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Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


konsum posted:

My favourite TV ads are still the ones by the APPD. It's too bad they became a joke after the majority of their members started taking themselves too seriously
1998, especially the one by Wolfgang Wendland is pretty great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNNYPf01HDM
2005 :nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cGIbE5_byk
+ their apology.

"Meine Stime für den Müll! My vote for the garbage can!" Heh.

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Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
It should, however, be noted that both the SPD and the Greens are fine cooperating with the Linke on the state level if it suits their interests. For what it's worth, the SPD/Greens in NRW even worked with the Linke under a non-coalition agreement that left the SPD/Greens as an administration without a majority in the state parliament. And I do not really buy that is has anything to do with former SED personnel, because the SPD absorbed large sways of SED remnants as well. If personnel is an issue, it's due to the WASG merger weakening the political position of the SPD and therefore the Greens back in 2007.

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

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Randler posted:

It should, however, be noted that both the SPD and the Greens are fine cooperating with the Linke on the state level if it suits their interests. For what it's worth, the SPD/Greens in NRW even worked with the Linke under a non-coalition agreement that left the SPD/Greens as an administration without a majority in the state parliament. And I do not really buy that is has anything to do with former SED personnel, because the SPD absorbed large sways of SED remnants as well. If personnel is an issue, it's due to the WASG merger weakening the political position of the SPD and therefore the Greens back in 2007.
Very good point, and one I was very glad for at the time. This cooperation being possible (hell, Brandenburg is ruled by a Red/Red coalition) should hopefully show both parties that it would be in their best interest to compromise. Especially die Linken - if state politicians can show the higher-ups how with a few concessions, you can run a government, then maybe there's a future for Red/Red/Green on Bundes level.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Zohar posted:

To the Germans here, how accurate is this (very negative) article about the German Greens? http://newleftreview.org/II/81/joachim-jachnow-what-s-become-of-the-german-greens

It's quite long but the general argument is that the deep ecologists and eco-socialists who used to be prominent in the party have been made more or less irrelevant by a right-wing faction originally led by Joschka Fischer, and the party nowadays is militantly neoliberal and interventionist ("According to a 2011 opinion poll, no segment of the German population supports military engagement more enthusiastically than the Green electorate").
The Greens have at this point become the party for people who would really like to vote for the CDU/CSU but can't justify that choice to their yoga class.

No, but seriously, there is a fairly big gap between what the Greens claim to stand for in their party program (which is still fairly left-wing) and their actual policies when in power. But apart from the Greens gobbling up the concept of humanitarian interventions and obviously pandering to their (upper middle class) clientele, they still have their idealistic moments, especially when it comes to national policies. The conservative wing is getting stronger though.

Still, it's nowhere near as bad as the SPD.

Simply Simon posted:

Everybody is against a coalition with die Linken. I think if any party would come out and say "yeah we'd consider it", they'd be decried as the worst opportunists. The problem is, I think, that die Linken make themselves almost deliberately un-coalitable by always being against everything, and having sometimes completely ludicrous positions (aka too radically left for anyone in Realpolitik to seriously consider), which you still would have to address and compromise with when leading coalition debates.

It's kind of sad, because I do think that having a party left of the spectrum protesting some of the more ingrained values of our rather conservative country is very good in principle, but they need to become more than The Ones Who Are Always Against Everything. I'd love for a Red-Red-Green coalition some day, but it's completely impossible at the moment because die Linken are borderline lunatic with some of their demands, and acting like fussy children in the Bundestag more often than not.
On the federal level, Die Linke has been a pretty pragmatic and reliable partner. Just because a few former WASD idiots are super vocal doesn't mean the party isn't willing to compromise.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Randler posted:

It should, however, be noted that both the SPD and the Greens are fine cooperating with the Linke on the state level if it suits their interests. For what it's worth, the SPD/Greens in NRW even worked with the Linke under a non-coalition agreement that left the SPD/Greens as an administration without a majority in the state parliament. And I do not really buy that is has anything to do with former SED personnel, because the SPD absorbed large sways of SED remnants as well. If personnel is an issue, it's due to the WASG merger weakening the political position of the SPD and therefore the Greens back in 2007.

