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Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Otisburg posted:

We need to get back to our roots:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/markabramson/thinfolio-the-custom-wallet-built-from-your-images

"ThinFolio is a great minimalist wallet design, but the most unique thing about it is what you get to put on it: YOUR images. This new, full-featured bi-fold wallet features photos that you choose. Select your pictures and get ready to smile."

The "Now with INSTAGRAM!" banner sort of makes me irrationally angry.

Instead of having pictures IN your wallet, you can have them ON your wallet!

It kind of looks like it would fall right to pieces after a couple months. I love the picture of them snipping a loose thread and absolutely CROWING in the caption about how that captures their intense dedication to quality.

I caught wind of this because a "Whovian" friend shared it since one of the default designs is pictures of the retardis, and those people will buy any poo poo you put out that has a picture of that immortal British alien's magic portapotty on it.

Thirty Five dollars. For a cardholder.

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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Fatkraken posted:

Thirty Five dollars. For a cardholder.

At least this one has a real novelty attached to it in the pictures. Usually people just charge that much for their NEW IDEA which is almost always a moneyclip.

The Oncoming Storm
Jan 21, 2012

Disregard fangirls, acquire yellow tree fruit.
Well, it's made of Tyvek which is a decent enough material, but seriously? Who only has six cards? Tyvek has some stretch to it, they could easily make more cardslots. :/ Also there are already several other companies offering Tyvek wallets and even an instructable for doing it yourself.

And while I collect TARDIS memorabilia, I draw the line at lovely screenprints on lovely products. :colbert:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Oh god statistically speaking I'm sure one of those backers in a Brony. Horse porn wallet :gonk:.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

The Oncoming Storm posted:

Well, it's made of Tyvek which is a decent enough material, but seriously? Who only has six cards?
Every now and then someone says something that makes me feel like America is some alien planet. What do you need that many cards for?

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

TetsuoTW posted:

Every now and then someone says something that makes me feel like America is some alien planet. What do you need that many cards for?

Well, I may be Canadian, but in my wallet I have my driver's license, my health card, my student ID, my debit card, my credit card, an EB Games reward card, a Coles reward card, my Social Insurance Number card, and my bus pass; so that's 9 cards. Many of them share slots, but I'm far from atypical. And lots of people have multiple credit cards.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

TetsuoTW posted:

Every now and then someone says something that makes me feel like America is some alien planet. What do you need that many cards for?

I'm in England and have 2 bank cards, a library card, a subway card, a nectar card, a pub chain discount card, a drivers license, and probably a bunch of others I'm forgetting. Although, since we actually use coins in this country, a microwallet would be completely useless to me unless I also carried a coinpurse, totally defeating the purpose of the exercise.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

TetsuoTW posted:

Every now and then someone says something that makes me feel like America is some alien planet. What do you need that many cards for?

I'm from :australia: and have 3 bank cards as well as cards for drivers licence, Medicare, health insurance, ambulance membership, public library, Blockbuster, gym membership, EB Games rewards club, 2 different government-issued ID cards, rent payment and probably one or two more I can't remember.

And all of those cards fit in a normal leather wallet that I can also put notes and coins in and still hold comfortably in the palm of my hand or put in my pocket if I need to.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

cyberia posted:

I'm from :australia:

Well what are you waiting for? You should be prepping a KS for your digital didgeridoo!

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

DStecks posted:

in my wallet I have [...] my Social Insurance Number card

You're an idiot.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1913331604/the-final-battle?ref=home_location
"Website: Yahoo.com"
"my risks would be finding acters that have just finish acting school that mite get a big break in this movie . that will save costs"

This entire KS is best read aloud to loved ones.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Junkie Disease posted:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1913331604/the-final-battle?ref=home_location
"Website: Yahoo.com"
"my risks would be finding acters that have just finish acting school that mite get a big break in this movie . that will save costs"

This entire KS is best read aloud to loved ones.

Is this dude drunk in his pitch video?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

TheJoker138 posted:

Is this dude drunk in his pitch video?

Yes. It's glorious. It's been a few days now. I don't even think he remembers doing it.

Edit: Also the lowest tier only has 2 t-shirts(of 2) available, while the second lowest tier only has one DVD(of 1) available. Get it while supplies last.

The Human Crouton has a new favorite as of 06:35 on Oct 21, 2013

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
I like how the writing for the description becomes progressively worse as you read it. It's like he was doing shots in between words.

quote:

Pledge $5,000 or more
Meeting with the producer at a Chicago Bears Game VIP Section

What a lovely reward. :colbert:

Dogwood Fleet
Sep 14, 2013

The Human Crouton posted:

Yes. It's glorious. It's been a few days now. I don't even think he remembers doing it.

Edit: Also the lowest tier only has 2 t-shirts(of 2) available, while the second lowest tier only has one DVD(of 1) available. Get it while supplies last.

