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St1cky
Aug 16, 2005

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mike Alden, supergenius.

Skip has the greatest job ever. I wish I got paid a lot of money just to piss people off.

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Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Christ, Gregg Easterbrook is awful.

quote:

The strident insistence of the Jacksonville front office that this perennially dull losing team will have nothing to do with Tim Tebow, Florida's most popular football player, has gone from odd to downright weird. If Tebow becomes a success at New England -- as a "slash" or perhaps as an H-back or F-style tight end -- Jacksonville's refusal to sign him will look even worse. Plus the Jaguars spent a draft choice on Denard Robinson: If he ends up playing the "slash" role that might have gone to Tebow, Jacksonville management will have blundered anew. Tebow does have a traveling-circus problem. A strong, secure coach like Bill Belichick can handle that; a weak, insecure coach like Gus Bradley doesn't want to. Same with ownership -- Robert Kraft is strong and secure, while Shahid Khan does not inspire confidence.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Please don't give page views to Gregg Easterbrook.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Ahahaha, I love "perennially dull" as a derogatory remark about a Sports team.

If being dull was a negative, Flacco would be a third-stringer.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Easterbrook's little obsession with "strong, secure" men might be revealing more than he intends

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I think the Jets proved how well picking up a player only because people like him turns out.

Also, Denard could literally run circles around Tebow. I mean Tebow could smash him into pieces, but its basically comparing small and fast to big and strong.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Cruel and Unusual posted:

Christ, Gregg Easterbrook is awful.

"If Tebow becomes successful" is a slightly more ridiculous hypothetical than "if the moon were made of delicious gumballs."

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009


@ryenarussillo
Seahawks and 49ers RT @CharissaT: What's your top team in AFC? / NFC?

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
"Plus the Jaguars spent a draft choice on Denard Robinson: If he ends up playing the "slash" role that might have gone to Tebow, Jacksonville management will have blundered anew."

Why would the Jaguars look bad if Denard works out? Wouldn't they only look bad if Denard does NOT fill the hole he thinks Tebow would have?

The Incredible Ed
Nov 12, 2006

The way of a sluggard is like a hedge of thorns, but the path of the upright is a level highway.
Denard Robinson will die on the field if they try to play him in any Tebow-style running. His brain is already basically mush.

oldfan
Jul 22, 2007

"Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."
Update on the absurd Jets media blackout: a couple of completely meaningless nuggets out of Jets camp like "Stephen Peterman working as the backup center" and "Sheldon Richardson working as a blocking specialist fullback" got tweeted by beat guys or retweeted from fans, which led the Jets to threaten everyone again, which in turn of course itself got reported on.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

AKMoose posted:

"Plus the Jaguars spent a draft choice on Denard Robinson: If he ends up playing the "slash" role that might have gone to Tebow, Jacksonville management will have blundered anew."

Why would the Jaguars look bad if Denard works out? Wouldn't they only look bad if Denard does NOT fill the hole he thinks Tebow would have?

He's already assuming Tebow will work out in a "slash" role and that he'd be better than Robinson. The first is demonstrably untrue, as Tebow has always refused to play anything but QB, and the second is so incredibly unlikely that Gregg Easterbrook is a fucker

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Robinson is also faster than Tebow, doesn't bring the off-the-field poo poo that Tebow does (which, even though his teammates may dig his leadership, is ultimately a distraction and takes away from the team as a whole), is younger (and therefore has more upside), and is on a cheaper contract than Tebow. And as Rap said, he's already willing to lineup in the backfield/as a wide receiver/as a kick returner in addition to taking snaps at QB which Tebow has shown reluctance to do.

I can't imagine a world where I would rather have Tim Tebow on my NFL roster than Denard Robinson.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Declan MacManus posted:

Robinson is also faster than Tebow, doesn't bring the off-the-field poo poo that Tebow does (which, even though his teammates may dig his leadership, is ultimately a distraction and takes away from the team as a whole), is younger (and therefore has more upside), and is on a cheaper contract than Tebow. And as Rap said, he's already willing to lineup in the backfield/as a wide receiver/as a kick returner in addition to taking snaps at QB which Tebow has shown reluctance to do.