Oh, absolutely. As long as Lafontaine has anything to say in Die Linke there won't be a coalition with the SPD, and that feeling is very much mutual.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Well, at least now I can use those things to get a few positions out of the AfD, their official program has been utterly useless in that regard. And as it turns out they're pretty much the FDP without even their somewhat reedeming social stances. They're all "free market über alles" until it comes to things like reproductive rights or gay adoptions.

Perestroika fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Aug 29, 2013

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
Huh... Not really knowing much about the parties other than the very basics, I don't know if I should be surprised by the result:


Pirate Party of Germany 81%
GREEN 80.2%
The Left 77.6%
SPD 70.7%
Animal Protection Party 64.7%
FDP 54.3%
BP 51.7%
CDU / CSU 42.2%

:yarr:

How did I qualify as a leftist by German standards?

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

My Q-Face posted:

How did I qualify as a leftist by German standards?

You're probably a secret communist sleeper agent. :colbert:

Compared to other countries current day Germany has very few polarizing issues. The big parties partly agree on many policies with only minor deviations. This means that a lot of the statements used in political questionaires such as this one will score you points for multiple parties regardless of your answer. Additionally, some statements in the questionaires are vague enough to be practically meaningless. Other statements might score you points for one political direction, despite your reason for (dis)agreeing with the statement being fundamentally different from the party's reasoning, e.g. pragmatism regarding European matters instead of actual preference for a wider and deeper union. Furthermore, the questionaires do not take into account whether parties make actually good on their alleged promises and asks few enough questions, that you might have just gotten an outlier that would not reflect your actual political leanings. (Also, the Pirate Party basically promises everything to everyone. I got them at a ridiculously high percentage as well.)

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Case in point, Abgeordnetenwatch.de has a thing where you can compare statements with your direct candidates, and they're along the lines of "the police should have access to your saved internet connection data." Big surprise, every candidate replies negatively to that because they know replying positively would look bad, but when you read their responses they still cover everything from "only to help investigations in a crime" to "that shouldn't be saved in the first place." Works more or less the same with the other statements they had.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

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Randler posted:

You're probably a secret communist sleeper agent. :colbert:

Compared to other countries current day Germany has very few polarizing issues. The big parties partly agree on many policies with only minor deviations. This means that a lot of the statements used in political questionaires such as this one will score you points for multiple parties regardless of your answer. Additionally, some statements in the questionaires are vague enough to be practically meaningless. Other statements might score you points for one political direction, despite your reason for (dis)agreeing with the statement being fundamentally different from the party's reasoning, e.g. pragmatism regarding European matters instead of actual preference for a wider and deeper union. Furthermore, the questionaires do not take into account whether parties make actually good on their alleged promises and asks few enough questions, that you might have just gotten an outlier that would not reflect your actual political leanings. (Also, the Pirate Party basically promises everything to everyone. I got them at a ridiculously high percentage as well.)

Yeah, while I am not really happy with our conservative government, at least we have the FDP who can prevent the worst civil liberty violations by the CDU (plus Sabine Leutheusser-Schnarrenberger is a genuinely great person). Our government is certainly a center right government, but still firmly rooted in the center. Compared to the Republicans, who seem to sprint towards the far right at an amazing pace, with the Democrats for some reason slowly following behind them. That poo poo is scary.

The Greens have the problem that their main shtick was co-opted by all other parties. Even the FDP pays lip service to environmentalism. The one thing where I disagree on environmental protection, nuclear power (replacing the CO2 less nuclear pwer with more coal/oil/gas power plants while we are dangerously close to a tipping point with global warming? That's insane!), all the other parties took on the Green's position.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Torrannor posted:

Yeah, while I am not really happy with our conservative government, at least we have the FDP who can prevent the worst civil liberty violations by the CDU (plus Sabine Leutheusser-Schnarrenberger is a genuinely great person). Our government is certainly a center right government, but still firmly rooted in the center. Compared to the Republicans, who seem to sprint towards the far right at an amazing pace, with the Democrats for some reason slowly following behind them. That poo poo is scary.

