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We have one full bathroom and a half bathroom on the main floor. I am good with that number, I don't have the desire to clean more bathrooms than that. Nevermind seven.
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2 bathrooms per 3 bedrooms is basically the perfect ratio. Any more than that and your house's layout must be weird.
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Sometimes I need to poo poo a lot - like, a lot - and I don't have time to flush in between bomb drops. The only way the sewage system can accommodate my septic holocausts is if I run from toilet to toilet in between heaves. This 7-bathroom house sounds like it was built with my extradimensional colon in mind. God bless Canada.
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maybe you're renting your investment property~ out to a whole bunch of mainland chinese students
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 23:47 |
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Cultural Imperial posted:maybe you're renting your investment property~ out to a whole bunch of mainland chinese students If that was your plan for a Kelowna investment property, it would explain why it was in foreclosure.
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# ? Oct 31, 2013 00:13 |
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HookShot posted:Who the hell needs a house with 5 bedrooms and 7 bathrooms? Like seriously, that makes ZERO sense. A IBS mansion?
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ocrumsprug posted:If that was your plan for a Kelowna investment property, it would explain why it was in foreclosure. bro, errybody is a university now. Kwantlen college, cariboo college, even loving royal roads is a university.
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Maybe 1 bath in the living room for guests, and one in the basement which technically isn't a bedroom but you know... That would work out. In other news parents just closed on a land parcel in Victoria.
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Throatwarbler posted:Maybe 1 bath in the living room for guests, and one in the basement which technically isn't a bedroom but you know... That would work out. please tell me they paid cash
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Cultural Imperial posted:bro, errybody is a university now. Kwantlen college, cariboo college, even loving royal roads is a university. Is it mini-Vancouver?
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Throatwarbler posted:Maybe 1 bath in the living room for guests, and one in the basement which technically isn't a bedroom but you know... That would work out. haha where abouts? Like actual Victoria?
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Cultural Imperial posted:please tell me they paid cash It's land so yeah. Baronjutter posted:haha where abouts? Like actual Victoria? Highlands, just north of the Bear Mountain gold course.
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Throatwarbler posted:It's land so yeah. Awesome, way the gently caress out in the worst of the burbs. Those places are always the most resilient to market corrections. At least they didn't buy a Condo in Langford. Also holy poo poo at the amount of recent bankruptcies and cancelled major projects out there that the city was left holding the bag on like that loving overpass.
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Baronjutter posted:Awesome, way the gently caress out in the worst of the burbs. Those places are always the most resilient to market corrections. At least they didn't buy a Condo in Langford. Also holy poo poo at the amount of recent bankruptcies and cancelled major projects out there that the city was left holding the bag on like that loving overpass. Cancelled projects? Really? I'm still waiting to see this in vancouver. I'm predicting the trump tower and that twisty building designed by that danish guy will be the first.
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I thought that in Vancouver you can't actually leave a project unfinished - you either finish it or pay to tear it down. Though I guess with bankruptcy if there's no money there's no money.
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Mr. Wynand posted:I thought that in Vancouver you can't actually leave a project unfinished - you either finish it or pay to tear it down. Though I guess with bankruptcy if there's no money there's no money. I'm living in a project that was abandoned in 2008 and it was bought and finished by someone in 2011. The site on which the trump tower is to be built was abandoned for like 20 years.
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Baronjutter posted:Awesome, way the gently caress out in the worst of the burbs. Those places are always the most resilient to market corrections. At least they didn't buy a Condo in Langford. Also holy poo poo at the amount of recent bankruptcies and cancelled major projects out there that the city was left holding the bag on like that loving overpass. They're retiring and like the country living, it's 5 acres, and honestly we drove the area and it's really not that "far out", you can get to all the shopping in Langford in 5 minutes and downtown in about 20, so no worse than most of Calgary in that regard.
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Cultural Imperial posted:The site on which the trump tower is to be built
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Why do people hate Kelowna? It looks pretty in the pictures.
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spacemost posted:Why do people hate Kelowna? It looks pretty in the pictures. What part of Canada are you from? I need to craft an appropriate regional analogue. I.E., if you were from Ontario, I'd say "Kelowna is like Muskoka, but with even bigger douchebags driving even bigger ATVs, plus a dumb real estate bubble."
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Throatwarbler posted:They're retiring and like the country living, it's 5 acres, and honestly we drove the area and it's really not that "far out", you can get to all the shopping in Langford in 5 minutes and downtown in about 20, so no worse than most of Calgary in that regard. Traffic can get crazy during rush hour. That 20 min can turn into an hour easy (which from a Victoria perspective would be, let me do the math, about a 6.3 hour commute for someone from Calgary. It's a bit like dog-years you see). But if they're retired and don't like the city or doing much anything they'll do fine, sit at home all day and drive to the nearly big-box every couple weeks for supplies. I don't get it but it's apparently a pretty attractive life for a lot of people.
