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Arcaeris
Mar 15, 2006
you feed the girls to other girls

:stare:
you can sip tequila, they have tequila festivals where you sit and sip that poo poo on the rocks

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Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax
im a hot girl ;-*

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Fake. The correct answer is "curvy goonette".

Robocop Horney
Feb 15, 2009

by T. Finninho
If you're ever in the southwest look up when the local Taco and/or Tequila Festival is because generally you pay like $8 and get free Tacos and Tequila all day long.

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax

Angela Christine posted:

Fake. The correct answer is "curvy goonette".

are you saying women with curves cant be hot? smh...

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I like lambic, shame it's so loving weak

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Angela Christine posted:

Fake. The correct answer is "curvy goonette".

also 'vapid oval office' :bigtran:

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Photosynaesthesias posted:

If you're ever in the southwest look up when the local Taco and/or Tequila Festival is because generally you pay like $8 and get free Tacos and Tequila all day long.

:catstare: that is amazing we never get anything like that in australia. you'd have to pay like $200 for the equivalent here

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax
female

Robocop Horney
Feb 15, 2009

by T. Finninho

Fruity Gordo posted:

:catstare: that is amazing we never get anything like that in australia. you'd have to pay like $200 for the equivalent here

Visiting poor latino neighborhoods in the Southwest US is the easiest way to get a lot of great food on the cheap. You can get home-made Tamales for less than $0.50 a piece in bulk from ladies standing on street corners like crack dealers.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Fruity Gordo posted:

also 'vapid oval office' :bigtran:

I've always considered myself more of a 'friendzoning slut'

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Oct 4, 2008

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Cool Blue Reason posted:

are you saying women with curves cant be hot? smh...

Women with curves are frequently hot. And sweaty. And a little red in the face.

Tubular Tommy
Oct 27, 2013
not sure wat the big deal is with the periods, that is just potential baby lining leaving the womans body. poop is a gently caress of a lot grosser, and by the transitive property so is rectal intercourse.

"gooneettes", i must aks why you enjoy tequila. not only does tequila taste like spiders,

currently drunking on bottom shelf vodka

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax

Tubular Tommy posted:

not sure wat the big deal is with the periods, that is just potential baby lining leaving the womans body. poop is a gently caress of a lot grosser, and by the transitive property so is rectal intercourse.

"gooneettes", i must aks why you enjoy tequila. not only does tequila taste like spiders,

currently drunking on bottom shelf vodka

having a period freaking sucks, you would know if you had to deal with it

Tubular Tommy
Oct 27, 2013

Cool Blue Reason posted:

having a period freaking sucks, you would know if you had to deal with it

not saying it doesnt suck, just saying it's not gross at all, just natural

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Cool Blue Reason posted:

having a period freaking sucks, you would know if you had to deal with it

pills for life, never again

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Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Tubular Tommy posted:

not saying it doesnt suck, just saying it's not gross at all, just natural

Pull up dude, pretending periods aren't gross isn't gonna get you any.

E: ("Any" can be many things including respect or friends, but pussy too.)

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax

Tubular Tommy posted:

not saying it doesnt suck, just saying it's not gross at all, just natural

its actually really loving gross. Snake venom is natural as well, as is dog poo poo.

Tubular Tommy
Oct 27, 2013

Miltank posted:

Pull up dude, pretending periods aren't gross isn't gonna get you any.

fwiw i would rather not hook up with women i met on an online forum that i use to vent my intense urge to become the next dick cheney

Robocop Horney
Feb 15, 2009

by T. Finninho
I've seen much grosser things come out of male bodies than female bodies in a worst-case scenario but I've gotta say womens' bodies put out gross things on a more regular basis.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Photosynaesthesias posted:

I've seen much grosser things come out of male bodies than female bodies in a worst-case scenario but I've gotta say womens' bodies put out gross things on a more regular basis.

Depends on if you live somewhere that has mango worms.

e: cray cray nasty, do not google

Pick fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Nov 14, 2013

Robocop Horney
Feb 15, 2009

by T. Finninho
There was a guy with colon cancer who had his colon removed, and afterwards whenever he ejaculated instead of semen he would discharge a pus-like substance, and also because his colon had been removed it was not sterile and full of bacteria.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Photosynaesthesias posted:

There was a guy with colon cancer who had his colon removed, and afterwards whenever he ejaculated instead of semen he would discharge a pus-like substance, and also because his colon had been removed it was not sterile and full of bacteria.

The important thing is that it was natural.

Tubular Tommy
Oct 27, 2013

Miltank posted:

The important thing is that it was natural.

pretty much

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Pick posted:

Depends on if you live somewhere that has mango worms.

I googled that expecting pictures of fruit, thanks a lot

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turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

i respect your power girl crew

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

I googled that expecting pictures of fruit, thanks a lot

we were talking about things that come out of human bodies

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Pick posted:

we were talking about things that come out of human bodies

you can't expect me to read both the quote and your post in one sitting

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Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
I was thinking it was going to be worms in poop. I wish it had been that.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
:siren: mango worms come out of vertebrate bodies and they are crazy nasty :siren:

Robocop Horney
Feb 15, 2009

by T. Finninho
They're kind of like Botflies

The Worst Unicorn
Nov 4, 2009

~*I Sparkle You Sparkle*~
I like mangoes, should I be worried about this? it's kind of too late, but still

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

The Worst Unicorn posted:

I like mangoes, should I be worried about this? it's kind of too late, but still

nah, it's just a name

The Worst Unicorn
Nov 4, 2009

~*I Sparkle You Sparkle*~
oh good, I was gonna google it but I i'm pretty sure I don't need pictures.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Going back to alcoholic chat, I dislike gin alone, and I dislike tonic alone, but together its bliss when you squirt in that lime juice

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
vodka's my poison of choice

Tubular Tommy
Oct 27, 2013

Espy posted:

Going back to alcoholic chat, I dislike gin alone, and I dislike tonic alone, but together its bliss when you squirt in that lime juice

lol @ u,rationalizing your'e alcoholism with limes, i drink gin mixed with vodka so none of these fools trise to bum my booze

gobbledygoat
Jun 4, 2011

Ask me about
Steaming Early-onset Accessperger's



Free Logical Fallacies only in 2014!
Do not listen to a thing I say.

Espy posted:

Going back to alcoholic chat, I dislike gin alone, and I dislike tonic alone, but together its bliss when you squirt in that lime juice

tastes like candy to me

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
can we talk about pretty things
look at what i wore on halloween http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00EO97TDY/

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Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW


E: Itt I light it up with community references.

Miltank fucked around with this message at 07:56 on Nov 14, 2013

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