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Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Less stupid ponies in trees, more cool goats in trees.



Finally a definitive answer for the "Goats: fruit or vegetable?" debate.

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The Red Queen
Jan 20, 2007

You tricked me!

You said dis place was fun, but it ain't!

BlazinLow305 posted:

I don't even understand how those goats got up there without the use of some prehensile limb or something.

Their hooves are split in two and the "toes" move independently, which I believe gives them a better grasp on things like rocks and trees.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

In context:




Goats give no fucks.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Elector_Nerdlingen
Sep 27, 2004



I kept a goat for a while when my friend moved between farms. It climbed trees, ate every weed in the garden, and communicated via gentle headbutts. Goats are awesome, but apparently it's against the law to own them in suburbia :(

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Less stupid ponies in trees, more cool goats in trees.



I had this last year:



That's all it is, 12 months of different goats in trees pics (there's one for this year too). It made a great cubicle conversation starter. (this year I have Extraordinary Chickens which works much the same)

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Goats are the best farm animal, they're like the old men who don't give a gently caress of the animal world.

Also their babies are the cutest babies.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003


Gorilla Salad posted:

In context:




Goats give no fucks.

That situation is reponsible for probably my favourite post on these forums, by (I think) Trig Discipline:

"Get down there, you dam kids!"

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



There really is no reason for them to be there. They're just showing off.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶








May I help you walk that manure into the soil?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right




AlphaDog posted:

I kept a goat for a while when my friend moved between farms. It climbed trees, ate every weed in the garden, and communicated via gentle headbutts. Goats are awesome, but apparently it's against the law to own them in suburbia :(

There's a guy in Melbourne who's spent $200,000 in legal fees to keep his pet sheep in suburbia wafter the council tried to get him to remove it. He just lost his latest appeal and is planning on taking it to a higher court.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

AlphaDog posted:

I kept a goat for a while when my friend moved between farms. It climbed trees, ate every weed in the garden, and communicated via gentle headbutts. Goats are awesome, but apparently it's against the law to own them in suburbia :(



In a recent softball game I played in suburbia, the house next to the field had a goat. It ran around with their two dogs in a normal sized fenced in suburban backyard. I guess it depends on the town.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

BlazinLow305 posted:

I don't even understand how those goats got up there without the use of some prehensile limb or something.

Maybe it's a fast-growing tree.

Haji
Nov 15, 2005

Haj Paj
Nothing will hold a goat against it's will. My goat would climb the fence and go visit the neighbors. He would stare at them through their sliding glass door and wouldn't come back home until the horse panicked and called for him. Goats are awesome.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


The horse would call for the goat, and the goat would come home, to the horse's call? I love animals that are friends with other animals, the most, out of anything in this world.

Spectral Werewolf
Jun 15, 2006

And if that wasn't funny, there were lots of things that weren't even funnier...
The goat fetched soup? This is unbelievable!

E: I could never trust a goat, they have creepy eyes.

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Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Krinkle posted:

The horse would call for the goat, and the goat would come home, to the horse's call? I love animals that are friends with other animals, the most, out of anything in this world.

Here is a video of two goat friends in a tight spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Iq6LA7sZI

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Pookah posted:



May I help you walk that manure into the soil?

Dude, what the gently caress? This is dangerous!

pageerror404
Feb 14, 2012

I finally killed them.




:nws:http://i.imgur.com/sahx1Df.jpg:nws: Topless woman with lizard

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
Which one is the lizard? Neither is wearing a top.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Mescal posted:

Here is a video of two goat friends in a tight spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Iq6LA7sZI

The first one sounds like usher.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Soulex posted:

The first one sounds like usher.

Others had the same thought

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/v/HsF_2CNV9v4&start1=3&video2=http://www.youtube.com/v/06CvUjLgK5g&start2=0

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Yeah, think I'm gonna take a pass on the Fourth of July celebrations this year.

Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all

Mescal posted:

Here is a video of two goat friends in a tight spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Iq6LA7sZI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzypOnklG60

And a funny pic:

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

Pretty creative Daenerys cosplay.

Auxiliary Treats
Jun 26, 2013
How many people actually eat pillows, Target?

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

This is the best doubler ever made.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Snackpack Backpack posted:

How many people actually eat pillows, Target?



Last night I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow.

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008


miserable lil onion
Oct 15, 2008

DrBouvenstein posted:



Yeah, think I'm gonna take a pass on the Fourth of July celebrations this year.

A pass, or a...

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

t_violet posted:

I had this last year:



That's all it is, 12 months of different goats in trees pics (there's one for this year too). It made a great cubicle conversation starter. (this year I have Extraordinary Chickens which works much the same)

Also had Goats in Trees 2012! We had Extraordinary Chickens for 2011, went with 12 Months of SPAM for this year.

:calendartalk:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

I recognise that T-rex lurking behind them, that site got ALODed last year.


Heyyyyyy Cavegurl! :nws:

Elector_Nerdlingen
Sep 27, 2004



Snowglobe of Doom posted:




There's a guy in Melbourne who's spent $200,000 in legal fees to keep his pet sheep in suburbia wafter the council tried to get him to remove it. He just lost his latest appeal and is planning on taking it to a higher court.

I live less than 1km from that house, and that's why I told my mate I'd take the goat - the poo poo that dude's going through hadn't started yet, and since I drove past the sheep house every second day, I assumed it would be fine.

Someone complained, but my awesome neighbor told me someone had complained, and the goat was gone by the time animal control showed up. Animal control guy was awesome and completely failed to notice the goat poo poo on the lawn that I hadn't managed to clean up yet (because in his words "it's obviously a false report" <wink wink>")

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Awesome Kristin
May 9, 2008

yum yum yum

Malachi Constant posted:


And a funny pic:



I used to live on Sahara and Valley View. That house was out of control.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
I was doing a search for vintage scifi art, and this book cover came up:

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Spectral Werewolf posted:

The goat fetched soup? This is unbelievable!

The goat brings soup and other fine things...

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
G-O-Downwards Pacman Eating A Pellet-Cloud City?

Red_October_7000
Jun 22, 2009

Captain Trips posted:

G-O-Downwards Pacman Eating A Pellet-Cloud City?

I don't know what to say about the fact that I had forgotten about the goats for the most part and was trying to get "Goon" out of it.

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Kitsch!
Jul 27, 2006

God made Adam and Eve, not Fluffy and Eve.

Bored posted:

I was doing a search for vintage scifi art, and this book cover came up:


In case you were interested in the plot:
http://pulpaweek.blogspot.com/2010/09/sodom-and-gomorrah-business-by-barry-n.html?m=1

:gonk:

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