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trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Liar posted:

A Saitama clone with the powers of a mosquito. Well the world's hosed.

Onesuck-man?

Anyways, I tried to read One's version but, quite frankly, it's the incredible contrast between the stupid premise and the outstanding art that sells this manga to me. I really enjoy every new chapter in Saitama's never ending quest to reduce his boredom.

trucutru fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Jul 22, 2013

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Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


trucutru posted:

Onesuck-man?

The god of Yaoi has decended?

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

trucutru posted:

Onesuck-man?

This is going to be my answer for "If you could have one superpower" from now on.

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

This is going to be my answer for "If you could have one superpower" from now on.

Oglaf can be pretty good sometimes.

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

Mystic Mongol posted:

Oglaf can be pretty good sometimes.



You have failed to post the next part of this storyline.


:nws:Here:nws:

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

AtomikKrab posted:

You have failed to post the next part of this storyline.


:nws:Here:nws:

You know, I was going to reference Oglaf but I just *knew* someone would post it.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


trucutru posted:

Onesuck-man?


You can (not) suck

Thoren
May 28, 2008

AtomikKrab posted:

You have failed to post the next part of this storyline.


:nws:Here:nws:

I was honestly not expecting that to actually happen.

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Caeruleas posted:

I love Murata's art (probably?) as much as everyone else here, but is there anything else out there that's comparable? Murata has a lot of freedom because he's not chained down by page limits here, but there's stuff out there that's just as dynamic and insane in detail, right?

Oh!Great got really into the art in Air Gear. Of course half of it was borderline pornography, but the parts where he focused on super-powered rollerblades and giant robots were some of the best art I've seen in a serialized manga. Shame about how the story never held up much.

KittyEmpress
Dec 30, 2012

Jam Buddies

pandaK posted:

Oh!Great got really into the art in Air Gear. Of course half of it was borderline pornography, but the parts where he focused on super-powered rollerblades and giant robots were some of the best art I've seen in a serialized manga. Shame about how the story never held up much.

I could never keep track of the story past that one match where they apparently skated in a video game (after Obama showed up), did it ever get more comprehensible?

Brought To You By
Oct 31, 2012

KittyEmpress posted:

I could never keep track of the story past that one match where they apparently skated in a video game (after Obama showed up), did it ever get more comprehensible?

no...Barack Obama switched bodies with a young white girl last time I checked in. And moon children were threatening the world or something

Air gear always had kind of a janky plot but it went all to hell after they stopped focusing on philosophical skaters and became just another battle manga.

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
Someone insane enough to try and make sense of later air gear broke it down for me once.

I guess the one cripple dude isn't really crippled but instead has robot legs (oh and he's also the villain) and in the end his evil plan was to make the super magical perpetual energy generation skate technology of the regalia an easily accessible cheap commodity which would solve the world's energy needs but also give everyone who wanted it the crazy building destroying skatemech power.

So basically he'd save the world but it'd require humanity to be responsible for it; that's bad I guess.

After a bunch of complete nonsense battles the protagonist and bad guy agree to decide the fate of mankind with a race...down a space elevator...starting from low orbit. The protagonist wins and instead of solving the world's energy crisis he releases some sort of power from the super-regalia at the end or whatever the gently caress it was, which lets everyone on Earth fly for a few minutes with no gravity.

And I guess this is a good thing?? Then it ends with the protagonist's crew just skating around having fun. The end.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
Did they ever explain why everyone was so obsessed with roller skates?

MadHat
Mar 31, 2011

Serious Frolicking posted:

Did they ever explain why everyone was so obsessed with roller skates?

It was used as the primary method of travel in the Gravity Children Complex, cause for some reason roller skates let them move in some weird gravity conditions.

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

Fabricated posted:

Someone insane enough to try and make sense of later air gear broke it down for me once.

I guess the one cripple dude isn't really crippled but instead has robot legs (oh and he's also the villain) and in the end his evil plan was to make the super magical perpetual energy generation skate technology of the regalia an easily accessible cheap commodity which would solve the world's energy needs but also give everyone who wanted it the crazy building destroying skatemech power.

