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Yes, this is why I think manicures are for rare occasions and people who get them monthly or whatever are silly I only even put on nail polish prob once every few months
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Prettz posted:you know we're in 2013 and i really thought that by now someone would have invented some kind of drug or something where they inject you in a spot and all the hair there falls out, permanently. if someone were to invent something like this they would pretty much be able to print money. yeah anything that does that would be really good for you. like botox
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Crow Jane posted:Speaking of nails, does anyone else have trouble keeping polish on for more than a day? I keep my nails pretty short and always use base- and topcoats, but I always, always get chips really fast. Yeah. Except toenails, it lasts forever on there for some reason
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i wish i knew some ladies to talk too ladies please meesage me
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Crow Jane posted:Speaking of nails, does anyone else have trouble keeping polish on for more than a day? I keep my nails pretty short and always use base- and topcoats, but I always, always get chips really fast. What kind of top coat and base coat are you using? If you want cheapo drugstore stuff, Revlon multicare base coat holds on pretty well. For slightly better quality, China Glaze sticky adhesion base coat does a good job. For top coat I'm a Seche Vite fan, but some people have shrinkage issues with it. Also are you wrapping the tips with the polish and top coat? That'll stop like a poo poo ton of chips from occurring. Come to the nail polish thread in YLLS, all the ladies are nice and before you know it you'll be topping 300 bottles and wondering what happened to your life...
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Nov 14, 2013 22:18
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i put nailpolish on a lot but i don't really care about my nails otherwise, my nails are all nubs of different lengths and my cuticles are horrid and dehydratedPick posted:Yeah. Except toenails, it lasts forever on there for some reason truth, i got a pedicure with my mom like 4 months ago and its still there on the very tip of my toenails
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Nov 14, 2013 22:19
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Pick posted:basically don't buy Lush stuff it's half water and smelly as balls I Love Juicy is pretty good, and their shampoo smells like tasty things and prevents my white people hair from becoming super greasy ----------------
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Nov 14, 2013 22:19
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My nails are purple with a sparkly blue flake on top. I didn't even use a topcoat and this poo poo's still going strong for a third week with little to no chipping. And I wear sandals every day. 
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Nov 14, 2013 22:21
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Chiba City Blues posted:i put nailpolish on a lot but i don't really care about my nails otherwise, my nails are all nubs of different lengths and my cuticles as horrid and dehydrated I remember a lady at the mall being like "ma'am, are your nails properly hydrated?" and I just laughed, I couldn't help it, I'd just gotten back from doing an assessment at a loving sewer overflow and I was like... these fingers were just in poo water
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Nov 14, 2013 22:21
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Pick posted:I remember a lady at the mall being like "ma'am, are your nails properly hydrated?" and I just laughed, I couldn't help it, I'd just gotten back from doing an assessment at a loving sewer overflow and I was like... these fingers were just in poo water Thats like a mudbath x 10.
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Nov 14, 2013 22:22
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Pick posted:Frankly I don't give a poo poo about my nails this thread is reminding me how very ladylike I am, and as a cooter-loving penis-haver i'm not sure how that makes me feel (i used to hand-paint my nails in a checkerboard pattern, stick-ons are for wussies)
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Nov 14, 2013 22:23
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Pick posted:I remember a lady at the mall being like "ma'am, are your nails properly hydrated?" and I just laughed, I couldn't help it, I'd just gotten back from doing an assessment at a loving sewer overflow and I was like... these fingers were just in poo water for real, i work in a lab using acetone as a solvent for things so my nailpolish is probably gonna look lovely pretty quick but i'm not gonna replace it every day, too much effort 
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Nov 14, 2013 22:23
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I like having fancy nails but I type like all day at work so having really long ones isn't very useful  Also NEVER get acrylics at a salon, oh my god, removing those was the most painful experience ever, and I even soaked them in remover for forever before trying. wrecked my poo poo! ----------------
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Nov 14, 2013 22:24
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my hand is in too many vaginers for me to have super long nails cruelty
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Nov 14, 2013 22:26
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Pick posted:my hand is in too many vaginers for me to have super long nails wait you have poopy hands but you also touch vags??? 
