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Snowglobe of Doom posted:When you flex your pecs she twerks!! You could not wear deodorant and have it be extra realistic.
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BattleMaster posted:There are knockoff Tazers? Really? I'm surprised as you are. I thought the Phazzer was one of those green-laser nausea inducers that has been touted as an even less lethal alternative to Tasers.
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Young Freud posted:I'm surprised as you are. I thought the Phazzer was one of those green-laser nausea inducers that has been touted as an even less lethal alternative to Tasers. I think Phazzer sounds like teen slang for an STD. "Dude, you don't want to sleep with her, she's got phazzers!"
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So, Uwe Boll is trying to raise $500k to make a movie adaptation of Postal 2.The Kickstarter posted:POSTAL 2 will finally destroy the filmindustry and the world we are living in. We could name the movie also HONEY BOOBOO must die ....but so many people deserve to die. Why starting with a child? Did Osama die? We know. And why the Navy Seals were too stupid to land a helicopter on a free field? Why did Building 6 collapse? We explain. Why is Obama is like Bush? We show you. POSTAL 2 by EVENT FILM
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C'mon, quote the best bit:quote:Where the money goes
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Okay, I actually missed that bit. I kinda stopped reading after the bit I quoted.
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The most honest Kickstarter.
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kittycatrap/larger-then-tiger Creating a large painting of a tiger to video viewers looking at art work. It will be shown in public places on city streets. I am painting a 60 inch x 8 foot painting of a tiger from planet 9 in acrylic paint on canvas. This painting will be shown in many public places outside just like a tiger in the wild. Then we will take video clips of those who look at the tiger painting, and ask them why they like tigers.
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calusari posted:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kittycatrap/larger-then-tiger This reads like something a guy I went to film school would have written. He fried his brain with mushrooms years ago. I have a feeling it's the same with this dude.
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TheJoker138 posted:This reads like something a guy I went to film school would have written. He fried his brain with mushrooms years ago. I have a feeling it's the same with this dude. studied art studio at university of south florida
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calusari posted:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kittycatrap/larger-then-tiger His previous Kickstarter was pretty good and sadly didn't get funded. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kittycatrap/cat-from-planet-9 
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Every semester someone in my class tries this whole "watch the person viewing the art" schtick and it is always awful. Art School Law right there.calusari posted:studied art studio at university of south florida Studied?! As in past tense, already graduated kind of studied? Not enough people called 'bullshit' on his work during critique. Why waste your money on an art degree like this? There are so many other low-effort degrees that you could get that are far more useful than an art degree. Edit: Oh poo poo, just saw the project title for the Kickstarter "larger then tiger". Sanguinary Novel has a new favorite as of 04:10 on Aug 29, 2013 |
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Sanguinary Novel posted:Every semester someone in my class tries this whole "watch the person viewing the art" schtick and it is always awful. Art School Law right there. Hey man a degree in outsider art is a growth experience That video is pretty incredible and makes me feel like this dude knows exactly what he's doing, probably more than I do.
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senrath posted:So, Uwe Boll is trying to raise $500k to make a movie adaptation of Postal 2. My 2,5 dollars are now used for the greater poo poo
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calusari posted:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kittycatrap/larger-then-tiger "Risks and challenges My only fear is rain when I place my panting outside.." Me too, buddy, me too.
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This Just In: iCPooch -- Internet Enabled Pet Treat Delivery System Are you too busy working away or just to loving lazy to look after your pet... you need the new internet enabled treat delivery system. You can video chat with your pooch, (gently caress me a talking do would be good wouldn't it.) For your money you get: $25 or more - sample cookies... yay $75 or more - + a painting $99+ you get an actual iCPooch. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/icpooch/icpooch-internet-enabled-pet-treat-delivery-system why does every many and his dog :seewhatididthere: think you can make something sound cool and techie by adding a lower case i in front of it. I cant be the only person in the world who thinks that if you cant take care of a dog then perhaps you shouldn't get one in the first place.
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Admiral Heklar posted:why does every many and his dog :seewhatididthere: think you can make something sound cool and techie by adding a lower case i in front of it.. It's not just tech stuff. There used to be a really bad taco place near me called iTaco.
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senrath posted:So, Uwe Boll is trying to raise $500k to make a movie adaptation of Postal 2. Considering how Rampage turned out surprisingly alright, this might turn out ok if he treats it as Rampage 2. Bingo Hall scene in Rampage was hilarious as poo poo
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TTBF posted:It's not just tech stuff. There used to be a really bad taco place near me called iTaco. Say what you will, but I, Taco was one of Isaac Asimov's more interesting short stories. Right off the bat, it introduced the Three Laws of Tacotics, where a taco must satisfy human hunger, must contain delicious shredded or ground meats, and should obey all orders to get the hell into my mouth right now. Of course we all knew where Asimov was going with this and that the rest of I, Taco would be about tacos rebelling, breaking the rules and growing even more delicious as they became spicy tacos locos.
