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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Pull up thread!

Here's something that... I don't know.. is this awful? It kind of looks nice, but who the gently caress has room in their house for a standup mirror that holds your coins?



Already fully funded anyway. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/859783623/the-vertical-coin-bank?ref=home_location

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Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I like it. If you dont have room you can wall mount it.
That acrylic is going to be very scratched up if he is building it to the tolerances he claims. 2 dimes is close enough to the thickness of a nickel and I dont trust whoever he outsources the work to complete it. I doubt it will be executed properly.

pretty sure its supposed to be "art" you uncultured swine
VVVVVVV

Fauxtool has a new favorite as of 23:19 on Oct 23, 2013

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

pathetic little tramp posted:

Pull up thread!

Here's something that... I don't know.. is this awful? It kind of looks nice, but who the gently caress has room in their house for a standup mirror that holds your coins?



Already fully funded anyway. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/859783623/the-vertical-coin-bank?ref=home_location

There's nothing like a bank that costs ten times more than the change it holds.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I just have a big old pickle jar I drop my coins in and when it's full I take it to the Coin Star.

I've walked by it many times and sighed wistfully, dreaming of it being bulkier, heavier, and harder to move.

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
I honestly don't know what to think of this campaign to find and capture Joseph Kony. The idea of the Internet exacting crowd-funded justice on a child soldier-employing war criminal is just too bizarre to comprehend. For the meager sum of $25,000, he'll let you join in on his expedition.

Things you can use to separate egg yolk:
* Your hand
* A strainer
* Your friend's hand
* An empty bottle
* Two cracked eggshells
* An 8 dollar plastic gadget

It amuses me that this guy isn't even the first person to launch a KickStarter for this idea.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Zybourne Clock posted:

I honestly don't know what to think of this campaign to find and capture Joseph Kony. The idea of the Internet exacting crowd-funded justice on a child soldier-employing war criminal is just too bizarre to comprehend. For the meager sum of $25,000, he'll let you join in on his expedition.

So many people bought into that Kony bullshit, as if finding and capturing a man with his own personal army was easy, and then as if creating a power vacuum in an area full of child soldiers is a good idea for a private enterprise.

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

Zybourne Clock posted:

I honestly don't know what to think of this campaign to find and capture Joseph Kony. The idea of the Internet exacting crowd-funded justice on a child soldier-employing war criminal is just too bizarre to comprehend. For the meager sum of $25,000, he'll let you join in on his expedition.

Of course it's flex-funding. I'd love to see the best war criminal hunting jungle expedition that $700 can buy.

MrAptronym
Jan 4, 2007

"...And then there was Bitcoin."

pathetic little tramp posted:

Pull up thread!

Here's something that... I don't know.. is this awful? It kind of looks nice, but who the gently caress has room in their house for a standup mirror that holds your coins?



Already fully funded anyway. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/859783623/the-vertical-coin-bank?ref=home_location

Yeah, this falls into the category of ideas you have and they seem cool, but then you think about it and realize they are awful. It may look okay, but I don't think many people want a display of change in plastic. (Plastic that will scratch.) If you were an actual coin enthusiast I suspect you would have a better way to display them, something that shows off the individual coins. Something like coin displays that exist.

Some kind of novelty to make it more interesting than some coins in between plastic.

DStecks posted:

Of course it's flex-funding. I'd love to see the best war criminal hunting jungle expedition that $700 can buy.

You know those RC helicopters? Not the cool, dangerous ones, but the ones they have stands at the mall for? Yeah, they can send one of those with a needle full of rat poison duct taped on over.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Zybourne Clock posted:

I honestly don't know what to think of this campaign to find and capture Joseph Kony. The idea of the Internet exacting crowd-funded justice on a child soldier-employing war criminal is just too bizarre to comprehend.

