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Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

dshban posted:

Movie titles get one !, but reality shows get three!!!



I have never seen straight-up ad copy on a poster before this. Even in magazine it's been gone for years.

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
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Love that that poster is timed - gonna snag one up as it's gorgeous!

Barf Wight
Sep 4, 2011
OK, you can stop yelling :hf:

dshban posted:

Movie titles get one !, but reality shows get three!!!



A talking vampire!?!

That Man of Steel poster is gorgeous. :eyepop:

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



dshban posted:

Movie titles get one !, but reality shows get three!!!



A Talking Stepbrother!?!



quote:

Russ, an adorable puppy, wants to be the Easter bunny this year but has to contend with his family who thinks that dogs should be dogs and not bunnies!

Friends Are Evil fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Jun 12, 2013

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Well, dogs should be dogs and not bunnies. Dogs can't even lay any fuckin' eggs.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Lobok posted:

Well, dogs should be dogs and not bunnies. Dogs can't even lay any fuckin' eggs.

Neither can bunnies.

I've read my biology textbook cover to cover, and there's nothing in there that says a dog can't be a bunny if it wants to.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats





quote:

Six tourists vacationing in the Florida everglades become lost in a mysterious fog and find themselves stranded at the home of a friendly older couple — and POP and NANNA have a Christmas surprise in store for the strangers, all of whom have an unanswered wish only Santa himself can fulfill…

This site is gold.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Friends Are Evil posted:




This site is gold.

That tagline deserves a better movie.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I Before E posted:

That tagline deserves a better movie.

Jingle All the Way?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Lobok posted:

Jingle All the Way?

If Sinbad were one of the toughest action stars in the world, you might have a point. I'm thinking some sort of Expendables Holiday Special where they all have to band together to save Christmas.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Lobok posted:

Well, dogs should be dogs and not bunnies.

Check your dog privileges.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




dshban posted:

Movie titles get one !, but reality shows get three!!!



Does the cat talk back to the vampire? This is important and it's make or break.

Red_Museum
Apr 17, 2011

Shredded Hen

Friends Are Evil posted:

A Talking Stepbrother!?!



I just watched the trailer and it's not even the same dog as the poster :saddowns:

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Armand Hammer, actually.

That is his name, but he's credited as Armie in films.

CPL593H fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Jun 12, 2013

Late Unpleasantness
Mar 26, 2008

s m o k e d

Something about those faces.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Late Unpleasantness posted:

Something about those faces.



Stop that! Stop that right now.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

dshban posted:

Movie titles get one !, but reality shows get three!!!



I think they just felt bad for the guy for having only one "notable" role to put on the poster. Either that or they had a three exclamation per name quota to fill.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Friends Are Evil posted:




This site is gold.

They really screwed up this poster. Surely it's meant to be Santa's Summer House!?!?!

bowser
Apr 7, 2007


I love Aubrey Plaza, but she doesn't pass as a highschooler.

How did someone watch all the promotional material for Man of Steel and think "This needs a dark and gritty poster!!"

I thought they were going for a ROYGBIV thing but they seem to give up half way through.

I like the concept but the execution isn't great.

The closer you look, the shittier this poster becomes!

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



Ez posted:

They really screwed up this poster. Surely it's meant to be Santa's Summer House!?!?!

A Talking Santa!?!

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.

bowser posted:


I love Aubrey Plaza, but she doesn't pass as a highschooler.

Shouldn't she be getting her first D? Also is that Maeby behind her on the right?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

In the redband trailer the tagline is "D" and yes that is Maeby.

It looks like mediocre tripe, especially given the caliber of some of the comedians involved.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Alia Shawkat really hasn't had much of a career outside AD. I'm also cracking up at the cute older boy Bill Hader, who may as well be William H. Macy trying to pass as a teen.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I thought that movie took place in College.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Lobok posted:

Jingle All the Way?

Diehard

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I thought that movie took place in College.

Yeah, there's far too many actors in their early 30s on that poster.

Mike From Nowhere
Jan 31, 2007

I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.

bowser posted:


How did someone watch all the promotional material for Man of Steel and think "This needs a dark and gritty poster!!"


Thank Christ you said that because for a bleak minute there I thought this was real.

I realized why I liked that Mondo post for Man of Steel so much:



Superman #1 ain't Superman throwing a car but it's still pretty iconic.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

It just warms my heart that Cynthia Rothrock is getting work in 2013.

I can't wait until Linnea Quigley shows up in a Family Fun Feature (FFF).

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I misread Rapid Heart Pictures as "Raped Heart Pictures".

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Mike From Nowhere posted:

Mondo's doing Man of Steel posters, and the one I want is NOT a limited print run.





(The one I want is the good looking one.)

Which one is good looking? They're both styles Mondo's used before and still aren't good. The diagonal line one similar to the Looper one isn't as terrible as the first though.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

They've got Aubrey Plaza, Alia Shawkat and Donald Glover, and this still looks like a piece of poo poo. And yes guys, this is a high school drama.

"Set in the summer of 1993, Plaza plays an overachieving, awkward high school senior who attempts to lose her virginity before she goes away to college"

:j:

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Vegetable posted:

They've got Aubrey Plaza, Alia Shawkat and Donald Glover, and this still looks like a piece of poo poo. And yes guys, this is a high school drama.

"Set in the summer of 1993, Plaza plays an overachieving, awkward high school senior who attempts to lose her virginity before she goes away to college"

:j:

A story about a pretty high school girl trying to lose her virginity? It's gotta be a short film.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

mind the walrus posted:

In the redband trailer the tagline is "D" and yes that is Maeby.

It looks like mediocre tripe, especially given the caliber of some of the comedians involved.

So this is set during season 4 of Arrested Development? Andy Ritcher better appear in this.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Vegetable posted:

They've got Aubrey Plaza, Alia Shawkat and Donald Glover, and this still looks like a piece of poo poo. And yes guys, this is a high school drama.

"Set in the summer of 1993, Plaza plays an overachieving, awkward high school senior who attempts to lose her virginity before she goes away to college"

:j:

Don Glover is apparently playing Jaden Smith.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

It's 1993, he's playing Fresh Prince era Will Smith.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Okay. Watched the trailer.

Holy poo poo that looks bad.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Slim Killington posted:

Mondo sucks poo poo but dear GOD this is stunning.

Yeah that poster is phenomenal.

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Okay. Watched the trailer.

Holy poo poo that looks bad.

It's this generation's attempt at Porky's/American Pie/etc.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Okay. Watched the trailer.

Holy poo poo that looks bad.

It makes me sad, so much great talent, such a bad looking movie.

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Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

kdrudy posted:

It makes me sad, so much great talent, such a bad looking movie.

I was hoping it would maybe have some Wet Hot American Summer charm but I don't see it.

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