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coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

computer guy

# ? Jun 27, 2013 07:22

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# ? May 26, 2024 22:05

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

teffu the computer guy

# ? Jun 27, 2013 07:28

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

TEF! TEF! TEF! TEF! TEF!

TEFFU THE COMPUTER GUY

t += 5 seconds

TEF! TEF! TEF! TEF! TEF!

TEFFU THE COMPUTER GUY

inertia is a property of com.physics.Matter

# ? Jun 27, 2013 07:29

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

code monster.

there are a lot of other things that start with code,

# ? Jun 27, 2013 11:19

Workaday Wizard: Oct 23, 2009; by Pragmatica

code lobster

# ? Jun 27, 2013 11:26

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

wooop woop woop woop woop

# ? Jun 27, 2013 11:52

Posting Principle: Dec 10, 2011; by Ralp

tef posted:

code monster

my favourite gaga album

# ? Jun 27, 2013 12:42

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

i like 'terrible programmer' it seems to be the most apt job title ever

# ? Jun 27, 2013 13:01

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

tef posted:

i like 'terrible programmer' it seems to be the most apt job title ever

ter�ri�ble (tr-bl) KEY

ADJECTIVE:
Causing great fear or alarm; dreadful: a terrible bolt of lightning; a terrible curse.
Extremely formidable: terrible responsibilities.
Extreme in extent or degree; intense: "the life for which he had paid so terrible a price" (Leslie Fiedler).

Unpleasant; disagreeable: had a terrible time at the party; terrible food.
Very bad: a terrible actor.

# ? Jun 27, 2013 13:07

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

omg someone invited me to a conf in argentina.

# ? Jun 27, 2013 13:36

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

tef posted:

omg someone invited me to a conf in argentina.

that's pretty awesome :hfive:

# ? Jun 27, 2013 13:41

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

oh hey a 1500 km distance chance to see a tef talk

# ? Jun 27, 2013 13:48

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

Symbolic Butt posted:

oh hey a 1500 km distance chance to see a tef talk

fly me over to your con problem solved

# ? Jun 27, 2013 13:51

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

part of my new job is basically to shill our open source educational stuff and kits

# ? Jun 27, 2013 13:51

MononcQc: May 29, 2007

a glorified salesman if you will!

_{e: being paid to give talks is awesome, although kind of exhausting}

# ? Jun 27, 2013 14:42

Janitor Prime: Jan 22, 2004; PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean; Fun Shoe

I got 23
http://www.sporcle.com/games/moogles/programlanguages

# ? Jun 27, 2013 20:42

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Hard NOP Life posted:

I got 23
http://www.sporcle.com/games/moogles/programlanguages

gently caress

19

i'm pretty sure i typed in one of those and it didn't get accepted :argh:

and i don't know how i missed number seven :mad:

edit: also missed 14 (i think i typed that one in, though), 15, 19, 20, and 22

prefect fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Jun 27, 2013

# ? Jun 27, 2013 21:02

Janitor Prime: Jan 22, 2004; PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean; Fun Shoe

prefect posted:

and i don't know how i missed number seven

lol I missed that one too, never comes to my mind when I think of a programming language.

# ? Jun 27, 2013 21:08

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

Hard NOP Life posted:

I got 23
http://www.sporcle.com/games/moogles/programlanguages

I got 21. Missed 15, 18, 19, and 23

# ? Jun 27, 2013 21:09

fritz: Jul 26, 2003

Ronald Raiden posted:

I got 21. Missed 15, 18, 19, and 23

same, except 13/14 instead of 15/18.

# ? Jun 27, 2013 21:15

FamDav: Mar 29, 2008

missed 15/19.

# ? Jun 27, 2013 21:21

weird: Jun 4, 2012; by zen death robot

I missed 14, 15, 19, and 23. I wasn't surprised I missed any of them. I was surprised to see 22 on the list, though.

# ? Jun 27, 2013 22:02

shrughes: Oct 11, 2008; (call/cc call/cc)

Missed 14 and 17. How did I get ColdFusion but not Objective C? I almost missed PHP too (lol).

