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dshban posted:Movie titles get one !, but reality shows get three!!! I have never seen straight-up ad copy on a poster before this. Even in magazine it's been gone for years.
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# ? Jun 11, 2013 23:57 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 22:01 |
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Love that that poster is timed - gonna snag one up as it's gorgeous!
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 00:06 |
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dshban posted:Movie titles get one !, but reality shows get three!!! A talking vampire!?! That Man of Steel poster is gorgeous.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 00:07 |
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dshban posted:Movie titles get one !, but reality shows get three!!! A Talking Stepbrother!?! quote:Russ, an adorable puppy, wants to be the Easter bunny this year but has to contend with his family who thinks that dogs should be dogs and not bunnies! Friends Are Evil fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Jun 12, 2013 |
# ? Jun 12, 2013 00:10 |
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Well, dogs should be dogs and not bunnies. Dogs can't even lay any fuckin' eggs.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 00:23 |
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Lobok posted:Well, dogs should be dogs and not bunnies. Dogs can't even lay any fuckin' eggs. Neither can bunnies. I've read my biology textbook cover to cover, and there's nothing in there that says a dog can't be a bunny if it wants to.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 00:31 |
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quote:Six tourists vacationing in the Florida everglades become lost in a mysterious fog and find themselves stranded at the home of a friendly older couple — and POP and NANNA have a Christmas surprise in store for the strangers, all of whom have an unanswered wish only Santa himself can fulfill… This site is gold.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 00:34 |
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Friends Are Evil posted:
That tagline deserves a better movie.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 00:36 |
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I Before E posted:That tagline deserves a better movie. Jingle All the Way?
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 00:37 |
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Lobok posted:Jingle All the Way? If Sinbad were one of the toughest action stars in the world, you might have a point. I'm thinking some sort of Expendables Holiday Special where they all have to band together to save Christmas.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 00:39 |
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Lobok posted:Well, dogs should be dogs and not bunnies. Check your dog privileges.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 00:56 |
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dshban posted:Movie titles get one !, but reality shows get three!!! Does the cat talk back to the vampire? This is important and it's make or break.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 01:05 |
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Friends Are Evil posted:A Talking Stepbrother!?! I just watched the trailer and it's not even the same dog as the poster
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 01:21 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Armand Hammer, actually. That is his name, but he's credited as Armie in films. CPL593H fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Jun 12, 2013 |
# ? Jun 12, 2013 01:24 |
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Something about those faces.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 01:42 |
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Late Unpleasantness posted:Something about those faces. Stop that! Stop that right now.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 01:50 |
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dshban posted:Movie titles get one !, but reality shows get three!!! I think they just felt bad for the guy for having only one "notable" role to put on the poster. Either that or they had a three exclamation per name quota to fill.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 02:52 |
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Friends Are Evil posted:
They really screwed up this poster. Surely it's meant to be Santa's Summer House!?!?!
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 02:57 |
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I love Aubrey Plaza, but she doesn't pass as a highschooler. How did someone watch all the promotional material for Man of Steel and think "This needs a dark and gritty poster!!" I thought they were going for a ROYGBIV thing but they seem to give up half way through. I like the concept but the execution isn't great. The closer you look, the shittier this poster becomes!
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 03:01 |
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Ez posted:They really screwed up this poster. Surely it's meant to be Santa's Summer House!?!?! A Talking Santa!?!
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 03:06 |
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bowser posted:
Shouldn't she be getting her first D? Also is that Maeby behind her on the right?
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 03:31 |
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In the redband trailer the tagline is "D" and yes that is Maeby. It looks like mediocre tripe, especially given the caliber of some of the comedians involved.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 03:37 |
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Alia Shawkat really hasn't had much of a career outside AD. I'm also cracking up at the cute older boy Bill Hader, who may as well be William H. Macy trying to pass as a teen.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 03:44 |
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I thought that movie took place in College.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 03:57 |
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Lobok posted:Jingle All the Way? Diehard
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 04:04 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:I thought that movie took place in College. Yeah, there's far too many actors in their early 30s on that poster.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 05:21 |
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bowser posted:
Thank Christ you said that because for a bleak minute there I thought this was real. I realized why I liked that Mondo post for Man of Steel so much: Superman #1 ain't Superman throwing a car but it's still pretty iconic.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 05:28 |
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It just warms my heart that Cynthia Rothrock is getting work in 2013. I can't wait until Linnea Quigley shows up in a Family Fun Feature (FFF).
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 05:31 |
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I misread Rapid Heart Pictures as "Raped Heart Pictures".
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 05:32 |
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Mike From Nowhere posted:Mondo's doing Man of Steel posters, and the one I want is NOT a limited print run. Which one is good looking? They're both styles Mondo's used before and still aren't good. The diagonal line one similar to the Looper one isn't as terrible as the first though.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 06:16 |
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They've got Aubrey Plaza, Alia Shawkat and Donald Glover, and this still looks like a piece of poo poo. And yes guys, this is a high school drama. "Set in the summer of 1993, Plaza plays an overachieving, awkward high school senior who attempts to lose her virginity before she goes away to college"
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 07:30 |
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Vegetable posted:They've got Aubrey Plaza, Alia Shawkat and Donald Glover, and this still looks like a piece of poo poo. And yes guys, this is a high school drama. A story about a pretty high school girl trying to lose her virginity? It's gotta be a short film.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 07:36 |
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mind the walrus posted:In the redband trailer the tagline is "D" and yes that is Maeby. So this is set during season 4 of Arrested Development? Andy Ritcher better appear in this.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 08:05 |
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Vegetable posted:They've got Aubrey Plaza, Alia Shawkat and Donald Glover, and this still looks like a piece of poo poo. And yes guys, this is a high school drama. Don Glover is apparently playing Jaden Smith.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 09:59 |
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It's 1993, he's playing Fresh Prince era Will Smith.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 13:44 |
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Okay. Watched the trailer. Holy poo poo that looks bad.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 15:36 |
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Slim Killington posted:Mondo sucks poo poo but dear GOD this is stunning. Yeah that poster is phenomenal.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 15:42 |
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:Okay. Watched the trailer. It's this generation's attempt at Porky's/American Pie/etc.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 15:48 |
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:Okay. Watched the trailer. It makes me sad, so much great talent, such a bad looking movie.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 16:37 |
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kdrudy posted:It makes me sad, so much great talent, such a bad looking movie. I was hoping it would maybe have some Wet Hot American Summer charm but I don't see it.
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# ? Jun 12, 2013 16:55 |