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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Kind Milkman posted:

Shock Waves is pretty incredible. Peter Cushing seems terribly bored in most of his scenes though.

Cushing seemed terribly bored in most scenes he did after his wife died in 1971. People who knew him said he was pretty much marking time from then on.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Gettin' Buff with The Moff

Barf Wight
Sep 4, 2011
OK, you can stop yelling :hf:

Cleretic posted:

I hate to bring this thing back up, but... what's even the audience for this movie? Everything at first made it look like a clean comedy, possibly family-based or possibly romantic, it could go either way. But all of the jokes in that trailer are much more in line with a stoner comedy.
Well Jason Sudeikis and Jennifer Aniston both were in Horrible Bosses, Aniston is even playing a sexy minx again. Some of the travel stuff is reminiscent of Due Date, maybe the >>VIRGIN>> will be the young version of a typical Zach Galifinakis character.

I'm just guessing, I don't really have a clue.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Alouicious posted:

Hit a bit close to home, bucky? :v:

I hope not, because my wife would have some major explaining to do...

On a thread-related note, here is the best VHS cover for Deep Rising:

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

penismightier posted:

Oh my god that's amazing. That woman plastered in isn't even from the right decade.

All they'd have to do is remove Peter Cushing's face and put the word "Shock" in that 80's cursive font and this would look like the cover of a low-budget, softcore Summer Sex Comedy.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Cleretic posted:

I hate to bring this thing back up, but... what's even the audience for this movie? Everything at first made it look like a clean comedy, possibly family-based or possibly romantic, it could go either way. But all of the jokes in that trailer are much more in line with a stoner comedy.

It's a stoner comedy spoof of family comedies.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Popcorn posted:

I like this poster. Simple, and great colour.



Apparently this movie is the talk of Cannes!

It seems to be based on the cover of the graphic novel it's based on.

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


Canned Panda posted:

I hope not, because my wife would have some major explaining to do...

On a thread-related note, here is the best VHS cover for Deep Rising:



The name for this translates to The Grid.

Below that says: Rob Bottin - Creature Design, in case anyone was curious.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Tomero_the_Great posted:

The name for this translates to The Grid.

Below that says: Rob Bottin - Creature Design, in case anyone was curious.

Looks more like The Greed to me. "The Grid" would read as ザ・グリッド.

The tagline doesn't waste any time either. "Eaten while still alive, and digested."

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

scary ghost dog posted:

It's a stoner comedy spoof of family comedies.

It's a comedy for families of stoners to enjoy together.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

CaptainHollywood posted:

Here's the trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTU-O5rtSuM

Both her and Julia Louis Dreyfuss look better now than when they did 15 years ago. :psyduck:

I'd watch the last half hour of this movie on HBO in a couple of years while waiting for Game of Thrones to come on.

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

CaptainHollywood posted:

Here's the trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTU-O5rtSuM

Both her and Julia Louis Dreyfuss look better now than when they did 15 years ago. :psyduck:

This movie looks wretched.

ShufflerZero posted:

Set the 13th:
Cinema's greatest micro-genre: Underwater Nazi Zombies

SHOCKWAVES
This painted version is apparently based more on Peter Cushing's appearance, rather than the actual zombies

apart from the goggles, obviously


NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIES
Also known as Night of the Zombies 2

Nazis? Check, Zombies? Check, Awkwardly placed over-size photo insert? Check!


OASIS OF THE ZOMBIES
Well I certainly wasn't expecting to find UNZs in the middle of a freaking desert





ZOMBIE LAKE
Just down the road from Chrystal Lake

Most versions of this poster don't include the painted-on bikini top.
They all include the pervert zombie head, though.


These own so hard. The zombie face on the last one would make a great av.

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

(Private) Dick man beats Thigh man.

Also, not something you'd want to boast about, Jeff Goodman.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Isn't Alhazrad the name of the fictional author of the necronomicon? if so, that's an awesome nickname.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

That lady's vagina is PISSED!

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Showtime Synergy!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
The title is a metaphor.



Edit: Not too sure about that hand.



Maybe because he's a giant loving dog?



jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 06:02 on May 27, 2013

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The title sounds like a metaphor for some subhuman NAMBLA practice.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Vincent posted:

Isn't Alhazrad the name of the fictional author of the necronomicon?

It is.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!



This one looks interesting, if only the designer would had used a different font and removed the ugly black block down there. Perhaps a little tweaking in Photoshop,I don't know.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy


I know complaining about the Dreamworks Face is old hat, but I'm kind of impressed that they made a poster where every single character is doing it.

Slasherfan
Dec 2, 2003
IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm157589248/tt0081318

I was looking up City Of The Living Dead which has the alternate title The Gates Of Hell and came across this gem. That's not even the right movie, it looks like it was done on ms paint! I can't save the picture from IMDB and couldn't find another version of it.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

You need to dig into the html a bit to get the links.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
San Francisco has a hellmouth, eh?

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

...of SCIENCE! posted:



I know complaining about the Dreamworks Face is old hat, but I'm kind of impressed that they made a poster where every single character is doing it.

He looks more confused than spunky and 'tude-filled :shepface: is that a photo for the background too?

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Vincent posted:

Isn't Alhazrad the name of the fictional author of the necronomicon? if so, that's an awesome nickname.

Well Abdul Alhazred, but close enough to be an obvious reference.

(I think it was sometimes spelled Al-Azrad too)

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"


A human being made this fan poster.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
More like a god.

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

Gonz posted:



A human being made this fan poster.

That's probably among the best quality sonic media made in the last 15 years.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Gonz posted:



A human being made this fan poster.

I laughed when I saw that the Death Star had a mustache, then I laughed even harder when I remembered that that was an actual thing from the Dreamcast games.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Gonz posted:



A human being made this fan poster.

Who is Steve Buschemi supposed to be? Tails?

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

There must be an analysis somewhere on the internet where someone has written thousands of words about how there already was a live-action Sonic the Hedgehog film and it was called Reservoir Dogs.

Kind Milkman
Sep 3, 2011

Indeed.

Ez posted:

Who is Steve Buschemi supposed to be? Tails?

That is positively inspired casting. I would watch that movie.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




...of SCIENCE! posted:

I laughed when I saw that the Death Star had a mustache, then I laughed even harder when I remembered that that was an actual thing from the Dreamcast games.

Dreamcast?

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Have some some more miminalist awfulness.

http://imgur.com/gallery/0Kqjl

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
On the flip side, have an actual good minimalist poster just so this thread isn't "Check how much these wannabe graphic designers suck."

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

...of SCIENCE! posted:



I know complaining about the Dreamworks Face is old hat, but I'm kind of impressed that they made a poster where every single character is doing it.

"Hey we want some of that Cars money."

OppyDoppyDopp
Feb 17, 2012
He’s got all the best lines: Designer’s brilliant minimalist posters for classic films using just a circle and stripes

Brace yourselves: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...le-stripes.html

Empire of the Sun must be the worst of the bunch.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

mind the walrus posted:

"Hey we want some of that Cars money."

Planes money, actually.

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