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Mors Rattus posted:So this man is the nexus point of OCD, autism and narcissism, isn't he? quote:After much deliberation of thought, the Dozerfleet founder allowed Dozerfleet Productions to gain its current name. edit: also, I thought the title of his magnum opus Stationery Voyagers was a typo, but it turns out it is literally about office supplies The Voyagers guard Neone after her past is revealed in "Not What They Seem"." Luigi's Discount Porn Bin fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Nov 7, 2013 |
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No wonder he's so messed up, he's obsessed with the Three Dozer Build.
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:edit: also, I thought the title of his magnum opus Stationery Voyagers was a typo, but it turns out it is literally about office supplies Pencil-Breaking Troper should be the main villain.
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:I thought the title of his magnum opus Stationery Voyagers was a typo, but it turns out it is literally about office supplies I am literally unable to comprehend the fact that this guy exists. This is all some terrible goon prank, right? The avoidance of first person, the fact he sees himself as a production company, the endless pages about people he barely knows and now a sci-fi show about pens? quote:A Pentel Click-It series PD-15 plays Pextel, the tragic and ill-fated Arnold Rubblindo reincarnated as a ship captain for the Voyagers' Bindaf 3000 spaceship. A pink American Crafts Ultimate Gel Pen plays Pextel's girlfriend Pinkella Goldsen, who loses her family when a factory worker commits a cruel act of betrayal. Papermate Write Bros.-series pens play Rhodney Antilles, Oceanoe Hendelbin, and Marlack Inkripe, childhood friends of Pextel's whose disappointments in life lead them to join the Voyager program. A white rubber eraser plays Erasaxo Herrick, the Bindaf 3000's official mechanic. Slowly learning about the crew's existence through prophecies and trace anecdotes are Mitchell Lomken and Eliot Brownside, Braldonian refugees living in Antia to flee persecution from enemies of the Lomken Estate. Aiding the Voyagers on missions while still on their homeworld are Skidders Garret Nobee and Katrina Mantalone. It also has its very own tvtropes page. I'm not sure if it even explicitly mentions the fact that all the characters are actual pens and pencils. How is this real?
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MatthewTheRaven, in the edit history posted:Everything about the story -from the evil gay crusaders of the Crooked Rainbow, to the strange syntax and diction, to the idiosyncratic, obscure way even its TvTropes pages are written- sounds like the ramblings of a mental patient.
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Saint Drogo posted:It finally happened. Someone out-TVtropes'd TVtropes. It feels like I just went through the stargate from 2001.
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No More Toast posted:It also has its very own tvtropes page. I'm not sure if it even explicitly mentions the fact that all the characters are actual pens and pencils. How is this real? quote:"They want to destroy marriage? Why would they waste their time?" quote:"Let me tell you...my reality!" quote:"Well, I guess you'll never get justice now! Best you just suck it up!" quote:Sveniski (to Maurice): "Where da hell are you from?"
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This is some Chris-Chan level of delusion.
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I honestly cannot make heads or tails out of that stationary voyager story, even his own explanation is confusing as poo poo:BulldozerBegins posted:Utah (merged with California,) Japan, and Ukraine are all that's left of the free world. Spain is an empire. [[TheWarOnTerror Pakistan]] has nearly taken over the world, but Spain wants to stop Pakistan dead in its tracks before any more innocent lives are lost. Already, Ukraine is performing kamikaze missions. It's up to Utah to convince Japan to join forces in an alliance before they're all annexed to Spain. So they send a team of diplomats to Seattle to assess the damage there, and they're nearly wiped out by a SerialKiller who has an entire library full of {{Freudian Excuse}}s.
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I thought that Stationary Voyages was about shut-ins exploring realms of whatever from behind their desks. I didn't expect this.
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Improbable Lobster posted:This is some Chris-Chan level of delusion. I don't know about anyone else, but I'd personally enjoy making this guy the new Chris-Chan. Nothings come up with him since he came out as a transvestite, and I do enjoy all the people spergyness (really need a better word) that these people attract. Edit: Mors Rattus posted:Do not touch the poop. I know better, it's just so hard to resist. MizPiz fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Nov 8, 2013 |
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MizPiz posted:! Do not touch the poop.
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MizPiz posted:Nothings come up with him since he came out as a transvestite, He's going to be around for a while.
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Adrastus posted:I honestly cannot make heads or tails out of that stationary voyager story, even his own explanation is confusing as poo poo: So, wait, at what point does everyone turn into office supplies? Is it before or after Planned Parenthood starts a plague in Japan? Also, given that this dude appears to be to the right of Genghis Khan, why is he making Jared Loughner a villain? These Chris-chan comparisons are pretty accurate, but Christ, Sonichu was at least loving comprehensible. What's up with these guys and always wanting to make huge sprawling "universes/multiverses" to connect everything they make, anyway? I can only imagine it as a combination of delusions of grandeur and copycatting the stuff they consume, because the Star Wars EU has a lot to answer for.
