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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Lord Lambeth posted:

I believe they kept it in after it was found because it was funny.

With Bethesda it can really go either way.

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Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

With Bethesda it can really go either way.

Todd Howard did an interview where he said he thought it was funny, because I guess other people at Bethesda were kind of upset about the whole thing once it got out there. But I think they have patched it so that if you put an object on someone's head, they automatically move around until it falls off. So technically it's possible still, but not really.

Polaron
Oct 13, 2010

The Oncoming Storm
Pretty sure Todd Howard said that "funny" bugs were going to be left alone unless they were gamebreaking. It's why giants are still able to launch you into near earth orbit.

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:


Polaron posted:

Pretty sure Todd Howard said that "funny" bugs were going to be left alone unless they were gamebreaking. It's why giants are still able to launch you into near earth orbit.

I wasn't aware that that was a bug and thought it was intentional this entire time. Giants are strong.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Polaron posted:

Pretty sure Todd Howard said that "funny" bugs were going to be left alone unless they were gamebreaking. It's why giants are still able to launch you into near earth orbit.

This bug also only happens if the giants kill you with their swing, so it doesn't impact gameplay at all!

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Polaron posted:

Pretty sure Todd Howard said that "funny" bugs were going to be left alone unless they were gamebreaking. It's why giants are still able to launch you into near earth orbit.

I don't think it was a definite, more of a "maybe we'll keep it."

Todd Howard posted:

I think our favorite [user made video] really is putting the buckets on the heads. It was like day two, and we went, what? Do we fix that? Our lead programmer is pissed and wants to fix it, and I said I’m not sure we should. That’s one of those where maybe we leave it in.

I know every time I've tried to do it recently the NPCs automatically move around to shake the object off their heads. I've heard other people experiencing the same thing and the wikis out there say it's been patched specifically to do this. I know they patched out at least one other funny glitch very recently (the naked couriers).

And from what I understand, the real reason the giant glitch was left in was because it would actually be really complicated to fix and it doesn't affect gameplay significantly other than being weird, so Bethesda just decided it would be easier to leave it alone. Something to do with the way the game handles damage I think. You can get a similar effect yourself if you kill enemies with one really powerful hit.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

Mom, what are you doing up there? Are you okay?



Oh poo poo! Do something Dad!


Goddammit Dad, What are you doing!? She's above you!

Mr. Whale
Apr 9, 2009
What am I looking at?

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

GeckoMissingo posted:

What am I looking at?

Start of fallout with the mom glitched up into the corner.

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011
In short you start fallout 3 being born but apparantly the woman giving birth to you (Catherine) is presently located in the ceiling.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Not sure if its a glitch or its super realistic (as I've never tried it in real-life), but in GTA 4 if you are driving and you whip out the phone camera your car stops instantly.

Cooouuusssin Neeeekkoooo

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


I think they patched that out after The Lost and The Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

If your car stalls and won't start, calling someone on your phone lets you start it up again. :science:

trunkwontopen
Apr 7, 2007
I am a CARTOON BEAR!

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

With Bethesda it can really go either way.

Yeah, could have sworn I tried that trick in Fallout 3. Or at least the ol' "carry item around the corner, out of sight, then add it to inventory" trick.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Yeah in New Vegas you could fill a bucket up with ammo in one of those stores and drag it to a spot no one could see to steal it.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Stare-Out posted:

If your car stalls and won't start, calling someone on your phone lets you start it up again. :science:
I always wondered why in the code that works.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Stare-Out posted:

If your car stalls and won't start, calling someone on your phone lets you start it up again. :science:

Anyone? I always thought it was only 911.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Coffee And Pie posted:

Anyone? I always thought it was only 911.
Yeah, once it starts ringing, your car will start right up again.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008
An attempted arrest in Sleeping Dogs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGMjfyQ_y8k

xoFcitcrA
Feb 16, 2010

took the bread and the lamb spread
Lipstick Apathy

It's like the HKPD watched the beginning of Robocop but turned it off before the part where they said that's what you're not supposed to do.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

xoFcitcrA posted:

It's like the HKPD watched the beginning of Robocop but turned it off before the part where they said that's what you're not supposed to do.
Oh gawd, Robo-Wei :aaaaa:

Occultatio
Aug 4, 2005

a massive toolclown who cannot stop causing problems
So this isn't all that "funny," I guess, except for the context: I was playing Bioshock Infinite and it had been running flawlessly -- not a single glitch or bug at all the entire game. Then, right as I hit the point where it starts transitioning from pulp adventure to horror, as the tension is starting to really ratchet up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pqImaK3UDc

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Occultatio posted:

So this isn't all that "funny," I guess, except for the context: I was playing Bioshock Infinite and it had been running flawlessly -- not a single glitch or bug at all the entire game. Then, right as I hit the point where it starts transitioning from pulp adventure to horror, as the tension is starting to really ratchet up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pqImaK3UDc

Elizabeth just really wanted to find you some cash.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008
In Just Cause 2 multiplayer, a server added "super boost" and broke the physics engine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvSIhKC8DHM

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Brother Jonathan posted:

In Just Cause 2 multiplayer, a server added "super boost" and broke the physics engine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvSIhKC8DHM

I liked the drifting bus at around 4:40. Also the landships.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

StandardVC10 posted:

I liked the drifting bus at around 4:40. Also the landships.

