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NoUU posted:He then spent the rest of the day defending himself in the comments. About STDH stuff? No, it isn't true.
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 10:49 |
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Fathis Munk posted:
NoUU posted:He then spent the rest of the day defending himself in the comments. He's as full of poo poo as that rival frat house is(n't).
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 11:00 |
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NoUU posted:
Oh who am I kidding, no one gets assaulted and watches the person just walk back into a coffee shop and just goes home, doesn't call the cops at all! Non Serviam posted:
I also have never seen anyone get up in arms over any "special treatment" active-duty (and sometimes vets) receive. I mean hell, every single pro sports game I've been to in the past few years usually has taken a minute to honor a soldier that was there, which usually turns into a standing O. I know this is STDH, but can't these people make the stories at least somewhat believable?
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 11:37 |
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NoUU posted:He then spent the rest of the day defending himself in the comments. Four sticks of dynamites going off in a frat house would probably end up attracting the attention of DHS. And kill someone. So yeah, he's full of poo poo and that commenter isn't.
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 13:51 |
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Don't you guys see? It completely alters the shockwave!
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 14:00 |
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NoUU posted:He then spent the rest of the day defending himself in the comments. I think my favorite part of the story is where they have party and all the guests are cool with them padlocking the bathrooms and making them poo poo in buckets. What did they do if someone had to throw up? I know this is STDH but how did they author think anyone would actually believe something this stupid?
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 14:12 |
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Pipistrelle posted:I think my favorite part of the story is where they have party and all the guests are cool with them padlocking the bathrooms and making them poo poo in buckets. What did they do if someone had to throw up? I know this is STDH but how did they author think anyone would actually believe something this stupid? Don't you get it? they were the totally cool frat, everyone does whatever they say, including poop in buckets, because they are cool and rule the school. Everything works just like it does in Revenge of the Nerds right? That's how real college is. I watched Movies! I know! I don't know about most people but the minute someone said to me "Nah man, bathroom is off limits, you gotta go out on the deck and expose yourself to everyone on campus and poo poo in a bucket" I'd have said "It's a weekend, at least 3 other fraternities are having parties, I'm going to one of them. they don't make me poo poo in public." Then I would have died because that other Fraternity was rigged to explode with 4 sticks of dynamite. "The shockwave has been completely altered, pray I do not alter it more".
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 14:50 |
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Lap-Lem posted:"The shockwave has been completely altered, pray I do not alter it more". I'll have you know I laughed like an idiot at this. They said they made up "stalls" for said shitters but seeing as how the word was in parenthesis, one can only guess what that would consist of. And this is really the last thing that should be bothering me about the story, but I fill up five gallon tanks for my water cooler regularly. Seeing as how I can lift the drat things, they're not very big. That'd be a dangerously small container for a frat house full of blitzed kids to be using. Did they wait for complaints of splash-back before they swapped in the next bucket?
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 15:06 |
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Five gallons is a lot of excrements. Of course at a party it would have been mostly water, so probably fill up faster... Ugh, I'm getting grossed out just thinking about it. And drat, the bucket shrapnel would have been something to see. Tiny shards of sharp plastic flying around at near sonic speed.
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 15:12 |
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booshi posted:I know this is STDH, but can't these people make the stories at least somewhat believable? I dunno, people get pretty petty at airports. I've had someone make a snide comment about hoping I had to pay for the huge honking car seat I was dragging on the plane - not to my face but within earshot. Sorry the airline lets me bring one for free, bud. As for the shitbucket story, like any story where "we set off explosive devices that blew out their windows" didn't end in a full investigation and jail time for the storyteller and his friends, maybe even the dissolution of their frat.
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 15:14 |
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FrozenVent posted:Five gallons is a lot of excrements. Of course at a party it would have been mostly water, so probably fill up faster... Ugh, I'm getting grossed out just thinking about it. Remember, they "capped 16 buckets of loving awful." That's 80 gallons of waste we're talkin' about here!
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 15:22 |
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Lap-Lem posted:Don't you get it? they were the totally cool frat, everyone does whatever they say, including poop in buckets, because they are cool and rule the school. Everything works just like it does in Revenge of the Nerds right? That's how real college is. I watched Movies! I know! Seems like we would've heard about a school that was experiencing a cholera or dysentery outbreak.
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 15:58 |
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Fathis Munk posted:And is is actually a thing that uniformed soldiers get to board first ?
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 16:11 |
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If you're traveling on one of those flights that's full of business travellers with a shitton of carry-on and no checked luggage, there's a clear advantage to boarding early. Plus you skip the waiting in the aisle while someone try to figure out how to fit their luggage in the overhead, that kind of poo poo. I'm a big fan of boarding early whenever I can (Usually when I have a seat way back in the back, I guess.)
