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Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

Just turn your sound down first.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Headphones really put some stank on it

A War Criminal
May 29, 2013

by Y Kant Ozma Post
I got GAS CURES KIKES 3 times in a 4 hour period with that picture last night. And when I got HATE CURES TRANNYS I got him in trouble with his girlfriend. Very happy with the results in produces.

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...

dear lord

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
gently caress, I clicked that loving image this morning and just fell for it again in a quote hours later.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:

:stare: What even happened here?

Chinatown posted:

Did he get some sort of weird turbulence/slip stream effect and then just went "gently caress this" and dove?

Every adjustment the receiver makes is slow and tedious, and it takes a few seconds for control inputs to take effect...as they connected, the AWACS kept moving in and got too close. The boom retracted to avoid damage, the two planes did a breakaway maneuver, but the AWACS was slow to respond to control inputs and the tail of the tanker dipped as the pilot pulled up. That was the theory of a guy that has piloted both of them, anyway.

For some reason several other versions of this video that were labeled properly were taken down...I guess using E-8 was this guy's way around that? He says E-3 in the description.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
By the looks of it, the tanker pitched down and the AWACS crew didn't chop throttles. It was just a hosed up break away but now I'm feeling like it wasn't even called because if the E-3 did chop throttles they'd be out of there in a loving hurry.

credentials: I've been in a few break aways -- real world and simulated. Like this one that I recorded. Skip to :30 to see what I'm talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g42R8hemBVs

bloops fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Jun 1, 2013

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

holocaust bloopers posted:

credentials: I've been in a few break aways -- real world and simulated. Like this one that I recorded. Skip to :30 to see what I'm talking about.


Question: would the guys in the back even notice? To my knowledge I've never been in one of these, but gently caress if I know. Combat descents, however, are awesome. We had a female co who put our pilot to shame when we did Iron Falcon and got to do a CD two days in a row.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The E-3 break away procedures are to chop throttles, hold the jet level. Rekinom can yay or nay this, but the tanker guys accelerate and climb while we slide out back.

So you'd probably feel a sudden deceleration if anything because we're going from pushing 16,000 pounds per hour fuel flow (which is a lot) to idle.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Hm...well, maybe then.

TheOtherGypsy
Apr 6, 2004
It wasn't a called breakaway. The boom just said "Go, go, go." Tankers don't climb during breakaways unless we can't get lateral separation and the boom calls for it. If we're practicing and the emergency separation is the last thing we're doing, then we'll sometimes climb to the top of the block for convenience's sake, but it's not procedure.

Speculation: The tanker's autopilot couldn't handle the bow wave from the E-3 that was coming in too fast. The autopilot kicked off leaving the jet out of trim, causing it to pitch up. The pitch up brought its tail down towards the receiver. That, along with a pilot that may have not been ready to handle the tanker and a receiver with a fast closure rate gives you this video.

I've had the autopilot kick off with C-17s and the jet can be a bitch to handle when that happens.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Ya that makes sense. You're right about the tanker a/p kicking off. That's happened in AR twice that I've seen to the same result -- windscreen full of -135 belly. It'll get your attention quick.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

NSA Cryptologic Museum.
Annapolis Junction, MD















Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I'm on my phone too what's the pick?


And yeah Mil wife highest rank it sucks but they got a lot of pull and can really get you hosed by your command

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



tuluk posted:

NSA Cryptologic Museum.
Annapolis Junction, MD

















Nicet, I'll have to check that out some day. Wonder how many Engina machines are out there, seeing one at the Fort Huachuca MI museum was pretty neat. I recall it being on loan from the NSA museum.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

DoktorLoken posted:

Nicet, I'll have to check that out some day. Wonder how many Engina machines are out there, seeing one at the Fort Huachuca MI museum was pretty neat. I recall it being on loan from the NSA museum.

There was at least 3 touchable/visitor usable engima machines when I went there, a bunch more behind display cases.
Museum is geared towards kids too, so there's lots of activities for them (code-wheels, crypto coloring/cyrpto activity books, WW2 navajo code challenges, etc) to keep them busy while you wander around there.

hannibal
Jul 27, 2001

[img-planes]

tuluk posted:

NSA Cryptologic Museum.
Annapolis Junction, MD
[pictures]

Nice photos, I work right close to there and haven't had a chance to visit yet. There's a couple of planes there I want to get photos of. Fun fact, it used to be a hotel (Colony 7 Hotel) until the NSA took it over.

TheUnhorse
Oct 29, 2010

Smartest little intel sperg in the whole world
I think these are both from the Battle of Hue. Sweet greasegun in the first pic:



Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

co199 posted:

Here is a pretty sweet video with some century series fighters, including refueling from a KB-50!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCpsQt9NwXE

We really should bring back napalm. Maybe for just one day a year, like throwback uniform night at the ballpark.