So basically he'd save the world but it'd require humanity to be responsible for it; that's bad I guess.

After a bunch of complete nonsense battles the protagonist and bad guy agree to decide the fate of mankind with a race...down a space elevator...starting from low orbit. The protagonist wins and instead of solving the world's energy crisis he releases some sort of power from the super-regalia at the end or whatever the gently caress it was, which lets everyone on Earth fly for a few minutes with no gravity.

And I guess this is a good thing?? Then it ends with the protagonist's crew just skating around having fun. The end.

Basically, the bad guy was going to give everyone free electricity to cure the world's energy crisis, which is welfare. And welfare is bad because it encourages everyone to be greedy jerks.

So libertarian ubermench protagonist challenges the simpering liberal poo poo to the ultimate race to demonstrate his own natural superiority, and then he uses the infinite energy tower to let everyone float for a few minutes before it's destroyed, so they'll all be inspired to bootstrap themselves into better lives instead of having the energy crisis solved for them.

Also obama was a secret Kenyan, and eventually steals the body of a teenage girl, leaving her to rule america in his body while he runs off to rollerblade and hit on boys. They never trade back.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110

Mystic Mongol posted:

Basically, the bad guy was going to give everyone free electricity to cure the world's energy crisis, which is welfare. And welfare is bad because it encourages everyone to be greedy jerks.

So libertarian ubermench protagonist challenges the simpering liberal poo poo to the ultimate race to demonstrate his own natural superiority, and then he uses the infinite energy tower to let everyone float for a few minutes before it's destroyed, so they'll all be inspired to bootstrap themselves into better lives instead of having the energy crisis solved for them.

Also obama was a secret Kenyan, and eventually steals the body of a teenage girl, leaving her to rule america in his body while he runs off to rollerblade and hit on boys. They never trade back.

I... I think I want to read Air Gear now.

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice
Don't read it in front of anyone who's opinion you care about.

Chalupa Picada
Jan 13, 2009

Mystic Mongol posted:

Basically, the bad guy was going to give everyone free electricity to cure the world's energy crisis, which is welfare. And welfare is bad because it encourages everyone to be greedy jerks.

So libertarian ubermench protagonist challenges the simpering liberal poo poo to the ultimate race to demonstrate his own natural superiority, and then he uses the infinite energy tower to let everyone float for a few minutes before it's destroyed, so they'll all be inspired to bootstrap themselves into better lives instead of having the energy crisis solved for them.

This is especially funny, considering if I remember correctly, the main character was basically handed everything for free without actually doing anything any of it. Granted, it's a pretty fantastic depiction of actual libertarians in that case.

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice
No, see, he loved the sensation of flying so much it inspired him to be given all kinds of crazy rollerblade stuff. So when everyone else is shown how awesome floating about is, they'll also be inspired to be given crazy rollerblading stuff.

(The whole series isn't exactly a comedy? But it's definitely a high-level parody)

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
The hell does Air Gear have to do with Onepunch-man?

Make it's own thread. :colbert:

Don't get me wrong, Air Gear is stupid fun but wouldn't it benefit more if had it's own thread to discuss the craziness?

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011

I think Saitama would like free electricity. That means one less bill he has to pay.

Liar
Dec 14, 2003

Smarts > Wisdom

Level Slide posted:

I think Saitama would like free electricity. That means one less bill he has to pay.

In five seconds he could crank a week's worth of electricity out of a hand-cranked generator.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Level Slide posted:

I think Saitama would like free electricity. That means one less bill he has to pay.

I thought about this a while ago, but what does Saitama do for money?

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Shadow0 posted:

I thought about this a while ago, but what does Saitama do for money?

Now that he's a registered Hero, I'd presume that he gets a stipend or allowance from the Heroes' Association. Before that, he was probably living off his savings from the days when he was still a salaryman.

