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I like how this stud seems to replace all the names with pokemon characters.
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NoUU posted:Reddit MRA's you say? How about some /r/TheRedPill! I love it how he didn't make any effort in the names. All three are from Pokemon. At least make your STDH less transparent... Also wait, he was arguing with Sabrina, and also talking to Misty about the phone number? How would that even work?
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Jul 5, 2013 12:33
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jalopybrown posted:I like how this stud seems to replace all the names with pokemon characters. The only other name he knows for feeeemales is "Mom" which would have looked awkward because he's pretty sure it's not her real name.
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Jul 5, 2013 13:02
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NoUU posted:Reddit MRA's you say? How about some /r/TheRedPill! Ah yes, "feminists." We have dismissed those claims. 
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Jul 5, 2013 13:30
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Fuego Fish posted:The only other name he knows for feeeemales is "Mom" which would have looked awkward because he's pretty sure it's not her real name. I know that chick.
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Jul 5, 2013 14:39
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Dex posted:I know that chick. I banged her after beating her Feminist Liberal mind down with my superior logic and insult abilities. Then I drove her to a field in the middle of nowhere and left her stranded. Where's your feminism now, whore? Check. And. Mate. 
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Jul 5, 2013 16:46
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Ah, /r/TheRedPill. As if MRAs and PUAs weren't lovely enough on their own, someone had to go and combine them.quote:True story: about five months ago, i was unemployed and in a blue pill relationship of epic proportions. I actually wrote a loving paper on feminism on behalf of my ex who was getting her degree online. How about that for irony?
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Jul 5, 2013 18:04
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Red Pill types are like the espresso of misogynists. Take all the normal PUA/MRA/MENZ ARE THE REAL VICTIMS and pack them as dense as you can get, and then run pure and unfiltered hatred of anything with a vagina through them and you get Red Pill types. They 100% believe that women control the world and feminists are after them personally for 'knowing the truth'. Every once in a while they post some thing about how a feeeeeeeeeeeeemale at work/school/whatever are plotting against them because they wore a Red Pill pin in their fedora or whatever.
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Jul 5, 2013 18:14
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I think the part that annoys me most about the cupcake shop story is the other customer uses the phrase "oh let me guess" twice.
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Jul 5, 2013 18:19
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It's Dane Cook. That /r/theredpill guy is literally Dane Cook in a movie where Dane Cook is the chick-snatching protagonist.
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Jul 5, 2013 18:25
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Red Pill types are like the espresso of misogynists. Take all the normal PUA/MRA/MENZ ARE THE REAL VICTIMS and pack them as dense as you can get, and then run pure and unfiltered hatred of anything with a vagina through them and you get Red Pill types. They 100% believe that women control the world and feminists are after them personally for 'knowing the truth'. Every once in a while they post some thing about how a feeeeeeeeeeeeemale at work/school/whatever are plotting against them because they wore a Red Pill pin in their fedora or whatever. And if you go deeper, it starts to join up with white nationalist/Jew conspiracy stuff for an extra layer of poo poo on the sundae.
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Jul 5, 2013 18:34
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NoUU posted:
We've already pointed out the Mass Effect 3 and Pokemon references but I think it's hilarious that there's this conflux of Mass Effect, Pokemon, Archer and The Matrix all in one thing. I wonder why women don't like you, man.  Pretty Lady Blob posted:
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Your metaphor is dumb and one of the Wachowskis is trans.
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Jul 5, 2013 18:34
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Pretty Lady Blob posted:I approached a female in my local sport club Why do they talk like this? It's like the epitome of 
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Jul 5, 2013 18:38
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NoUU posted:Reddit MRA's you say? How about some /r/TheRedPill! I thought this story was some really mundane Pokemon fan fiction, and I was very disappointed when it actually wasn't. Could the guy who wrote that story really not think of three other names? So weird.
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Jul 5, 2013 18:52
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Fathis Munk posted:And You're thinking about it in the wrong way. You need to be in a mindset where you hate women. It's not sexy items. quote:Lipstick and eye makeup, and daft things to go in your sissy blonde hair! Skinny underwear, and big bras, tampons and oh—let me guess, a massive box of condoms! They're all things that DUMB WHORES use because they're FILTHY SLUTS who MENSTRUATE and PUT ON MAKEUP to TRICK MEN.
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Jul 5, 2013 19:04
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at the tampons. I mean I get it that it's because she's a woman but it so does not fit with the rest of that list. He's enumerating "sexy" products and in the middle there is tampons. Unless he has a particular fetish about friggin' tampons, they aren't really anything sexy.
