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hot sauce posted:New rnmickeymouse video of someone panic braking in a turn. So he could shell out for a full set of leathers(even if it has duct-tape holding the rear end together), but he couldn't get something other than sketchers for his feet?
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# ? Nov 12, 2013 23:29 |
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Z3n posted:The slowmo of that is hilarious. Turn is over, time to GRAB HANDFUL OF BRAKE. This is way better than the guy who hits a deer and starts screaming.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 00:03 |
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Oh god I remember that one. HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HEEEEEEEEELP!!!! *calls mom*
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 00:17 |
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Didn't that guy break his leg or something though? I recall he was riding in shorts and sneakers.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 00:57 |
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hot sauce posted:New rnmickeymouse video of someone panic braking in a turn. Full leathers, and sneakers without socks
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 01:01 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Didn't that guy break his leg or something though? I recall he was riding in shorts and sneakers. According to his description, he did get pretty hurt. Maybe that's why I don't feel so bad about laughing at the other guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atCrbQv5P3k
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 01:07 |
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Deeters posted:This is way better than the guy who hits a deer and starts screaming.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 01:39 |
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Deeters posted:According to his description, he did get pretty hurt. Maybe that's why I don't feel so bad about laughing at the other guy. This really makes me want to invest on actual riding boots instead of my Walmart tims. Also it reminds me of that video where the guy says something like "nothing is as powerful as the sun" before smacking into the back of a mail truck.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 01:48 |
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hot sauce posted:Also it reminds me of that video where the guy says something like "nothing is as powerful as the sun" before smacking into the back of a mail truck. "The sun does not have no prisoners". That's like #3 on the list of dumb tattoos I'd get.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 02:11 |
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hot sauce posted:New rnmickeymouse video of someone panic braking in a turn. Is he wearing chaps?
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 02:12 |
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hot sauce posted:New rnmickeymouse video of someone panic braking in a turn. I like how he lost both the seat of his bike and the seat of his pants
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 02:59 |
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MetaJew posted:Is he wearing chaps? Rnicky really needs to start interviewing these riders after they go down. We have questions, damnit!
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 05:06 |
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rnickey, "hey are you okay? Yea? okay can you please take us through this turn by... well just turn, as I show the playback on the screen here?" *bluetooths replay to 56 inch flatscreen set up in the camp out apex* every rider ever, "Dude I don't even know what happened there must be gravel there or something"
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 05:26 |
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He'll post the rider comments in the description sometimes, and yeah, it's usually a bunch of excuse-making.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 05:35 |
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Z3n posted:The slowmo of that is hilarious. Turn is over, time to GRAB HANDFUL OF BRAKE. Reminds me of this idiot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WE6Nukz-50
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 05:59 |
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This pretty much seals the deal, cafe/brat/whatever are just the choppers of the 2010s. In a few years expect to find $70,000 custom CL350s on craigslist. Barnetts is now printing "Bike Craft" If you don't know who Barnetts is they're the same assholes who make things like this
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 19:08 |
Thems are some terrible layouts and printing right there. Shameful.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 19:44 |
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The Royal Nonesuch posted:I like how he lost both the seat of his bike and the seat of his pants It looks like he had green tape on his knee and rear end, possibly to cover holes from an earlier crash.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 19:50 |
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Tactical Triumph? But how does it do crossfit, talk about all the times it's trained with SWAT, and endlessly fap over high speed low drag clipon flashlights?
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 20:01 |
They've tactically omitted a frame and rely on the super-stiff triumph parallel twin engine for rigidity.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 20:28 |
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God there are so many terrible things about that bike. I just noticed the dual berringer calipers/rotors. If the bike was as light as it should be with a setup like that you would only need one.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 20:38 |
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With basically no frame and two beringer brakes it's worse than that, it's outright dangerous
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 20:43 |
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M42 posted:Two horizontally stacked round headlights are my fave. poo poo looks like a cyborg. Seems you can get Xenons from a MINI for a reasonable price. Needs 40w, throws 2500-3000 lumens, compared to ~700 for a 40w Halogen. They kind of look cooler than the Ferarri ones, too. http://www.ebay.com/bhp/mini-cooper-xenon
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 21:17 |
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Slavvy posted:They've tactically omitted a frame and rely on the super-stiff triumph parallel twin engine for rigidity. The guys who built that "Loaded Gun Customs" also built another bike called "Bucephalus", yeah. They made a custom frame for that one that looked even more ridiculous than this no frame. I took a pass on posting this video on our blog cause he seems to be and actual mechanic but it's pretty dopey http://vimeo.com/696509
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 21:42 |
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I'd actually like to read that article and see if they explain how you can use an engine as a stressed member when the engine wasn't designed to be used as a stressed member. That's like using a gas tank as part of the frame or something, you can't just do that without redesigning it, surely.