# ? Jun 28, 2013 00:11

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

missed 18 and 23 then felt bad when i saw them

almost forgot 4 and entering 14 made me feel unclean

# ? Jun 28, 2013 00:12

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

coldfusion is bullshit
actionscript is basically just javascript so that's bs too

but i did miss tcl which well, i don't work in that domain so w/e

# ? Jun 28, 2013 00:14

shrughes: Oct 11, 2008; (call/cc call/cc)

Also, Scala wasn't on there, but D was. This list feels out-of-date.

# ? Jun 28, 2013 00:16

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

shrughes posted:

Also, Scala wasn't on there, but D was. This list feels out-of-date.

agreed, i tried a bunch of stuff (like scala, f#, ocaml etc) that i thought was more "hip" than cf and, well, i lost

# ? Jun 28, 2013 00:19

hubris.height: Jan 6, 2005; Pork Pro

i was pretty hyped when i guessed haskell and it was on the list

but i got 15/25 and was pissed i didn't guess perl or sql

# ? Jun 28, 2013 00:28

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

it's an old copy of the tiobe index

which is based on google searches

# ? Jun 28, 2013 00:30

Janitor Prime: Jan 22, 2004; PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean; Fun Shoe

trex eaterofcadrs posted:

agreed, i tried a bunch of stuff (like scala, f#, ocaml etc) that i thought was more "hip" than cf and, well, i lost

Yeah I tried all those too, and only got D when I started typing Delphi lol

# ? Jun 28, 2013 00:30

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

trex eaterofcadrs posted:

agreed, i tried a bunch of stuff (like scala, f#, ocaml etc) that i thought was more "hip" than cf and, well, i lost

i don't think anyone has deliberately written a new cf project in ten years

that, unfortunately, does not dispose of the prior years of cf code

# ? Jun 28, 2013 00:33

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

Hard NOP Life posted:

Yeah I tried all those too, and only got D when I started typing Delphi lol

this happened to me too

# ? Jun 28, 2013 00:34

the talent deficit: Dec 20, 2003; self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

i don't think anyone has deliberately written a new cf project in ten years

a friend of a friend asked me to look at some code for a project he'd paid $35k to some turkish outsourcing firm to write. it was half cold fusion and half unreadable c++

# ? Jun 28, 2013 04:25

uG: Apr 23, 2003; by Ralp

tbf all c++ is unreadable poo poo if it does anything useful

# ? Jun 28, 2013 04:30

uG: Apr 23, 2003; by Ralp

uG posted:

tbf all c++ is unreadable poo poo

# ? Jun 28, 2013 04:30

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

Bloody posted:

if you need to explain your joke,

Tefenestrate (v): To throw a startup founder out of a window.

# ? Jun 28, 2013 06:14

PrBacterio: Jul 19, 2000

Hard NOP Life posted:

lol I missed that one too, never comes to my mind when I think of a programming language.

I missed it too, and the reason is that, although I guess it technically speaking does count as a programming language, it's hardly ever used as such
like, if XML had features that made it equivalent to a turing machine (I dont know, it might even have them), would it then count as a programming language even though thats not the normal use case for it?
I also didnt get actionscript, because I didnt count it as a separate language from javascript;
haskell, because I honestly didnt think it was popular enough to make it on that list;
cf and delphi because... wtf? are people really still using those?

# ? Jun 28, 2013 07:37

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

PrBacterio posted:

I missed it too, and the reason is that, although I guess it technically speaking does count as a programming language, it's hardly ever used as such
like, if XML had features that made it equivalent to a turing machine (I dont know, it might even have them), would it then count as a programming language even though thats not the normal use case for it?
I also didnt get actionscript, because I didnt count it as a separate language from javascript;
haskell, because I honestly didnt think it was popular enough to make it on that list;
cf and delphi because... wtf? are people really still using those?

keep in mind the quiz was made in 2009

# ? Jun 28, 2013 07:43

Deus Rex: Mar 5, 2005

i was at 24/25 with 2 minutes to go and then shrughes spoiled actionscript for me in IRC

# ? Jun 28, 2013 09:20

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# ? May 26, 2024 22:05

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

is D really a thing that people use?

# ? Jun 28, 2013 12:57

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