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MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

eductation facilitation technician

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Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
great sensei

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Symbolic Butt posted:

great sensei

wise sage

tef
May 30, 2004

-> some l-system crap ->

Symbolic Butt posted:

great sensei

i forgot to mention it has to be less of a vomit inducing name than 'developer evangalist'

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

tef posted:

dear yospos

i'm gonna be doing a new jerb where I sorta you know write code, give talks and generally do a whole bunch of poo poo to mean that people can help kids learn through play

please give me a job title


Technological Education Facilitator

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

tef posted:

please give me a job title

"Computer Expert"

tef posted:

i forgot to mention it has to be less of a vomit inducing name than 'developer evangalist'

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

tef posted:

i forgot to mention it has to be less of a vomit inducing name than 'developer evangalist'

how about some kind of "scientist"?

Slurps Mad Rips
Jan 25, 2009

Bwaltow!

tef posted:

i forgot to mention it has to be less of a vomit inducing name than 'developer evangalist'

turtle enthusiast forever

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
"scientist" or "architect"

maybe "theorist"?

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

Computer Smarts

tef
May 30, 2004

-> some l-system crap ->

Jonny 290 posted:

Technological Education Facilitator

heh

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

eductaion support?

for what youre doing there isnt really a non smarmy title that doesnt undersell what you do

Posting Principle
Dec 10, 2011

by Ralp
imagineer

Blotto Skorzany
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip
President of Weed

jooky
Jan 15, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

Technological Education Facilitator

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
"thinkologist"

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Otto Skorzeny posted:

President of Weed

FamDav
Mar 29, 2008
weedlorde boner hitler

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



If You Breathe A Word To Me About Teaching Assembly To Schoolchildren I Will Break Your Face

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

tef posted:

dear yospos

i'm gonna be doing a new jerb where I sorta you know write code, give talks and generally do a whole bunch of poo poo to mean that people can help kids learn through play

please give me a job title

computerer

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
"the one" and/or "neo"

and/or "highlander"

tef
May 30, 2004

-> some l-system crap ->
i also flunked the facebook in-person interview.


maybe I would have been less openly hostile to them in person if they'd been able to book a hotel the night before, and I hadn't had to run across london to find a bed.

Quebec Bagnet
Apr 28, 2009

mess with the honk
you get the bonk
Lipstick Apathy

tef posted:

dear yospos

i'm gonna be doing a new jerb where I sorta you know write code, give talks and generally do a whole bunch of poo poo to mean that people can help kids learn through play

please give me a job title

turtle commander

jooky
Jan 15, 2003

tef posted:

i also flunked the facebook in-person interview.


maybe I would have been less openly hostile to them in person if they'd been able to book a hotel the night before, and I hadn't had to run across london to find a bed.

u dont seem like you'd work well w/ those filthy capitalists anyway

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Technological Education Advisor
Turtle Tutor & Python Charmer :q:
ProgrammerFactoryFactory

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
god-emperor of dune

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

prefect posted:

god-emperor of dune

yesssssssssssssssssssssssss

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

MononcQc posted:

Technological Education Advisor
Turtle Tutor & Python Charmer :q:
ProgrammerFactoryFactory

"Herpetologist" (covers both python & LOGO)

"Technological Education Fellow" is good too

tef
May 30, 2004

-> some l-system crap ->

MononcQc posted:

ProgrammerFactoryFactory

:q:

compuserved
Mar 20, 2006

Nap Ghost

prefect posted:

how about some kind of "scientist"?

computers involve data, so "data scientist"?... oh wait

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

MononcQc posted:

ProgrammerFactoryFactory

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

MononcQc posted:

ProgrammerFactoryFactory

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

tef posted:

dear yospos

i'm gonna be doing a new jerb where I sorta you know write code, give talks and generally do a whole bunch of poo poo to mean that people can help kids learn through play

please give me a job title

Development education ranger

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Jonny 290 posted:

Technological Education Facilitator

Zsa Zsa Gabor
Feb 22, 2006

I don't do drugs, if I want a rush I just get out of the chair when I'm not expecting it
Satan

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


MononcQc posted:

ProgrammerFactoryFactory

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here
demotivational speaker

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



ProgrammerFactoryFactoryImpl imo, the concrete type makes more sense

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here
Teflon: No matter how many times he makes a point it never sticks!

(too long for a business card I guess)

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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Stringent posted:

Teflon: No matter how many times he makes a point it never sticks!

(too long for a business card I guess)

if you need to explain your joke,

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