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Nov 14, 2013 22:26
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Women's Rights? posted:What kind of top coat and base coat are you using? If you want cheapo drugstore stuff, Revlon multicare base coat holds on pretty well. For slightly better quality, China Glaze sticky adhesion base coat does a good job. For top coat I'm a Seche Vite fan, but some people have shrinkage issues with it. Essie for both, and I do wrap the tips. I've heard that body chemistry plays a part in how polish adheres... though like others in this thread, pedicures last forever on me, so maybe I'm just banging my hands around more than I think I am. I do lurk the polish thread, but that thread moves fast. Everyone does seem super nice, though!
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Nov 14, 2013 22:26
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Prettz posted:you know we're in 2013 and i really thought that by now someone would have invented some kind of drug or something where they inject you in a spot and all the hair there falls out, permanently. if someone were to invent something like this they would pretty much be able to print money. they have that, but its not a drug, it's laser hair removal, and yeah it's a money printing machine, it's hundreds to thousands of dollars depending on the body part
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Nov 14, 2013 22:27
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A Spider Covets posted:wait you have poopy hands but you also touch vags??? i did the sewer bioassessment stuff very rarely and also i cleaned my hands, i cleaned them!! i did not let the poowater linger!!
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Nov 14, 2013 22:28
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the loving velveteen nail polish is the worst it is GROSS
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Nov 14, 2013 22:31
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Pick posted:i did the sewer bioassessment stuff very rarely and also i cleaned my hands, i cleaned them!! i did not let the poowater linger!! ok you can stay in the thread :> ----------------
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Nov 14, 2013 22:31
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OMGVBFLOL posted:they have that, but its not a drug, it's laser hair removal, and yeah it's a money printing machine, it's hundreds to thousands of dollars depending on the body part
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Nov 14, 2013 22:32
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Mitchard posted:i thought taht said velveeta lol ew
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Nov 14, 2013 22:33
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yeah and it only works if you have light skin and dark hair, the laser tracking needs that contrast so if you've got dark skin and dark hair youre out of luck
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Nov 14, 2013 22:33
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Prettz posted:from what i hear that poo poo is really complicated and takes several sessions. and they have to laser out each hair follicle. It hurts like a bitch too. like someone snapping a rubber band on you over and over Buuuuuuut I'd say it's worth it, it doesn't stay gone forever always either, but it makes shaving really easy! ----------------
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Nov 14, 2013 22:34
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so do any of you ladies play bass i'm trying to start a noise rock band
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Nov 14, 2013 22:34
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A Spider Covets posted:It hurts like a bitch too. like someone snapping a rubber band on you over and over are you hella rich?
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Nov 14, 2013 22:35
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A Spider Covets posted:It hurts like a bitch too. like someone snapping a rubber band on you over and over oh my god probably someone has done that to remove asshair and it would be like getting snapped by a rubber band in YOUR rear end
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Nov 14, 2013 22:35
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your butt is less sensitive, imagine getting it done right over your skittleCorn Thongs posted:are you hella rich? im three olives Actually no I found a groupon that was all sessions for $200 total. score! ----------------
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Pick posted:oh my god probably someone has done that to remove asshair and it would be like getting snapped by a rubber band in YOUR rear end
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A Spider Covets posted:your butt is less sensitive, imagine getting it done right over your skittle is that what the kids are calling it
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Nov 14, 2013 22:37
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I can never get my underarms fully smooth and even and I have tried everything. You can see the little buggers growing under the translucent skin no matter what. 
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Nov 14, 2013 22:37
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Corn Thongs posted:are you hella rich? a friend of mine had her pits done for, i think $300? It was some groupon thing, got her 4 sessions which apparently was enough to wipe it out pretty much entirely the multiple sessions is because it has to hit the folicle during its growth stage or something like that e: A Spider Covets posted:Actually no I found a groupon that was all sessions for $200 total. score! 
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As convenient as that would be, I can't help but think of what else to do with $200 of groupons. There was a marble slab one that was pretty good. Actually that might be cheaper than the lifetime pre-menopausal cost of waxing/razors. Now I wanna do a spreadsheet. poo poo.
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Nov 14, 2013 22:39
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A Spider Covets posted:your butt is less sensitive, imagine getting it done right over your skittle NOPE
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Nov 14, 2013 22:41
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Declan MacManus posted:so do any of you ladies play bass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGdm14xANBY
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A Spider Covets posted:your butt is less sensitive, imagine getting it done right over your skittle oh nice. how long is your hair gone for?
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I play the balalaika(badly). Which I guess is hot if you have a thing for Russian peasants.
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