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:I'd actually like to read that article and see if they explain how you can use an engine as a stressed member when the engine wasn't designed to be used as a stressed member. That's like using a gas tank as part of the frame or something, you can't just do that without redesigning it, surely. You're just being limited by, like, your conventional thinking and poo poo. Building a custom bike isn't about stuff you read in books and poo poo, that's just stuff someone else made up to keep you confined. It's about putting your soul into it and doing things by hand like a crafstman would have in the 60's, man.
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:I'd actually like to read that article and see if they explain how you can use an engine as a stressed member when the engine wasn't designed to be used as a stressed member. That's like using a gas tank as part of the frame or something, you can't just do that without redesigning it, surely. Look, man, I don't know how to tell you this, but these days, in our world of over-engineered safety, our government control, Obamacare, there is no danger anymore. There is a quietly beating pulse somewhere left there, in the red blooded men who invest in old watches, hard steel, and real machinery, but it's a latent force, subsumed by the marginalization of the American dream, of the lost souls of old experts, the longing of a people for freedom from the constraints of a society that doesn't care, has forgotten how to feel, is more invested in their cell phone than the looming majesty of the open road, of customized steeds and just picking a direction. They're trying to recapture that magic. Take away the safety net. Let us live freely, on our own! Let us heed the desire, no, the need to use our cranks as a stressed member. Let the latent masculinity rise like the picket fences of yore, and ride to the gulch of enlightenment on a steed that is built out of the power of an ideological purity, of no need for a frame through which to view the world or experience the ride. This is real. This is power. This is the ultimate expression of what it means to be a captain of your own industry. Available for purchase starting from $34,000. Financing available.
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Z3n posted:Look, man, I don't know how to tell you this, but these days, in our world of over-engineered safety, our government control, Obamacare, there is no danger anymore. There is a quietly beating pulse somewhere left there, in the red blooded men who invest in old watches, hard steel, and real machinery, but it's a latent force, subsumed by the marginalization of the American dream, of the lost souls of old experts, the longing of a people for freedom from the constraints of a society that doesn't care, has forgotten how to feel, is more invested in their cell phone than the looming majesty of the open road, of customized steeds and just picking a direction. They're trying to recapture that magic. Take away the safety net. Let us live freely, on our own! Let us heed the desire, no, the need to use our cranks as a stressed member. Let the latent masculinity rise like the picket fences of yore, and ride to the gulch of enlightenment on a steed that is built out of the power of an ideological purity, of no need for a frame through which to view the world or experience the ride. This is real. This is power. This is the ultimate expression of what it means to be a captain of your own industry. Here is the non wall of text version of what he said, http://hipsterbikevideos.tumblr.com/post/66757697790/hey-man-were-just-a-company-thats-all-about#notes STOP PLAGIARIZING :3
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HNasty posted:Here is the non wall of text version of what he said, http://hipsterbikevideos.tumblr.com/post/66757697790/hey-man-were-just-a-company-thats-all-about#notes lol Charlie Boorman and Johnny Knoxville. used triumph frames for sale, inquire within
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 22:55 |
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"The Build" website is a really loving retarded way of showing a movie. drat your tumblr for showing it to me.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 23:04 |
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I don't think any amount of words can wrap around and fortify the natural talc-like crumbliness of Triumph engine mounts.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 23:08 |
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Z3n posted:Let us heed the desire, no, the need to use our cranks as a stressed member. Come again?
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 23:08 |
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Covert Ops Wizard posted:Come again? I'm just talking about the explosive release of a man's crank flinging widely out of control from the safe constraints of its normal channel.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 23:11 |
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My crank's about to explosively release. If you know what I'm saying.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 01:26 |
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Sometimes I forget what it is like to browse SA with avatars and titles disabled. Thanks.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 01:36 |
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Touché. I wish I could remember who made that avatar for me. It was way back when, before Alt+F5 or whoever the current av superstar is.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 02:12 |
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Z3n posted:Tactical Triumph? But how does it do crossfit, talk about all the times it's trained with SWAT, and endlessly fap over high speed low drag clipon flashlights? I want to see a bike covered with picatinny rails.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 03:09 |
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Kenny Rogers posted:Haven't checked in for a few days. Sorry for the Pages Old Reply. Hmm, interesting. Are the two lenses a high and low beam, or a bi-xenon and a foglamp/turn signal/something else? That is pretty tempting. Totally inappropriate looking on my bike but I still like the idea of screwing around with it.
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M42 posted:
So, with these are the headlights in the Ferrari stacked one on top of the other, or are they mounted horizontally? I ask because, isn't there a little piece of metal in the projector housing acting as a cutoff? It seems like if you wanted to use any car headlight you would have to modify the cutoff or completely remove it.
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