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moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Bolek posted:

It would be fantastic if they had QI on Netflix.

Most if not all of it was on YouTube organized and in rather high quality last I checked.

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Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!
Speaking of superhero movies, Super was hosed up.

Oh and I watched Goonies last night on Prime.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

moller posted:

Most if not all of it was on YouTube organized and in rather high quality last I checked.

Yeah they do. Netflix probably won't get it. I guess it's hard to license all the media they use outside the uk.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

BigRed0427 posted:

I used the new recommend feature and it has me watching Rob Roy starring Liam Neeson. I never heard of it but i'm a half hour in and all that has really happened is Liam Neeson bought some sheep.

Edit: I think I know where Mel Gibson got his inspiration for the main villain for The Patriot from. This movie does everything it can to make Tim Roth's character unlikable as possible and it's loving annoying.

Overall, pretty ridiculous and not as awesome as Liam Neeson as a Scottish Clan leader in the 1700's sounds. I feel like if I get to see Liam in a kilt and waving a sword, then we better be able to make a small pyramid of heads at the end of it. Also, i'm looking at the recommendations. Last of the Mohegans and Man In The Iron Mask and Bravehart. You don't really see movies like these anymore at least as major releases.

Rob Roy is a pretty decent movie (a lot better than Braveheart if we are comparing movies from 1995 where non-Scots play famous Scottish heroes), but the sword fight at the end is incredible.

FLEXBONER
Apr 27, 2009

Esto es un infierno. Estoy en el infierno.

marktheando posted:

Rob Roy is a pretty decent movie (a lot better than Braveheart if we are comparing movies from 1995 where non-Scots play famous Scottish heroes), but the sword fight at the end is incredible.

Yeah, the final duel is basically the entire reason that movie exists.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
It can't be underestimated, it's worth sitting through Rob Roy just for that swordfight. It's amazing.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

BigRed0427 posted:

Now i'm watching Mystery Men, thanks to Netflix Max. Hey, remember when Superhero movies use to be fun and didn't take themselves to seriously? Mystery Men remembers.

I would love to see the reactions of people who were too young to see Tim Burton's Batman, and are only old enough to remember the more recent super hero movies.

They would probably straight up think it was a farce, but to be sure kids in our generation took that poo poo seriously even though it had a slice of comedy.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Well you guys sound like you're underselling the rest of the movie now. It's pretty good. Don't go to youtube and spoil the fight because its fun to see the protagonist develop as the story goes. Also you get to see the villain be a real son of a bitch a bunch of times. Which makes the last fight all the more sweeter.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

I don't want to post in the House of Cards thread because I'm not done with the series and I don't want to get spoiled, but I'm a couple episodes in and really liking it so far.

Zohn
Jul 21, 2006

Trust me, pinko, you ain't half he-man enough for Mickey Spillane's Rye Whisky.


Grimey Drawer
I'm also 3 or 4 episodes into House of Cards, and have enjoyed it a lot so far.

I really need to finish it because I have a bunch of thoughts in my head about the how the two versions compare that I would like to put down in an effort post but I'm not sure if it's stuff that's been covered in its thread: parliamentary politics vs capitol hill, skewering of Thatcher era government vs modern American down and dirty internal party politics and legislative feet-dragging, PR firm vs Web 2.0 parodies, etc.

It's funny though, while this is so much of a grittier and darker (and far more realistic) look at politics then The West Wing, I feel like TWW is still substantially deeper and has more to say.

Buttt... HoC has such great acting and writing and is so pretty to look at that I don't mind that it is a bit shallow.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

BigRed0427 posted:

I used the new recommend feature and it has me watching Rob Roy starring Liam Neeson. I never heard of it but i'm a half hour in and all that has really happened is Liam Neeson bought some sheep.

Edit: I think I know where Mel Gibson got his inspiration for the main villain for The Patriot from. This movie does everything it can to make Tim Roth's character unlikable as possible and it's loving annoying.

Overall, pretty ridiculous and not as awesome as Liam Neeson as a Scottish Clan leader in the 1700's sounds. I feel like if I get to see Liam in a kilt and waving a sword, then we better be able to make a small pyramid of heads at the end of it. Also, i'm looking at the recommendations. Last of the Mohegans and Man In The Iron Mask and Bravehart. You don't really see movies like these anymore at least as major releases.

