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Kegslayer
Jul 23, 2007

Nephilm posted:

I really want to like Deff Skwadron, but the artstyle is very messy and I can't comfortable read most panels. It's a shame.

Heretic! I find it hard to believe that anyone could dislike Deff Skwadron. The art is standard comic fair but the story and the characters were pretty awesome.

Baron Bifford posted:

I read that book and the only idiotic thing she did was not commit suicide when she was captured by the genestealers. She chose to stay alive so that she could record as much intelligence as she could on her bionic eye. Y'know, because her own life was not hers to end but FOR THE EMPRAH! (God that was a stupid part).

I haven't read the book but this is pretty standard in 40k and fits into the usual grim dark fair right?

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Kegslayer posted:

Heretic! I find it hard to believe that anyone could dislike Deff Skwadron. The art is standard comic fair but the story and the characters were pretty awesome.

No, I also didn't like the art because it's really hard to read. It's a black and white comic but it's inked like an uncolored color comic and there's very little shading, so every panel is this explosion of lines on white space and it's way too busy to parse easily. Compare this to, say, 2000 AD in the B&W years when they used lots of black, different types of line work, and shading to make the foreground pop from the background. The comic itself is good except for that, but the art just isn't suited to being in black and white and in a comic that's kind of a downer.

OXBALLS DOT COM fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Jun 18, 2013

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
The Blood Ravens are loving stupid and their hinted at heritage story is on a par with the product of a 12 year old writing fan fiction. gently caress the Blood Ravens.

They do have a cool colour scheme though.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Rapey Joe Stalin posted:

The Blood Ravens are loving stupid and their hinted at heritage story is on a par with the product of a 12 year old writing fan fiction. gently caress the Blood Ravens.

They do have a cool colour scheme though.

And, they are like Deffskulls.

If it ain't nailed down, they nick it.

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
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I wouldn't go as far to call the Blood Ravens thieves. It's not like they knocked the Novamarines' quartermaster over the head and nicked that Terminator armor. They mostly just find stuff lying around in strange places, and they are in no hurry to track down the rightful owner, if there still is one. They're like RPG adventurers.

The Thousand Sons angle does sound very much like the origin story of a bad 90s superhero.

And all Space Marines are insufferable. The most likable character from Dawn of War 2 was Sergeant Merrick ("Had I half a brain, I would have left this sector years ago.").

AcidRonin
Apr 2, 2012

iM A ROOKiE RiGHT NOW BUT i PROMiSE YOU EVERY SiNGLE FUCKiN BiTCH ASS ARTiST WHO TRiES TO SHADE ME i WiLL VERBALLY DiSMANTLE YOUR ASSHOLE

Kurzon posted:

The Grey Knights have never been corrupted by Chaos because they are super-believers in the Emperor (this sounds kinda insulting to the other Chapters - are they not so zealous?). The Sisters of Battle get supernatural powers based on their Faith, yet they have no psykers among their ranks. This seems to suggest that the Emperor does have some sort of divine presence in the Warp, that he's more than just a glorified lighthouse. What's the true explanation? Is he a proper god, or is he just an uber-powerful psyker who is half-dead?

The way I always heard it explained in cannon/books/codex's whatever is that one of the ideas behind the 2nd founding was to split the gently caress out of the space marine legions into TOTALLY separate chapters. On one hand, simply because of the age of some of the warriors, for instance the space marines in the new Gaunt book who says he remembers machines just after the great crusade, some chapters venerate the emperor as just as he was in the great crusade. poo poo TONS of respect and BORDERLINE religious zealot-ism but not actually believing him a god because in a few instances, they know he isn’t. Like their leaders met him in the case of the raven guard. I don't remember where exactly I read this but I remember their being a passage where specifically the Inquisition was working with either the Space Wolves or the Dark angels chapters on an operation, and the inquisitor actually petitioned the high lords of terra to eliminate the chapter because when the inquisition and normal humans were like "PRAISE BE TO THE GOD-EMPEROR" their response was basically "yep. I mean, whatever keeps you fighting kids". They clearly did NOT think he was a god, but they didn’t seem fussed that everyone else thinks he is. I think the high lords' response was like "uhmmm, yea space marines are weird don’t worry about it :)". On the other hand you do read about other chapters as being described as very religious so I think that has to do with the 2nd founding de centerlizeing the space marine structure so that a second heresy wouldn’t be able to absorb so much so quickly.

