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Nikaer Drekin posted:Or this steaming pile I can't tell if this is a step up from the DVD, or worse? 
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Leper Residue posted:I can't tell if this is a step up from the DVD, or worse? This cover is better because just look at that Dachshund 
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Oct 12, 2013 10:39
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Darthemed posted:I can't pin down what makes this so uncomfortable. Maybe the tree growing out of not-Shrek's head. I love the little reglementary translation of "gently caress Evil!" in the lower left corner "Nique le diable!" (literally "gently caress the devil").
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Oct 12, 2013 13:59
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Leper Residue posted:I can't tell if this is a step up from the DVD, or worse? It's entirely possible that the Chevy Chase featured in this film is a dog named Chevy Chase. It's a pretty great dog name and a bad person name.
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Oct 12, 2013 18:23
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Rough Lobster posted:It's entirely possible that the Chevy Chase featured in this film is a dog named Chevy Chase. It's a pretty great dog name and a bad person name. So I take it Simon Rex is not the dog's name?
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Oct 12, 2013 22:01
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I made the mistake of watching this one, if I recall correctly every single gun fight takes place in a hallway. Don Swayze acts circles around the rest of the cast and he's only in it for 15 minutes. Yes, Don Swayze.
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Oct 12, 2013 22:52
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Karate Dog is an underrated masterpiece. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hywK7SsqE8Y
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Oct 12, 2013 23:12
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28: Born to Love You, posters to confuse me. These are all posters from a Chinese film called 'Born to Love You' that came out early this year. I don't know if it's just me but each one seems to suggest something different. Indie intra-office rom-com  A coming-of-age comedy drama  Drum lessons. Only $15!  40-something's singer last shot at success  A documentary on the pressures of auditioning for a place at Juilliard  Your cousin's band!  The Chinese remake of 'the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo' changed a few things  Leaving home for the first time can be difficult and art-house worthy  A new love vs.life in the big city  A Chan-wook Park film  ...and then it all comes together for a generic rom-com 
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Oct 12, 2013 23:32
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I wonder why there are two different release dates. I guess one could be for special administrative zones like Hong Kong or Macau and the other for Mainland China.
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Oct 12, 2013 23:38
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I like some of those posters. They at least bring some sort of emotion out of me when looking at them. That's what you really want.
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Oct 13, 2013 09:11
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Maybe it's like Rashomon, but a love story?
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I actually really like those posters. The last four characters of the date (2013.14) sound very similar to the last four characters of the tagline underneath it (爱你一生一世 - Love you all my life, for all time). It's a catchy way of getting people to remember the release date. Part of your confusion comes from the meaningless English title of the film. "Born to Love You" is typical of the generic crap they use as English titles of films and TV shows. In Chinese the title is "Uncle I Love You", which adds a lot of context to those posters (clearly it's something about hanging out with an older man and sharing a love for music). Also if you think these are bad you clearly haven't seen the posters of most Hong Kong rom-coms. Usually it's just two famous actors doing cheeky poo poo in a lovely photoshoot. These are loving ace by industry standards.
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I Before E posted:Wait, which one is this? Love Exposure
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Red Bones posted:Maybe it's like Rashomon, but a love story? That would actually be a really awesome.
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Oct 13, 2013 23:19
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The official poster for the Angry Video Game Nerd movie. Appropriately, it's a load of motherfucking diarrhea dog poo poo.
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Oct 14, 2013 01:29
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Why in the gently caress is that even going to be a movie 
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Oct 14, 2013 01:32
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What the gently caress is this bullshit.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Why in the gently caress is that even going to be a movie Every novelty sketch character of sufficient popularity must be stretched out into a feature-length format shortly after or during the apex of their popularity. Decline of popularity, or at least plateauing, is almost inevitable afterwards. It's like an entertainment law or something, at least after the 90s with Wayne's World.
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Oct 14, 2013 01:45
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It also can't take place in the same location that all of their previous episodes did. They have to go on some sort of adventure, Paris is preferable, budget permitting.
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Oct 14, 2013 02:10
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Honestly, James Rolfe has been working his rear end off on the AVGN movie for like 2 years now and it seems to legitimately be a labor of love for him rather than a cash-in, so I can't bring myself to be hostile towards it. Hell, I'm actually kinda excited.