If only it had more action so it wouldn't be such as boring movie.

Beauyaka
Aug 16, 2005
!i!i!
If anyone else is interested in pre-Sherlock Benedict Cumberbatch, To the Ends of the Earth is a well-made period drama/adventure (3 90-minute parts) that takes place entirely on a voyage from England to Australia. C-batch plays the poncy lordy-do main character Talbot and the story is full of interesting situations where he gets injured. Plenty of reasons to be downright thankful for airplanes.

My wife was pleased that there were several Cumber-butt shots as well.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

etalian posted:

If only it had more action so it wouldn't be such as boring movie.

Thinking about it more and your right, It is wrong of me to judge Rob Roy like that. It's not an action movie and it's not trying to be. I picked to see a Liam Neeson movie and expected something like Taken. I'm pretty sure Liam Neeson as an action star wasn't really established until that movie came out. (I'm sure someone can prove me wrong on this) And that final fight scene is really awesome.

Rough Lobster posted:

Well you guys sound like you're underselling the rest of the movie now. It's pretty good. Don't go to youtube and spoil the fight because its fun to see the protagonist develop as the story goes. Also you get to see the villain be a real son of a bitch a bunch of times. Which makes the last fight all the more sweeter.

But I still didn't like it because of the villain. He is such a cartoon character. There is a twenty minuet stretch in this film where they do everything they can to make Tim Roth unlikable as possible and it's just ridiculous. I still stand by my comparison to William Tavington from The Patriot.

Doctor Butts posted:

I would love to see the reactions of people who were too young to see Tim Burton's Batman, and are only old enough to remember the more recent super hero movies.

They would probably straight up think it was a farce, but to be sure kids in our generation took that poo poo seriously even though it had a slice of comedy.

Tim Burton's Batman is weird to watch today even as someone who saw it around the time it came out. It really looks like a live action version of B:TAS. Now that I think about it Mystery Men feels like it's trying to copy that style as well. Champion City itself might be my favorite part of it.

BigRed0427 fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Jul 30, 2013

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
How long has Atlas Shrugged Part 2 been on Instant?

Because boy, if you like stupid terrible garbage...

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Wolfsheim posted:

How long has Atlas Shrugged Part 2 been on Instant?

Because boy, if you like stupid terrible garbage...

Is Part one available? Because when I want to watch a train wreck, I want to see the whole thing.

Anonymous Robot
Jun 1, 2007

Lost his leg in Robo War I
There's such rich irony in Objectivists being unable to make an appealing product to disseminate their message.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

BigRed0427 posted:

Is Part one available? Because when I want to watch a train wreck, I want to see the whole thing.

I haven't seen the movies, but do we even see the trains wreck in the train wreck?

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Chichevache posted:

I haven't seen the movies, but do we even see the trains wreck in the train wreck?

I don't know because I was playing video games during most of it, but they do have that part from the book where the train operator is all "Hey this train's on fire or something we probably shouldn't use it?" and the liberal socialist politician is all "I'M VERY IMPORTANT MAKE TRAIN MOVE PEON" and then the dumb socialist boss gives them the go-ahead and then not only does the train crash in a tunnel, but it does so in a head-on collision with a second train, which makes the fact that it was originally on fire kind of a secondary concern. This is shortly before President Ray Wise outlaws (1)money (2)inventions (3)being able to quit your job.

I can definitely confirm that you do see a CGI plane crash that would not be out of place in an Asylum film, though.

Honestly, even if you were a hardcore libertarian it would be hard to enjoy this because most of it ranges between lazily stupid and straight-up tedious. Like, sure, there's scenes of people extolling the virtues of capitalism and John Galt lurking in shadows like some kind of randian Batman, but it's mostly sandwiched between dead-faced actors reciting exposition at each other.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

BigRed0427 posted:

Is Part one available? Because when I want to watch a train wreck, I want to see the whole thing.

Both parts are up, and they are both hilarious.

Game Over: Kasparov and the Machine is a great documentary that leans a little heavy on :tinfoil: but also presents things in such a way that you end up believing Kasparov and his :tinfoil: because IBM did some really weird shady poo poo.

I Like Killing Flies is a documentary about a cool philosophical foul-mouthed owner of a tiny restaurant in Greenwich Village that will make you so loving hungry you don't even know.

