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C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



DrPlump posted:

Was worried thinking this exact same thing. Hoping she will feel less guilty indulging because it is a gift.

I mean if y'all rarely eat chocolate and don't give it to her all the time it should be okay, I just grew up around a ton of sweets and I'm really sick of them being easy to access

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

DrPlump posted:

Update: Went with chocolate (intense dark w/ sea salts)

Good choice, really dark chocolate with sea salt is bomb

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Man, I'd eat dark chocolates with sea salts until my teeth fell out if I had the chance.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Man, I'd eat dark chocolates with sea salts until my teeth fell out if I had the chance.

I'd probably keep eating them after my teeth fell out

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I feel this way about blueberries

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
I am incapable of resisting toffee anything

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
also apricots, I could probably eat them until imploding into a neutron star

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Strawberries are my food weakness

That and I cook way too much with sriracha

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
I'd eat peanut butter until I barfed then eat more because hey more room.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


if I had to pick a food I could eat forever, it would be dick

Haha just kidding I'd eat the hell out of vanilla gelato.

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C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Gravitee posted:

I'd eat peanut butter until I barfed then eat more because hey more room.

Peanut butter is cool on strawberries

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!

Espy posted:

Peanut butter is cool on strawberries

Also: everything

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Espy posted:

Peanut butter is cool on strawberries

That's not a combo I've tried before, I might have to give it a go.

GASP I still have a jar of pumpkin butter in my fridge and now I am going to go buy strawberries to dip in it

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Gravitee posted:

I'd eat peanut butter until I barfed then eat more because hey more room.

How positively Roman of you!

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I recently discovered a product called "apple butter". I am not sure whats in it but, it. is. AMAZING!

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



DrPlump posted:

I recently discovered a product called "apple butter". I am not sure whats in it but, it. is. AMAZING!

Never look at ingredients, ignorance is bliss

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
cookie butter

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gravitee posted:

I'd eat peanut butter until I barfed then eat more because hey more room.

Toast, spread peanut butter on it so it gets melty, line of strawberry jam, line of blueberry preserves, line of cherry preserves. Leave me alone while I consume it, like an animal.

Rob Ford
Aug 12, 2013

by XyloJW
There's butter in my pants.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

DrPlump posted:

I recently discovered a product called "apple butter". I am not sure whats in it but, it. is. AMAZING!

apple butter is delicious but it's more than 50% pure sugar by volume so don't go too crazy with it

Bag of Hamsters
Jul 12, 2006

Gimme yer frickin pancreas

I needs it for reasons.

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

apple butter is delicious but it's more than 50% pure sugar by volume so don't go too crazy with it

You can get homemade stuff that's not too heavy on the sugar part. I can even fit it into low-carb as long as I'm not doing shots of the stuff in between breathing.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/overnight-apple-butter-10000000701039/

Here's a slowcooker apple butter recipe. Apples are pretty sugartastic and then you add a bunch of brown sugar and poo poo on top of that, so eat it sparingly. But man, hot homemade spiced apple butter is ambrosia.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

A Spider Covets posted:

if I had to pick a food I could eat forever, it would be dick

Haha just kidding I'd eat the hell out of vanilla gelato.

gelato always leaves me feeling kind of sick

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
I'm such a fat fatty, the food I most look forward to and can eat three servings of and still crave more is like a pasta bake with tomato sauce and tons of cheese. Really bland boring comfort food but I will eat it till I'm ill.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
foodguilt fucks with taste buds. I liked spaghetti when I was younger and now I'm like "ugh I do not enjoy spaghetti enough for this to be worthwhile" and then it's just you eating strings of resentment

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Pick posted:

foodguilt fucks with taste buds. I liked spaghetti when I was younger and now I'm like "ugh I do not enjoy spaghetti enough for this to be worthwhile" and then it's just you eating strings of resentment

Same with ice cream for me. I pretty much never eat it now because the flavor doesn't offset the guilt

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

Same with ice cream for me. I pretty much never eat it now because the flavor doesn't offset the guilt

Arctic Zero is an okay occasional substitute once you forget what real ice cream tastes like

I don't think I've had real ice cream... since undergrad I think

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
i, personally, eat food.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Holy Calamity! posted:

i, personally, eat food.

weirdo

Pick posted:

Arctic Zero is an okay occasional substitute once you forget what real ice cream tastes like

I don't think I've had real ice cream... since undergrad I think

Thanks, I'll check that out! It's been long enough that I probably won't notice a difference

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Holy Calamity! posted:

i, personally, eat food.

what's your favorite brand of toothbrush?

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

Pick posted:

what's your favorite brand of toothbrush?

wow. personal, much??

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Holy Calamity! posted:

i, personally, eat food.

me too. but i am also fat so ymmv

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Holy Calamity! posted:

wow. personal, much??

we're all in this together

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

A Spider Covets posted:

if I had to pick a food I could eat forever, it would be dick

Haha just kidding I'd eat the hell out of vanilla gelato.

fish flavored gelato would be weird

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Chiba City Blues posted:

me too. but i am also fat so ymmv

Heyyy, I like your username

Judakel posted:

fish flavored gelato would be weird

If dicks tasted like gelato everyone in the world would be so much happier

GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Nov 15, 2013

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

Heyyy, I like your username

thanks. :c00lbert:

edit: gently caress whats that smilie
more edit: found it

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Chiba City Blues posted:

thanks. :coolbert:

edit: gently caress whats that smilie

There's a guy in BB Crew named Armitage and I made a reference but it turned out he named himself after a toilet manufacturer :smith:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

If dicks tasted like gelato everyone in the world would be so much happier

not gelato manufacturers

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

Pick posted:

we're all in this together

true im just..im not comfortable..but maybe you ladies can help me out, im sick what sort of tea should i drown myself in

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Pick posted:

not gelato manufacturers

poo poo, you're right

Flavored dicks are a zero-sum game

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