The Greens have the problem that their main shtick was co-opted by all other parties. Even the FDP pays lip service to environmentalism. The one thing where I disagree on environmental protection, nuclear power (replacing the CO2 less nuclear pwer with more coal/oil/gas power plants while we are dangerously close to a tipping point with global warming? That's insane!), all the other parties took on the Green's position.

Never thought I'd read someone wirte "At least we have the FDP". I agree on Leutheuser-Schnarrenberger, though.

As for the whole nuclear question, as someone pointed out, the problem is a bit more complicated. Our nuclear plants are loving old. The newest was put online in the early 80ies. Given that most companies expect a lifetime for NPPs of 30 years and plan the write off accordingly, they are all printing money by now. There is no doubt that a modern nuclear power plant is fairly safe, but German plants aren't modern by any stretch of imagination. And no one, anywhere, is even quietly suggesting that we should start building new plants. That would be a polarizing issue the size this country hasn't seen in a while.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
Unfortunately it wouldn't be polarizing at all. Almost everyone would quickly denounce it.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


We can't build anything anywhere in Germany. Germany is full of NIMBYs.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

ArchangeI posted:

Never thought I'd read someone wirte "At least we have the FDP". I agree on Leutheuser-Schnarrenberger, though.

As for the whole nuclear question, as someone pointed out, the problem is a bit more complicated. Our nuclear plants are loving old. The newest was put online in the early 80ies. Given that most companies expect a lifetime for NPPs of 30 years and plan the write off accordingly, they are all printing money by now. There is no doubt that a modern nuclear power plant is fairly safe, but German plants aren't modern by any stretch of imagination. And no one, anywhere, is even quietly suggesting that we should start building new plants. That would be a polarizing issue the size this country hasn't seen in a while.

I'm guessing you're referring to this post.

Sereri posted:

The problem here is that we don't have any (actually) modern nuclear plants in this country, the newest started construction in 1982. Thats 30 years. Hell, some are from the mid-70s. And if the corporations would have their way even the oldest ones would be still running because they're paid off and are making money the longer they run.
The whole nuclear thing is pretty hosed up in the first place, a for-profit should not be running something as highly dangerous as a nuclear plant. Iran can't have a nuke plant but Vattenfall can? A lot of what happened in Japan can ultimately be traced back to cost-reduction / profit-maximization. Then there's the fact that the corporations keep most of what they make from nuclear energy yet pay poo poo-all for waste storage. In the good-old days they even used to just dump those barrels into the Atlantic ocean.

In the end it doesn't really matter though, if something happens in France we're hosed as well. And there's no chance in hell they will get rid of nuclear power unless a plant blows up right next to Paris.

And yes, nuclear plants create much less CO2. But guess what they produce, nuclear waste. And guess who's paying for it's disposal.
And do you know what happens when the AKW has reached the end of it's lifetime?
Regarding shutting down nuclear plants "But they produce less CO2" is really a non-issue.

By the way, the Green party's plan is 100% renewable energy, gas/coal/oil is transitional at best for them.

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Perestroika posted:

Well, at least now I can use those things to get a few positions out of the AfD, their official program has been utterly useless in that regard. And as it turns out they're pretty much the FDP without even their somewhat reedeming social stances. They're all "free market über alles" until it comes to things like reproductive rights or gay adoptions.

its certainly something when even the spot from the Zeugen Seehofers "Ah wählts mi, joa weil äh Ih kann alles!" is better than what the AfD put on show there
FDP? They seem more like they are extreme right ex-CDU who are disappointed that their party moved "too far to the left" :psyduck:

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

We can't build anything anywhere in Germany. Germany is full of NIMBYs.