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

precision posted:

I Like Killing Flies is a documentary about a cool philosophical foul-mouthed owner of a tiny restaurant in Greenwich Village that will make you so loving hungry you don't even know.

I watched this and vaguely enjoyed it, but for whatever reason had a hard time focusing on it. There's been a lot of talk in the thread lately about whether or not you should play games or use your laptop while watching a movie, but I just couldn't help myself during this one. Interesting enough that I didn't want to turn it off, but it just didn't engage me.

casa de mi padre
Sep 3, 2012
Black people are the real racists!

Zohn posted:

I'm also 3 or 4 episodes into House of Cards, and have enjoyed it a lot so far.

I really need to finish it because I have a bunch of thoughts in my head about the how the two versions compare that I would like to put down in an effort post but I'm not sure if it's stuff that's been covered in its thread: parliamentary politics vs capitol hill, skewering of Thatcher era government vs modern American down and dirty internal party politics and legislative feet-dragging, PR firm vs Web 2.0 parodies, etc.
I feel like the American House of Cards is less interesting than the British one solely because Kevin Spacey just isn't evil enough. Don't worry, he does some evil stuff, but he doesn't revel in it like the protagonist in the British series. Maybe he'll get more overtly evil in future seasons.

I just want one show where the protagonist is a complete bastard and the show doesn't try to make you feel guilty for cheering for him.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Yeah, Kevin Spacey's way of playing evil is "I'm a bad wittle boy." Which is fine, I guess but come on.

CPFortest
Jun 2, 2009

Did you not pour me out like milk, and curdle me like cheese?
House of Cards is a fun show with one really great episode, but that's about it really.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
As first seasons go, House of Cards was pretty great. I mean, if you're comparing the only season (so far) of a show to a fleshed out show (like TWW) with fully developed characters and plots, it's gonna seem underwhelming. I mean, I guess we have no choice but to do that, but its not exactly fair.

Devil Wears Wings
Jul 17, 2006

Look ye upon the wages of diet soda and weep, for it is society's fault.

penismightier posted:

It's pretty great for like 15 minutes. That Adam and Eve segment is loving unwatchable.

How does it feel to be really, really wrong? :colbert:

In all seriousness, the Adam and Eve story was actually my favorite part of the film. The ending almost had me in tears.

Hitch
Jul 1, 2012

Anonymous Robot posted:

There's such rich irony in Objectivists being unable to make an appealing product to disseminate their message.

Agreed, I always thought that was a cheap plot tool to push their message: They were successful because they had a brand new type of steel never used before which proves Objectivism.

Cart. Horse. All their work ahead of them.

cloudchamber
Aug 6, 2010

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine

Devil Wears Wings posted:

How does it feel to be really, really wrong? :colbert:

In all seriousness, the Adam and Eve story was actually my favorite part of the film. The ending almost had me in tears.

I wouldn't call it unwatchable, but it goes on far longer than it needs to and gets really tedious after the first five minutes.

cloudchamber fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Jul 30, 2013

Anonymous Robot
Jun 1, 2007

Lost his leg in Robo War I

Hitch posted:

Agreed, I always thought that was a cheap plot tool to push their message: They were successful because they had a brand new type of steel never used before which proves Objectivism.

Cart. Horse. All their work ahead of them.

I was actually referring to the movie, Atlas Shrugged, being designed for the express purpose of spreading Objectivism and going over like a lead balloon in glorious free market because it was just a bad movie.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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Anonymous Robot posted:

I was actually referring to the movie, Atlas Shrugged, being designed for the express purpose of spreading Objectivism and going over like a lead balloon in glorious free market because it was just a bad movie.

I used to work with a guy who was a hardcore objectivist but also called himself a Christian. He blamed the movie failing not on the voice of the Free Market but on a conspiracy of liberal Hollywood actors not taking parts in it. Brad Pitt didn't stay away from that movie because of LIEBERALISM, he did it because he could make a lot more money doing almost anything else. The objectivist was mad at the guy for wanting to maximize his profit.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I still think the first season of House of Cards was amazing and am surprised at (the extent of) the backlash. As far as "first seasons of things" I'd put it up there with Mad Men no problem.