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 16:14 |
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How much poo poo would there be from a frat party? I can't recall a single time I've dumped at a party. You'd be interrupted every 5 seconds by people trying to piss/puke/hook up.
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 16:46 |
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I've also been on multiple flights where first class flyers gave up their seats to military members. People are generally good and nice.
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 17:00 |
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Let's wiki : Apparently one stick of dynamite is approximately 1 MJ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamite) I'm not sure if that is how it works but I guess that a quarter stick would then be 250kJ According to the wiki page about orders of energy magnitude (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orders_of_magnitude_(energy)) quote:3×105 J—15×105 J kinetic energy of an automobile at highway speeds (1 to 5 tons[88] at 89 km/h or 55 mph)[89] Ouch I guess. (Best part of this ? It's actually less than quote:1.2×106 J approximate food energy of a snack such as a Snickers bar (280 food calories)[92] )
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 17:07 |
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Where did the guy leave these buckets of poo poo for a week and a half to ferment? I can't really believe that eighty gallons of human waste just sat somewhere without leaving any sort of impact. As far as I can guess, they'd leave it in their house so then they end up smelling about as bad as the guys they bombed. Also, I guess it was supposed to be funny that the guy came out of the building covered in poo poo and complaining of hearing loss but I can't laugh at that, it sounds horrible. That guy probably suffered quite a bit of real, permanent damage because somebody dropped a deuce on that rear end in a top hat's Ford Fiesta or whatever.
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 17:23 |
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jodai posted:That guy probably suffered quite a bit of real, permanent damage because somebody dropped a deuce on that rear end in a top hat's Ford Fiesta or whatever. In his Fiesta. On the driver's seat. Which raises the question of why his car was unlocked and publicly accessible. Good thing this never happened.
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 17:39 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:In his Fiesta. On the driver's seat. Which raises the question of why his car was unlocked and publicly accessible. Good thing this never happened. Good thing, I didn't caught that and it's particularly nice since he gives the other guys poo poo for leaving the door unlocked. It's not every day that you stumble upon such quality STDH
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 17:46 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:In his Fiesta. On the driver's seat. Which raises the question of why his car was unlocked and publicly accessible. Good thing this never happened. I almost also wrote how easy it is to wash poo poo off your car in my earlier post but I reread it and realized this. It's still pretty easy to clean, though, it's just gross. I had rear end in a top hat "friends" who thought a funny prank would be to leave a turd with a Baby Ruth wrapper on it on my driver's seat because the locks on my car didn't work. I did get pretty mad but not "commit low-level acts of terrorism" mad. Maybe mad enough to post angrily online...oh, now it makes sense. There's the truth in this stdh. Someone poo poo in this guy's car.
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 18:45 |
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Big Grunty Secret posted:How much poo poo would there be from a frat party? I can't recall a single time I've dumped at a party. You'd be interrupted every 5 seconds by people trying to piss/puke/hook up. Yeah, even discounting the impossibly harmless explosives, who poops at party? It's just not something you do unless you get sick or something, in which case you'd probably leave ASAP. I want to make a joke about party poopers but I can't really figure out how to work it in.
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 18:57 |
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jodai posted:I almost also wrote how easy it is to wash poo poo off your car in my earlier post but I reread it and realized this. It's still pretty easy to clean, though, it's just gross. I had rear end in a top hat "friends" who thought a funny prank would be to leave a turd with a Baby Ruth wrapper on it on my driver's seat because the locks on my car didn't work. I did get pretty mad but not "commit low-level acts of terrorism" mad. Maybe mad enough to post angrily online...oh, now it makes sense. There's the truth in this stdh. Someone poo poo in this guy's car. so... the poo poo... did happen?
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 20:01 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:Yeah, even discounting the impossibly harmless explosives, who poops at party? It's just not something you do unless you get sick or something, in which case you'd probably leave ASAP.
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 22:27 |
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This is from Three Word Phrase BTW. Never understood why people crop the URLs out.
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 22:48 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:This is from Three Word Phrase BTW. Never understood why people crop the URLs out. I didn't? There was no URL on there to begin with. But yeah that's what it's from.
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 23:27 |
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Silly Hippie posted:I didn't? There was no URL on there to begin with. But yeah that's what it's from. Huh. I guess the older comics didn't have URLs. Sorry about that.
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 23:43 |
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At first I thought his noxious gas or something killed them all then another split-second passed and I thought "OK, that's not as funny".