I like to joke that the best way to solve the nuclear waste problem would be to host a congress of all the Bürgerbewegungen against a waste disposal site in their area, then close the doors and let them work it out. Come back the next day and clean up the bodies.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
Yeah, thank god for the F—http://www.fdp-calw.de/StellHomoEhe.htm

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Torrannor posted:

at least we have the FDP who can prevent the worst civil liberty violations by the CDU
Seriously, get that out of your head. Every other party would do the same (except the SPD w/r/t surveillance). Unlike the FDP, the other parties don't come packaged with the FDP's economic policies.

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(plus Sabine Leutheusser-Schnarrenberger is a genuinely great person)
She's the only one in this party who really cares about civil liberties. Most other liberals would gladly sacrifice advancing or defending them if it meant they stay in power.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Verily, the Mainlinie is our very own Mason-Dixon line. :(

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010
And here I thought we didn't have any insane conservatives like the GOP. Turns out they are all in the liberal party!


Seriously, how can that guy write that when the man who led the FDP to one of its best performances in the last twenty years is gay and married to his partner (his other abilities and successes, or lack thereof, notwithstanding)?

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

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The good thing is that nobody elects FDP anymore because they keep making obviously bad decisions, and I am so glad so many people are finally seeing through the bullshit.

It is kind of sad, though; used to be that the FDP was a coalition partner that was perfectly workable with, when "liberal" actually meant something besides "economy yo". I'd like for them to become their old self in Schmidt's time again, because I believe that if every party is "basically okay", that'd be best. Don't want to have guys who are actually getting elected because different people, different opinions, where I think they are the worst thing imaginable.

DominoDancing
Apr 26, 2008

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drat, that's the kind of poo poo I expect from the CSU, not from the party whose own (former) chairman is out and proud. What the gently caress is happening with the FPD?

BabyFur Denny
Mar 18, 2003

DominoDancing posted:

drat, that's the kind of poo poo I expect from the CSU, not from the party whose own (former) chairman is out and proud. What the gently caress is happening with the FPD?

That's probably the FDP's own Sarrazin. Every party has one.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

DominoDancing posted:

drat, that's the kind of poo poo I expect from the CSU, not from the party whose own (former) chairman is out and proud. What the gently caress is happening with the FPD?

Is happening? The FDP has a history of being open to right-wing shitheads, right up to after WW2 when it was almost taken over by actual fascists. And even after they stopped that, it harbored a fuckton of former NSDAP members.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

parrhesia posted:

And even after they stopped that, it harbored a fuckton of former NSDAP members.
That made them hardly unique, though.

It's also only one backbencher with stupid opinions that go against the party platform. Every party has a few of them.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Yeah, I know. I think the FDP had a higher percentage than other major parties in Germany after war, but I can't find a source right now, so v:shobon:v

And I'm aware that every party has idiots, and this dude isn't even relevant. The FDP had more embarrassing relevant people before ('sup Mölle), but again, that makes them hardly unique as well. My main point was simply, that this isn't a new thing for the FDP. It has always harbored a fairly sizable contingent of very conservative people, even if they always were (and are) a minority in the party.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

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frankenfreak posted:

Seriously, get that out of your head. Every other party would do the same (except the SPD w/r/t surveillance). Unlike the FDP, the other parties don't come packaged with the FDP's economic policies.

She's the only one in this party who really cares about civil liberties. Most other liberals would gladly sacrifice advancing or defending them if it meant they stay in power.

The bold part is the key here. The only other possible government would have been CDU/SPD, so I am thankful that the FDP is there to stop some of that poo poo. And Leutheusser-Schnarrenberger being the justice minister is our best defense.

I suspect we are heading to another grand coalition, and I don't like it at all. At least those fuckers from the CSU will lose influence if the coalition's majority in the Bundestag is big enough.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


A CDU/SPD coalition will hurt the SPD. They'll still do it though.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

You gotta wonder what general state a country is in if the best government it can realistically hope for is the one that occasionally fails to do the stupidest poo poo imaginable.

