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Big Grunty Secret posted:What if that guy was like "I'm anti face-shaming, so you can't punch me"? Which stupid Tumblr thing takes precedence? Your stupid tumblr thing always takes precedence over anyone else's stupid tumblr thing. Your stupid tumblr thing also takes precedence over reality. If you can't find something to get offended about, get offended by the potential to be offended by something, even though it didn't happen.
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NoUU posted:
shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: gently caress you, this actually did happen
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 19:59 |
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Real talk: elevator assholes. I go to a convention every year (Dragoncon) that has a shitload of people at it, and the elevators are packed all hours of the day. If your room is on the second or third floor, take the loving stairs and leave the elevator for people who are on the 12th/17th/28th/etc. floors. I have never actually said anything to the people who take the elevator one floor (because I'm polite and life isn't like STDH world) but it's a dick move. E: I am only referring to able-bodied people who pull this move. WampaLord has a new favorite as of 09:00 on Jul 2, 2013 |
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WampaLord posted:Real talk: elevator assholes. Just say something to them. What are they gonna do, rip up your character sheet in the 10-20 seconds it takes to go one floor?
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 21:21 |
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:Just say something to them. What are they gonna do, rip up your character sheet in the 10-20 seconds it takes to go one floor? While it's annoying, it would be kind of rude to comment. They might be disabled, tired, or any other reason that are none of your drat business. Like elevator farts, it's one of those things that are best left unmentioned.
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 21:24 |
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NoUU posted:
Dominos doesn't have hot sauce.
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 21:24 |
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FrozenVent posted:While it's annoying, it would be kind of rude to comment. They might be disabled, tired, or any other reason that are none of your drat business.
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 21:33 |
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FrozenVent posted:While it's annoying, it would be kind of rude to comment. They might be disabled, tired, or any other reason that are none of your drat business. My knee problems are not bad enough for me to always carry my cane with me on good days, but I can only do 1 flight of stairs before my knee will try to give out. The only tell is I have a slight limp. Not everyone is visibly handicapped. (yes i know some people are very very lazy)
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 00:47 |
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Reddit posted:When I was working at an airsoft field, we had parties come in all the time. One party, the birthday kid was being a total dick to his friends: shooting really close, not calling hits, and yelling that he hit people when he never did. So me and my coworker had had enough of this kid being a dick, so we decided to let the boss' son play (he's really competitive doesn't really know how to take it easy) but on the opposite team. We told him to be really tough on the birthday kid for a game or two to teach him a little lesson. However, the boss' son just went nuts after the birthday kid shot him in the back of the head really close (typically, you tell someone to "surrender" and they just go back to respawn). Needless to say, the boss' son get really pissed and just lit the kid up point-blank, full-auto. The birthday kid started bawling and the party left early. My boss just asked if he was being a LB (Little Bastard) and when we said yes he just shrugged. None of us gave a drat. Reddidn't Happen posted:In college, I used to work at the computer center's helpdesk. This was back before everybody and their dog had their own laptop, so the university provided machines for general use. NOPE posted:Once, I spent a summer teaching English to middle schoolers in Korea. My mode of transportation was a small, 50cc Moped.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 03:39 |
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When I used to ride a motorcycle I always wanted to pick up the cigarettes people tossed out their windows when stopped in traffic and throw them back in through the open window. But I also wanted to not be a victim of vehicular homicide, and you can't have it both ways.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 05:59 |
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:Just say something to them. What are they gonna do, rip up your character sheet in the 10-20 seconds it takes to go one floor? Seriously please don't ever do this. It is horrible as someone without a visible disability to have people make a nasty comment at you because you have to use the elevator for a short distance. I have had bitching at conventions for taking a lift 2-3 floors (even if I feel wretched I'll walk one set of stairs to avoid the possibility). I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome Type III which is very painful and causes joint subluxations & dislocations, particularly my knees - doesn't mean I carry a cane or anything visible because it wouldn't particularly help. Thankfully I'm only a little overweight so I just got lazy/antisocial comments - anyone who is visibly big gets the hurr fatty stuff regardless of what may be up with them. So yeah, just accept that while there are certainly a bunch of lazy people doing this, your snarky comment could be directed at exactly the wrong guy. moerketid has a new favorite as of 09:05 on Jul 2, 2013 |
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:Just say something to them. What are they gonna do, rip up your character sheet in the 10-20 seconds it takes to go one floor? Public shaming: always a good option when you're the kind of manchild that can't wait less than a minute for the next elevator.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 08:50 |
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DrHerpington posted:Once, I spent a summer teaching English to middle schoolers in Korea. My mode of transportation was a small, 50cc Moped.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 09:31 |