Red7
Sep 10, 2008

tuluk posted:

There was at least 3 touchable/visitor usable enigma machines when I went there, a bunch more behind display cases.

I've always actually wondered how many Enigma machines are out there, I figured the majority would have been destroyed in the closing days of ww2. I've found one a piece in the Intelligence Corps Museum in chicksands and the Royal Signals Museum in Blandford Forum - I'd guess theres one in Bletchley Park as well.

So a fuckton probably if NSA have 3.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

there was a fuckton of engima machines out there after ww2.
After WW2 ended, the US & UK gave all the newly forming nations/former colonies free engima machines to help their security out.
Not mentioning that the US & UK could crack the engima encryption, of course.
The Codebreakers by David Kahn http://amzn.com/0684831309 goes over everything in mathematically numbing detail.
I try to re-read it every so often, and see if I can understand more of the math.

quantumfoam fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Jun 1, 2013

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
Oxford Comma: Hey guys I want a cool big dog to show off! I want it to be ~special~ like Thor but more couch potato-like because I got babbies in the house!
Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



TheUnhorse posted:

I think these are both from the Battle of Hue. Sweet greasegun in the first pic:





I remember going to some SMG shooting event at a local indoor range and renting a grease gun. Blasted like 3 mags through it on full auto (well, its only mode for that matter) which owned.

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

Some noseart on B-24s and B-17s being prepped for conversion to beer cans: (some :nws: )

http://images.google.com/hosted/life/f0a0fc89cf77b026.html
:nws:

http://images.google.com/hosted/life/1c503093ba23c197.html

http://images.google.com/hosted/life/e403879bfd201c1a.html

http://images.google.com/hosted/life/e5b374ca65d0226e.html
:nws:

http://images.google.com/hosted/life/5a864c248a438ebe.html
:nws:

http://images.google.com/hosted/life/01b0508625a72746.html
:nws:

http://images.google.com/hosted/life/4deb75db148788e1.html
:nws:

http://images.google.com/hosted/life/d91e4ac47942aeda.html
:nws:

I guess this is the stuff the official AAF photographers weren't allowed to see.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

This is loving awesome.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Wasabi the J posted:


This is loving awesome.

For a few years, the Collings Foundation's B-24J was painted like this plane.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Dead Reckoning posted:

We really should bring back napalm. Maybe for just one day a year, like throwback uniform night at the ballpark.

Believe it or not, napalm is still in the US inventory. I was talking to a pilot a long time ago, and he told me a story about a time they wanted to use napalm to clear out the vegetation on this island in the middle of the Euphrates (Iraq, of course). Their request had to be routed up to a two or three-star level for approval, I believe, and took around two weeks. So hey, it can still happen!

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

my friend posted this on FB from last night, had to share....


enlisted.jpg





quote:

By using my superpower, i have saved this unknown fellow from this mastodon of a woman. — with uknown fellow and mastodon.

11b1p
Feb 5, 2008

This picture is worth 20 words or something.

Plastic_Gargoyle posted:


:nws:
http://images.google.com/hosted/life/d91e4ac47942aeda.html
:nws:

I guess this is the stuff the official AAF photographers weren't allowed to see.
The one behind it is pretty good.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

What beer is this so I can buy those cans for display (after consumption).

WWII nose art is just neat :allears:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I really wish B2's could be covered in art.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Baloogan posted:

I really wish B2's could be covered in art.

It would all be naked anime girls these days.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The proest nose art.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

hailthefish posted:

It would all be naked anime girls these days.

You forgot a demographic of Bronies and furries.

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
Oxford Comma: Hey guys I want a cool big dog to show off! I want it to be ~special~ like Thor but more couch potato-like because I got babbies in the house!
Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)

Wasabi the J posted:

You forgot a demographic of Bronies and furries.

I can just imagine a B2 with a topless Pinky Pie on it!

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
They're horses man. They don't have clothes already. :colbert:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Wasabi the J posted:

They're horses man. They don't have clothes already. :colbert:
Apparently there's going to be some feature length movie where they go to an alternate universe where they walk upright and wear clothes. That's going to make for some bizarre porn :cry:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
It's set in a high school alternate universe.

Full disclosure, I watch the show, but I also don't talk about it; I'm nervous even mentioning it in GiP -- however, the drama around the show of late is fantastic.

Edit for content from a guy I work with:

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Jun 2, 2013

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Kuwait? Those smoke shacks look familiar.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Mike-o posted:

Kuwait? Those smoke shacks look familiar.

Negative, Leatherdick.

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