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Plastic Snake posted:welcome to yospos
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 22:58 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 19:04 |
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a p-lang is p much like portegause or maybe latin i duno java is like coffe or something so putting a script in coffe seems dumb this is the extant of my programming knowldege
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 23:19 |
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C++ is when you drop nails and pennies on the inside of a grand piano.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 00:08 |
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Moist von Lipwig posted:what's a p-lang? a language that starts with 'p'? its shagger lumping together prolog, pascal and powershell as being poo poo
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 00:19 |
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Sniep posted:its shagger lumping together prolog, pascal and powershell as being poo poo i thought it was perl, python, and pjavascript
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 00:22 |
plangs: python perl php ruby javascript "php is the exception which proves the rule." --tbc
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 00:24 |
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tef posted:*stores local time as utc* *dst changes by law* *all appointments an hour off* most of the time this is acceptable just like 99% of java code only supports unicode BMP and no one notices or cares
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 00:59 |
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maybe if you're a webdev
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 01:25 |
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Nomnom Cookie posted:most of the time this is acceptable do you work on the android team
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 01:32 |
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Ericadia posted:C++ is when you drop nails and pennies on the inside of a grand piano. uh no that's called prepared piano
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 01:40 |
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tef posted:do you work on the android team nope. but i do think that ui is an annoyance and im basically only aware of it as something that provides an excuse for the interesting stuff so i can see how you might get that impression
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 01:46 |
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*has unit test which subtracts time in new york from time in london and checks that result is 5 hours* *bush moves dst* *test fails every six months, defect is raised* *test passes again after 2 weeks, defect is cancelled*
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 01:55 |
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*adds one to year* *crashes in leap year*
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 02:13 |
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*uses c# datetime library* *never has an issue*
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 05:00 |
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Moist von Lipwig posted:what's a p-lang? a language that starts with 'p'? why is sherk pis
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 05:36 |
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*uses c#* *never has sex again*
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 05:36 |
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"p-lang" is what shaggar uses as shorthand for "programming language"
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 05:38 |
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the p is for programming
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 05:38 |
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php isnt really programming
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 06:48 |
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yeah I think it stands for "personal home page", so none of the p's are for programming
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 07:02 |
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programming hypertext preprocessor
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 12:08 |
why does everyone elses code look so superfluous and messy compared to my own , am i doign something wrong??????
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 13:32 |
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yase it happens whenever you take the time to understand your own code but not the code of others and suddenly you're like "but how!!"
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 14:52 |
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MononcQc posted:"but how!!"
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 14:54 |
im a little disappointed that how!! never re-regged, i never got to fully disect his intricate knowledge of software engineering practices
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 15:11 |
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i miss thinking that 10k lines was a big system i dont miss thinking i know how to rewrite everything i come across instead of learning it
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 15:35 |
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OBAMA BIN LinkedIn posted:im a little disappointed that how!! never re-regged, i never got to fully disect his intricate knowledge of software engineering practices how!! do i miss thee let me count the ways
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 16:29 |
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but firsrt you have to reinvent counting because everyone else has been overcomplicating it
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 16:44 |
Cocoa Crispies posted:but firsrt you have to reinvent counting because everyone else has been overcomplicating it teheres not enough abstractions for 1+1
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 16:46 |
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I never thought of javascript as a plang, I feel like it's on a category of its own: javascriptlangs
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 17:15 |
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Symbolic Butt posted:I never thought of javascript as a plang, I feel like it's on a category of its own: greatlangs
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 17:17 |
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if you job a computer these are the representations of numbers you should know 1) binary 2) 2-adic 3) some kind of arbitrary-precision type 3) IEEE floats/doubles 4) church numerals
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 17:22 |
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Everything but binary is for spergs unless you're some hardware engineer
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 17:25 |
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OBAMA BIN LinkedIn posted:teheres not enough abstractions for 1+1 http://www.mikedoesweb.com/2012/jquery-math-finally-solved/
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 17:26 |
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FamDav posted:4) church numerals is this a religious thing, or was there some guy named church who thought them up?
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 17:27 |
i knew a guy who at university tried to rewrite jquery for a coursework. instead of using jquery.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 17:33 |
let me tell you about how student programmers are complete trash and also every programmer who isnt a student
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 17:36 |
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pretty sure abez did that troll on stack homeworkflow pretty often
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 17:38 |
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poo poo, "timothy goatse" is definitely an abez account
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 17:39 |
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I wish I knew some basic number representation poo poo before I attempted to do anything in Fortran. oh the pain, don't make this mistake fellow terrible programmers
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 17:43 |