CDU upper echelons have to be secretly hoping that the FDP doesn't make it because then they can form a coalition with the SPD who have proven themselves time and time again to be complete pushovers who believe that saying "this is a really bad law and we don't like it at all" really clearly but supporting it unanimously carries exactly the same weight as voting against the drat thing.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

My Lovely Horse posted:

You gotta wonder what general state a country is in if the best government it can realistically hope for is the one that occasionally fails to do the stupidest poo poo imaginable.

CDU upper echelons have to be secretly hoping that the FDP doesn't make it because then they can form a coalition with the SPD who have proven themselves time and time again to be complete pushovers who believe that saying "this is a really bad law and we don't like it at all" really clearly but supporting it unanimously carries exactly the same weight as voting against the drat thing.

I don't know. Having the FDP account for 15% in the Bundestag but sit a 3% in the polls means that CDU/FDP have a very solid majority, while the CDU can be absolutely certain that the FDP will always fold rather than letting the government fail and risk new elections (which would see them crushed).

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Is the FDP going to get any seats in this election? I remember a bunch of state parliaments lost all the FDP seats.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Badger of Basra posted:

Is the FDP going to get any seats in this election? I remember a bunch of state parliaments lost all the FDP seats.

According to polls they'll make it:
http://www.wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

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My Lovely Horse posted:

You gotta wonder what general state a country is in if the best government it can realistically hope for is the one that occasionally fails to do the stupidest poo poo imaginable.

CDU upper echelons have to be secretly hoping that the FDP doesn't make it because then they can form a coalition with the SPD who have proven themselves time and time again to be complete pushovers who believe that saying "this is a really bad law and we don't like it at all" really clearly but supporting it unanimously carries exactly the same weight as voting against the drat thing.

I'm sorry, did you see US political news lately? We are very fortunate that we have the parties we have. I would take a decade of CDU rule over what is going on in the US any time. Voter suppression, slashing of welfare for the most needy, a cool "flat tax" plan that would lower taxes on the rich and raise them on the poor, the health-care debacle etc.

What did we have? Betreuungsgeld? I staunchly oppose it, but at worst it is an ineffectual instrument that will give a bit more money to wealthy married women to stay at home. Failure of the CSU to see reason on gay marriage? It is only a matter of time, the first time there is a government without the CDU we will have gay marriage in Germany. And no matter what the FDP may want, we won't privatize our health care system or our pensions.

bronin
Oct 15, 2009

use it or throw it away

Torrannor posted:

no matter what the FDP may want, we won't privatize our health care system or our pensions.

Oh I wouldn't be so certain about that. And it's not even the FDP. Just look at what rot grün did with agenda 2010

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010
They literally have Stefan Raab moderating the debate. And people wonder why no one is taking politics seriously anymore.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

ArchangeI posted:

They literally have Stefan Raab moderating the debate. And people wonder why no one is taking politics seriously anymore.

I think the politicians are doing a good enough job of ensuring no one takes them seriously by themselves. Dressing up this shitshow of canned answers in particular and these non-elections in general can't hurt.

Plus, Raab is actually getting Merkel a little pissed off!

e: :lol: Steinbrück is tanking on the Europe question. "I think it's good and right of the SPD that they supported the majority of our decisions" -- Merkel. That was a really good attack there, Peer.

Smirr fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Sep 1, 2013

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Peer Steinbrück will lose this debate and nobody will be surprised.

Noahdraron
Jun 1, 2011

God Loves Ugly
Not even watching this since I can't stand seeing Steinbrück's dumb face or listening to his stupid rhetoric. Yet he's gonna get my vote. Hooray for politics. :negative:

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Peer Steinbrück will lose this debate and nobody will be surprised.

He really looks like a minister of finance trying to do his boss' job.

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Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
I tried watching this after the first posts hit, but I still cannot stand these duels. Especially not Maybrit Illner's attempts to do critical journalism. I can understand interrupting politicians when they are dodging an issue, but repeatedly interrupting during the first two sentences and injecting word fragments mid-statement is neither professional nor useful for getting information out of politicians. Besides, you cannot make somebody eat their words, if they are still in a position to remodel those words.

ArchangeI posted:

He really looks like a minister of finance trying to do his boss' job.

Foreshadowing! :v:

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