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mind the walrus posted:No poo poo on the cover 0/10 no erection Also, one of her dragons (Viserion) has the wrong color. Did this artist even read the source material?
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:You can't read a tv show, dude. But they could've read the book adaption, dude.
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The Wit and Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister only came out last Tuesday, you can't expect someone to read almost 200 pages in a single week.
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Urdnot Fire posted:No, he just raped his straight friends while they were drunk. He deleted the original post, but people quoted it and his other posts. I really should stop inquiring about why people have been banned. Wait a second. I am straight and have had sex while drunk. Does this mean I have been raped? Or would it only be rape if it was done by a gay person? I am so confused. Never have I become more "curious" as I got more plastered. If anything, women go up in value. Like Willie Nelson sang: Last night I came in, a 2 was a 10, but at 10 I woke up with a 2.
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Well, if you have your gay posts and have to qualify them with 'well, they're not normally gay, but I got them drunk enough...'. Also, he mentioned that things were awkward after, which didn't help his case.
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Joramun posted:The actor himself already had a pre-installed stan base from his previous (excellent) show, Misfits. I saw this screen cap around season 2, it pre-dates whatshisname being cast in the role.
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The Accursed Kings series is pretty cool. Just got The Strangled Queen. Time to read a series that was actually finished.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Time to read a series that was actually finished. GRRM's genius is wasted on you guys. He's letting you, the reader, choose your own ending. Stannis as king? Great. Bran Hodor-rapes everything north of the wall? Fantastic. Dany, on dragonback, shits in the Trident causing a flux outbreak which kills all the Freys? Glorious.
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ShaqDiesel posted:GRRM's genius is wasted on you guys. He's letting you, the reader, choose your own ending. Stannis as king? Great. Bran Hodor-rapes everything north of the wall? Fantastic. Dany, on dragonback, shits in the Trident causing a flux outbreak which kills all the Freys? Glorious. The only canonical ending of ASOIAF: 
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Also, the Stannis as king thing is canon too. He becomes king and has a poop. The end.
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Aurain posted:Also, the Stannis as king thing is canon too. The big reveal is that he shits gold. Stannis Baratheon, secret Lannister.
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whowhatwhere posted:The big reveal is that he shits gold. The push that was promised!
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GRRM took time from his busy football season to have an interview with the Sydney Morning Herald:quote:"When the writing is going really well, I do get lost in it, I almost live in it. It occupies the back of my head. I'm thinking about it constantly. I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about it. I cross the street thinking about it – my office is across the street from my house."
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Will Stannis don the floppy bunny ears though? That's what really matters.
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I wish I had a house across the street from my other house just like George Just not in loving New Mexico
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He should just find some way for people to preorder the future books with the release day of "when it's finished." That way he'll never have to write again and be wealthy for the rest of his life, because who's going to sue him after that? The show writers will just finish the books for him and he can just copy them. Dr. Video Games 0112 fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Nov 8, 2013 |
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:The show writers will just finish the books for him and he can just copy them. Hopefully Joffrey killing Ros will become an important plot point in the show so that GRRM's retconning her into the books becomes even more awkward than when he was planning to write her in when she was alive. e: Joffrey, not Joffery, gently caress, I'm as bad as TVIV Scuzzywuffit fucked around with this message at 09:04 on Nov 8, 2013 |
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Scuzzywuffit posted:Hopefully Joffery killing Ros will become an important plot point in the show so that GRRM's retconning her into the books becomes even more awkward than when he was planning to write her in when she was alive. You know full drat well the reason they killed Ros is because when GRRM said that they thought "no GRRM, that's too stupid even for us". E: and now WoW is only 20 pages long because half the proposed 1800 page manuscript was Ros gaping her anus. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Nov 8, 2013 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Just search and replace all instances of "Ros" with "Theon". Littlefinger crept into the room quietly, as "This one's all finished. Would you like to have a go at my pretty pink logsplitter, my lord?" Littlefinger gave a sleazy smile. "Not today
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Adult themes such as incest, BDSM and farting on lemoncakes.
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A Game of Bones was desperately lacking in cakefarts. There was even a food sex chapter. This is why we never crossed over into hardback publishing.
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:He should just find some way for people to preorder the future books with the release day of "when it's finished." That way he'll never have to write again and be wealthy for the rest of his life, because who's going to sue him after that? WoW will be Duke Nukem Forever. He'll mess about for years occasionally releasing a teaser chapter here and there all the while repeating the mantra "when it's done." Then he'll go belly up (read: die), some other writer will take what ever he had written, string it together into something coherent, and release it as unedited as possible to appease GRRM fans. The result will be about 10 and half dull pages of the worst kind of misogyny and incest.
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Urdnot Fire posted:GRRM took time from his busy football season to have an interview with the Sydney Morning Herald: No mention of Meereen/Dothraki Sea, TWoW confirmed to be considerably better than ADWD. That or he just finished Dany's part first  e: finished = did a little bit of.
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Scuzzywuffit posted:Hopefully Joffrey killing Ros Hated this! You dump on a female character for three seasons, only to feather her with arrows. Blech.
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Shageletic posted:Hated this! You dump on a female character for three seasons, only to feather her with arrows. Blech.
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quote:I'm a slow writer, I've always been a slow writer, and these are gigantic books." *initial 2 year gap between books stretches to 6, or 11 if you count what was actually planned as one book* I'm a slow writer, so the best thing I can do to ensure that I achieve the only thing my fans actually give a drat about it spending my time doing anything else I can possibly think of, generally involving football and editing horrific rape-based superhero fanfic, or perving on actresses.
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Urdnot Fire posted:Did you really expect better for a female character in this series? Though at least she didn't literally get dumped on, unlike everyone's favorite dwarf. Also, Joffrey got hit in the face by a cow pie.
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Urdnot Fire posted:Did you really expect better for a female character in this series? Though at least she didn't literally get dumped on, unlike everyone's favorite dwarf. I always am optimistic about new writers of the material being less hosed, only to be hosed in turn.
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Henrik Zetterberg posted:Also, Joffrey got hit in the face by a cow pie. Everyone mistakenly assumed the cow pie was thrown, when the offending cow was actually right there in the crowd. But they ate the cow then I guess
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Fatkraken posted:horrific rape-based superhero fanfic. Hey now. Sometimes it's based on the special, loving relationship between a pimp and his geishas.
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Urdnot Fire posted:The Wit and Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister only came out last Tuesday, you can't expect someone to read almost 200 pages in a single week. Wait what. Are you serious?
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GreenBuckanneer posted:Wait what. Are you serious? From the book (possibly  ): http://imgur.com/4f8N4ry
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:
This is probably much better now, probably because I find Theon to be the worst character to read.
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Shageletic posted:Hated this! You dump on a female character for three seasons, only to feather her with arrows. Blech.  They're called bolts or quarrels arrows have nocks
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returnh posted:From the book (possibly When the arrow hits your eye like a big lamprey pie, that's amore.
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