Wouldn't funding this be.. I dunno, sort of akin to pitching in for a bounty? This is really weird.

het
Nov 14, 2002

A dark black past
is my most valued
possession

DStecks posted:

Of course it's flex-funding. I'd love to see the best war criminal hunting jungle expedition that $700 can buy.
I like that they have their budget all laid out and are still flex funding.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

If they only hit half their goal, do they only capture half of him?

fleshy echidna
Apr 11, 2010
HATE I HAVE NEVER HAD A HATE AS STRONG AS THIS

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/18192525/my-porn-love-affair-armageddon?ref=small_projects


HATE

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

"Followed by some per-swaying Dillon and Tung-Mei fornicate."

Sweet merciful Christ.

hazatude
Jan 19, 2006

We're all here to be reckless! We're all sleazy and easy to please. Dreamers and schemers, on the loose!
Heya Goons!

Asking for a little help here.



I require a Dexcom G4 Platinum Continuous Glucose Monitoring System (CGMS) in order to life a full, productive and healthy life.
http://www.dexcom.com/

A CGMS is not covered by the Canadian Government and the cost breakdown is as follows:
The stand alone unit will cost $1840.00 and comes with 4 sensors. A box of 4 sensors will cost $340.00. The sensors last approximately 7 days a piece.

I was diagnosed with Type 1 autoimmune diabetes with adult onset when I was 38 (I am 43 now). It is very unpredictable with me.
I also suffer from severe anxiety disorder and currently test my blood sugar around 20 times per day. It is almost impossible for me to differentiate
a panic attack from a low or high blood sugar. This would be a very dangerous thing to ignore, thus the CGMS would set me free by letting me know what my blood sugar is every 5 minutes.

In addition to the CGMS, the costs of my diabetes supplies, while partially funded by the government, are overwhelming.

I am hoping to be able to live my life again.
Thank You

hazatude has a new favorite as of 02:11 on Oct 24, 2013

Chainsaw McGee
Dec 31, 2011


Ooh, those teef. Next fund my life project: braces?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
It may be cheaper to get on anxiety meds.

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

hazatude posted:

Heya Goons!


Sorry dude. You can't solicit without mod permission first. Personal charity projects are unlikely to pass muster no matter how unfortunate we all think your condition is. It's not because goons are insensitive pricks, but because there would immediately be 50 threads in GBS with people asking for money, many of which would probably be good causes for people in difficult positions.

Please edit your post to remove the links and I won't probate you.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

DStecks posted:

Of course it's flex-funding. I'd love to see the best war criminal hunting jungle expedition that $700 can buy.

To be fair, it just started today. If they make today's haul of $1,000 every day, that's a more reasonable amount of money.

My favorite part:

quote:

We will extend his group every effort to communicate with us and surrender peacefully.

:jihad: "We can do this the hard way or the easy way, you murdering bastard! The internet is here."

Really, the page is interestingly written. It's like he did some research on Kony and the LRA and has realistic ideas about what's going on in the region and what a private individual can accomplish, but he wants to also make himself seem like he's going to be a badass Rambo when he gets there.

quote:

Joseph Kony is not the most violent, powerful or even criminal of men. His Acholi tribal group is just one of many armed ethnic movements in the Northern Uganda. It could be argued that atrocities and human rights violations flourish on all sides and that Kony is simply the most publicized person and his group the most hunted. You may even be shocked at the amount of propaganda generated against the Acholi's and Kony when we find him. But either way you will learn the truth.

We will meet all the players and you can decide exactly what is going on in the search for Kony and once you understand the legal mandates and motivations you can also select what should be done.[!]

I'm going to donate and vote for them all to publicly masturbate in someplace nice, like Venice or Milan.

William Bear has a new favorite as of 02:45 on Oct 24, 2013

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Hate? This is goddamn hilarious.

quote:

Dillon goes home to think about his encounter with Mr. Ming. While at his house, he has an altercation with his mom. After she rudely barges in on his alone time.

