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feverish and oversexed
Mar 9, 2007

I LOVE the galley!

Pick posted:

I stood at a bus stop while two girls talked about trying to find a Launchpad for their erotic Ducktales roleplay. Not a joke.

:gonk:

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Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!
Have we figured out why women aren't funny yet? Is it the patriarchy? I got linked here from a reddit hat loving post...is that what they call em? Posts? Threads? gently caress I blew my cover.

Signed, Adam Carolla

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I think Jiveass is his first name, though it's probably his behavior and personality as well.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
I saw an enormous sweaty teenager wearing a fox tail and ears exit a Subway last week

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

I don't know if it's dumber than most porn for dudes tho

feverish and oversexed
Mar 9, 2007

I LOVE the galley!
I don't know, I'm one of those folks who doesn't find porn appealing at all :shrug: so I think most porn is dumb.

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

I saw an enormous sweaty teenager wearing a fox tail and ears exit a Subway last week

They're out in public now :ohdear:

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
At my Catholic school there was a rumour that 'Forever' by Judy Blume had dirty bits in it so it was always checked out of the library and I still don't know if it's true.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Where'd you go, Weaksauce Catholic High? :smugbert:

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



leftover posted:

I don't know, I'm one of those folks who doesn't find porn appealing at all :shrug: so I think most porn is dumb.


They're out in public now :ohdear:

You can find weird people all the time, just go outside your house more

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

HopperUK posted:

At my Catholic school there was a rumour that 'Forever' by Judy Blume had dirty bits in it so it was always checked out of the library and I still don't know if it's true.

I remember a Judy Blume book about a girl who was trying to become a model but got scoliosis. There were multiple vaguely worded paragraphs detailing her touching herself with a washcloth in the bath.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Pick posted:

Where'd you go, Weaksauce Catholic High? :smugbert:

YOU TOLD ME AMERICANS WERE FRIENDLY

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

HopperUK posted:

YOU TOLD ME AMERICANS WERE FRIENDLY

only when we want something from you

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

only when we want something from you

some nice oil reserves you got there honey

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
Friendzonin the poo poo out of Europe :smug:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

HopperUK posted:

YOU TOLD ME AMERICANS WERE FRIENDLY

no I said we act friendly, sometimes

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Llllllllllllladies. :smug:

Gyre
Feb 25, 2007

My first exposure to sex besides my parents very comprehensive explanation of reproduction was borrowing my 10-year-older brother's comics when he went to college. Now, some of it was just stuff like Asterix and Tintin, but then there was Maus, Sam & Max, and Will Eisner's A Contract with God to name a few. I was a smart kid and my parents didn't really monitor what I read, so I would reread and reread the dirty bits and not really understand why I liked to do it so much except I knew that it was "naughty". I was an undiagnosed sperg so I didn't really understand sexual emotions, just the mechanical reality.

I also read our unbowdlerized copy of the Arabian Nights, which was interesting to say the least.

Gyre fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Nov 16, 2013

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

gnarlyhotep posted:

some nice oil reserves you got there honey

not associated with americans acting friendly

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
come on just one little trade agreement...it'll be fun

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
uhm uhm uhm

anyone tried Sephora's supergloss stuff?

I sorta like their colors but it stays sticky forever :/

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

Pick posted:

uhm uhm uhm

anyone tried Sephora's supergloss stuff?

I sorta like their colors but it stays sticky forever :/

it does stay sticky forever, dont buy


Obese Janissary posted:

They're out in public now :ohdear:

when i was driving with my mom one day we saw a high school girl walking home from school and she had a fox tail sticking out of her clothes :stonk:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Suzuki Method posted:

it does stay sticky forever, dont buy

bummer

By the way, does Sephora sell that double-kit of super-entended fiber lashes any more?

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Pick posted:

uhm uhm uhm

anyone tried Sephora's supergloss stuff?

I sorta like their colors but it stays sticky forever :/

you gotta get some quickdry topcoat, then you don't have to worry about polishes that take forever to dry! (unless you're talking about some sort of makeup aside from nail polish in which case I don't know)

e: lol I don't know what I'm talking about, what are lip glosses even for

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I'm such a makeup cheapskate. I'll pay more for a good foundation and primers but skimp on everything else. Is Sephora stuff really worth it?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
There was some hair interest earlier in the thread, so yeah this is my hair:



I guess it's hard to see the pink, the tips are super rosy :3:.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

lidnsya posted:

I'm such a makeup cheapskate. I'll pay more for a good foundation and primers but skimp on everything else. Is Sephora stuff really worth it?

I think it is, I hate drugstore make up because it lasts about 3 seconds or the pencils are too hard or the colors are a weird shade or they smear in 5 seconds etc. Good quality stuff lasts forever both on your face and in your makeup pack

Pick your hair is so fluffy and soft :3:

Also check out my new name I'm digging it

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
argan oil man

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Pick posted:

There was some hair interest earlier in the thread, so yeah this is my hair:



I guess it's hard to see the pink, the tips are super rosy :3:.

I like your hair.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Da fux, sephora has 1.5oz argan oil for fuckin $45 or something when eBay has 2oz for about $15. Am I safe buying the eBay stuff

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Donkay NOoo posted:

Da fux, sephora has 1.5oz argan oil for fuckin $45 or something when eBay has 2oz for about $15. Am I safe buying the eBay stuff

yeah, sephora is markup city, that's why you can take them a half-used thinger of foundation and they'll still let you return it

e: I did this because I found grit in it, what the poo poo?

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

I must admit I hardly ever buy stuff from sephora, there's almost always ways to find good quality stuff for reasonable prices tho!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Ebay is usually the way to go

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Yeah and dept store outlets sometimes have a makeup section with good stuff for cheap, p much the price of drugstore stuff

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Marshall's if you can stop crying

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

When I really wanna be filled with shame I hang out at tj maxx

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Donkay NOoo posted:

When I really wanna be filled with shame I hang out at tj maxx

have you ever stormed the gates of Ross?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Pick posted:

There was some hair interest earlier in the thread, so yeah this is my hair:



I guess it's hard to see the pink, the tips are super rosy :3:.

are you turned to the side or something, its distressing me how disproportionate your lower torso looks

e: also neat hair and sweater

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It was supposed to be 3/4 view but I couldn't line up my camera correctly so I'm facing the mirror :shrug:

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Not since they tried to swindle me with promises of Calvin Klein and it was nothing but Kathy Ireland fuuuuuck yooouuuuu

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Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


That Is a pretty sweet sweater.


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