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Miltank posted:Imma spit some revised truth. If you wear clothes that make you miserable because you are trying to be sexy, then you are a tool. whoa thats deep dude you should, like, major in philosophy after you graduate
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I think everyone should just do whatever the gently caress they want
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Miltank posted:Imma spit some revised truth. If you wear clothes that make you miserable because you are trying to be sexy, then you are a tool. just trying to make the booty pop yo can't make a value judgment off of that Crow Jane posted:no offense meant. It might be the kind of city that just has to grow on you maybe, i've got friends up there who love it but i just don't get it
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Declan MacManus posted:Baltimore has some nice parts but is mostly a pit this
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 01:30 |
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this may come as a surprise but Minneapolis is Really loving Cold in winter
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 01:53 |
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How can you not find heat in the Heart&Soul of hiphop?
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 01:56 |
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Pick posted:this may come as a surprise but Minneapolis is Really loving Cold in winter But everyone there is so nice.
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 01:59 |
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Toki Wright is from Minneapolis and he's mean as hell
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HopperUK posted:But everyone there
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OMGVBFLOL posted:whoa thats deep dude
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I was there in October and I got home and the Heathrow customs dude was kind of surly and I was like, oh yeah, that's what people are really like. Minneapolis was like Pleasantville or something, drat.
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HopperUK posted:I was there in October and I got home and the Heathrow customs dude was kind of surly and I was like, oh yeah, that's what people are really like. Minneapolis was like Pleasantville or something, drat. it's a lie they hate you and you will always be an outsider
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Pick posted:it's a lie they hate you and you will always be an outsider They did treat me like a fascinating alien because I talked funny, it's true.
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 02:05 |
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if you didn't know another minnesotan prior to exiting the womb then you will never be part of their sinister circle of banality
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Pick posted:if you didn't know another minnesotan prior to exiting the womb then you will never be part of their sinister circle of banality Minnesota nice means master of passive aggression.
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Arnie_SS posted:So ladies, penis size is really not that important to you, right? I'm asking for a friend, mine's actually a little over 8 inches and 6 inches around Dudes got a problem being obsessed with their dicks. Most dudes are boring to bang because every little thing gotta involve dick. Their dick. Don't touch their nipples, that's gay. Don't touch their butt, that's gay. Can you move your legs and all your erogenous zones out of the way please, I need to hammer until you can't feel your kidneys. It's like your boner's a fire and if you don't put it out RIGHT NOW, the world will end and you may wind up gay. The dudes who figure out there are advances in sex tech like hands and tongues and toys and taking your time are the real winners, Mr. Coke Can.
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VanSandman posted:Minnesota nice means master of passive aggression. It's possible I was just dazzled by the general American thing where people are nicer to each other in general and talk on public transport and poo poo.
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HopperUK posted:It's possible I was just dazzled by the general American thing where people are nicer to each other in general and talk on public transport and poo poo. this is a myth it only happens in fairy tale lands like the midwest
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HopperUK posted:It's possible I was just dazzled by the general American thing where people are nicer to each other in general and talk on public transport and poo poo. americans are god damned friendly motherfucka e: i just had dinner at a panera bread and sided up to some other random lady who wasn't there with anyone else and we chatted cause why not
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Corn Thongs posted:this is a myth it only happens in fairy tale lands like the midwest I SAW IT! Pick posted:americans are god damned friendly motherfucka The chickie at the movies who got all excited and interrogated me about Doctor Who for several minutes was a bit weird but otherwise everyone was so friendly.
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Pick posted:e: i just had dinner at a panera bread and sided up to some other random lady who wasn't there with anyone else and we chatted cause why not
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otherwise we were eating by alones!
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Declan MacManus posted:just trying to make the booty pop yo can't make a value judgment off of that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HE3cyT0kD0
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hahah that looks so unnatural
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Pick posted:otherwise we were eating by alones! Are you IRL a baby cat because otherwise this is bonkers go nuts.
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HopperUK posted:Are you IRL a baby cat because otherwise this is bonkers go nuts. America bitch
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things i will converse with total strangers about : the weather, clothing, shoes, the music that's playing, music they might be listening to, what we're doing, what we're planning on doing, the seating, the decor, sporting events that have happened recently or might be upcoming, hair, makeup, ringtones, being in line, where i'm headed, where they're headed, particularly good or bad smells exactly
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HopperUK posted:Are you IRL a baby cat because otherwise this is bonkers go nuts. pft i'm trendy and cool and know a lot about crustaceans, they should be grateful
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Pick posted:pft i'm trendy and cool and know a lot about crustaceans, they should be grateful Is it true about lobsters maybe living forever?
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Pick posted:pft i'm trendy and cool and know a lot about crustaceans, they should be grateful e: double post
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HopperUK posted:Is it true about lobsters maybe living forever? they're like lord of the rings elves, as far as we know they live until they're actively killed, like some species of jellyfish
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to live forever... or be human... I might pick lobster
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Pick posted:they're like lord of the rings elves, as far as we know they live until they're actively killed, like some species of jellyfish I only recently found out about the polyp stage of jellyfish reproduction and now it's one of my favourite facts. I just thought jellyfish had little baby jellyfish! I didn't know there was this whole other bit in the middle. Marine life is awesome.
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Bag of Hamsters posted:Dudes got a problem being obsessed with their dicks. Most dudes are boring to bang because every little thing gotta involve dick. Their dick. Don't touch their nipples, that's gay. Don't touch their butt, that's gay. Can you move your legs and all your erogenous zones out of the way please, I need to hammer until you can't feel your kidneys. It's like your boner's a fire and if you don't put it out RIGHT NOW, the world will end and you may wind up gay. The dudes who figure out there are advances in sex tech like hands and tongues and toys and taking your time are the real winners, Mr. Coke Can. A lot of women really seem to focus on the dick though and like take pride in getting a man off quickly but guess what, the way my biology works is if you make me cum I'm done and have no interest in the act anymore. Men aren't really multi-orgasmic and have a rather long refractory period of like 15 minutes in the absolute bare-minimum heat of the moment and more like 30mins to an hour naturally. It's really weird having sex as a man because every single woman gives you a completely different "You know, all women <x>" story and I wish women would just stick to "<x> <y> and <z> work for me" and then suddenly I'm on target and can hit a home run every at bat.
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 02:28 |
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if only guys could ejaculate continuously without losing their boner. would solve a lot of problems in the world
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 02:29 |
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That's actually why Ron Jeremy is as famous as he is.
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Corn Thongs posted:to live forever... or be human... frankly I do not put much stake in being human
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 02:31 |
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who wants to live forever -someone who wasn't a lobster
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 02:32 |
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Also I'm sorry to shatter any illusions but if a guy lasts a mythically long time in the sack it means he's either drugged up or he has to piss really bad.
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Photosynaesthesias posted:Also I'm sorry to shatter any illusions but if a guy lasts a mythically long time in the sack it means he's either drugged up or he has to piss really bad. sounds like you don't do your kegels
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