 18, 2013 06:57
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Catching up on Wednesday's show now and this Rob Cordry stuff was great. Not only does he get into a fight with Benjy during the show, but they go at it even more viciously during the Wrap-Up Show, with a bunch of the other staffers legitimately getting pissed at Benjy as well. Benjy-bashing can be cathartic at times, when he's not allowed to respond as much.
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May 18, 2013 07:23
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Holy crap she looks exactly like a younger Howard. And no woman should like that. Seriously, she could probably play young Howard in a Private Parts remake.
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May 18, 2013 07:56
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Ochowie posted:Holy crap she looks exactly like a younger Howard. And no woman should like that. Seriously, she could probably play young Howard in a Private Parts remake. The creepiest thing is that she never even tried to be pretty. She could have pulled it off if this wasn't the first picture I ever saw of her. She really hates her dad.
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May 18, 2013 08:04
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 Oh for gently caress's sake, Eric...
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May 18, 2013 14:13
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That's like shooting fish in a barrel if the fish were already dead. And laying on the grass outside of the barrel.
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May 18, 2013 14:38
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I like to think that Eric is using a text-to-speech program and the caps are from him yelling furiously into the mic.
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May 18, 2013 16:22
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Well, no. Then it would read BRRRGH, DURKKA ERGH URFF A DOOGABLOOMA URGH.
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May 18, 2013 16:31
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AxeManiac posted:Oh, it went live, take that billionaire in the hamptons living his dream with is hot trophy wife! She also has a blog that nobody reads. http://www.jewishjournal.com/emily_stern All of the rants that Howard has made about people who waste their lives suddenly make a lot more sense.
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May 18, 2013 17:09
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Tim Selaty Jr posted:She also has a blog that nobody reads. His therapist should be helping with that. Emily stern posted:Birth Day is an album of 8 songs woven with lyrical melodies and 3 intricately crafted poems orchestrated almost entirely by natural sounds. It explores archetypes and the divine feminine in our collective unconscious with extreme sensitivity to the complexity and daring of spiritual experience. Musical accompainment includes chant, prayer, cicadas, bees, birds, heartbeat, the shofar, a full home birth, thunderstorms, and a conglomerate of conversations on Amsterdam Avenue on a Saturday at midnight. 
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May 18, 2013 17:26
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Oh man, that picture is just horrifying. It's an awful angle and she already looks like Howard. Yeesh.
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May 18, 2013 18:11
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Props to Howard for raising kids who actually do that weird bullshit instead of just overdosing on drugs. Usually when kids have that much money and that much free time they start getting zonked out on crazy poo poo just to have something to do.
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May 18, 2013 18:14
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kylej posted:Props to Howard for raising kids who actually do that weird bullshit instead of just overdosing on drugs. Usually when kids have that much money and that much free time they start getting zonked out on crazy poo poo just to have something to do. Well from what I've read it really only seems to be his middle daughter that's into weird poo poo. His older daughter seems hyper-averse to any public attention so you just never read or hear about her, ever, and his youngest seems like a normal college kid. vvv Whoops, that's what I get for not checking out his wiki page first to confirm the daughter order. qbert fucked around with this message at 19:43 on May 18, 2013 |
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May 18, 2013 18:56
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qbert posted:Well from what I've read it really only seems to be his middle daughter that's into weird poo poo. His older daughter seems hyper-averse to any public attention so you just never read or hear about her, ever, and his youngest seems like a normal college kid. This is the oldest daughter, Emily I think. Debra is the middle one that went to Washington U in St. Louis and lives in San Fran. The youngest one is probably near college aged. This one though...she is the actress. Isn't she the one who got engaged right around the time that Howard did, too? And then on SFN, et al they were saying she is gay now and a big activist or something.
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May 18, 2013 19:31
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kylej posted:Props to Howard for raising kids who actually do that weird bullshit instead of just overdosing on drugs. Usually when kids have that much money and that much free time they start getting zonked out on crazy poo poo just to have something to do. I don't know, those songs seem like the idea of someone either drunk or high.
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May 18, 2013 20:43
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Tim Selaty Jr posted:She also has a blog that nobody reads. quote:and the vampires, yes, who live forever know the immortal and teach your blood they place beyond. I need the Kirk Douglas "what are you saying?" sound drop.
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May 18, 2013 21:08
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Howard Stern Show Megathread: I am opening to you with the cheesed of yesod
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May 18, 2013 21:18
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Sasquatch! posted:Un-ironically, you're right that Benjy's girlfriend DOES sing better than this. She sounds like she's singing along to Frank Drebin taking an extremely long piss break.
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May 18, 2013 21:34
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Yeah, those poems sound like something a lunatic would mumble in the subway. Those are some weird things. I'd love to hear Howard armchair analyze them.quote:And we can play and you enjoy when I'm myself. Deep in the forest of existence is the world of you're supposed to be(1). I'm not gonna write so that you love me(2), and I have noticed that when I care for you, I let you know that sometimes the face gets ripped off (3) and finds the You you are. 1. She is talking about her father, Howard, who is the world not to just her, but to himself and millions of listeners 2. Howard is emotionally distant, she has no way to communicate with him unless it is public 3. I can't blame her for wanting to rip off faces with those genetics 4. Obvious father issues 5. Children of famous rich people problems 6 TDM and poor stupid listeners who don't understand how powerful we, the elite, are
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May 18, 2013 21:39
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Man you guys are late on the Emily Stern Hate Train. The meme to come out of that whole debacle is trying to say Zoo Za Zoo on the Show without getting cut off.
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Since I get all my Stern news from this thread I literally didn't know about it until yesterday. Here is a pretty cute bit with her as a kid though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB7Z-ZBzCJw Wasco Jr. fucked around with this message at 04:26 on May 19, 2013 |
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