Also because GW wanted you to be able to come up with whatever back-story you wanted for your Space marines, and not be limited to the well fleshed out 4 (I think) legions that actually have separate codex's.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Arquinsiel posted:

I haven't read it, but I am wondering why she didn't send in a servo-skull on a long string instead.

Because Steve Parker is a hack?

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
Well obviously, but what's the hacked justification for not doing it?

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
He doesn't even bother. What makes it worse is the Inquisitor she works for communicates nearly exclusively from a remote controlled servo skull, so it's not like the author is unaware of their existence.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Baron Bifford posted:

I wouldn't go as far to call the Blood Ravens thieves. It's not like they knocked the Novamarines' quartermaster over the head and nicked that Terminator armor. They mostly just find stuff lying around in strange places, and they are in no hurry to track down the rightful owner, if there still is one. They're like RPG adventurers.

Er, isn't the text description for a few items exactly that? Something about an inquisitor "disappearing" and they have his bolter now, and the same deal with the champion of another chapter and his sword? They see gear they want, kill the owner, and take it

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

AcidRonin posted:

The way I always heard it explained in cannon/books/codex's whatever is that one of the ideas behind the 2nd founding was to split the gently caress out of the space marine legions into TOTALLY separate chapters. On one hand, simply because of the age of some of the warriors, for instance the space marines in the new Gaunt book who says he remembers machines just after the great crusade, some chapters venerate the emperor as just as he was in the great crusade. poo poo TONS of respect and BORDERLINE religious zealot-ism but not actually believing him a god because in a few instances, they know he isn’t. Like their leaders met him in the case of the raven guard. I don't remember where exactly I read this but I remember their being a passage where specifically the Inquisition was working with either the Space Wolves or the Dark angels chapters on an operation, and the inquisitor actually petitioned the high lords of terra to eliminate the chapter because when the inquisition and normal humans were like "PRAISE BE TO THE GOD-EMPEROR" their response was basically "yep. I mean, whatever keeps you fighting kids". They clearly did NOT think he was a god, but they didn’t seem fussed that everyone else thinks he is. I think the high lords' response was like "uhmmm, yea space marines are weird don’t worry about it :)". On the other hand you do read about other chapters as being described as very religious so I think that has to do with the 2nd founding de centerlizeing the space marine structure so that a second heresy wouldn’t be able to absorb so much so quickly.
The hands down best take on this was ADB's Bjorn the Fell-handed. He also got the take of newer chapters in it as well, but his Bjorn interaction was great

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
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Fried Chicken posted:

Er, isn't the text description for a few items exactly that? Something about an inquisitor "disappearing" and they have his bolter now, and the same deal with the champion of another chapter and his sword? They see gear they want, kill the owner, and take it
Or maybe they get into a fight with somebody who was hostile to them and they looted his corpse. Maybe the Inquisitor was being dick.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Baron Bifford posted:

Or maybe they get into a fight with somebody who was hostile to them and they looted his corpse. Maybe the Inquisitor was being dick.

Or maybe They Steal loving EVERYTHING

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
"Blood Magpies" has a ring to it.

Polpoto
Oct 14, 2006

Now I feel like an awful person because I kind of like the Blood Ravens...

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

If you will not serve in combat, you will serve on the firing line!




bunnyofdoom posted:

And, they are like Deffskulls.

If it ain't nailed down, they nick it.

No no no no, they get everything as "gifts".

VanSandman posted:

Dammit. I'm reading Deathwatch by Steve Parker (it's new) and dammit if he doesn't go and get all gross on me.
A lady Interrogator working for the Ordos Xenos goes to a planet, finds out its infested with Genestealers, then goes into the dark tunnels where they reside for literally no reason other than to be captured and forced to bear creepy rape-tyranid children. Because Steve Parker is a loving hack who can't leave such poo poo up to the imagination, no; he has to go and get all rapey and have characters act like idiots so he can have a character get raped by mind controlling aliens.
Fucker. The interplay between Marines of different chapters in the stuff that focuses on the Deathwatch proper is actually interesting though, so I'm going to finish the book, but I'm not going to buy another one by him.

