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Slasherfan
Dec 2, 2003
IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Are they supposed to look like dolls?

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General Ironicus
Aug 21, 2008

Something about this feels kinda hinky
The Heat is actually Miss Congeniality 3 and I will hear no different.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Poor Sandra Bullock, she must be really hoping Gravity will turn her career around.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Lizard Combatant posted:

Poor Sandra Bullock, she must be really hoping Gravity will turn her career around.

Didn't she just win an Oscar?

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

bows1 posted:

Didn't she just win an Oscar?

Gravity will turn her career around.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

bows1 posted:

Didn't she just win an Oscar?

If I am not mistaken she won an Oscar the same year she won a Razzie.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

bows1 posted:

Didn't she just win an Oscar?

Oh yeah... Forgot that even happened.

ThatPazuzu posted:

Gravity will turn her career around.

Hah! But seriously, you think it will stink?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Madkal posted:

If I am not mistaken she won an Oscar the same year she won a Razzie.

Wasn't that Halle Berry, or have multiple actors managed to do that?

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Lizard Combatant posted:

Hah! But seriously, you think it will stink?

This isn't the thread for it but, judging from the trailer, it seems like it's going to have about an hour of tense floating. I can't imagine audiences flocking to it, in any case.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Bullock is a woman in Hollywood in her 40's. It's a testament to her star power she is getting any work at all.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


mind the walrus posted:

Wasn't that Halle Berry, or have multiple actors managed to do that?

Pretty sure Bullock won both an Oscar (Blind Side?) and Razzie for Blind Side All About Steve and if I remember right, she was present to accept both.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT


Well that sure isn't what Melissa McCarthy actually looks like....

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Well that sure isn't what Melissa McCarthy actually looks like....

McCarthy has a pretty smile, which I guess they can't have her showing since she has to look MEAN but anyway, softening up her thick face to the point of making me think my contact lenses are out is almost insulting. Dressing her up like Vince Neil is silly too.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Lizard Combatant posted:

Poor Sandra Bullock, she must be really hoping Gravity will turn her career around.

Gravity is typically what ends a woman's career in Hollywood.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755


THE HEAT's teaser poster is so confusing, especially when the actual poster is behind glass and it's harder to see the actors clearly. Even moreso, the title isn't immediately obvious.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Bullock is a woman in Hollywood in her 40's. It's a testament to her star power she is getting any work at all.

It is also a testament to her still being hot.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
The thing that keeps getting me abut those poster is how awful those shades look. They feel like they were badly photoshopped in about fifty pixels too low.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Cleretic posted:

The thing that keeps getting me abut those poster is how awful those shades look. They feel like they were badly photoshopped in about fifty pixels too low.

She's doing the sassy look over the shades, c'mon son!

And for all those jokes about The Internship being from 2005, The Heat looks like it's a DTV from 1998.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I was about to say, they're both dressed like grunge rockers for some reason. Also the Photoshopping is gloriously atrocious.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Matlock posted:



THE HEAT's teaser poster is so confusing, especially when the actual poster is behind glass and it's harder to see the actors clearly. Even moreso, the title isn't immediately obvious.

"THE HEAT IS ON" would have been a much better tagline, too.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

TheJoker138 posted:

"THE HEAT IS ON" would have been a much better tagline, too.

All this heat just makes me want to watch Heat again.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

All this heat just makes me want to watch Heat again.

I saw This Is The End last night (free advanced screening), and when I was coming out of the theater, I saw a poster for The Heat. For a couple seconds, it didn't register to me that it was the upcoming Sandra Bullock/Melissa McCarthy flick. It just really made me want to see Heat in theaters, as I never got to during its theatrical run in the 90s :negative:

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Maxwell Lord posted:

I was about to say, they're both dressed like grunge rockers for some reason.

Aren't you just dying to find out why?

Cpt. Spring Types
Feb 19, 2004

Wait, what?

TheJoker138 posted:

"THE HEAT IS ON" would have been a much better tagline, too.

Probably, but that just makes me think of that loving terrible song by the same name.

Slasherfan
Dec 2, 2003
IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?
They're baaaaack!

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Slasherfan posted:

They're baaaaack!



Awesome, all the laughs from The Hunger Games!

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
So now they just make generic parody movies where they just throw in whatever the gently caress they feel like parodying with no rhyme or reason to it? How long has this been going on? At least the Scary Movie series sticks to one genre. How is the Hunger Games even remotely connected to Avengers?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Basebf555 posted:

At least the Scary Movie series sticks to one genre.

That is absolutely not true.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Basebf555 posted:

So now they just make generic parody movies where they just throw in whatever the gently caress they feel like parodying with no rhyme or reason to it? How long has this been going on? At least the Scary Movie series sticks to one genre. How is the Hunger Games even remotely connected to Avengers?
There doesn't need to be any connection to anything. It's just cherrypicked pop culture references crammed on the screen pretty much at random. Even Scary Movie 3 had a Matrix parody in it, and that's a movie I actually enjoy.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

SRM posted:

There doesn't need to be any connection to anything. It's just cherrypicked pop culture references crammed on the screen pretty much at random. Even Scary Movie 3 had a Matrix parody in it, and that's a movie I actually enjoy.

Hell, Scary Movie 1 had a Matrix parody in it.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Mister Chief posted:

That is absolutely not true.

Yea my mistake, I judged them by title, never even attempted to watch one.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Ez posted:

Hell, Scary Movie 1 had a Matrix parody in it.

To be fair, back then EVERYTHING had a Matrix-like scene.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

To be fair, back then EVERYTHING had a Matrix-like scene.

even Deuce Bigelow!

Popelmon
Jan 24, 2010

wow
so spin

Basebf555 posted:

Yea my mistake, I judged them by title, never even attempted to watch one.

They are kinda enjoyable. Tons of terrible jokes but some are just great and/or silly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzuooxKRfyg

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

flashy_mcflash posted:

even Deuce Bigelow!

The difference being that Deuce Bigalow's Matrix parody was funny. Not something I'd normally say about a Rob Schneider movie, mind you.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Popelmon posted:

They are kinda enjoyable. Tons of terrible jokes but some are just great and/or silly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzuooxKRfyg
Scary Movie 3 has some amazing visual gags in it, and they're head and shoulders above anything in Date Movie, Epic Movie, and so on.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

I still think the funniest gag in the Scary Movie series is Tim Curry encouraging the college girls to "experiment" in the second movie.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

penismightier posted:

I still think the funniest gag in the Scary Movie series is Tim Curry encouraging the college girls to "experiment" in the second movie.

Really you can just put Tim Curry in anything and make it funny.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005


...And featuring Frank Adu as Angry Black Man

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Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

Mescal posted:

...And featuring Frank Adu as Angry Black Man



Much Adu About Frank

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