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mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

i dont understand how that bottlecap and watch are still on that table. if it were carmen they would be flung off very quickly

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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

PatRichCapone
Sep 24, 2003

*scoffs* *meows*
future floof-lord i saw while volunteering

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



PatRichCapone posted:

future floof-lord i saw while volunteering


theres no future necessary?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


a good friend cat for being friends and hanging out

PatRichCapone
Sep 24, 2003

*scoffs* *meows*

Endless Mike posted:

theres no future necessary?

lil guy or gal was very afraid of humans not very lord like imho
probably been adopted already so it won't be long

floof-lord status

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Crasscrab posted:

what's this a reference to?

Her hasty retreat with giant tail due to a failed ambush

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.



Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Shifty Pony posted:

Her hasty retreat with giant tail due to a failed ambush

hehe oh yeah

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts


:eyepop:

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
cat politics

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

housemate bought a new stereo, and it came in a box big enough to get into, spent 20 minutes sitting in it making car and spaceship noises, it was amazing, cats know where the funs at

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

OMGVBFLOL posted:

housemate bought a new stereo, and it came in a box big enough to get into, spent 20 minutes sitting in it making car and spaceship noises, it was amazing, cats know where the funs at

did your cat(s) stare at you while you did so

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Sniep posted:

did your cat(s) stare at you while you did so

they posted it to their favorite thread, "Description: that stupid human.jpg"

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga


jackson is helping me get ready for my gig this weekend

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

relative_q posted:

jackson is helping me get ready for my gig this weekend



gonna scatch every drat one of dem records

aww yiss

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga


Anoia posted:

gonna scatch every drat one of dem records

aww yiss

tbh he can do whatever he wants with that stack leaning behind him, im about to dump all those in the trash

Ambulance Planet
Oct 26, 2010

FEED ME MOOOORE


don't know what happened here but pipa doesn't seem pleased

soon to come: pictures of my own three kitties

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

sup seiko 5 buddy

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

relative_q posted:

jackson is helping me get ready for my gig this weekend



pls post pics of dj magda

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
put on chainmail shirt

grabbed cat

yelled YOUR POWERS ARE USELESS AGAINST ME

weirded out girlfriend

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

put on chainmail shirt

grabbed cat

yelled YOUR POWERS ARE USELESS AGAINST ME

weirded out girlfriend

Welder's gloves.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
is there a reason you have chainmail shirt, darwin? or is this just another darwin thing?

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
she aims for the biggest target

now im hanging around wearing chainmail with a crusader tabard over it and the cat wont come over me because i jingle when i move

tuesday night motherfuckers

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
yeah this is a darwin thing

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
Tortellini would be a good tortie cat name.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

mod sassinator posted:

Tortellini would be a good tortie cat name.

Tortiellini

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

they posted it to their favorite thread, "Description: that stupid human.jpg"

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

she aims for the biggest target

that would explain why it's always you she targets :D

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Pope Guilty posted:

Tortiellini

awesome, i approve. might start calling carmen this

Luisfe
Aug 17, 2005

Hee-lo-ho!

Bicycle SexFucker posted:

Welder's gloves.

That's what I used for Catullus.

And should use for Catullus's sister. Have not grabbed her much. She found a hiding place I cannot locate.

Have booped her a couple of times though. Catullus is easy to grab but I haven't had luck with the sister.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003





One of these cats is ten months old and still growing, the other is ten years old and kinda grumpy about the giant new intruder. Ash a big mofo.

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
gah i wish i had a good camera for taking cat pics

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee :3:

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


this is sadie's happy face





also...



toes :kimchi:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
hi sadie

hi sadie toes

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
so you know how some humans like to do drugs and watch planet earth?





Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

so you know how some humans like to do drugs and watch planet earth?







i learned it from u dad

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade




Chloe doesn't dangle, she clamps

yes, is also fatte

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simble
May 11, 2004

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