I can't imagine a world where I would rather have Tim Tebow on my NFL roster than Denard Robinson.

Bizarro world.

I'm anxious to see if Tebow gets cut before the 75-man roster trimdown in favor of a fourth TE or extra OL.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

jeffersonlives posted:

Update on the absurd Jets media blackout: a couple of completely meaningless nuggets out of Jets camp like "Stephen Peterman working as the backup center" and "Sheldon Richardson working as a blocking specialist fullback" got tweeted by beat guys or retweeted from fans, which led the Jets to threaten everyone again, which in turn of course itself got reported on.

I thought you were pro media blackout because you said the writers would be negative no matter what, but at least embarrassing leaks would stop.

oldfan
Jul 22, 2007

"Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."

Ehud posted:

I thought you were pro media blackout because you said the writers would be negative no matter what, but at least embarrassing leaks would stop.

I think the blackout is stupid and ridiculous but the media reaction is even funnier; the harsh media reaction also largely isn't to the blackout but to the fact that Tannenbaum and Pettine are gone and they were handing Mehta and to a lesser extent Cimini and Martin the choice morsels, and they've been replaced by people who are shutting the hell up.

superaielman
Mar 16, 2006

You can't harm me. Are you a fucking ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am.
Pete Prisco, ladies and gentlemen:

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/pete-prisco/23381962/nfl-can-afford-765m-settlement-but-players-didnt-deserve-it

quote:

I just got off the phone with my attorney. Why?

I had a concussion playing 115-pound football and another in high school. Back then -- not leather helmet days but close -- they just called it getting your bell rung and stuck some nasty crap in front of your nose, and told you to go back into the game.

So I am suing.

Why not? I might get an extra $100,000 or so for my bank account. The precedent has been set. The NFL settled Thursday with a group of players filing concussion lawsuits to the tune of $765 million. So why not go after the high schools? Pop Warner? Colleges? And maybe even those two-hand touch games set up by our dads?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

"Everyone knew the risks!" is the dumbest argument. Guys knew they could tear an ACL or break bones, but players had no idea the effect "getting your bell rung" could have later in life.

That is one of the worst, most out of touch things I've read about sports in a while.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Hey guys, listen. Pete Prisco got two concussions in high school/pee wee football and he's fine, so these players are all dirty lying fakers who don't deserve anything. Also, the NFL didn't end up folding as a result of this lawsuit so thankfully Pete is still employed!

quote:

Without the NFL, what would you do on fall Sundays?

Oh my god how can a person be so tone deaf and terrible?

haljordan fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Aug 30, 2013

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ehud posted:

"Everyone knew the risks!" is the dumbest argument. Guys knew they could tear an ACL or break bones, but players had no idea the effect "getting your bell rung" could have later in life.

That is one of the worst, most out of touch things I've read about sports in a while.

It's the worst argument because: if so, why did the NFL hire pretend doctors to go around and lie about it for the last twenty years?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4NbU_HaB3Y

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Notice how at around the 36 second mark, he has to add the qualifier "In NFL players?" to the question about evidence linking to multiple head injuries to long-term problems?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Pete Prisco has been a piece of poo poo for a good decade.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Reminder that after innumerable concussions and sub-concussive impacts, Derek Boogaard of the New York Rangers became so addicted to pain meds he held multiple prescriptions and bought if off the street from a dealer, and also he died at the age of 28 from an accidental overdose.

But no, the players know the risks.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Rap posted:

Reminder that after innumerable concussions and sub-concussive impacts, Derek Boogaard of the New York Rangers became so addicted to pain meds he held multiple prescriptions and bought if off the street from a dealer, and also he died at the age of 28 from an accidental overdose.

But no, the players know the risks.

Yeah and neither the NHL nor his team doctors seemed to give much of a gently caress. But no way the NFL, a league with revenues far, far greater than the NHL, would purposefully mislead players about the dangers of their injuries.

quote:

¶ In a six-month stretch from October 2008 to April 2009, while playing 51 games, Boogaard received at least 25 prescriptions for the painkillers hydrocodone or oxycodone, a total of 622 pills, from 10 doctors — eight team doctors of the Wild, an oral surgeon in Minneapolis and a doctor for another N.H.L. team.