Oh boy, listening to this when it comes out is going to be an interesting if not awkward experience then.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Let's not forget that in a very real way, the Astartes are all grandchildren of the Emperor. There's plenty of spots in canon where Inquisitors or other zealots are uncomfortable with how they regard the Emperor. There are also plenty of incidents where the Astartes properly venerate the God Emperor. 40K is a big tent, there's at least one of everything in there.

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012

mllaneza posted:

Let's not forget that in a very real way, the Astartes are all grandchildren of the Emperor. There's plenty of spots in canon where Inquisitors or other zealots are uncomfortable with how they regard the Emperor. There are also plenty of incidents where the Astartes properly venerate the God Emperor. 40K is a big tent, there's at least one of everything in there.


I bet Lorgar still gets a laugh at seeing how his earlier faith took root so well that even the Empire's top defenders have been swept in.

Back to books, I've been giving the Word Bearers series a try and it's...not very good. It has a few starts here and there but never really engages. I guess the Night Lords series and Betrayer spoiled me for how writing about traitors should be done.

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
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Can't post for 2 years!
A few of those items were lost in battle with xenos. Yeah, I guess the Blood Ravens are a bit douchey for not immediately shipping that jump pack back to the Blood Angels. Some of the others are a bit suspicious, yes, but there's no smoking gun.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Baron Bifford posted:

A few of those items were lost in battle with xenos. Yeah, I guess the Blood Ravens are a bit douchey for not immediately shipping that jump pack back to the Blood Angels. Some of the others are a bit suspicious, yes, but there's no smoking gun.

You mean the literal and figurative smoking gun where they claim the got in a gun exchange but the BA have no record of? Are you being deliberately obtuse?

berzerkmonkey
Jul 23, 2003
Haha, this is awesome. I so want a Blood Ravens Epic army now.

Lyer
Feb 4, 2008

berzerkmonkey posted:

Haha, this is awesome. I so want a Blood Ravens Epic army now.

You could have a mishmash of marines from random chapters and it'd still work as a Blood Ravens army. :v:

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
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bunnyofdoom posted:

You mean the literal and figurative smoking gun where they claim the got in a gun exchange but the BA have no record of? Are you being deliberately obtuse?
OK, there's that one. That's the one that's truly suspicious.

berzerkmonkey
Jul 23, 2003

Lyer posted:

You could have a mishmash of marines from random chapters and it'd still work as a Blood Ravens army. :v:
I was thinking more of a standard BR paint job, but with lots of chipping to reveal different chapter colors underneath. Both are hilarious though - I never knew the Blood ravens were the Deffskulls of the Space Marine world.

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
gently caress, Space Wolves get the all the cool attributes of wolves and poo poo. Blood Ravens like to steal shiny poo poo like a crow.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Baron Bifford posted:

OK, there's that one. That's the one that's truly suspicious.

Add in all the other "How the hell did they get these?" and a pattern starts to emerge. It's like having a murder conviction. One piece of phsyical evidence (fingerprints on the murderknife) and a whole bunch of circumstantial with varying degrees of suspiciousness (suspect threatened guy with knife, suspect had burned clothing in his furnace, guy was seen around the crime scene around time of death)

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
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Has this been explicitly confirmed in some canon write-up?

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Baron Bifford posted:

Has this been explicitly confirmed in some canon write-up?

Everything and nothing in 40k is "canon". So in short: who cares

TheStampede
Feb 20, 2008

"I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that."
/\ Yeah, that/\

DoW 2

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Baron Bifford posted:

Has this been explicitly confirmed in some canon write-up?

All those images are descriptions from Dawn of War 2, which is as canon as you get with the Blood Ravens.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Fiction is not non-fiction. Dawn of War isn't an account of something that actually happened.

Here's the "for literal children" explanation: Blood Ravens stealing poo poo started because DoW II had items and Relic saw it as an opportunity to incorporate mentions of all the famous chapters instead of having to make up a ton of boring items only from their made-up chapter with a mysterious, ambiguous past. Then somewhere along the way, some writer or someone noticed that this made them seem like a bunch of looters, so they put in subtle jokes to that effect because it's funny and also adds to the characterization of the Blood Ravens as mysterious, possibly disreputable, and short on materiel or relics from their founding.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Cream_Filling posted:

Fiction is not non-fiction. Dawn of War isn't an account of something that actually happened.