I like how there are no tier rewards between 26-5000 dollars.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Zybourne Clock posted:

"Oh hello, I didn't see you there". *points camera at crotch* Are you perhaps interested in buying this belt, made from a real NES controller, to show off your status as a video game enthusiast?

Now I, too, can live the dream of showing up at a Halloween party as "Aging, Disheveled Captain N."

unbuttonedclone
Dec 30, 2008
My friend had a NES belt buckle 10 years ago. I hate people who do no research into their products—instead they just assume their idea is so great no one could have possibly ever thought of it.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

thylacine posted:

My friend had a NES belt buckle 10 years ago. I hate people who do no research into their products—instead they just assume their idea is so great no one could have possibly ever thought of it.

Plus all you're doing is taking a piece of gaming history, an original NES controller, and cutting the cord. :stare:

That's not cool man! I guess maybe they use the modern knockoff controllers. I at least hope they do. :ohdear:

But really, if you want to make this a project, you should at least be building controllers. You could 3D Print the shapes and colors of a NES controller pretty easy.

"Give me money to buy controllers and cut the cords off" is the loving laziest kickstarter yet. :argh: And it just feels wrong. A belt buckle is less useful than a NES controller.

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

You're an idiot.

I probably shouldn't keep it on my person, but I'm in a situation where I'm living between two places and can't really store it at either, and I'm not afraid of being mugged because who is going to gently caress with a bulky, bearded 6'4" man?

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




DStecks posted:

I probably shouldn't keep it on my person, but I'm in a situation where I'm living between two places and can't really store it at either, and I'm not afraid of being mugged because who is going to gently caress with a bulky, bearded 6'4" man?

Anyone with a knife or gun? That's how mugging works. If you rely on people in desperate situations to make rational choices you'll always be disappointed.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


The great thing about accidentally losing your wallet somewhere is that bulky, bearded 6'4" men can't do it.

JDM3
Jun 26, 2013

Best $10 bux I ever spent on a total stranger.. who happens to be a fucking douchetube.

thylacine posted:

My friend had a NES belt buckle 10 years ago. I hate people who do no research into their products—instead they just assume their idea is so great no one could have possibly ever thought of it.

Also, pretty safe bet that a significant percent of people that want an NES belt buckle ask their belts to do a LOT of work. Thus a makeshift plastic buckle is idiotic.

quote:

Anyone with a knife or gun? That's how mugging works. If you rely on people in desperate situations to make rational choices you'll always be disappointed.

You are wrong - unless he actively goes looking for trouble, muggers will always leave a bulky 6-4 guy alone and wait for the next victim.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




JDM3 posted:

You are wrong - unless he actively goes looking for trouble, muggers will always leave a bulky 6-4 guy alone and wait for the next victim.

Fat guys with beards are never victims of robbery.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Bad Munki posted:

The great thing about accidentally losing your wallet somewhere is that bulky, bearded 6'4" men can't do it.

poo poo, good thing November's coming, it gives me (a 6'5" man) the opportunity to enbearden myself and raise money for prostate cancer research which I will funnel into donuts so I can become bulky.

Perhaps I will go with IndieGoGo for this noble effort. I'd hate to lose my wallet someday :ohdear:

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

Bad Munki posted:

The great thing about accidentally losing your wallet somewhere is that bulky, bearded 6'4" men can't do it.

I never said losing it wasn't an issue, it's just that I can't leave it at either of my residences since the possibility exists that I might need it at either, and I don't have it memorized. I'm not trying to defend it as a good idea, just the least lovely option I've got.

And it's not an "Oh maybe I'll need it" situation, I needed it just a week ago for things having to do with my student loans.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Even a knife or a gun might not be useful against a "bulky" 5'4" goon. What if the blade or bullet get embedded in his fat?

23 Flavors
Sep 13, 2011

what a talentless looking goon

DStecks posted:

I never said losing it wasn't an issue, it's just that I can't leave it at either of my residences since the possibility exists that I might need it at either, and I don't have it memorized. I'm not trying to defend it as a good idea, just the least lovely option I've got.

And it's not an "Oh maybe I'll need it" situation, I needed it just a week ago for things having to do with my student loans.

You can't memorize a 9 digit number? Scientists have discovered that monkeys can memorize 10 numbers, are you stupider than a monkey?

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

23 Flavors posted:

You can't memorize a 9 digit number? Scientists have discovered that monkeys can memorize 10 numbers, are you stupider than a monkey?

Could, but haven't. I don't need it that much, it's just that I've recently needed it for things.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
Why not just write it down and leave a copy at each house?

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

Fatkraken posted:

Why not just write it down and leave a copy at each house?

Because this conversation is the most thought that I've ever given the issue. I'm not trying to defend keeping my SIN card in my wallet, I mean, it's stupid for exactly the reasons you've all mentioned; I'm just trying to explain why I do it, and I think it's about time we end the derail.

