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Phobophilia posted:I've saved 20 gigs of only the finest gay porn for just these kinds of occasions.
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# ? Jul 5, 2013 12:33 |
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I play Star Trek online, and I recently received a rather spergy message in my forums inbox. quote:Nebreeki.. This is called a statement of intent. The "harassment" mentioned in the message refers to my toon dancing and "raising the roof" close to other players' toons and spawning disco balls that force all players within a certain area to start dancing. I guess some people don't appreciate disco.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 08:16 |
Have you already forwarded that to a GM/whatever the hell they use for STO? I get the feeling that a public meltdown on their forums if he were to get suspended/banned over making "real life threats" to you would be both hilarious and fittingly ironic.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 08:23 |
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Five gigs is about 30 seconds of footage, so you're probably fine
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 08:25 |
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quote:It's time for you to grow up. I'm dying over here, holy crap
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 08:26 |
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The part I enjoyed most about his message is that he has a "5 gig RAID stack" sitting in front of him. I know what those words mean, but not in the way he's using them (and 5 gigs is pathetically small). We all know just how little data 5 GB is these days, and the fact that that data is stored on a RAID is irrelevant. I guess the stack, which wouldn't really be a physical thing he could have in front of him, is just the video he took of you? I don't even know. But he sure is going to take his 5 whole gigs of data down to the courthouse in California and file a complaint against you. With his "electronic right lawyer" friend. Though out of morbid curiosity, I do kind of wonder if the notoriously stupid California legal system actually does have laws for being harassed in an MMO. I hope you told him choke on a bag of baby dicks.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 08:28 |
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Orv posted:If he got blocked you couldn't see him rage. He'll be forced to vent his anger on YouTube.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 08:33 |
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DonDoodles posted:I play Star Trek online, and I recently received a rather spergy message in my forums inbox. Did you tell him that you were really looking forward to intercourse with him?
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 08:38 |
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DonDoodles posted:The "harassment" mentioned in the message refers to my toon dancing and "raising the roof" close to other players' toons and spawning disco balls that force all players within a certain area to start dancing. I guess some people don't appreciate disco. "You honor, the plaintiff wishes the court to know that the accused did, on numerous occasions, cause the in-game avatars of an unknown number of people to dance." I'm sure it sounded better in his head.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 08:40 |
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On second thought, your response should contain nothing but the lyrics to Safety Dance.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 08:46 |
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DonDoodles posted:I play Star Trek online, and I recently received a rather spergy message in my forums inbox.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 08:58 |
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Yeah I reported it for harassment and threatening language. Normally STO's customer service rarely takes action on anything, but they do occasionally make exceptions for threats. This guy also claims that his nearly nude "orion slave girl" toon is a tribute to his mom and all the women in his life. He pays tribute to them by ERPing and dancing seductively on a virtual bar in a game. Here is my response: quote:Hello, thank you for contacting Nbreeki, proud member of Starfleet Dental.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 09:14 |
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I should point out that Star Trek Online also spawned this hilariously autistic video with a bad female voice modulator, a creepy Second Life-looking avatar staring into your very soul, badly understood legal threats, and the statement "I just want to kill these guys. If this were Florida I'd have shot them dead." Our crime? Myself and two other goons were following a guy and dropping a device that forces him to dance. This ruined his sunbathing rp. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ODkn-Pkox0 It's pretty long but the insanity is glorious.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 09:21 |
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Korgan posted:I should point out that Star Trek Online also spawned this hilariously autistic video with a bad female voice modulator, a creepy Second Life-looking avatar staring into your very soul, badly understood legal threats, and the statement "I just want to kill these guys. If this were Florida I'd have shot them dead." I think at this point what we have here is a war on Disco. I made a response video to the 20 minute abomination posted above: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrnT7RpQ9Lg Sorry for the poor quality. Youtube hosed it all up. DonDoodles fucked around with this message at 09:25 on Jul 6, 2013 |
# ? Jul 6, 2013 09:22 |
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And here's the thread that he kicked off because videogame Disco is literally assault: http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=771051 In response to his terrible, terrible video, we made a few of our own: http://youtu.be/SV807_1i6CA and http://youtu.be/RrnT7RpQ9Lg Basically, this guy threatened to actually kill us in real life, because he would totally be justified in doing so if we were in Florida. I'm not making that up, he really means that. Also, he has a terrible obsession with Wonder Woman. If you look at his other videos... ugh... Best part of that thread is that it completely turned around a bunch of pubbies into Dental supporters. By the end of it, they were trolling him harder than we were. After we hijacked the thread into a PYF Disco video thread, mods eventually shut it down.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 09:26 |
DonDoodles posted:
The gently caress? And are you planning to keep up with the "form letters" if this guy rises to the bait? I get the impression he's the type to get exponentially pissed off if he thinks you're not actually paying any attention to him, but in a way that he knows you're getting his messages.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 09:27 |
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DonDoodles posted:Yeah I reported it for harassment and threatening language. Normally STO's customer service rarely takes action on anything, but they do occasionally make exceptions for threats. Is STO free? All I want to do now is dance.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 09:28 |
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Turtlicious posted:Is STO free? All I want to do now is dance. STO is F2P, indeed. There is a summer event going on now, so if you get your toon up to level 10, rush over to the event and get as many disco balls as possible before it ends in August.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 09:30 |
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Regalingualius posted:The gently caress? Yes. He said that he modeled all of his female characters after his mother, a wonderful, beautiful, hard-working lounge singer that he admires oh so much. He then has them put on skimpy metal bikinis and grind on other people while he watches, and he was terribly upset at us for "blocking my camera angle while my character is dancing." I don't believe I can adequately describe the ocean of pubbie tears we drink from in this game with so little effort. This is truly an amazing game to troll in, and I can't recommend it highly enough. STO had a troubled start, but it has grown into something truly glorious. Also, there's jetpacks, flamethrowers, and Romulans now. Preechr fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Jul 6, 2013 |
# ? Jul 6, 2013 09:30 |
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Korgan posted:I should point out that Star Trek Online also spawned this hilariously autistic video with a bad female voice modulator, a creepy Second Life-looking avatar staring into your very soul, badly understood legal threats, and the statement "I just want to kill these guys. If this were Florida I'd have shot them dead." Probably the angriest anyone has ever gotten over something called a "Party Amplifier".