¶ In the fall of 2010, an official for the Rangers, Boogaard’s new team, was notified of Boogaard’s recurring abuse of narcotic pain pills. Nonetheless, a Rangers team dentist soon wrote the first of five prescriptions for hydrocodone for Boogaard after he sustained an injury.

¶ Another Rangers doctor, although aware that Boogaard also had been addicted to sleeping pills in the past, wrote nearly 10 prescriptions for Ambien during Boogaard’s lone season with the team.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Aug 30, 2013

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Going to leave this here without comment:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/could-football-one-day-become-ghettoized-film-suggests-130932634--ncaaf.html

superaielman
Mar 16, 2006

You can't harm me. Are you a fucking ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am.
I want to take apart that article line by line and let my ranting inner sociology student come out, but the tl;dr version is that the article sucks. His attempt to link football and service in the Army is not the finest piece of writing I've ever seen, I will leave it at that.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

superaielman posted:

I want to take apart that article line by line and let my ranting inner sociology student come out, but the tl;dr version is that the article sucks. His attempt to link football and service in the Army is not the finest piece of writing I've ever seen, I will leave it at that.

It basically boils down to 'the whites will leave and then it'll be just terrible and no one will like it' right? My eyes just slid off the screen half in.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Tatum Girlparts posted:

It basically boils down to 'the whites will leave and then it'll be just terrible and no one will like it' right? My eyes just slid off the screen half in.

Yeah mine kind of did the same thing when I saw Costas in the still part on the trailer.

I swear he used to be respectable in some fashion, but it's getting harder to remember that every year.

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

It basically boils down to 'the whites will leave and then it'll be just terrible and no one will like it' right? My eyes just slid off the screen half in.

I need the Caste Football perspective on that article.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Obviously the phrase "ghettoized" is pretty loaded, but it doesn't seem like a real stretch that football will be played primarily by lower income individuals with fewer options in life.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
The article uses horrible wording and does a bad job of making the point it wants to, but I agree with the theory. Football is already pretty regional and the talent disparity already skewers much more towards the lesser income areas of the country.

I do have a question. Did wealthy people ever take up boxing or was it always a poor sport? I was just thinking about how I did not know a single kid who boxed. I was wondering if football was heading the same way.

superaielman
Mar 16, 2006

You can't harm me. Are you a fucking ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

It basically boils down to 'the whites will leave and then it'll be just terrible and no one will like it' right? My eyes just slid off the screen half in.

Wealthy and middle class parents won't let their children play the game; he draws the parallels to the Army. It will quickly become a regional game due to that risk. My issues with this are A: The Army draws a large portion of it's recruits from the middle class. (1) B: the racial language used is just dumb (and wrong, see the first source. The military's issue is with not having enough wealthy people, not being too minority/poor/etc). C: The amount of power and money the NFL has. They can use that to promote the game and to play it safely. That is also ignoring the prestige playing football has. It's possible the risk of serious trauma will discourage some families, but his conclusion relies an awful lot on conjecture without much in the way of facts supporting it.


1. http://surface.syr.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1002&context=soc

superaielman fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Aug 31, 2013

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Ribsauce posted:

The article uses horrible wording and does a bad job of making the point it wants to, but I agree with the theory. Football is already pretty regional and the talent disparity already skewers much more towards the lesser income areas of the country.

I do have a question. Did wealthy people ever take up boxing or was it always a poor sport? I was just thinking about how I did not know a single kid who boxed. I was wondering if football was heading the same way.

I don't know about boxing, but its the trendy thing now to do MMA and the ultra wealthy will hire MMA fighters as trainers.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
How do the stats change for enlisted only?

swickles posted:

I don't know about boxing, but its the trendy thing now to do MMA and the ultra wealthy will hire MMA fighters as trainers.