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Antivehicular posted:So, wait, at what point does everyone turn into office supplies? Is it before or after Planned Parenthood starts a plague in Japan? Also, given that this dude appears to be to the right of Genghis Khan, why is he making Jared Loughner a villain? These Chris-chan comparisons are pretty accurate, but Christ, Sonichu was at least loving comprehensible. He thinks Loughner was left-wing and maybe even following orders from Obama. No, of course that doesn't make sense.
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Antivehicular posted:What's up with these guys and always wanting to make huge sprawling "universes/multiverses" to connect everything they make, anyway? I can only imagine it as a combination of delusions of grandeur and copycatting the stuff they consume, because the Star Wars EU has a lot to answer for. I guess it's a case of their reach exceeding their grasp, where they don't recognise that most of these big fictional universes/multiverses developed over time and weren't necessarily something the creator of their favourite series had in mind when they got to work. I mean, you do get examples like JMS planning a specific five-year story arc and saying he'd conceived about a thousand years worth of history on either side of Babylon 5, but I'd be a bit surprised if George Lucas had had all of these ridiculously well-developed ideas about galactic politics, economics, sociology, geography and history when he was working on Star Wars.
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AlbieQuirky posted:He thinks Loughner was left-wing and maybe even following orders from Obama. No, of course that doesn't make sense. Yeah, saying that the guy who did the latest shooting spree was a lifelong registered Democrat has been a conservative meme for a while now.
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Metal Loaf posted:I mean, you do get examples like JMS planning a specific five-year story arc and saying he'd conceived about a thousand years worth of history on either side of Babylon 5, but I'd be a bit surprised if George Lucas had had all of these ridiculously well-developed ideas about galactic politics, economics, sociology, geography and history when he was working on Star Wars. Ironically enough, if the stories I've heard are right, George Lucas actually did have a lot of that stuff planned out, but it was sufficiently boring and irrelevant that his various collaborators convinced him to trim the fat. It would be a pretty good object lesson in the value murdering your darlings, if Tropers were capable of taking that phrase in a non-Silent-Girl context.
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Something something cavewoman boobs:Ayla's entry in the Chrono Trigger character page posted:Boobs of Steel: The bustiest and strongest character.
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Something something cavewoman boobs:
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Antivehicular posted:Ironically enough, if the stories I've heard are right, George Lucas actually did have a lot of that stuff planned out, but it was sufficiently boring and irrelevant that his various collaborators convinced him to trim the fat. It would be a pretty good object lesson in the value murdering your darlings, if Tropers were capable of taking that phrase in a non-Silent-Girl context. Haha! Well, how about that? Maybe it'd be more accurate (since you mentioned the EU) to say that Lucas hadn't thought out this whole expansive backstory for every single one of the aliens who made up the crowds in the Mos Eisley cantina or Jabba's Palace, while some folks would think that was indispensible world-building!
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Something something cavewoman boobs: Yeah, boobs are a pretty big subject among tropers. You've got Boobs of Steel, I Have Boobs, You Must Obey, Gag Boobs, Under Boobs, A-Cup Angst, D-Cup Distress, Breast Attack, Breast Expansion, Big Breast Pride, Buxom is Better, and many, many more.
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No More Toast posted:
So it's a Star Trek version of Appliance Wars?
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Count Chocula posted:So it's a Star Trek version of Appliance Wars? It sounds like the stuff I'd come up with in third grade when I was bored out of my mind fiddling with the stuff in my pencil case.
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Assorted quotes from the Pokemon Fanfiction Thread. The context is exactly what you think it is.quote:Nature brought the tornado, Team Rocket got them stuck in it, Age caused the building's collapse, and Bad Luck did the rest. But none of them are to blame for electrocuting Ash to the point of brain damage. quote:That sounds like an interesting idea. Are you going to show how Ash came to the conclusion that he'd rather be female, or how it affects the rest of his life, because that might be a good plot branch. quote:In-story, human/Pokemon Interspecies Romance is stated by the main character to be an almost universal taboo in all of the world's countries, and at least in Hoenn is treated even worse than zoosexuals are in real-life (read: immediate lynching even if you were a respectable, well-known Gym Leader). How likely is it that that is true to the canon setting?
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Sham bam bamina! posted:He's not doing that anymore. And I wouldn't know this if someone in YOSPOS hadn't recently linked to the CWCki, but he's had some pretty -worthy Facebook meltdowns about his high-school "gal-pals" in the past few weeks. Is there still a moratorium on Chris -chan in PYF? I'm curious about this.
