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User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)

Alouicious posted:

To be fair, the Mondo backlash got old months ago and now it's just annoying.

It's not just backlash, Mondo is poo poo and always has been.

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Geekboy
Aug 21, 2005

Now that's what I call a geekMAN!

User-Friendly posted:

It's not just backlash, Mondo is poo poo and always has been.

This is it exactly.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Alouicious posted:

To be fair, the Mondo backlash got old months ago and now it's just annoying.

So even if Mondo posters still suck (they do) are we supposed to pretend we like them just to be current?

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
Christ, people, could you all be a little more hyperbolic? The incesant bitching about every single solitary Mondo poster that comes out in this thread is ridiculous, and BBS (and others) are not wrong for pointing it out. Mondo makes a lot of poo poo posters. A -lot.- But every now and then, a good one does come out. Acting like every single Mondo poster ever produced and ever will be produced is a piece of poo poo is absolutely ridiculous.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Wendell posted:

Uh oh, it's the backlash backlash.

I own quite a few Mondo posters, so yeah, I dislike the backlash. Some of the posters are not good, sure. but the ones I have on my wall sure are beautiful, so I don't think the company is the shithole most of you folks seem to think it is, and this poo poo

Geekboy posted:

User-Friendly posted:

It's not just backlash, Mondo is poo poo and always has been.
This is it exactly.

is piss rear end annoying.

TheBigBudgetSequel fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Jul 25, 2013

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

I own quite a few Mondo posters, so yeah, I dislike the backlash. Some of the posters are not good, sure. but the ones I have on my wall sure are beautiful, so I don't think the company is the shithole most of you folks seem to think it is.

Seriously. Not once has anyone walked into my house and gone "Wow what is that stupid poo poo" when they see my framed posters. Most of them spend a good few minutes staring at them and asking where they can get one, and get noticeably upset when you explain Mondo's system to them.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
I had no idea people felt this strongly about promotional material. I haven't felt any emotion that strong in months.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

I like some of their posters (Olly Moss's are usually good), dislike a much higher percentage, and really, really hate their business model.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Noxville posted:

I like some of their posters (Olly Moss's are usually good), dislike a much higher percentage, and really, really hate their business model.

Their business model isn't great, I'll give you that.

But people in here see a Mondo poster and go "UGH LOOK AT THIS UGLY PIECE OF poo poo" and while yes, some are ugly pieces of poo poo, they dismis the good ones just as easily, and there are some loving good ones. I wouldn't have bought their Mummy poster if it wasn't loving beautiful.

echoplex
Mar 5, 2008

Stainless Style

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

Their business model isn't great, I'll give you that.

But people in here see a Mondo poster and go "UGH LOOK AT THIS UGLY PIECE OF poo poo" and while yes, some are ugly pieces of poo poo, they dismis the good ones just as easily, and there are some loving good ones. I wouldn't have bought their Mummy poster if it wasn't loving beautiful.

both sides are forgetting subjectivity and something something beholder

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Some Mondo posters are good, some aren't, but their business model is the stupidest goddamn thing. I'm surprised that nobody sells "replicas" like they do with sneakers and purses.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
How about someone post a good Mondo poster? I'd like to see an example

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Ez posted:

How about someone post a good Mondo poster? I'd like to see an example

I have this and it's gorgeous.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Ez posted:

How about someone post a good Mondo poster? I'd like to see an example

I have this proudly on my wall.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

I have this proudly on my wall.



Boris Karloff looms menacingly over Michael Chiklis in drag.

Parachute
May 18, 2003

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

I have this proudly on my wall.



I really love the Creature From the Black Lagoon Mondo poster.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Ez posted:

How about someone post a good Mondo poster? I'd like to see an example

I was going through their archives finding like a bunch that I really liked but realised that on posting them here everyone would nitpick details that shows why they're actually crap.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

After Argo won best picture Ben Affleck wrote a thank-you note to my boss for the campaign on this poster...





I thought that was a pretty cool gesture.

Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

Jedit posted:

Who? Fernando Reza, or Xealot?

Fernando Reza. Which sucks; he has some cool looking stuff, but also is apparently a scumbag.


I still really want the Mondo poster for Jodorowsky's Dune. It's kind of awesome. They're not all terrible, just some of them.