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 10:27 |
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DrHerpington posted:Reddit computer Some guy stole my calculator so I stole some other guy's dice. JUSTICE, MAN. Seriously how can you be that dumb ? quote:Stupid music I like how a quick googling showed that clearly, those guys were supportive of their fans. Also where was this supposed to happen that she would talk to a stranger, stand along long enough for the stranger to listen to whole songs, and then being able to see them go on itunes to buy all of the music ? I smell plot holes.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 10:32 |
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Goddamnit, I was going to post this one. I think this needs to be added to the pantheon of pathetic alongside the Eldar Futhark girl and the 'being friends with the teacher' kid.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 10:57 |
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quote:I have... LOL, not sure if i should tell the story. Sorry for the atrocious spelling and punctuation.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 11:02 |
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Ghost Party posted:Sorry for the atrocious spelling and punctuation. I read this entire quote, and at the end, the only thing that crossed my mind was: "heh, must be nice to be able to park directly in front of the building where you have to be". STDH broke my brain I guess.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 11:27 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Some guy stole my calculator so I stole some other guy's dice. Next you're going to tell me frantically checking for your bag of dice (that you could easily replace with $5) isn't the first thing you do when you recover your stolen backpack.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 11:28 |
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quote:My moment occurred when I was in 7th grade. When I was younger I was always the smallest kid in class. I didn't get over 5 foot until my freshman year of high school. In 7th grade I was about 4'11" and a whopping 90 pounds. My small stature in elementary school and for most of my adolescence made me an easier target for bullies and evildoers. I used to get beat up regularly by kids in my neighborhood on my walk home from school. I always tried to run or make a last plea for mercy to my attackers, but no quarter was ever granted. They beat me into a pulp, always. Here's the followup, which is the best part quote:He sure did! Well if you can believe this. He went to all his friends and had them tell the principal that I attacked him unprovoked. Luckily for me the principal was a nice lady and could tell that it was all B.S. I was suspended from school for 3 days as was Lonnie. In addition of course my parents were called in an they had to talk to the principal and the teacher who found me about the incident. Lonnie got addicted to black tar heroin in middle school.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 15:19 |
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NoUU posted:he walked toward me with his business coat over his arm and said "Is this true?" Who calls there dad "father"? He pulled every awful movie cliche he could think of. Dead Poets Academy of Math and Science
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 15:30 |
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quote:I once heard a tale of him assaulting a teacher over giving him a failing grade, though I largely attribute that exaggeration. This right here is some meta poo poo.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 15:43 |
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WampaLord posted:Real talk: elevator assholes. Elevatorchat: I once took an elevator (four floors up, it was hot, I'm not fat) and an obese lady crammed herself in at the last minute while the thing was clearly full. Of course as soon as the doors close, the whole thing starts sinking instead of going up, doors won't open, and the emergency phone did nothing at all. I managed to pry open the doors so we could get out, and nobody thanked me, nodded, let alone clapped. No one even delivered a bon mot directed at the obese lady. how_shit_actually_happens.txt
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 16:21 |
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That Lonnie story reads like an erotic novel. In particular the more inappropriate parts.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 16:24 |
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newreply.php posted:Elevatorchat: I once took an elevator (four floors up, it was hot, I'm not fat) and an obese lady crammed herself in at the last minute while the thing was clearly full. Of course as soon as the doors close, the whole thing starts sinking instead of going up, doors won't open, and the emergency phone did nothing at all. I would have at least clapped.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 16:32 |
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More elevator chat: I once took an elevator and to this day I've told nobody where I stashed it.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 16:35 |
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CJacobs posted:More elevator chat: I once took an elevator and to this day I've told nobody where I stashed it. I won't stand for failing classes son. But beating kids bloody ? Good job. I like how girls make "goo goo" eyes at him just because he beat someone up. And suddenly he wasn't a loser nerd anymore either. Everything is better once you beat someone into a "heap of blood" My favorite part is still when he imagines the life of Lonnie who gets immediately rejected by all his friends. E: No no no, you missed the best part. The dice bag guy was a completely different guy. No relation. Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 18:14 on Jul 2, 2013 |
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DrHerpington posted:"What dice bag?" I love imagining the other side of this one even if it was true. "Oh, man, check this out. One time I borrowed this guy's really expensive calculator and lost it, and I felt really bad, but I was kind of lovely about the whole thing since I didn't want to get in trouble, and pretended I didn't know what he was talking about when he asked for it back. He never reported me for it or anything. Whew. Totally lucked out. Oh, and he stole my dice bag later, but whatever. I just bought another Crown Royal bag and new dice, cost me like five, six bucks."