Carnival47
Jul 21, 2004
I think Genos also pays Saitama's rent.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

JosephWongKS posted:

Now that he's a registered Hero, I'd presume that he gets a stipend or allowance from the Heroes' Association. Before that, he was probably living off his savings from the days when he was still a salaryman.

He was a failed salaryman. He never successfully got a job, and then immediately began his arduous training regimen after fighting the crab guy.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Serious Frolicking posted:

He was a failed salaryman. He never successfully got a job, and then immediately began his arduous training regimen after fighting the crab guy.

Speaking of which, when will mecha-crabrante show up?

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

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Grimey Drawer

Carnival47 posted:

I think Genos also pays Saitama's rent.

He probably makes him pay for everything.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

PaganGoatPants posted:

He probably makes him pay for everything.

Nah, Genos probably quickly offers to pay for everything before Saitama actually says anything. Saitama kinda follows along in this "uhh well sure dude, thanks" sort of way.

Condiv posted:

Speaking of which, when will mecha-crabrante show up?

Crabrante is in prison and will escape with other disgruntled villains who were also defeated by Saitama to try and take him out and regain their mojo :v:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
Ha ha, you say that like Saitama leaves any monsters alive.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

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Grimey Drawer

Serious Frolicking posted:

Ha ha, you say that like Saitama leaves any monsters alive.

Sonic Sound of Speed!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

PaganGoatPants posted:

Sonic Sound of Speed!

He hasn't killed any humans, no.

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

PaganGoatPants posted:

Sonic Sound of Speed!

Sonic's a human and not a "monster", though. I don't think Saitama's actually killed any humans in the series so far.


AnonSpore posted:

Nah, Genos probably quickly offers to pay for everything before Saitama actually says anything. Saitama kinda follows along in this "uhh well sure dude, thanks" sort of way.

It's actually kind of heartwarming how completely and utterly Genos hero-worships Saitama. Even if no one else recognises Saitama's greatness, his disciple always will.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


JosephWongKS posted:

Even if no one else recognises Saitama's greatness, his disciple always will.

There was that one guy who reviewed Saitama's file when he registered as a hero.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Carnival47 posted:

I think Genos also pays Saitama's rent.

Even if that were the case, Genos came into Saitama's life pretty recently.

JosephWongKS posted:

Now that he's a registered Hero, I'd presume that he gets a stipend or allowance from the Heroes' Association. Before that, he was probably living off his savings from the days when he was still a salaryman.

Saitama repeatedly states he is only doing heroing as a hobby, so you know he's not making money off it.

Even if we assume he were a successful salaryman, living in a Japanese city is hyper expensive, he can't live off his savings.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Shadow0 posted:

Even if we assume he were a successful salaryman, living in a Japanese city is hyper expensive, he can't live off his savings.

This is why the eat-3-meals-a-day part of Saitama's training was the most difficult part.

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

Shadow0 posted:

Saitama repeatedly states he is only doing heroing as a hobby, so you know he's not making money off it.

Even if we assume he were a successful salaryman, living in a Japanese city is hyper expensive, he can't live off his savings.

That's why he lives in an abandoned building in an industrial zone no one else does and only shops when there's a sale, and dresses himself from things a thrift shop throws out. He's basically a squatter hobo, I could totally see him living for a few years on his tiny savings like that.

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax

international owl day posted:

Could just be the damage from his self-inflicted slap. And the face he makes after slapping himself in the temple.."You're dead, motherfucker, DEAD."

Can Saitama throw a punch so fast that not even he can dodge it?

7c Nickel
Apr 27, 2008
They covered at least part of his cash situation.



He's not squatting and Genos is paying to be a live in butler.

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Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

7c Nickel posted:

They covered at least part of his cash situation.



He's not squatting and Genos is paying to be a live in butler.

Where does Genos get all this money? I guess they might explain it later in some kind of twist. But it still doesn't answer what Saitama was doing before this.

And honestly, even if Saitama is crazy strong, what does Genos hope to learn? He is a cyborg. He can't really train his body, and the mechanics of his body are likely at least somewhat foreign to the human form so even things like the right way to throw a punch might be different for him.

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