MOOOOM STOP BARGING IN ON MY ALONE TIME :arghfist::saddowns:

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

DaveWoo posted:


MOOOOM STOP BARGING IN ON MY ALONE TIME :arghfist::saddowns:

:arghfist::saddowns::fh:

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

I had an idea for a movie where the main character has multiple sex scenes with his sexy boss. On a note completely unrelated to that fact I will be playing as the main character.

quote:

Pledge $100 or more
The Uncle Ricky Package - For $100 you get all of the above and a crew T-shirt! If you live around Sacramento, Ca I will personally give you a message for 30 minutes!

Does he mean "massage"? God I hope not.

Talkie Toaster
Jan 23, 2006
May contain carcinogens

hazatude posted:

Heya Goons!

Asking for a little help here.



I require a Dexcom G4 Platinum Continuous Glucose Monitoring System (CGMS) in order to life a full, productive and healthy life.
http://www.dexcom.com/

A CGMS is not covered by the Canadian Government and the cost breakdown is as follows:
The stand alone unit will cost $1840.00 and comes with 4 sensors. A box of 4 sensors will cost $340.00. The sensors last approximately 7 days a piece.

I was diagnosed with Type 1 autoimmune diabetes with adult onset when I was 38 (I am 43 now). It is very unpredictable with me.
I also suffer from severe anxiety disorder and currently test my blood sugar around 20 times per day. It is almost impossible for me to differentiate
a panic attack from a low or high blood sugar. This would be a very dangerous thing to ignore, thus the CGMS would set me free by letting me know what my blood sugar is every 5 minutes.

In addition to the CGMS, the costs of my diabetes supplies, while partially funded by the government, are overwhelming.

I am hoping to be able to live my life again.
Thank You
I really think you'd be better off dealing with the anxiety- it sounds like that's the real problem. I can see how you might confuse panic & low sugar, but if you can't tell the difference between high sugar and a panic attack that's definitely odd. Giving you your blood sugar constantly would probably cause even more of a problem, as if your anxiety is that bad you'd keep correcting, and correcting, and keep getting hypos (I know I did when I started out and kept trying to keep my blood sugar on too tight a leash). You'd also end up spending even more on needles, and risk fat hardening from overuse of them which could make it even harder to control your sugar.

In the UK I'm pretty sure you can get a meter on the NHS if you've got a proven medical need for one- if your doctor won't give you one, it might well be because it's not standard issue and he doesn't think you'd benefit from one.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I've always wanted a key holder that was half ninja star
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2129772055/keydisktm-the-worlds-thinnest-most-intelligent-key?ref=home_popular

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

I thought it looked sorta funky in a pointless, over designed way, but then I saw how HUGE it is. I'd assumed you like, cut down the keys or something (which would obviously be an issue all of it's own) to make it smaller, but nope, just shove 'em in and end up with a coaster sized hunk of metal hanging off your jeans. Also, $35 retail seems pretty freaking steep for two bits of aluminium and a bunch of screws


also

quote:

This design is not for the object itself, but for the innovation and the personification of the minimalist it embodies. What we believe is that, through such innovation, the world will aspire and move forward to a better place.

:barf:

Know what's minimalist?



they cost about 2 pence.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
You guys gotta watch this
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1709864019/crime-filez



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjmGKvdNUTg

Looks like they funded exactly what they needed (aka out of pocket), if only it had gotten some goon love like Dubious Dogs

Fatkraken posted:

Know what's minimalist?



they cost about 2 pence.

You're not thinking outside the box, this is a paradigm shift we're on the cusp here either get on the bus to Tomorrow or get left behind.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
A couple of months ago, some guy scratched his iPhone for the last time...

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Mr. Squishy posted:

A couple of months ago, some guy scratched his iPhone for the last time...

I had the same iPhone 4 for two years, no case or screen protectors, and it was in my pocket every day with my keys. I have like six of them between all the things I own and a couple are sharp enough to cut through boxes like they're retractable blades or something

These key-hiders, iPhone screen protectors, and cases that cover the screen are basically grade a snake oil. Those screens are loving resilient.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Fatkraken posted:

Know what's minimalist?



they cost about 2 pence.

I'd love to see an infomercial made for this - a clumsy simpleton completely stymied by a key ring - cut to an attractive lady picking a Key Disc out of her purse and laughing at how easy and fun opening locks has become!