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# ? Jul 4, 2013 23:45 |
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NAR posted:(I am in line to get cookies for my second grade class that I teach for the last day of the semester. I am rather thin, have blonde hair that’s very long and dyed, and I have high heels. I am speaking to the clerk.) I love how nobody ever gets angry at someone being rude, just reddit MRA logical "Now Sir, I agree we should call skinny blonde girls whores, but this seems to be a case of mistaken identity"
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# ? Jul 5, 2013 07:53 |
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Vindolanda posted:I love how nobody ever gets angry at someone being rude, just reddit MRA logical "Now Sir, I agree we should call skinny blonde girls whores, but this seems to be a case of mistaken identity" I'd be more willing to accept this was written by a second-grader rather than a second grade teacher.
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# ? Jul 5, 2013 07:57 |
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Vindolanda posted:I love how nobody ever gets angry at someone being rude, just reddit MRA logical "Now Sir, I agree we should call skinny blonde girls whores, but this seems to be a case of mistaken identity" Something vaguely like this happened with a drunk guy late one night at the supermarket. He called me a 'California rear end in a top hat' for being too slow with my stuff, then I was just kinda like 'uh I'm not from California' and he kinda grumbled a bit, then I left feeling awkward. UH WAIT I MEAN Djeser: (Goes through the self-checkout line at [WELL KNOWN FOOD PLACE]) Drunken racist man: Hey you [ETHNICITY] you are a [STATE] rear end in a top hat! Djeser: Excuse me sir but I'm not from [STATE], I am from [BETTER STATE]. Rich racist homophobe: (Becomes visibly flustered) Djeser: In fact my good chap, I think it very well may be you who is being the rear end in a top hat, what what! Racist Christian misogynist: (Runs out of [LOCATION FOR FOOD PURCHASE]) Djeser: (Gets free food and a free sexual encounter for being so suave)
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# ? Jul 5, 2013 08:04 |
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Vindolanda posted:I love how nobody ever gets angry at someone being rude, just reddit MRA logical "Now Sir, I agree we should call skinny blonde girls whores, but this seems to be a case of mistaken identity" This has to be a parody. I want to visit this world where people just shriek profanity because they saw another human being. "Buying cookies? YOU loving WHORE!"
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# ? Jul 5, 2013 08:30 |
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Gratuitous violence, be it verbal or physical is the best part of STDH.txt. It depicts such an apocalyptic world where everyone is constantly screaming and clapping and kung-fu fighting. I really enjoy how she apparently died her hair not because she likes it that way but because she doesn't want to get confused with someone else ?! Also did she tell you that she was a virgin ? Because clearly, every good educated, clever girl is a virgin. Not like all those dumb whores. And at the tampons. I mean I get it that it's because she's a woman but it so does not fit with the rest of that list. He's enumerating "sexy" products and in the middle there is tampons. Unless he has a particular fetish about friggin' tampons, they aren't really anything sexy.
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# ? Jul 5, 2013 08:58 |
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Tatum Girlparts posted:This has to be a parody. BRAS AND UNDERPANTS AND TAMPONS AND ALL THOSE WHORE THINGS. I am 100% sure that NAR is being trolled frequently these days, but I can't fathom why they'd post it. Or why people would believe it.
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# ? Jul 5, 2013 08:59 |
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Another thread linked towards a blog making fun of Reddit MRAs http://manboobz.com/2013/07/01/mens-rights-redditors-still-cant-tell-misogynistic-caricatures-of-women-from-the-real-thing/ This is about this Reddit post : quote:Some one printed off a list with male employees rated 1-10 with comments. On the 8-10 rated all of the comments incited rape and were seriously disturbing. One female forwarded it onto HR and the rest of the department, but no action has been taken. HR have said it was just a joke and should be forgotten. This is the same place where a female colleague has requested no male sit near her. That's how those whore-woman talk right ?
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# ? Jul 5, 2013 11:40 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Another thread linked towards a blog making fun of Reddit MRAs "Whilst"? Man-children-women, maybe.
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# ? Jul 5, 2013 11:57 |
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Reddit MRA's you say? How about some /r/TheRedPill!quote:Treated a Woman like absolute garbage, asks me to come over to fool around, validates all Red Pill Theories
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# ? Jul 5, 2013 11:57 |
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Vindolanda posted:I love how nobody ever gets angry at someone being rude, just reddit MRA logical "Now Sir, I agree we should call skinny blonde girls whores, but this seems to be a case of mistaken identity" e: Fathis Munk
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# ? Jul 5, 2013 12:01 |
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NoUU posted:Reddit MRA's you say? How about some /r/TheRedPill! What... what is the red pill and why do I know I'm not going to like it ? (Apparently the author from that anti MRA blog wrote about them quite a bit too. Which after reading this is not really surprising.) Splicer
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Fathis Munk posted:What... what is the red pill and why do I know I'm not going to like it ?
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