I know but I was just thinking boxing as a major sport which basically went away and everyone found out it was dangerous.

Correct me if I am wrong, but most people who go to MMA gyms and stuff aren't actually brawling for real, getting knocked around, concussions and so on, right? I used to go to a gym with MMA training and it mostly looked like grappling, not getting decked in the head for an hour straight.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
^^--as to that boxing training (while not actually seriously boxing) is becoming at least somewhat popular again from a few things I've read.

Ribsauce posted:

I do have a question. Did wealthy people ever take up boxing or was it always a poor sport? I was just thinking about how I did not know a single kid who boxed. I was wondering if football was heading the same way.

I think there was a larger percentage of somewhat well to do people boxing like in the 20s to 40s or so. And well beyond that if we include amateur organizations like Golden Gloves or whatever. But the mob certainly wasn't able to move in to the sport so easily because there were a bunch of rich people who were successful at boxing.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Aug 31, 2013

superaielman
Mar 16, 2006

You can't harm me. Are you a fucking ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am.
Rib: All I can find on that is http://www.defense.gov/news/Dec2005/d20051213mythfact.pdf, which may or may not be accurate. Anyhow, the data in that paper I linked is a little dated, but it matches other things I've read on the subject. I *think* the paper's referring to enlisted, but I'd have to reread it again to be sure. E: Minorities are underepped as officers. http://prhome.defense.gov/RFM/MPP/ACCESSION%20POLICY/PopRep2010/summary/PopRep10summ.pdf



To Chich: Football at the professional level as is skews more towards those in the lower SES brackets. At the HS level, it'd take a pretty catastrophic collapse in support and a massive change in people's attitudes to make his theory come true. Also his use of racial terminology and the comparsion to the army is dumb and offbase as is, which isn't helping my opinion of the article as anything other than care trolling and taking a sociological piss in the wind in the vain hope of being right.

superaielman fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Aug 31, 2013

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Gladwell is an idiot and boxing fell apart in large part because of obviously rigged fights imo

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001



Sure didn't take long for one reason to jump right out at me:

quote:

Over one-third of youth (35 percent) have a medical disqualification, with obesity a large contributing factor. Drug or alcohol abuse removes 18 percent, and another 23 percent do not meet our standards for reasons such as criminal misbehavior, low aptitude scores, or having more dependents than can reliably be accommodated in the early career.

Obviously I'm not saying that random minority kid hits all of those at once, but there's plenty that tick one of those boxes. Especially that first one. As I recall, something near 30% of African-Americans in the "can to join the military" age are obese and Hispanics aren't doing better. I remember the Navy bending over backwards trying to get me to go off on the OCS route. I had no idea that the viable pool was so tiny. I'm one of the biggest chickenhawks to ever live, and I don't buy into the Our Troops circlejerking (mainly because I know plenty of servicemen hate it), but his "oh the Army is for people with nothing to lose" was pretty insulting to...virtually everyone I've ever met that served.

I'm not too worried about football. Kids will always want to run around and throw a ball and chase each other. They'll change the rules and eventually everything will work itself out. Then we'll look at old highlights and think "poo poo that's what we used to watch!?" Sort of like when I watch highlights from late 80s NHL, which was practically gladiatorial combat at times. There's stuff that you'll see and the commentators are like "clean hit" and now it would be a 30 game suspension.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Beep boop every human is rational robot in Malcolm Gladwell world. Deep doop economy dictate that I make choices, I am circuits and wires

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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Sash! posted:


I'm not too worried about football. Kids will always want to run around and throw a ball and chase each other. They'll change the rules and eventually everything will work itself out. Then we'll look at old highlights and think "poo poo that's what we used to watch!?" Sort of like when I watch highlights from late 80s NHL, which was practically gladiatorial combat at times. There's stuff that you'll see and the commentators are like "clean hit" and now it would be a 30 game suspension.

Yeah, I think the Best Teams of All Time stuff are really funny. Like yeah, the 07 Pats would dominate a lot of teams playing in today's game. But if the 2007 Pats had to play the 1978 Steelers in 1978, they would get obliterated.

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