If they produce that infomercial then I'm willing to back this puppy. The world needs more DRTV!

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007


It's like a Clerks character come to life.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Nenonen posted:

I'd love to see an infomercial made for this - a clumsy simpleton completely stymied by a key ring - cut to an attractive lady picking a Key Disc out of her purse and laughing at how easy and fun opening locks has become!

If they produce that infomercial then I'm willing to back this puppy. The world needs more DRTV!

No fooling, I'd buy something like this if it wasn't too large. I've had keys get tangled up in my key rings and have my earbuds catch on them while pulling them out of my pocket.

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012


I love that in the preview frame for the pitch video, he's misspelled the title of his movie. (MY PORN LOVE AFFAIR ARMAGEDON)

I'm not sure if he's planning to make a comedy, a revenge fantasy, or an actual porno. This is what The Room would have been like if Tommy Wiseau were a psychotic 16-year old.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

DStecks posted:

I love that in the preview frame for the pitch video, he's misspelled the title of his movie. (MY PORN LOVE AFFAIR ARMAGEDON)

I'm not sure if he's planning to make a comedy, a revenge fantasy, or an actual porno. This is what The Room would have been like if Tommy Wiseau were a psychotic 16-year old.

Except this kid isn't 16. He only looks it in the picture. In the video you can see he's a really awkward, much heftier... 26? year old who can't use chopsticks.

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

DStecks posted:

I love that in the preview frame for the pitch video, he's misspelled the title of his movie. (MY PORN LOVE AFFAIR ARMAGEDON)

I'm not sure if he's planning to make a comedy, a revenge fantasy, or an actual porno. This is what The Room would have been like if Tommy Wiseau were a psychotic 16-year old.

And that is why I have backed it, I honestly want to see what type of horror show he produces given the opportunity.

OrganizedInsanity
May 30, 2013

by Ralp

A Steampunk Gent posted:

And that is why I have backed it, I honestly want to see what type of horror show he produces given the opportunity.

Horror as in Room type trainwreck or horror as in stumbling upon a "friends" amateur sex video online?

the Gaffe
Jul 4, 2011

you gotta believe dawg
Hey everyone, whats your first thought when you see a kickstarter with the words sandbox, MMO, and "less is more" philosophy?

Well don't bust your brains too hard, because this is literally what you were thinking:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/forgedchaos/trials-of-ascension-a-truly-innovative-mmorpg

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

the Gaffe posted:

Hey everyone, whats your first thought when you see a kickstarter with the words sandbox, MMO, and "less is more" philosophy?

Well don't bust your brains too hard, because this is literally what you were thinking:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/forgedchaos/trials-of-ascension-a-truly-innovative-mmorpg

Oh good god, they're asking for 750k to fund an MMO with complex skills, crafting, and magic, and procedurally generated instances. Also, player housing, castle building/improving, and a "unique pvp system"

Basically they're going to get two of those promises done using their target goal

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

the Gaffe posted:

Hey everyone, whats your first thought when you see a kickstarter with the words sandbox, MMO, and "less is more" philosophy?

Well don't bust your brains too hard, because this is literally what you were thinking:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/forgedchaos/trials-of-ascension-a-truly-innovative-mmorpg

Someone has already pledged $5000 for a game that doesn't exist. Why would you? Are the developers well-known MMORPG designers, or why would anyone invest such amount of money for a game that may be poo poo?

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


Nenonen posted:

Someone has already pledged $5000 for a game that doesn't exist. Why would you? Are the developers well-known MMORPG designers, or why would anyone invest such amount of money for a game that may be poo poo?

I'd guess it's called "being friends with the dev team."

low quality jpeg
Mar 10, 2012


quote:

After Tung-mei interrupts one of Dillon's fantasy of them two sexually plunging a toilet

Fund this

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

senrath posted:

I'd guess it's called "being friends with the dev team."

Oh, right. It's just going to be a bit embarrasing with all the in-game statues of the developers' moms...

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