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Jul 5, 2013 19:50
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quote:Lipstick and eye makeup, and daft things to go in your sissy blonde hair! Skinny underwear, and big bras, tampons and oh—let me guess, a massive box of condoms! Okay, the word that really throws me off here is "sissy." I have never, ever heard a man use that word to describe a woman, only to derogatorily describe another man. Men don't call women sissies, ever, because it's an insult and a sexist man isn't going to care if a woman is weak and frail and feminine, because that's what women are supposed to be in their mind. Also, you don't call underwear "skinny," you don't describe it by width. You'd call it tiny, or small, if the aim was to say she was a thin, image-obsessed whore. Unless the author meant thongs? In which case you'd just say thongs, or "slutty underwear" (even though they're not). This story in particular just pisses me off because I could write a better sexist strawman for the story than the author. Why would a man ever say any of those things to a woman in the first place? What is his motivation? Why is he so pissed off that the lady fits society's stereotype of a vapid skank? The story would make more sense if the antagonist was another woman, like a screaming feminazi parody or something. And, if anybody said that kind of poo poo to someone in a public place, you wouldn't calmly stand there and lay out several numerated points about why they're wrong. And who in their right mind thinks that going on and on about your virginity in the supermarket is an appropriate response? (I know, I know, it's STDH, but this one particularly bothers me because it's so nonsensical, and it irritates me that anyone would believe that this happened.)
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Jul 5, 2013 21:03
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Strangely enough, despite the fact that a man calling a woman sissy is just weird, I get an MRA-authored vibe from that one. Because you've got a protagonist who's:
While I'm sure there's women like that out there and they're perfectly fine people, that protagonist seems like the sort of stereotyped fantasy an MRA type would have. The word 'sissy' is still weird in that context though.
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Jul 5, 2013 21:55
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TRP posted:I fully intend to kino early, maybe spontaneously go dancing and will have absolutely no hesitation in taking her home and loving her like a champion. That whole sentence just makes the bile rise in my throat.
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Jul 5, 2013 21:55
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Do I want to know what kino means?
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Jul 5, 2013 22:12
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Touching women unexpectedly. This makes them want you because 
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Jul 5, 2013 22:13
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ibntumart posted:Do I want to know what kino means? Physical contact of any kind, like putting your hand on someone's shoulder or taking their hand or whatever. Touching someone, basically. Apparently it automatically engages the female's physical relationship circuit.
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Jul 5, 2013 22:14
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*poke* are you wet yet *poke* are you wet yet *poke* are you wet yet
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Jul 5, 2013 22:16
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Remarkably, poo poo that did happen: http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/04/superman-fan-turns-real-life-crime-fighter-after-tackling-shoplifter-3869678/ quote:A Superman fan leapt into action and foiled a real-life crime after tackling a shoplifter – while dressed as The Man Of Steel.
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Jul 5, 2013 22:21
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Some dude stopped a old homeless dude from stealing miller high life in a grocery store and due to putting his hands on him but not being part of a LP program, will be liable for a lawsuit. Way to go?
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Jul 5, 2013 23:13
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Djeser posted:Strangely enough, despite the fact that a man calling a woman sissy is just weird, I get an MRA-authored vibe from that one. Because you've got a protagonist who's: That actually makes me feel a lot better. And it does make more sense too, in the context of being kind of a moral tale for MRA/PUAs. Don't judge that feeemale by her exterior, under that vapid oval office shell there could be an acceptable alternative cutie! Another suspect part is the girl explaining away her hair color, like, "oh no, you've got it all wrong! I'm not really one of those dumb blondes, I'm really a redhead! (the acceptable nerd eye candy color)." Like, most girls who dye their hair blonde are totally ready to own it. You wouldn't go blonde just to avoid being confused with someone 
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Jul 6, 2013 00:27
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Double Plus Good posted:That actually makes me feel a lot better. And it does make more sense too, in the context of being kind of a moral tale for MRA/PUAs. Don't judge that feeemale by her exterior, under that vapid oval office shell there could be an acceptable alternative cutie! Another suspect part is the girl explaining away her hair color, like, "oh no, you've got it all wrong! I'm not really one of those dumb blondes, I'm really a redhead! (the acceptable nerd eye candy color)." Like, most girls who dye their hair blonde are totally ready to own it. You wouldn't go blonde just to avoid being confused with someone The hair color thing baffled me as well, and is what made me suspect that it was written by a dude. If you have naturally red hair you wouldn't dye it blond, you'd bleach it blond--and frankly, bleaching even already light hair can be terrible for it. Who would bleach their hair just to differentiate themselves from another redhead?