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DStecks posted:It sounds like the stuff I'd come up with in third grade when I was bored out of my mind fiddling with the stuff in my pencil case. Goodness, 3rd grade you was bizarrely homophobic and obsessed with Syria! ...oh wait, you meant...oh.
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Heath posted:Is there still a moratorium on Chris -chan in PYF? I'm curious about this. Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Nov 8, 2013 |
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DStecks posted:It sounds like the stuff I'd come up with in third grade when I was bored out of my mind fiddling with the stuff in my pencil case. TVTropes page posted:The initial premise for this series was its creator as a bored third grader passing time with a pencil in one hand and a red correcting pen in the other. The classroom was imagined as a desert; the desks were plateaus like in a Road Runner cartoon. The memory lingered, until that bored third grader was a high school sophomore with a sudden, renewed interest in anthropomorphic stationery. Eight years later, the series' modern form began to take root. The means of passing time on summer break morphed into a lifelong passion. DOZERFLEET FOUNDER posted:It's obvious: Obama wants to rebuild the Ottoman Empire. He wants Kenya to be annexed to said rebuilt empire. Everything he does is about rebuilding the Ottoman Empire - with the most corrupt of the corrupt bands responsible for its original downfall to be put in charge. It's petty revenge by that faction for not being allowed to have total control of the empire a century ago. Blaming those Muslims who were not interested in being controlled by the Brotherhood for the empire falling apart when it was really the Brotherhood's fault all along.
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Can we just take a moment to consider the beauty of the sentence "it's obvious: Obama wants to rebuild the Ottoman empire?" It's like some sort of procedurally-generated conspiracy theory. All it needs is a reference to Monsanto and maybe some death panels.
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Antivehicular posted:Can we just take a moment to consider the beauty of the sentence "it's obvious: Obama wants to rebuild the Ottoman empire?" It's like some sort of procedurally-generated conspiracy theory. All it needs is a reference to Monsanto and maybe some death panels. I feel a proper conspiracy theory needs Jews and/or Freemasons. But "It's obvious: Obama wants to rebuild the Ottoman Empire" really is one of the greatest sentences ever written.
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This wiki is a black hole of crazy. I can't stop being pulled in.Shrimp on a Treadmill Index posted:The Shrimp on a Treadmill Index is a sorting algorithm developed by Dozerfleet Labs, designed to help measure the ludicrousness of government spending on any one particular project involving allocation of taxpayer funds. quote:Tier 7: Unnecessary Projects in the Name of "Science" quote:Tier 9: Loony Lefting quote:Tier 10: Appeasement gimmicks for entitlement-minded extortionists quote:To use the SoaT algorithm, merely multiply the vileness tier of a government spending project by the cost bracket. The product of these two factors divided by the highest product possible for the scale is the SoaT index rating for that government project. Values lower than 0.01 are automatically rounded up to 0.01, so that the end result score may be listed as a percentage.
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loving RAPESLUTS IN MY MEGAVERSEquote:The Gerosha Chronicles Sex and Murder Statistics - Female Edition
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Antivehicular posted:So, wait, at what point does everyone turn into office supplies? Is it before or after Planned Parenthood starts a plague in Japan? Also, given that this dude appears to be to the right of Genghis Khan, why is he making Jared Loughner a villain? These Chris-chan comparisons are pretty accurate, but Christ, Sonichu was at least loving comprehensible. Making tons of irrelevant lore helps distract them from worrying about characters, which none of them can write. It also lets them talk about writing, but without actually writing, which is the ideal state for most of these people.
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:Politicians who don't play along get chased down by mobs naive enough to believe that "for science" is always a justifiable excuse. Violence from those mobs is not unheard of either. This guy gets a way more interesting version of CSPAN than I do.
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:loving RAPESLUTS IN MY MEGAVERSE Is he making these 'surveys' up or has he got a very strange version of the Sims?
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Geokinesis posted:Is he making these 'surveys' up or has he got a very strange version of the Sims? Luigi's Discount Porn Bin fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Nov 8, 2013 |
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I cannot get over this Dozerfleet thing. It's like Nabokov's Pale Fire in real life.
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Geokinesis posted:Is he making these 'surveys' up or has he got a very strange version of the Sims? He is mentally ill. That is the only explanation for such a total disconnect from reality that I can think of. Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:This wiki is a black hole of crazy. I can't stop being pulled in. Also racist, sexist, fixated on rape () and an idiot. Did you know that the "shrimp on a treadmill" study was a small portion of a much larger study regarding the populations of common seafood species and the effects of environmental changes on them?
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