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CaptainHollywood posted:
I know I've always wished for a Whitest Kids U'Know movie but this is not what I meant.
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The dog is really more translucent than invisible, though I will concede that "invisible dog" is a tough gig for a designer.
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**No one asked.*** ***Because no one cares. bowser posted:more Maniac posters: But these are pretty fantastic. Every bit of media makes this look like a genuinely unsettling movie.
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Tewratomeh posted:But these are pretty fantastic. Every bit of media makes this look like a genuinely unsettling movie. The trailer looked good but they released the first few minutes awhile ago and it featured some really awful CGI so we'll see.
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bowser posted:And a poster for an upcoming comedy*: I think the bigger question is, why would anyone pay money to see Jennifer Aniston strip?
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That poster would be 100x better if all the arrows pointed to Jason Sudeikis.
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penismightier posted:That poster would be 100x better if all the arrows pointed to Jason Sudeikis. It would be 200% better if the arrow labelled "VIRGIN" pointed directly out at the viewer.
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This fall Jennifer Aniston star as Jason Sudeikis.
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Oh no, a runaway and a virgin, how horrible.
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StickyNavels posted:Oh no, a runaway and a virgin, how horrible. Judging from the trailer, they couldn't fit 'Mentally Handicapped' on the poster and just went with 'Virgin' as shorthand.
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I'd watch comedy about a normal family with a stripper, drug dealer, somehow virgin, runaway dad played by Jason Sudeikis.
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ThatPazuzu posted:somehow virgin Sperm donor as a part time gig to stripping and drug dealing.
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DarkSol posted:I think the bigger question is, why would anyone pay money to see Jennifer Aniston strip? Especially when you know for a fact that she's one of those obnoxious strippers who never take their underwear off.
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DarkSol posted:I think the bigger question is, why would anyone pay money to see Jennifer Aniston strip? Congratulations, you're an internet weirdo.
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DarkSol posted:I think the bigger question is, why would anyone pay money to see Jennifer Aniston strip? Here's the trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTU-O5rtSuM Both her and Julia Louis Dreyfuss look better now than when they did 15 years ago. 
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CaptainHollywood posted:Here's the trailer I just groaned so hard I started coughing blood
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CaptainHollywood posted:Here's the trailer That sure was every funny bit of the movie, huh. Glad I now don't really have any reason to watch it.
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Red Bones posted:That sure was every funny bit of the movie, huh. Glad I now don't really have any reason to watch it.
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DarkSol posted:I think the bigger question is, why would anyone pay money to see Jennifer Aniston strip? You mean you wouldn't just for the novelty? That would be a great card to have for when your friend busts out his "Then Bill Murray said "Nobody is going to believe this"." story.
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G-III posted:There were funny bits in that trailer? I thought the bus full of weed was a funny visual gag, and the bits where the horrible unlikeable drug dealer and stripper were being dicks to each other were alright  I never claimed to have good taste.
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I feel like this poster would be shown in a segment of Arrested Development where Ron Howard's narration explains how the Bluth family funded this movie and it ended up being a terrible financial disaster. 
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LtKenFrankenstein posted:Congratulations, you're an internet weirdo.  CaptainHollywood posted:Both her and Julia Louis Dreyfuss look better now than when they did 15 years ago. Potentially a body double perhaps?
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WITNESS THE POWER! posted:I feel like this poster would be shown in a segment of Arrested Development where Ron Howard's narration explains how the Bluth family funded this movie and it ended up being a terrible financial disaster. SA Police? Which one is Abe?
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Red Bones posted:I thought the bus full of weed was a funny visual gag, You've never seen Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke, then, or you'd know what a funny gag involving vehicles and weed looks like. Their bus was made entirely out of weed.
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CaptainHollywood posted:Here's the trailer
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I like this poster. Simple, and great colour. Apparently this movie is the talk of Cannes!
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Set the 13th: Cinema's greatest micro-genre: Underwater Nazi Zombies SHOCKWAVES This painted version is apparently based more on Peter Cushing's appearance, rather than the actual zombies  apart from the goggles, obviously  NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIES Also known as Night of the Zombies 2  Nazis? Check, Zombies? Check, Awkwardly placed over-size photo insert? Check!  OASIS OF THE ZOMBIES Well I certainly wasn't expecting to find UNZs in the middle of a freaking desert     ZOMBIE LAKE Just down the road from Chrystal Lake  Most versions of this poster don't include the painted-on bikini top. They all include the pervert zombie head, though. 
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Sorry, but this is the greatest cover for Shock Waves:
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MachineryNoise posted:Sorry, but this is the greatest cover for Shock Waves: It doesn't have the wonderful tag line though. Shock Waves is pretty incredible. Peter Cushing seems terribly bored in most of his scenes though. And Zombie Lake's production horror stories are the best.
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Peter Cushing looks on in sadness as he realizes how horror has transformed since the Hammer days.
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MachineryNoise posted:Sorry, but this is the greatest cover for Shock Waves: Oh my god that's amazing. That woman plastered in isn't even from the right decade.
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CaptainHollywood posted:Here's the trailer I hate to bring this thing back up, but... what's even the audience for this movie? Everything at first made it look like a clean comedy, possibly family-based or possibly romantic, it could go either way. But all of the jokes in that trailer are much more in line with a stoner comedy.
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MachineryNoise posted:Sorry, but this is the greatest cover for Shock Waves: I can't believe I've never seen this one before. It looks like the title should be "Peter Cushing and the Bikini Bandits vs the Bored Dead". Thanks soooo much for showing this!
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penismightier posted:Oh my god that's amazing. That woman plastered in isn't even from the right decade. I just assumed that Peter Cushing had put out a series of 80s fitness videos.
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