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Cultural Imperial posted:I'm living in a project that was abandoned in 2008 and it was bought and finished by someone in 2011. Just think of it as a monument to American competence and good sense.
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Fine-able Offense posted:What part of Canada are you from? I need to craft an appropriate regional analogue. I.E., if you were from Ontario, I'd say "Kelowna is like Muskoka, but with even bigger douchebags driving even bigger ATVs, plus a dumb real estate bubble."
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# ? Oct 31, 2013 02:32 |
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spacemost posted:Ugh, forget that then. Kelowna is awesome to visit for a weekend in the right time of year. Go on a winery tour and get schwasted like a gentleman, hit up an orchard on your way out of town for some jam. Buying a piece of land there, though, is basically admitting you've given up on being a human being. It's a more indolent and self-involved version of building a cabin in the woods or joining a monestary.
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The overarching theme is that most of these places would actually be pretty nice if property prices were in line with most other first country rural backwaters with no jobs, but with current price levels they are all terrible. So Canada is basically composed of 2 markets, "place with tolerable weather but no jobs and priced like only hedge fund managers live there" and "Winnipeg".
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Fine-able Offense posted:Kelowna is awesome to visit for a weekend in the right time of year. Go on a winery tour and get schwasted like a gentleman, hit up an orchard on your way out of town for some jam. Having grown up there, this isn't far from the mark. I love the area but actually living there would be a surrender. It is a retirement community coming to grips with what the boomer bubble is going to do to retirees property values.
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# ? Oct 31, 2013 03:31 |
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you could hang out with madchild from famous rap group swollen members
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Cultural Imperial posted:you could hang out with madchild from famous rap group swollen members The place is still crowing about being the hometown of The Grapes of Wrath.
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ocrumsprug posted:It is a retirement community coming to grips with what the boomer bubble is going to do to retirees property values. Do people really, actually believe that Kelowna is a place with bright future prospects, chiefly among them exponential growth in housing prices? At least in Vancouver you can construct a self-soothing narrative about Mainland Chinese hot money, or in Calgary, oil extraction, or whatever. But Kelowna? You'd want your head examined to buy property there at half the price, let alone the current valuations. What gives?
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# ? Oct 31, 2013 04:45 |
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substitute chinese for rich calgarians to make the analogy work for kelowna like what dumb rear end loving calgarian wants a loving vacation home in kelowna
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Cultural Imperial posted:substitute chinese for rich calgarians to make the analogy work for kelowna The Canadian Dream™: a wealthy, profligate stranger from a magical money-filled land can't wait to buy your lovely house.
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loving KELOWNA no offence ocrumsprug but loving hell Unless you're a weed farmer or a hells angel or a UN gang member or part of the rock machine or some poo poo WHY THE gently caress LIVE IN KELOWNA I LOVE DIRT AND MC HAMMER YOU GUYS
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Cultural Imperial posted:substitute chinese for rich calgarians to make the analogy work for kelowna Because it's warmer :durr: (That's actually the main reason I've heard)
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# ? Oct 31, 2013 05:03 |
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Ok you know what doesn't make sense to me? Why isn't Canmore expensive as gently caress? I loving love Canmore and it's dirt cheap.
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# ? Oct 31, 2013 05:05 |
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What? All those houses that got washed away in that flood were supposedly million dollar houses. Also: floods.
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# ? Oct 31, 2013 05:37 |
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Rich people don't even live in Kelowna, they live in mansion nestled in the hills overlooking the lane in one of the small towns in between Kelowna and Penticton.
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# ? Oct 31, 2013 06:15 |
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oh come on From my perspective, all that poo poo between salmon arm and osooyoos is kelowna~
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Lexicon posted:Do people really, actually believe that Kelowna is a place with bright future prospects, chiefly among them exponential growth in housing prices? As has been stated, the narrative in Kelowna is EVERYONE wants to retire there. Now a lot of people do, so it's believable but the reality is not going to save the place. And no offense taken. There are only two things to do there. Be a student, or be retired and it is decent at both. I believe the leading industry is building strip malls so you can imagine what the job market is like.
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# ? Oct 31, 2013 06:48 |
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I live in Penticton and it's literally everything you guys are saying about Kelowna only it's somehow even more terrible.
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Cultural Imperial posted:substitute chinese for rich calgarians to make the analogy work for kelowna I want a winter vacation home in Kelowna =(. I am not a rich calgarian though. Big White is a very nice mountain. Also, only if I had unlimited monies. E: and then I'd just live on the mountain itself. So yeah, gently caress kelowna. Just keep the airport open Math You fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Oct 31, 2013 |
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