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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i prefer to eat pho with chopsticks and that deep spoon they give you



but gently caress plastic chopsticks right in the rear end sideways

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i prefer to eat pho with chopsticks and that deep spoon they give you



but gently caress plastic chopsticks right in the rear end sideways

oh yeah pho really is a good reason for chopsticks

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Shaggar posted:

only an idiot uses chopsticks in a world where forks exist.
live a little, they're as fun as they are impractical

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sham bam bamina! posted:

live a little, they're as fun as they are impractical

are you sure you're not thinking of motorcycles?

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

how are chopsticks fun

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

chopsticks are fun because there's always someone that can't use them

so you get to laugh as food bits fall apart and go flying around

and then they just give up and eat sushi with a fork or fingers

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

dur posted:

how are chopsticks fun

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

chopsticks are fun because there's always someone that can't use them

so you get to laugh as food bits fall apart and go flying around

and then they just give up and eat sushi with a fork or fingers

it's me, i'm the someone that can't use them

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
eating sushi with your hands is actually the ~*~*~proper~*~*~ way to do it you baka gaijin

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
ya

just clean ur hands before u eat u lerds

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i eat sushi with my butt

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
just slide that long thin rectangular plate under my chair and pop pop pop pop yum yum

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
please don't plate shame

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Smart Car posted:

i just use chopsticks like a real 'merican by just shoving them into the meat

using them as a makeshift fork is acceptable if ur hard up for proper forks

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

flyboi im not mad im just disappointed

this isn't flyboi's first terrible purchase and it won't be the last

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

Al! posted:

oh yeah pho really is a good reason for chopsticks

Korean BBQ, salmon, or anything with soft food kinda sucks with a fork.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

NoneMoreNegative posted:

People killed by swinging doors are written down as accidents.

5

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Cold on a Cob posted:

eating sushi with your hands is actually the ~*~*~proper~*~*~ way to do it you baka gaijin

plus u gotta make this face when u eat it or it doesn't count

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TdA_yP8sV8&t=17s

huh i always thought that was sushi. oh well

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Fork + spoon is the only way to eat Thai food.

Scrubs.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

hi welcome to our thread enjoy your stay :)

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

goddamnedtwisto posted:

i like you flyboi, you're like a sort of idiot canary down a mine that nobody was going to go down anyway

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME

Werthog 95 posted:

hi welcome to our thread enjoy your stay :)

the irritating anime face speaks the truth though

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

my roommate is crazy good at chopsticking, like making a piece of lettuce wrap around some rice and veggies as one lil unit which I can't think of how to replicate with a fork spoon knife

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I think the worst kickstarter has to be for CultRL. The guy kickstarted his roguelike a year or so ago, received $34,000 or so. I don't think he delivered his backer rewards, disappeared for months at a time regularly, didn't really make much progress beyond what he had before the kickstarter and finally he basically posted 'Yeah I don't feel like working on this all the time anymore so I'm not going to'

Assuming it wasn't a scam it might as well have been judging by his careless attitude towards having taken in that much money, didn't seem to have any sense of obligation at all

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

Fork + spoon is the only way to eat Thai food.

Scrubs.

qf banime and truth

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Americans can't use a knife and fork properly.

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

TOOT BOOT posted:

I think the worst kickstarter has to be for CultRL. The guy kickstarted his roguelike a year or so ago, received $34,000 or so. I don't think he delivered his backer rewards, disappeared for months at a time regularly, didn't really make much progress beyond what he had before the kickstarter and finally he basically posted 'Yeah I don't feel like working on this all the time anymore so I'm not going to'

Assuming it wasn't a scam it might as well have been judging by his careless attitude towards having taken in that much money, didn't seem to have any sense of obligation at all

i'm trying to build a roguelike just like this. is hould probably pare down onfeatures

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Shaggar posted:

only an idiot uses chopsticks in a world where forks exist.

what really gets me is when you go to as asian place and they don't have knives
forks and spoons for the round eye tourist but not a knife to be seen
surely asian people cut things too?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Shaggar posted:

only an idiot uses chopsticks in a world where forks exist.

shaggar is right

lets all eat with sticks like literal cavemen

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Pissflaps posted:

Americans can't use a knife and fork properly.

is this because we can't get the left/right hand thing correct? i have to put the primary utensil in my right hand, or else things will go bad in a hurry

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i apparently use my knife and fork like a European (or what they call a bit o the ol knifey forkey) without even knowing it

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

back a bit, but i can't fuckin wait until they find out how much it costs to actually put in Peyton Manning of the Denver Broncos and not QB #18 of the Colorado Stallions

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
why would you want a football game on ouya when you can play madden 95

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
this ouya game will cost $50,000 to make which is exactly the maximum amount that ouya will give away for bonuses to make their game exclusive to them for 6 months

2 words: anime poker

here's a documentary on prisoners except the guy's only in the "concept" stage where he's thinking about possibly doing it.

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

Migishu posted:

this ouya game will cost $50,000 to make which is exactly the maximum amount that ouya will give away for bonuses to make their game exclusive to them for 6 months

this is how you design games right??

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

actually thats not a million miles away

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

WorkingPeer posted:

this is how you design games right??



dude, there's no reason to nitpick. i'm sure this team has all the skills they nee

quote:

Formerly a journalist, director of a daycare center, and teacher. Currently the mother of children with unlimited creative energies and married to a software engineer.

oh. uh

quote:

Expert at bringing people of diverse talents together.

yeah, i guess she fuckin a better be

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

~Coxy posted:

what really gets me is when you go to as asian place and they don't have knives
forks and spoons for the round eye tourist but not a knife to be seen
surely asian people cut things too?

maybe if you got something that required cutting they would give you a knife, but, most asian food seems to be in bite size pieces?

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

Sniep posted:

maybe if you got something that required cutting they would give you a knife, but, most asian food seems to be in bite size pieces?

he never said it was food he wanted to cut

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Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Shaggar posted:

only an idiot uses chopsticks in a world where forks exist.

chopsticks promote slower eating and thus help with weight loss

sorry your fingers are so loving fat you need a literal shovel to get as much food into your mouth as possible

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