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Noni posted:Say what you will, but I, Taco was one of Isaac Asimov's more interesting short stories. Right off the bat, it introduced the Three Laws of Tacotics, where a taco must satisfy human hunger, must contain delicious shredded or ground meats, and should obey all orders to get the hell into my mouth right now. The Will Smith movie Tacoformers: Revenge of the Fajitas based on Asimovs book was a loving heresy.  MICHAEL BAY 
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Tacoformers still have nothing on Will Smith's masterful performance in I am Taco however. Playing a man struggling to survive in a world turned upside down by a nightmarish vegetarian plague, Will Smith's acting shines through particularly in the now famous Taco Bell scene where he endlessly repeats "yo quierro taco bell" in an attempt to the growing effects of taco deprivation.
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senrath posted:So, Uwe Boll is trying to raise $500k to make a movie adaptation of Postal 2. I hope the movie features the redwood forest that shows up in everything from Stargate to BSG: 
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Admiral Heklar posted:This Just In: It would take my shepherd pup about 2 minutes to tear that thing open to get all of the treats at once.
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iCPooch: You have to supply your own tablet/phone. Half of the things this device is supposed to do is done by a separate device. quote:Does a tablet or phone come with the system?
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Admiral Heklar posted:This Just In: Took me a solid 10 seconds to not read that as iCooch.
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iCPooch? ICP? Why did they pass up the opportunity for TCPooch? Oh, right, because they're nincompoops.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:because they're nincompoops. No, the Nincompooch is a separate upgrade.
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Manifest posted:It would take my shepherd pup about 2 minutes to tear that thing open to get all of the treats at once. Not even that long. All it would take is to knock it on its side and get the lid off.
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DoctorTristan posted:Not even that long. All it would take is to knock it on its side and get the lid off. Yeah even my cat could do it. He's gotten into harder places to steal treats before.
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I was going through the local projects slider on the front page of kickstarter and came across the next innovation in video games!
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45 grand for a proof of concept? edit: Oh, really, he's a patent attorney? I am shocked. Looks like he's farming out the PoC to Infrared5, who look like a pretty legit company. I imagine the goal is what they quoted him minus kickstarter fees. likecnsnnts has a new favorite as of 23:17 on Aug 29, 2013 |
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likecnsnnts posted:45 grand for a proof of concept? "ideas man". That's why he can't show footage of the gameplay or else people will steal it
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SineRider posted:I was going through the local projects slider on the front page of kickstarter and came across the next innovation in video games! So as far as I can understand: the money isn't to make a real product that backers can play, but to make a demo that he can show to VCs to get $ for a real game or for selling the technology. So it's kind of like being an angel investor but you don't get squat in return except a lousy demo. Do I have that right?
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monster on a stick posted:So as far as I can understand: the money isn't to make a real product that backers can play, but to make a demo that he can show to VCs to get $ for a real game or for selling the technology. So it's kind of like being an angel investor but you don't get squat in return except a lousy demo. Do I have that right? Yes its for proof of concept though for $50 you get a copy of the POC (hehe) game. I wonder if its specifically worded that way but from his award tiers, technically if you donate $75, you'll only get the t-shirt and nothing below it
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Admiral Heklar posted:This Just In: You just know someone is going to rely on this to feed their pet while on vacation, and come back to a dead animal because their router crashed on the second day.
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Otisburg posted:Like many lame superheros, he's got a much more stylish rogue's gallery: Rex velvet was hired by Jones to run a publicity thing. They are friends IRL. He tries, and until the Rex velvet character, failed to make viral videos.
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TTBF posted:It's not just tech stuff. There used to be a really bad taco place near me called iTaco. It must be a thing because there's a Mexican place near me called High Tech Burrito that makes really awful burritos.
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cyberia posted:It must be a thing because there's a Mexican place near me called High Tech Burrito that makes really awful burritos. Are they really crunchy and electrocute you when you try to eat them?
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7thBatallion posted:Rex velvet was hired by Jones to run a publicity thing. They are friends IRL. He tries, and until the Rex velvet character, failed to make viral videos. Wonder if he's sour how effortlessly his pal outshone his superhero theme of "guy in rubber muscle suit."
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Machai posted:Are they really crunchy and electrocute you when you try to eat them? Robert Heinlein made them, so probably. And I hear they taste unexpectedly sour at the end. Arthur C. Clarke, the third member of the big three amigos, got into chalupa. Not chalupas. It's just one single, delicious, massive chalupa.
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