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 09:50 |
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quote:Leave people to enjoy the game the way they want to... You want to come to a SSR dance party then come.. dance with your friends. DO NOT harrass the DJ's in game avatar... DO NOT harass the other participants. This is probably my second favorite part after the 5gb raid array. Because your way of enjoying the game is not the correct way, only his way is the correct way.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 10:17 |
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Korgan posted:I should point out that Star Trek Online also spawned this hilariously autistic video with a bad female voice modulator, a creepy Second Life-looking avatar staring into your very soul, badly understood legal threats, and the statement "I just want to kill these guys. If this were Florida I'd have shot them dead." You're welcome.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 10:18 |
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Not_Log posted:This is probably my second favorite part after the 5gb raid array. Because your way of enjoying the game is not the correct way, only his way is the correct way. And both ways are indistinguishable, in truth.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 10:58 |
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duckfarts posted:Turn on auto captions.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 11:12 |
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DonDoodles posted:STO is F2P, indeed. There is a summer event going on now, so if you get your toon up to level 10, rush over to the event and get as many disco balls as possible before it ends in August. That reminds me, are the balloon's from the anniversary balloon gun still visible to everyone in the room or did they nerf it in any way?
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 14:19 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp_Que6N3y8 This guy's really weird
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 15:02 |
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Please tell me the STO kid got mental help. Edit: Are we sure he isn't just the Griefer Ascendant: Lord of all trolls? I'd really rather it be that then actual mental illness.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 15:36 |
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masam posted:Please tell me the STO kid got mental help. He is trying the puppet master thing, but no. He's nuts.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 16:02 |
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That is impressively sad. I'm about 20 pages into the madness on the forum link.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 16:10 |
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masam posted:That is impressively sad. I'm about 20 pages into the madness on the forum link. It's like the saddest, nerdiest script for Footloose.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 16:35 |
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duckfarts posted:Turn on auto captions. That's amazing. Auto caption has never failed me this hard, and it's so drat funny. "I hope was to get the players names endeavor shahab kneecap phony me around." It's like Google is trying to tell me a story. vvv Really? Wow, even better. Sammus fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Jul 6, 2013 |
# ? Jul 6, 2013 17:34 |
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That's not a girl. It's clearly a manchild with a voice modulator.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 17:38 |
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Cojawfee posted:That's not a girl. It's clearly a manchild with a voice modulator. Good work detective.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 17:40 |
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Oppenheimer posted:Good work detective. Sorry, I was replying to Sammus who edited his post to remove the girl part. If you would like, I can edit my post so you can look like an idiot too.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 17:58 |
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Unguided posted:That reminds me, are the balloon's from the anniversary balloon gun still visible to everyone in the room or did they nerf it in any way? Yeah, they were nerfed a bit. The popper still works, but it roots your toon while the popper is active and the balloon disappears after a short time so it doesn't cause lag.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 18:44 |
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Holepunchio posted:I always just assumed that the people that call other people faggots online were literally 12. Now I can only assume they're mentally 12. Its just such a disconnect to see a grown loving man message "lol owned", "fuckkkin scrub" and "faggggg" while referring to everyone else as a kid. Yea, I've always assumed people doing that where in middle to early high school and where lying when they boasted about being an adult. Really hurts my faith in humanity sometimes
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 19:11 |
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How old is the guy? Chances are he's just been calling people faggots for years now and never grew out of it because no one he knows ever took the time to say "Really? You call people faggots as a serious insult?"
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 20:16 |
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This thread is making me seriously regret leaving Star Trek Online.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 20:27 |
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Kavak posted:This thread is making me seriously regret leaving Star Trek Online. I need to get back to unhorsing people and vomiting on them while naked in Age of Wushu.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 20:38 |
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DonDoodles posted:I play Star Trek online, and I recently received a rather spergy message in my forums inbox. some startrek nerd posted:There will be no intercourse with you, no disscusion, and no debate. drat! No make up sex? That message was just so good in so many ways. Please keep us updated with how it all pans out. I think thr EVE and STO stories are probably some the best stories in this thread. They just keep getting better. Slappy Moose fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Jul 6, 2013 |
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