Xealot fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jul 25, 2013

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Ez posted:

How about someone post a good Mondo poster? I'd like to see an example





Xealot posted:

Fernando Reza. Which sucks; he has some cool looking stuff, but also is apparently a scumbag.


I still really want the Mondo poster for Jodorowsky's Dune. It's kind of awesome. They're not all terrible, just some of them.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

kiimo posted:

After Argo won best picture Ben Affleck wrote a thank-you note to my boss for the campaign on this poster...





I thought that was a pretty cool gesture.

Is that supposed to be like a poster for the fake movie Ben Affleck is making? That's super clever.

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax


Old cool actors in Metro 2033 I guess?



Oh god, here we go...

Jefferoo fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Jul 26, 2013

G-III
Mar 4, 2001



In classic 1980s direct-to-video fashion, the actual movie fails to live up to the poster artwork:

http://youtu.be/yC58N_Uwec0

Biff Rockgroin
Jun 17, 2005

Go to commercial!




I got this from Mondo years ago, I don't care what anyone thinks, it's awesome.

Although I will say the majority of Mondo posters are crap, and the false scarcity thing pisses me off.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Jefferoo posted:



Oh god, here we go...

Mako looks like Miss Swan.

He looka like a Kaiju.

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン
Is that Gispy Danger's shoulder or Hannibal Chau?

edit: it's a shoulder! ron perlman doesn't have a 34 tattoo on his face.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

G-III posted:



In classic 1980s direct-to-video fashion, the actual movie fails to live up to the poster artwork:

http://youtu.be/yC58N_Uwec0

I think the movie looks much more interesting than the poster, mainly because the lead isn't some muscle-bound white guy but a doughy middle-aged Chinese man.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
'Man, Jean Reno is looking grizzled these da-oh no poor Laurence Fishburne'

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.


I own this and it is amazing.

G-III
Mar 4, 2001

Cacator posted:

I think the movie looks much more interesting than the poster, mainly because the lead isn't some muscle-bound white guy but a doughy middle-aged Chinese man.
Yes but the movie isn't about some crazy shirtless buffed out hobo who goes around punching people in the dick with his giganto mutant fist. This disappoints me.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

^^^^ Hahaha, we were thinking the same thing.


G-III posted:



In classic 1980s direct-to-video fashion, the actual movie fails to live up to the poster artwork:

http://youtu.be/yC58N_Uwec0

What I want to know is, who the hell is that guy on the poster, and why is he not punching everyone in the groin?

schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

G-III posted:



In classic 1980s direct-to-video fashion, the actual movie fails to live up to the poster artwork:

http://youtu.be/yC58N_Uwec0

Thank you Internet for making my brain immediately associate that image with porn. His fist is enormous.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

He reminds me of that German arm wrestling champ with the one giant arm.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.


Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Jefferoo posted:



Old cool actors in Metro 2033 I guess?

This looks like a Syfy original movie poster.

casa de mi padre
Sep 3, 2012
Black people are the real racists!

G-III posted:



In classic 1980s direct-to-video fashion, the actual movie fails to live up to the poster artwork:

http://youtu.be/yC58N_Uwec0
"I hope you left enough room (on this poster) for my fist!"

Also there's like 10 really good Mondo posters. Their scarcity business model sort of implies that you're buying a "luxury" or "collector's" item. They put out too many bad posters for their business model. If they were a normal poster shop nobody would care that they had a bunch of mediocre posters for sale.

Why do people buy them anyway? Because people have no taste and people want things that are hard to get.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Jefferoo posted:



Old cool actors in Metro 2033 I guess?


I had this as "generic, passable" until I got to the three actors photoshopped at the end of the bridge running with what looks like a very, very dumb expression on Fishburne's face and now it's just stupid.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

I thought the movie was unsubtle about this but this poster is somehow even less subtle!

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Jefferoo posted:



Old cool actors in Metro 2033 I guess?

I'm surprised Ice Cube wasn't cast in Another Day After Tomorrow.

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



casa de mi padre posted:

Why do people buy them anyway? Because people have no taste and people want things that are hard to get.

Yep, that is the only reason we buy them. It has nothing to do with us liking the movies or how some of them look. We are so simple minded that we act on the instinct of buying everything Mondo cause it's so hard to get.

You're a jackass.

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