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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


you know, build report. crystal report, lisa report, becky report, etc

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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

post your fav enterprise grade pua techniques

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

pozzing a neg network and hooking up my peacock to their blt drive

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
let's you and me identify the best practices for this business process re my boner

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
Top Hat Linux

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

maniacdevnull posted:

post your fav enterprise grade pua techniques

you are the critical path to my heart

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
def mystery ()

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i think anyone who uses the word "steampunk" in a positive manner should be clockwork-orange'd into staring at boiler explosion injuries for a couple of hours

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
but they might get sad and go into a steamfunk

qirex
Feb 15, 2001


I'm going to name my 7 disc PUA DVD series "Crystal Rapport"

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

qirex posted:

I'm going to name my 7 disc PUA DVD series "Crystal Rapport"


Step 1: each day put a teeny bit of meth in her food or drink
Step 2: by the end of the week she'll neve r leve u

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Luigi Thirty posted:

pozzing a neg network and hooking up my peacock to their blt drive

bacon, lettuce, and tomato?

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/rob-ford-crackstarter

gawker is asking for $200,000 to buy a video of the conservative mayor of toronto smoking crack

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

PleasureKevin posted:

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/rob-ford-crackstarter

gawker is asking for $200,000 to buy a video of the conservative mayor of toronto smoking crack

lol, capitalism

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

Heresiarch posted:

please tell me somebody has a photo of this person


Hi guys.
i'm TofuTofu. My academic background is in Asian Studies and Japanese. I have lived in Japan, gone to school in Japan, traveled throughout Japan, dated in Japan, worked in Japan, done business in Japan, gotten drunk in Japan, been paid to translate Japanese porn, and much, much more.
I have worked for Japanese companies in America, American companies in Japan, ran my own Japanese translation agency, and a slew of other stuff.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

PleasureKevin posted:

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/rob-ford-crackstarter

gawker is asking for $200,000 to buy a video of the conservative mayor of toronto smoking crack

for $200,000 it better be the goddamn prime minister

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
this is canada and toronto is like the biggest city or whatever so it's like the mayor of new york smoking crack

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

CIA sold crack in canada!!!

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I like to wait until a great big fat guy is bending over and then say 'crack kills, my friend'

<chortle>

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
drugs are not good for you!! dont do it rob ford! dont do it! NOOOooo~ *screams at the video while its playing*

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
tom ford needs to lay off the heisenburgers

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

raruler posted:

Hi guys.
i'm TofuTofu. My academic background is in Asian Studies and Japanese. I have lived in Japan, gone to school in Japan, traveled throughout Japan, dated in Japan, worked in Japan, done business in Japan, gotten drunk in Japan, been paid to translate Japanese porn, and much, much more.
I have worked for Japanese companies in America, American companies in Japan, ran my own Japanese translation agency, and a slew of other stuff.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I hate japan I wish it would sink in the ocean

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax

TOOT BOOT posted:

I hate japan I wish it would sink in the ocean

https://twitter.com/NewEarthquake/status/335637532878442496

"working on it"

-god, subscriber to YOSPOS

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

TOOT BOOT posted:

I hate japan I wish it would sink in the ocean

me too but where it says "japan" replace it with "TOOT BOOT"

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

me too but where it says "japan" replace it with "TOOT BOOT"

turds float, i wouldnt die

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

i love this picture so much

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

PleasureKevin posted:

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/rob-ford-crackstarter

gawker is asking for $200,000 to buy a video of the conservative mayor of toronto smoking crack

as usually, america did it better twenty years ago

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


ahuehuehuehue

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The best troll

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Apparently the Chloe Sagal kickstarter sparked off more drama:

quote:

Allistair has since been suspended immediately, and we are investigating the situation as well as amending our internal policies on the matter. We are learning as we go. I have been consulting with Samantha Allen over Skype for two hours today and we are making great progress. Among other things, we talked about the violences that transgender people face everyday and how our outlet can become more committed to making this online community a safe space for people of all sexualities and gender identities.

I want to make three things clear:

(1) Destructoid did not act on this quickly enough because (due to E3 judges week) people were on airplanes or in meetings when it happened. This is in no way an excuse, I'm just stating that it was unfortunate timing. Once we heard about it we had to immediately develop a protocol for this, thus delaying my response. I apologize for this.

(2) As far back as April 9 Allistair was advised NOT to post about his investigative findings. Allistair had become uncooperative with the EIC and me over this specific topic over the past few weeks. We were stunned to discover his behavior on Twitter despite his acknowledgement not to post any information the night prior to the incident. Other staff close to the investigation did not post. I want to be clear that he posted this on his own will, off of our site, against our wishes. Destructoid is in no way connected to his actions, nor was he instructed to do this. We asked for an immediate take down and deletion from his personal account the second we spotted it and began his employment review.

(3) Chloe's IndieGoGo campaign (whether it was fradulent or not) is completely irrelevant to the ethics of Allistair's decision. IndieGoGo had cancelled the campaign already and the fact that it was fradulent does not in any way justify Allistair's decision to out her.

Allistair has since sent us a very lengthy apology to both staff and the transgender community, which we will not republish (at the risk of exposing more facts about Chloe and others involved in this case from other sites), but in short he felt he was simply doing his job as a journalist and illustrates how much time on the phone and other personal time he spent with Chloe trying to save her life while also reporting all of the facts. There was a breach of confidence here that should have not occurred. What Allistair did was clearly wrong. He will already be paying for this for years to come, and he knows anything he says to excuse himself does not make it any more acceptable. I don't think he genuinely set out to do harm here and this is the ONLY reason he is given a due process instead of an immediate firing. Still, we are considering this matter very seriously.

Effective immediately Allistair has been dismissed for now until we decide if this is a fireable offense, his pay has been suspended up until yesterday, and his title has been stripped. All of his email and site accounts have been suspended, and he has been removed from the staff page. We are currently evaluating what role he will have upon returning, if any. He is off the payroll.

We have extremely strict policies on what is acceptable in social media and a three strikes rule before firing anyone. We are currently back-tracking through our records to make that final recommendation. We will update this thread when we have completed our investigation and heard all sides of the story.


There's some kerfluffle about Chloe using suicide threats to try to kill the story or something IDK

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

TOOT BOOT posted:

Apparently the Chloe Sagal kickstarter sparked off more drama:

There's some kerfluffle about Chloe using suicide threats to try to kill the story or something IDK

it was pretty obvious she was trans just from reading her statements around the web. if she had just asked for money for the real reasons, she may have gotten it. but not everyone wants to live as trans, they want to identify as a woman, and coming out defeats that. so i sympathize with that and can't really blame her for lying.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

PleasureKevin posted:

it was pretty obvious she was trans just from reading her statements around the web. if she had just asked for money for the real reasons, she may have gotten it. but not everyone wants to live as trans, they want to identify as a woman, and coming out defeats that. so i sympathize with that and can't really blame her for lying.

lol wheres this a c/p from?

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
i think the real question is wheres ian mclean

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

maniacdevnull posted:

lol wheres this a c/p from?

my own tumblr

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

maniacdevnull posted:

lol wheres this a c/p from?

was going to sass your tired catchphrase but ios turned "catchphrase" into "cat upgrades"

my phone is the biggest goon of all :(

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
oh hai i upgraded ur ram

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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

mods namechange posted:

oh hai i upgraded ur ram

thanks!

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