My personal favourite was the flying tractor. The one that had the doors flapping like tiny little wings.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:
My favorite part was the bit where the boost was set so high that every time the dude hit it his speed overflowed and he flew backwards.

PRL412
Sep 11, 2007

... ... MINE

Slime posted:

My personal favourite was the flying tractor. The one that had the doors flapping like tiny little wings.

Ditto

http://i.minus.com/ibuD569OXUVlyW.gif (7+ mb)

Build-a-Boar
Feb 11, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
Sorry for the lovely quality, I had no capture card when I got this. On Fallout 3, if you put bodies in doorways and repeatedly open and close the door on them eventually they just kinda.. go a bit weird. No idea what led me to this discovery but I was glad to find it because I pissed myself laughing at it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LToxFKXJZPM

Gotta Wear Shades
Jul 25, 2013

Learn to hoist a jack,
Learn to lay a track
Learn to pick and shovel too
And take my hammer, it'll do anything you tell it to

Brother Jonathan posted:

In Just Cause 2 multiplayer, a server added "super boost" and broke the physics engine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvSIhKC8DHM

I love it when the person who edits the video takes the time to add in highly complementary music to a montage.

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Skyrim again, but it's an example of a kind of quirk I really enjoy: the game doing something awkward to fulfill a very basic request because something else is going wrong. I mean, hey, why wouldn't an enemy want to keep a constant eye on you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEgbZf_y94k

trunkwontopen
Apr 7, 2007
I am a CARTOON BEAR!

Gotta Wear Shades posted:

Skyrim again, but it's an example of a kind of quirk I really enjoy: the game doing something awkward to fulfill a very basic request because something else is going wrong. I mean, hey, why wouldn't an enemy want to keep a constant eye on you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEgbZf_y94k

I wonder why something like that couldn't work in Fallout 3/NV. I constantly tried to get people's heads all screwy when they were talking to me, and I could move around.

From the same channel:
Arma 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF10oGaT8yg

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Gotta Wear Shades posted:

Skyrim again, but it's an example of a kind of quirk I really enjoy: the game doing something awkward to fulfill a very basic request because something else is going wrong. I mean, hey, why wouldn't an enemy want to keep a constant eye on you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEgbZf_y94k

Must be related to this dog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHw1qhY9KbI

MissMarple
Aug 26, 2008

:ms:


It was the most fabulous battle.

dirby
Sep 21, 2004


Helping goons with math
The speedrun thread seems more about live/published speedruns, and it's the glitch that's relevant here. There's a new TAS submission for Yoshi's Island, and the glitch it uses is pretty crazy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFLbk8QlQw8
link to above youtube video

Rough explanation if you don't want to read through the submission description jargon: when you take an egg from a rat while it's in the air and then despawn it by moving far offscreen before it lands and "realizes" you have taken the egg, you now have a nothingness glitch in your egg inventory. When you complete a level, it has to check what to do with your eggs/keys/other items, but if you have a glitch there, you jump to a place in memory based on something (I think they can get it to be Yoshi's x-coordinate). The problem is that the x-coordinate of the goal ring isn't in the right place, so the glitch uses a shyguy to somehow alter the tongue-ability of the goal, to mess up the scrolling, so that when the goal resets, Yoshi has the right coordinate to jump to controller input, which can be used to end the game immediately.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
Nah, the speedrun thread is for all speedrun-related discussions (especially neat new tricks and glitches). Feel free to post stuff like that in there.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


trunkwontopen posted:

I wonder why something like that couldn't work in Fallout 3/NV. I constantly tried to get people's heads all screwy when they were talking to me, and I could move around.

From the same channel:
Arma 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF10oGaT8yg

I don't know, Fallout New Vegas has some pretty screwy head stuff going on. Dragon Age does it better though.

Kush Limbaugh
Oct 10, 2012

http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Planepacked

More Dwarf Fortress shenanigans: this one dwarf goes crazy and spends a year to create an artifact whose description is multiple pages long containing what would appear to be the entire history of the world in which it was created, is made up of 14 different materials, and contains 73 different images of itself.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Watson! posted:

http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Planepacked

More Dwarf Fortress shenanigans: this one dwarf goes crazy and spends a year to create an artifact whose description is multiple pages long containing what would appear to be the entire history of the world in which it was created, is made up of 14 different materials, and contains 73 different images of itself.

This confirms two theories I have about Dwarf Fortress: it is more fun reading about it than playing it, and that the bugs are more interesting than the things that work.

RandomNinja
Sep 14, 2011

Protector of the innocent, assassin of the unjust, and a lover of delicious, sweet, creamy Ice cream.
Similar to the Lucian Lachance glitch where he's standing on his horse, but this one is much more mysterious to me since it's the main character in sleeping dogs and a motorcycle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLO4S1MWZNs

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Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice
I've got a picture of it on my computer at home, but I was playing Diablo 2 once and had a glitch with my Assassin. The class gimmick is that you have combo moves that build to a finisher - you use the combo move several times to build up charges, then get a bigger finishing effect based on how many you've stored up. One of my abilities was just supposed to make a small explosion and cause some area effect damage, but it bugged out and each level of the skill increased the area of effect seemingly exponentially, which meant every finisher caused the entire screen to explode in a massive firestorm, killing enemies two screens away and basically earning me a level every time I unleashed it.

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