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Jul 6, 2013 03:03
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Palisader posted:The hair color thing baffled me as well, and is what made me suspect that it was written by a dude. If you have naturally red hair you wouldn't dye it blond, you'd bleach it blond--and frankly, bleaching even already light hair can be terrible for it. Who would bleach their hair just to differentiate themselves from another redhead? Not that anything about that story is true but red hair is almost impossible to bleach (it's got a different type of pigment than other hair colors). You can (Lindsey Lohan did it but also used a lot of extensions) but it takes a crap load of bleach to get any lightening and you usually wind up with an light orangey shade. It would take a ton of work for a lame reason like avoiding being confused with someone else.
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Jul 6, 2013 03:35
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headcas3 posted:Run human female seduction subroutine 13alpha.B Nothing says spontaneous dancing like a multi step action plan.
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Jul 6, 2013 03:45
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headcas3 posted:Run human female seduction subroutine 13alpha.B I like how he says "spontaneously go dancing" when he's obviously planning everything down to the second.
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Jul 6, 2013 03:45
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Kimmalah posted:I like how he says "spontaneously go dancing" when he's obviously planning everything down to the second. Well, I think the idea is that it would only SEEM spontaneous from her point of view. Clearly, you just aren't ready to fully comprehend the genius of his master plan. The apparently spontaneous dancing will make him seem effeminate or something? and that will lower her emotional defenses because she will feel like he is "one of the girls." That has to be it, right? I don't even know. I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.
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Jul 6, 2013 04:09
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Fathis Munk posted:And It has to do with the whole purity narrative the story has. A lot of cultures think tampons are not for ~young pur maidens~ because puttin a tampon in is exactly like stuffing a dick up there or something. They're almost impossible to find in large parts of the world as a result. I'm half surprised the girl in the story didn't exclaim on how she did NOT use tampons but has never had a period because she is so pure or something.
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Jul 6, 2013 04:14
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Dis posted:Well, I think the idea is that it would only SEEM spontaneous from her point of view. Clearly, you just aren't ready to fully comprehend the genius of his master plan. The apparently spontaneous dancing will make him seem effeminate or something? and that will lower her emotional defenses because she will feel like he is "one of the girls." Well, a lot of people do consider some forms of dancing to be a very sexually charged thing (and not just the really obvious ones). But for these guys, I'm sure it's probably some variation of the whole "peacocking" thing. "I'll show her how good I am at dancing, which will unconsciously make her realize I'm great in bed and also demonstrate my genetic fitness to her. She won't be able to resist the urge to steal my sperm! "That's just a guess on my part, but it wouldn't surprise me if they would be all over a human version of some kind of dance/ritual thing like animals do during mating season.
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Jul 6, 2013 04:49
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It came from Facebook: Reason #412 why I love my job: A lady walked into my store today and I greeted her with "hello how are you today?!" She responded with, "amazing, I'm two years breast cancer free today!" My entire store of associates and customers started cheering for her! It was amazing. Sometimes we are so overwhelmed by the little things in life that we don't enjoy the big things! I absolutely loved getting to shop with her today and loved that everyone in my store cheered as she left with a huge smile on her face!
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Jul 6, 2013 06:01
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Kimmalah posted:That's just a guess on my part, but it wouldn't surprise me if they would be all over a human version of some kind of dance/ritual thing like animals do during mating season. This, sadly, makes perfect sense. I mean, dance is, or at least can be, proto-loving. I suppose I just assumed a person like the one in this scenario would have considered it compromising in some inexplicable way. You know, to masculinity.
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Jul 6, 2013 06:34
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Dis posted:This, sadly, makes perfect sense. I mean, dance is, or at least can be, proto-loving. I suppose I just assumed a person like the one in this scenario would have considered it compromising in some inexplicable way. You know, to masculinity. Behold, the mating dance of the PUA, the Electric Slide. You know it's the only kind of dancing they know besides the Chicken Dance and the Hokey Pokey.
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Jul 6, 2013 06:51
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Just came across "FatPeopleStories". 
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Jul 6, 2013 10:47
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Kimmalah posted:I like how he says "spontaneously go dancing" when he's obviously planning everything down to the second. Including her turning him down.
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Jul 6, 2013 11:04
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NoUU posted:Just came across "FatPeopleStories". "OMG, you guys. OMG, I actually said that poo poo. I am dead serious, you guys." This has to be a troll. Has to be.
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NoUU posted:Just came across "FatPeopleStories". "you know how when an alcoholic goes into recovery, she finds out she doesn't have friends, hse has drinking buddies? I don't have friends, I have eating buddies. Now every time I order a salad I leave a swath of old acquaintances cut down in my path, all of them livid that I won't go out to the Mcdonald's with them anymore."
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