Here's the "for literal children" explanation: Blood Ravens stealing poo poo started because DoW II had items and Relic saw it as an opportunity to incorporate mentions of all the famous chapters instead of having to make up a ton of boring items only from their made-up chapter with a mysterious, ambiguous past. Then somewhere along the way, some writer or someone noticed that this made them seem like a bunch of looters, so they put in subtle jokes to that effect because it's funny and also adds to the characterization of the Blood Ravens as mysterious, possibly disreputable, and short on materiel or relics from their founding.

Also, it's a good bit of comic relief, which 40k really bad needs, considering the orks are the only ones, and even then, they are pretty loving grimdark too

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
They should use the Tau for observational humor, as they are perhaps the only sane people in the galaxy.

TheStampede
Feb 20, 2008

"I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that."

Baron Bifford posted:

They should use the Tau for observational humor, as they are perhaps the only sane people in the galaxy.

Barring in mind they'er probably a race of mind controlled space-socialists, yeah, relatively speaking.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Baron Bifford posted:

They should use the Tau for observational humor, as they are perhaps the only sane people in the galaxy.

There's a great bit in Dark Crusade where a Chaos lord communicates telepathically with the Tau commander, who dismisses the voices in his head as radio interference.

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
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TheStampede posted:

Barring in mind they'er probably a race of mind controlled space-socialists, yeah, relatively speaking.
Honestly I see the Tau race not as misfits but as a missed opportunity. Games Workshop decided W40K needed an optimistic race because the grimdark gets really stupid when you have 15-year olds screaming FOR THE EMPRAH and WAAAGH! all the time. They came off initially as the United Federation of Planets in the 41st millenium, which many players didn't like. I think none of the writers knew what they were supposed to do with these guys, so they are steadily making them as grimdark as everybody else.

They're the only remotely reasonable people in the galaxy, so they are born to be its stand-up comics, if the Orks are the clowns.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Baron Bifford posted:

Honestly I see the Tau race not as misfits but as a missed opportunity. Games Workshop decided W40K needed an optimistic race because the grimdark gets really stupid when you have 15-year olds screaming FOR THE EMPRAH and WAAAGH! all the time. They came off initially as the United Federation of Planets in the 41st millenium, which many players didn't like. I think none of the writers knew what they were supposed to do with these guys, so they are steadily making them as grimdark as everybody else.

They're the only remotely reasonable people in the galaxy, so they are born to be its stand-up comics, if the Orks are the clowns.

What about the Salamanders?

They're the galaxy's straight man I swear.

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
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I hear lots of good things about those guys. They're nice guys who actually believe in getting to know the people they are supposed to protect. But they're still Imperium. They still have lots of funny beliefs. Like everyone else, they believe that their bolters are alive and must cuddled every so often so that they don't feel unloved.

Lincoln`s Wax
May 1, 2000
My other, other car is a centipede filled with vaginas.

bunnyofdoom posted:

What about the Salamanders?

They're the galaxy's straight man I swear.

Eh, GW will mandate that someone writes about a book about them that reveals that they worship the emperor as if he were moloch and that they force the people they "help" to sacrifice one third of their infant population in a pit of fire.

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berzerkmonkey
Jul 23, 2003

Baron Bifford posted:

Honestly I see the Tau race not as misfits but as a missed opportunity. Games Workshop decided W40K needed an optimistic race because the grimdark gets really stupid when you have 15-year olds screaming FOR THE EMPRAH and WAAAGH! all the time. They came off initially as the United Federation of Planets in the 41st millenium, which many players didn't like. I think none of the writers knew what they were supposed to do with these guys, so they are steadily making them as grimdark as everybody else.

They're the only remotely reasonable people in the galaxy, so they are born to be its stand-up comics, if the Orks are the clowns.
But the whole point of 40K is that there are no good guys - every race is just as bad as the last one in some way, shape, or form. The only race that isn't morally corrupt is the Tyranids, and that's because they're essentially animals.

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