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 18:10 |
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Fathis Munk posted:E: No no no, you missed the best part. The dice bag guy was a completely different guy. No relation. I have to imagine that this impression is the result of a really unfortunate typo; he must have meant 'same' instead of 'some'. Not that it would be much more plausible a story, but it would at least make internal sense as a story of revenge, and doesn't require us to assume that the author really believes stealing from someone else constitutes a kickass story of revenge. But then we did have the guy who thought ordering someone a pizza was some sort of soul-crushing attack, so...
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 19:02 |
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This is the best part of that dice-bag story:DrHerpington posted:they were the worst, most stereotypical examples of the no-life, unwashed, role-playing nerds Content: I was eating with my kids at Red Robin when a group of four college kids were seated at the table next to us. They proceeded to talk about weighty college issues, such as how the one dude couldn't wait to finish A Dance With Dragons so he could stop avoiding Game of Thrones threads. Their loud discussion was peppered with "fucks" and "shits" and the occasional "rear end in a top hat". I just hoped my 3- and 6-year-olds were sufficiently engrossed in Angry Birds so that they weren't learning a whole new vocabulary. After we finished and got up to leave, I stopped at their table and said:* "Hey, I just want to thank you guys for teaching my kids so much profanity today that I wasn't ready for them to learn, so to return the favor, you might want to know that Jon Snow dies" (<--- Game of Thrones spoiler) * Actually, what really happened was I gave them a stern glare. ** Ok, my wife gave the stern glare and I tried to avoid eye contact.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 19:02 |
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I've spotted the stdh. It's your spoiler.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 19:09 |
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JagGator posted:This is the best part of that dice-bag story: Do character deaths in Game of Thrones even count as spoilers? I thought the assumption was that everybody dies, and it's only a matter of how and when.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 19:15 |
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Doctor Doodler posted:Dominos doesn't have hot sauce. It's a ridiculous ripoff, of course. You pay full topping price for maybe a quarter's worth of generic tabasco sauce, which you can easily just put on yourself.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 19:18 |
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quote:I've spotted the stdh. It's your spoiler. I was reaching. The real STDH is any sort of plot advancement whatsover in A Dance With Dragons.
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Pineapple Salad posted:Do character deaths in Game of Thrones even count as spoilers? I thought the assumption was that everybody dies, and it's only a matter of how and when. Nah, in the later books somebody actually dying and staying dead would be a spoiler.
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 20:08 |
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Sorry if this is a repost, I remember the Peter Pan STDH but never saw this one: I just can't believe that post didn't end with "...and we are still dating to this day!"
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 22:51 |
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York_M_Chan posted:Sorry if this is a repost, I remember the Peter Pan STDH but never saw this one: I'm just going to assume you did not mean that in regards to the little girl. Have these people even ever been in a Disney Store ?
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# ? Jul 2, 2013 23:05 |
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NAR posted:Me: “Sorry, you can’t check this out.”
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# ? Jul 3, 2013 01:05 |
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Cocaine is a helluva drug.
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# ? Jul 3, 2013 01:08 |
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My city library is also full of literal babies.
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