CPFortest
Jun 2, 2009

Did you not pour me out like milk, and curdle me like cheese?
I think it's fine if people are putting it on the level of current prestige shows like Mad Men, Breaking Bad, or Homeland. I just found House of Cards to be light and disposable in its own weird way.

It might have something to do with the middle aged anti-hero protagonist becoming formulaic at this point.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

I watched the first couple of episodes of House of Cards but didn't get into it for reasons I can't quite put my finger on. It was well shot, well acted, but I couldn't be bothered with it.

Baron von Eevl posted:

I used to work with a guy who was a hardcore objectivist but also called himself a Christian. He blamed the movie failing not on the voice of the Free Market but on a conspiracy of liberal Hollywood actors not taking parts in it. Brad Pitt didn't stay away from that movie because of LIEBERALISM, he did it because he could make a lot more money doing almost anything else. The objectivist was mad at the guy for wanting to maximize his profit.

Wait, I've not read any Rand, but wasn't she an atheist who despised religious people?

Devil Wears Wings
Jul 17, 2006

Look ye upon the wages of diet soda and weep, for it is society's fault.

marktheando posted:

Wait, I've not read any Rand, but wasn't she an atheist who despised religious people?

Yup; Objectivism and Christianity are pretty much completely at odds with each other to boot, since the latter emphasizes charity and empowering the downtrodden. That doesn't stop people from trying to reconcile the two, though - just look at the "prosperity gospel" movement, where God rewards good people with riches and the poor are considered morally deficient. Because that's totally what a guy who hung out with lepers and prostitutes would say.

Basically, Objectivists are The Worst People, and religious Objectivists are pretty drat ignorant to boot.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

marktheando posted:

I watched the first couple of episodes of House of Cards but didn't get into it for reasons I can't quite put my finger on. It was well shot, well acted, but I couldn't be bothered with it.


Wait, I've not read any Rand, but wasn't she an atheist who despised religious people?

Yes. I believe she was also on welfare at one point because Ayn Rand is scum and her "philosophy" is in the Hitler realms of evil.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

Devil Wears Wings posted:

Yup; Objectivism and Christianity are pretty much completely at odds with each other to boot, since the latter emphasizes charity and empowering the downtrodden. That doesn't stop people from trying to reconcile the two, though - just look at the "prosperity gospel" movement, where God rewards good people with riches and the poor are considered morally deficient. Because that's totally what a guy who hung out with lepers and prostitutes would say.

Basically, Objectivists are The Worst People, and religious Objectivists are pretty drat ignorant to boot.

I'd love to hear them twist "The first shall be last and the last shall be first" and "Easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven"

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Mahoning posted:

I'd love to hear them twist "The first shall be last and the last shall be first" and "Easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven"

The standard evil capitalist Christian justification for the latter is that the 'Eye of the Needle' was a name for one of the gates in Jerusalem and it was a bit narrow, but getting a camel thought there was totally doable, if a little tricky.

There is no evidence for this, of course. No records at all of 'Eye of the Needle' ever being used as a name for a gate.

casa de mi padre
Sep 3, 2012
Black people are the real racists!

CPFortest posted:

I think it's fine if people are putting it on the level of current prestige shows like Mad Men, Breaking Bad, or Homeland. I just found House of Cards to be light and disposable in its own weird way.

It might have something to do with the middle aged anti-hero protagonist becoming formulaic at this point.
I just think Kevin Spacey isn't as versatile or interesting an actor as Bryan Cranston or Jon Hamm. Kevin Spacey is very... safe. He plays an rear end in a top hat or a bad guy a lot of the time, but in a very non-threatening way. The role is probably miscast, but you can see why Netflix would want Kevin Spacey's name attached to the show.

foodfight
Feb 10, 2009
I enjoyed House of Cards more than the new season of Arrested Development. Haven't tried to watch the other original series.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

foodfight posted:

I enjoyed House of Cards more than the new season of Arrested Development. Haven't tried to watch the other original series.

Same here. I liked the first three seasons of Arrested Development, but this time around the characters just grated on me. House of Cards I ended up just powering through.

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CPFortest
Jun 2, 2009

Did you not pour me out like milk, and curdle me like cheese?
I liked the unconventional structure and character development of AD season 4, but pretty much every single episode was ten minutes too long.

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