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MononcQc posted:The only DBA I remember dealing with shrugged it off when we found our DB password leaked on some Russian site and said "who cares it was a MySQL 4 password anyway, it is poo poo hashing" and then never changed the password. i was reading some oracle docs and holy poo poo real databases are nuts. unfortunately i don't think our database guys are using any of the advanced features  but a skilled dba can probably do all sorts of wizard poo poo.
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2banks1swap.avi posted:I've got a local job talking about Java 1.4 parametric polymorphism was introduced in 1975, and bounded polymorphism in 1985. java 1.4 was released in 2002. no excuse 
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2banks1swap.avi posted:I've got a local job talking about Java 1.4 why are they using java 1.4? that sounds symptomatic.
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CamH posted:while (true) { piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); piss(); error buffer overflow
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Mido posted:piss(); need to insert a call to fflush() in there
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Doc Block posted:need to insert a call to fflush() in there what about rewind
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today i did a relup on a running erlang node and it was the closest i've ever come to being a good programmer 
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julia looks really cool and I'd love to learn it but i don't have a reason to use it over mathematica or java sadly
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in all the cases i need high performance i'm just using good programmers fortran stuff anyway.
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pointsofdata posted:in all the cases i need high performance i'm just using good programmers fortran stuff anyway. julia is a really nice abstraction over the LAPACK stuff. it's fun to use and you won't be investing much at all to be productive. however it's still got a ways to go before a stable release
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hubris.height posted:i want to create a program for tracking inventory on my shipping supplies how much do you ship per day and how long does it take to get new supplies? if it's "not much" and "eh a day or two" use piles 1) put enough of each supply in piles to last you until more supplies arrive 2) put a note on top of the pile that says REORDER MORE SUPPLIES 3) put the rest of your supplies on top of the note 4) when you get to the note, reorder supplies and keep on truckin' 5) when you get more supplies, repeat the above process
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Cocoa Crispies posted:how much do you ship per day and how long does it take to get new supplies? lifehacks itt
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Morkai posted:lifehacks itt
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Cocoa Crispies posted:how much do you ship per day and how long does it take to get new supplies? enterprise inventory management is this + SOX compliance
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Cocoa Crispies posted:toyota production system 
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Nomnom Cookie posted:enterprise inventory management is this + SOX compliance which means SAP which is terrible java software which means enterprises have to buy it
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pointsofdata posted:julia looks really cool and I'd love to learn it but i don't have a reason to use it over mathematica or java sadly i looked at it a while back and decided the 1-indexing would drive me crazy
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Cocoa Crispies posted:which means SAP which is terrible java software which means enterprises have to buy it at first i hated sap but then i realized i just hate the implementation in our ecosystem
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Doc Block posted:need to insert a call to fflush() in there if_its_yellow_let_it_mellow()
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hubris.height posted:at first i hated sap but then i realized i just hate the implementation in our ecosystem you'd probably prefer it be implemented in your competitor's ecosystem
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Nov 13, 2013 20:15
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2banks1swap.avi posted:I've got a local job talking about Java 1.4 suffix posted:why are they using java 1.4? that sounds symptomatic. bascially that. It's not too hard to use but definitely find out why they're only using 1.4
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can someone explain what SAP is, ive only heard bad things
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i got a job offer doing erlang backend for a telephone company it pays ~20% more than what i currently make. what should i do. "i don't know erlang at all" "you're really smart it's cool, u'll learn" "woah you guys are pretty cool i am smart"
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Posting Principle posted:can someone explain what SAP is, ive only heard bad things it's german software for managing poo poo like business accounting, or something like that. it's a huge company that does a shitload of business
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prefect posted:it's german software for managing poo poo like business accounting, or something like that. it's a huge company that does a shitload of business it's always customized by consultants on a per-company basis so c-levels and other management get to make decisions about how they think it should work too
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Cocoa Crispies posted:it's always customized by consultants on a per-company basis so c-levels and other management get to make decisions about how they think it should work too yeah, that's right. nobody ever just says "gimme one sap, please" -- it requires lots of research and prep work and then customization and maintenance forever
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rsjr posted:i got a job offer doing erlang backend for a telephone company sounds good. go for it!
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rsjr posted:i got a job offer doing erlang backend for a telephone company Learn Erlang dude. Come 'round here, I've got good stuff. Erlang is weird looking, but fun.
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monocqc you should do one of those video series things that are popular these days, but for erlang would subscribe
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Aatrek posted:Come 'round here, I've got good stuff. is weird looking, but fun.
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gucci void main posted:monocqc you should do one of those video series things that are popular these days, but for erlang let's play: erlang
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are there any good erlang speed runners?
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Zlodo posted:let's play: erlang this is literally me right now *reads page after page of dry erlang doucmentation*  functional programming has always turned me off because it seems syntactically more like "actual math" which i dont really like and am awful at
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git clone trooper posted:are there any good erlang speed runners? 
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Socracheese posted:this is literally me right now *reads page after page of dry erlang doucmentation* same i can sort of do it when i do hosed up template poo poo in c++ but it doesnt seem very natural to me compared to imperative programming on the other hand some people have the opposite problem where thing like i = i + 1 makes no sense to them so i dunno 
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gucci void main posted:monocqc you should do one of those video series things that are popular these days, but for erlang I wouldn't really know how to go about it, and hate my voice on recordings too much to edit it. Even when I do a talk at a conference or something, I'll tend to transcribe it in text form and redirect people there instead.
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