Shorter Than Some
May 6, 2009

DStecks posted:

I never said losing it wasn't an issue, it's just that I can't leave it at either of my residences since the possibility exists that I might need it at either, and I don't have it memorized. I'm not trying to defend it as a good idea, just the least lovely option I've got.

And it's not an "Oh maybe I'll need it" situation, I needed it just a week ago for things having to do with my student loans.

Can't you write it down and store it at both?

Elissia
Dec 28, 2012

What I want to know is where they're going to get original NES controllers in bulk.
Also why the gently caress they're cutting cords off of NES controllers and turning them into belt buckles instead of using a god damned 3d printer like a sane person would.

JDM3
Jun 26, 2013

Best $10 bux I ever spent on a total stranger.. who happens to be a fucking douchetube.

DStecks posted:

Because this conversation is the most thought that I've ever given the issue. I'm not trying to defend keeping my SIN card in my wallet, I mean, it's stupid for exactly the reasons you've all mentioned; I'm just trying to explain why I do it, and I think it's about time we end the derail.

Oh no - even though I agree with you, NOBODY gets off that easy. We need another page of rants about this, someone telling us about the similar thing they have in Singapore, a veiled allusion to tattooing these numbers on your arms :godwin: which then leads to a debate about tattooing in general, several half-hearted attempts to bring things back on topic which are mostly ignored...and then out of left field, a supremely ridiculous Kickstarter project that gets us back on track.

So come on "MORANS", get cracking!

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Elissia posted:

What I want to know is where they're going to get original NES controllers in bulk.
Also why the gently caress they're cutting cords off of NES controllers and turning them into belt buckles instead of using a god damned 3d printer like a sane person would.

nes buckle guy posted:

note these buckles are NOT original 1989 Nintendo but aftermarket. The difference is minimal, but I can't get 500 original ones

edit:

nes buckle guy posted:

I want to mass-produce belt buckles made from Original Nintendo (NES) controllers

Ok I don't know

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

unpacked robinhood posted:

edit:


Ok I don't know

I think it's just his crappy wording. I know a lot of people referred to the NES as "Original Nintendo" after the SNES came out. Maybe he is referring to controllers for the Original Nintendo, not saying the controllers themselves are original ones?

I want a Power Glove that's somehow wired into a smartphone. Make true my Pip-Boy dreams, Kickstarter!

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
"Aftermarket" is a word with no specific meaning in this context. Does he mean third party NES controllers? Reproduction? Fake? Home made copies? I've read through the kickstarter and I can't work out what he means.

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005

NoneSuch posted:

Fat guys with beards are never victims of robbery.

There was a sweet story here a number of years ago from a goon who was mugged and ate his attacker's leg because he was a fat and bearded goon (but I repeat myself) and it was the only defensive maneuver he could pull off.

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
I'm very susceptible to feelings of substitutive shame. When someone does something cringe-worthy without feeling ashamed or embarrassed, I experience that shame in their stead. This is a KickStarter for Atheist Baby Shoes, and I felt so embarrassed for the people in this video that I had to turn it off at the three minute mark. Not only is there such as thing as 'atheist baby shoes', there's a store that specializes in atheist footwear. I wonder if they sell miniature baby fedoras too.

You have 18 cats and a video camera, what do you do? You make a series of short films, of course. The creators have already filmed 20 out of their projected 30 movies, and they're all available on YouTube for free. In order to make the rest, they're going to need 30,000 dollars. Mostly to replace the furniture and possessions their 18 cats and 11 dogs have destroyed in the past few years. I also like how defeatist their KickStarter page is.

quote:

Listen, the chance weŽll make it is infinitesimal. Thus, itŽs unlikely youŽll ever have to spend the money you pledge! What do you have to lose, man? Take a chance, we need your help! Miau.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

You know, a belt buckle which is, say, gold-plated nickle with paint-flooded depressions to look like a NES controller would be pretty nice, I think. You'd probably do well selling such a thing. Having an actual controller hanging off my pants would be lovely and uncomfortable.

Especially since the Gamecube controller is a way nicer controller, and I can't see anyone walking around with one of those resting on their pubic bone.

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Elissia posted:

What I want to know is where they're going to get original NES controllers in bulk.
Also why the gently caress they're cutting cords off of NES controllers and turning them into belt buckles instead of using a god damned 3d printer like a sane person would.

I just said the exact same thing. :colbert:

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

You know, a belt buckle which is, say, gold-plated nickle with paint-flooded depressions to look like a NES controller would be pretty nice, I think. You'd probably do well selling such a thing. Having an actual controller hanging off my pants would be lovely and uncomfortable.

Especially since the Gamecube controller is a way nicer controller, and I can't see anyone walking around with one of those resting on their pubic bone.

That'd also be way more original and even slightly artistic. This is just a lazy cash grab. :rolleyes:

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