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Oct 14, 2013 03:10
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Ez posted:The official poster for the Angry Video Game Nerd movie. I'm 99% sure that nothing on that poster happens. It's actually a simple story about a man finding out who he is as he travels out west to dig up the buried E.T. Atari cartridges. (I hope)
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Oct 14, 2013 03:14
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SALT CURES HAM posted:Honestly, James Rolfe has been working his rear end off on the AVGN movie for like 2 years now... Who loving cares? He should've pissed away his time doing literally anything else. The only reaction anyone should have to hearing that a person dedicated 2 years of their existence to poo poo like this is thanking God that they aren't delusional and mentally simple enough to have done so themselves.
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PriorMarcus posted:Who loving cares? He should've pissed away his time doing literally anything else. Just out of curiosity, are you familiar with anything he's done at all, or are you just assuming he's a lovely  youtube comedian?
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Oct 14, 2013 03:21
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SALT CURES HAM posted:Just out of curiosity, are you familiar with anything he's done at all, or are you just assuming he's a lovely Why are you so insistent on white knighting for him?
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Oct 14, 2013 03:26
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Because he's a talented dude who's been making movies his entire life.
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Oct 14, 2013 03:28
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Peanut President posted:I'm 99% sure that nothing on that poster happens. It's actually a simple story about a man finding out who he is as he travels out west to dig up the buried E.T. Atari cartridges. (I hope) Have you seen the trailer? Lots of stuff from the poster is in it. Like one of the posters above said, its needlessly complicated and way too grand in scale for the subject matter. PriorMarcus posted:Who loving cares? He should've pissed away his time doing literally anything else. Yeah, gently caress him for realizing his dream to make a feature film. What a waste of time making a movie with the $300,000 his massive legion of fans donated to him. What a loser hiring a professional crew, actors, shooting on location, and personally working on all of the writing, editing and effects. You can say the movie looks like poo poo (it does) but criticizing James Rolfe for wanting to make it is completely loving retarded. He has a very successful career based almost solely on this character, making a full movie and putting massive amounts of time, effort and passion into it is more than most of us will ever accomplish.
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Oct 14, 2013 03:29
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I like the series on monster and horror movies he does. Oh poo poo it's October, I guess it's time to check that.
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Oct 14, 2013 03:30
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Vagabundo posted:Why are you so insistent on white knighting for him? When did feeling something other than seething hatred become white knighting?
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Vagabundo posted:Why are you so insistent on white knighting for him? ...because he's kind of an awesome guy, I really like his work, and the gut reactions y'all have had to that poster aren't really terribly accurate. Sorry for offending your sensibilities by not turning up my nose and going "heh, he makes videos about silly nerd games  ".
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So he's been making movies his entire life, hired a professional crew, actors, shot on location, and personally worked on all of the writing, editing and effects? Well my problem then is that despite all that he still came away with a product that looks like a first time production from someone just out of University. Why should I celebrate his passion project if I think it looks like utter poo poo? If anything the quality of the final product is evidence than he managed to squander all of the above resources rather than a reason to commend him for having them.
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Oct 14, 2013 03:56
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I dunno, it's definitely not for me and I figure it's definitely not for the majority of people. But I figure his audience/the people who find him funny will probably enjoy it, and while that's totally okay. That doesn't preclude it from being total poo poo and appear to be a horrible waste of time/money/effort to anyone looking at it from the outside.
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Oct 14, 2013 04:59
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I saw that guy talk about Godzillas on youtube once and I thought it was pretty good as far as Godzilla-based youtube clips go.
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Oct 14, 2013 05:02
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I'm down with Rolfe, he's got a great public access TV schtick and I'm glad he gets to make a goofy movie about an Atari 2600 game. I hope they let him direct Avengers 3 for shits and giggles.
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Oct 14, 2013 05:13
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Kramjacks posted:When did feeling something other than seething hatred become white knighting? Whenever the person "white knighting" has a point.
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Oct 14, 2013 05:19
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Why are you guys fighting about AVGN when you could be dissing his lovely poster? Seriously that is a really lovely poster.
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He's no Chester N. Turner or even Mark Borchard but Rolfe is one of my favorites.
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As terrible as AVGN's movie inevitably will be, it will be a masterpiece compared to Kickassia.
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If Obama was a real President, he'd ban pasty white nerds from cocking their eyebrow forever. Jesus christ, can you try to think of another emotion?
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...of SCIENCE! posted:As terrible as AVGN's movie inevitably will be, it will be a masterpiece compared to Kickassia. We've hit the load limit on nerd facial hair
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