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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Photosynaesthesias posted:

Also I'm sorry to shatter any illusions but if a guy lasts a mythically long time in the sack it means he's either drugged up or he has to piss really bad.

Or he's a Sybian :q:

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i once had a friend offer to let me use her sybian; i couldn't do it, that was a bit much :/

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

exciting innovations in teledildonics

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

sharing sex toys, whats next; sharing underwear??

Robocop Horney
Feb 15, 2009

by T. Finninho
I'm only familiar with the Sybian through very limited watching of the Howard Stern show back when it was on E! but I never pictured it as the kind of thing a girl would just have lying around, like it's not really a consumer sex toy, you know?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
one sybian per vagina, it's not complicated people

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
they're expensive I think but not more than a Realdoll and I did for total 100% reals know two dudes who shared one o' them

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Sybian is just girl language for a mechanical bull. :ssh:

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

I assume you can replace the business end of a sybian for hygiene reasons

i'd look it up but my search history is dicey enough as it is

e: or roll with your briefs on or w/e

Robocop Horney
Feb 15, 2009

by T. Finninho
Well in an episode of Blue Mountain State an entire football team shared a Fleshlight so grosser things have happened, I guess.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Declan MacManus posted:

I assume you can replace the business end of a sybian for hygiene reasons

i'd look it up but my search history is dicey enough as it is

e: or roll with your briefs on or w/e

chip in w/ your roommates to get a communal sybian for the living room

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Robocop Horney
Feb 15, 2009

by T. Finninho
I couldn't imagine paying $400 for a sex toy (i just looked it up)

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

chip in w/ your roommates to get a communal sybian for the living room

if you put protection on it then it's no big deal, like when you buy condoms to share a vibrator :shrug:

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Photosynaesthesias posted:

I couldn't imagine paying $400 for a sex toy (i just looked it up)

it's not a sex toy

it's the sex toy

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Declan MacManus posted:

I assume you can replace the business end of a sybian for hygiene reasons

i'd look it up but my search history is dicey enough as it is

e: or roll with your briefs on or w/e

I just looked it up for you and you can indeed switch out the business end. you can even choose between a white penis or a brown one, for authenticity.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Photosynaesthesias posted:

I couldn't imagine paying $400 for a sex toy (i just looked it up)

it's for women with fabulously wealthy but decrepit and impotent husbands

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Photosynaesthesias posted:

I couldn't imagine paying $400 for a sex toy (i just looked it up)

a good vibe is like $200

you know, one that is silicone and not full of mysterious poo poo

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Corn Thongs posted:

I just looked it up for you and you can indeed switch out the business end. you can even choose between a white penis or a brown one, for authenticity.

is it racist to think of brown penises as sex objects to be divorced from brown bodies? bigger questions than i can answer

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Pick posted:

this may come as a surprise but Minneapolis is Really loving Cold in winter

wait you from minn too? omg so many MN goons

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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Pick posted:

a good vibe is like $200

you know, one that is silicone and not full of mysterious poo poo

why not build your own

seems like it wouldn't be that hard, haptic technology is more affordable every day

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
I was gonna say that the last two pages were clearly my punishment for skipping everything else after page one, but then sybian chat happened.

not that I know poo poo about a sybian besides some really specific stories I read a few years back

Robocop Horney
Feb 15, 2009

by T. Finninho
I should get in the business

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

A Spider Covets posted:

wait you from minn too? omg so many MN goons

i am here at the mo'.

as long as gophers women's hockey unfairly dominates everyone and pisses all over their graves it's tolerable

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Pick posted:

a good vibe is like $200

you know, one that is silicone and not full of mysterious poo poo

what if the mysterious poo poo is a linear actuator :v:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

what if the mysterious poo poo is a linear actuator :v:

i mean mysterious poo poo like lead

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

^^the properties of lead are well-known

what's the crowd turnout like for women's hockey

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Declan MacManus posted:

what's the crowd turnout like for women's hockey

depends on whether folk feel like making GBS threads down bemidji state's neck that day

Robocop Horney
Feb 15, 2009

by T. Finninho
I've barely ever been to Minneapolis for more than a day at a time but if you go look up Minneapolis Rap Battles on Youtube you'll see me somewhere in like 1/3 of the videos

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
do they have womens ice hockey leagues? id be down for that

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crasscrab posted:

do they have womens ice hockey leagues? id be down for that

university of minnesota's women's hockey team is on a winning streak of, at present, 53 straight games

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Do women who play Ice Hockey also get roller derby nicknames for use on the ice.
Like Ice Queen Irene who is always getting penalties for icing.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

Do women who play Ice Hockey also get roller derby nicknames for use on the ice.
Like Ice Queen Irene who is always getting penalties for icing.

Nope, though MN has roller derby too of course and they have some cool names

I liked Hurtrude Stein best :shobon:

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Pick posted:

i am here at the mo'.

as long as gophers women's hockey unfairly dominates everyone and pisses all over their graves it's tolerable

I enjoy your views

word up sista

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

A Spider Covets posted:

I enjoy your views

word up sista

i am still kinda pissed the olympics stole amanda kessel

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
also noora is gone :qq:

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

what is the least interesting thing that guys try to talk to you about on a regular basis

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Declan MacManus posted:

what is the least interesting thing that guys try to talk to you about on a regular basis

themselves

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

their cars

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Pick posted:

themselves

this goes both ways, we're all vain, pretending to listen because they pretend to listen back and then everyone feels better and then everyone rubs assorted body parts against one another

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A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


sports that aren't hockey

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