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Better yet, text your friend "kick your boyfriend in the dick if he steals your phone and reads this." Then kick him him the dick.
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Al Borland posted:Better yet, text your friend "kick your boyfriend in the dick if he steals your phone and reads this." this, because it's the British Comedy option
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gnarlyhotep posted:that guy is a rude jackass Pick posted:what a douche oh i definitely agree. gently caress that Al Borland posted:Better yet, text your friend "kick your boyfriend in the dick if he steals your phone and reads this." hahahaha i love this idea so much, i might have to do it, especially given lack of cassowaries around here
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that's not really clingy, that's just kinda creepy and he has trust issues
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Buff Baby posted:that's not really clingy, that's just kinda creepy and he has trust issues Sounds like a keeper.
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Ladies what do you make of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf70R7eGDHM ?
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Sabel posted:Ladies what do you make of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf70R7eGDHM ? As a man, I'm terrified shes hiding explosives in them.
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Sabel posted:Ladies what do you make of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf70R7eGDHM ? I find it difficult to understand why someone would knowingly do something that would cause almost no clothes to fit you, make buying bras more impossible than it already is, and make doing exercise or just moving around doing normal things into a massive chore. That and the back pain. People pay just as much to get rid of tits smaller than those novelty anime things she bought. (She's a 34 P and wearing a corset)
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Nov 20, 2013 11:49
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she has a really posh aussie accent, like she grew up in the cotswolds and then moved to melbourne when she was 14 dolly parton did it better imo but that lady seems weird and cool so whatevs. they look like they'd be a massive loving annoyance more than anything else, and it's weird to want impractically massive fake tits but there are far worse bourgeois indulgences to be had and if she's stoked about her comedy boobs then that's cool with me
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Fruity Gordo posted:she has a really posh aussie accent, like she grew up in the cotswolds and then moved to melbourne when she was 14 If she was cool with it motorboating those things would be fun as hell, admit it. Also agreeing regarding kicking trust issues boyfriend in the dick.
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i like a flat surface to blow raspberries on. motorboating as a thing is kind of weird anyway, growing up blowing raspberries on people was like a fun thing you did to infants and toddlers to make them giggle, or a thing you do to family members to troll them when they go to kiss you on the cheek. i've blown raspberries on lovers' butt cheeks and bellies and boobs and stuff to be cheeky and funny but i'd be scared of getting stuck or knocked out motorboating that lady. blowing raspberries is only fun if it's a surprise and it happens really quickly and flirtily, motorboating seems like a thing that goes on a bit too long e: also i'd be scared of hurting her, because the skin on her chest is probably a bit tight and fake boobs dont really move around in the skin like real ones do. shaking my head around in her boobs seems fraught with danger 
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Nov 20, 2013 15:43
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i've only ever been motorboated by a weird gay guy i was at a uni function with who like did a drive-by motorboating on the way to the bar though, so i probably have weird opinions about this. for all i know it is awesome and great fun in the right circumstances, which it probably is because in the right circumstances pretty much anything sexual is awesome except really weird poo poo like poo and blood and axemaniac attn gay men: just because you are gay, it doesn't mean that groping women randomly isn't indecent assault
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Same for other women tbh, I was groped and motorboated by a drunk girl I barely knew and it was stupid. I got my argan oil and it makes my hair lovely 
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Donkay NOoo posted:Same for other women tbh, I was groped and motorboated by a drunk girl I barely knew and it was stupid. How the hell do you even do a drive by motorboating?
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Well she came up and grabbed my boobs and stuck her face in them in the span of 2 seconds, so like a ninja I guess
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Scudworth posted:(She's a 34 P and wearing a corset) The P I believe, the 34 no way in hell.
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my favourite thing is when gay men do drag and then get groped by EVERYONE and then realise 'hey this poo poo isnt cool it is horrible' and then they never try to touch my boobs without asking ever again
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Nov 20, 2013 16:27
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Donkay NOoo posted:Well she came up and grabbed my boobs and stuck her face in them in the span of 2 seconds, so like a ninja I guess yeah this you grab the boobs violently and stick your face in them and wiggle around then walk away like you made the best joke ever LOL
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Fruity Gordo posted:yeah this you grab the boobs violently and stick your face in them and wiggle around then walk away like you made the best joke ever LOL only if you include the punch line which is, naturally, punching
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i was too shocked to get a punch in, plus i was talking to one of my gender studies lecturers at the time. which was great because the motorboat guy had a position of power in the student union and the professor was outraged and the guy never lived it down and got shamed hardcore all the time
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Weigh your titties
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I already have boobs so all i need to do to look like a girl is to tuck my wiener between my legs. Now i can post here
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Nov 20, 2013 16:39
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No need to shame post yourself, lots of dudes post here
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Nov 20, 2013 16:44
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I like to think this thread provides a service for dudes by telling them what not to do where girls are involved.
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Donkay NOoo posted:No need to shame post yourself, lots of dudes post here realpost sometimes i feel like i have to shame myself intentionally because internet dudes act like jackasses to the internet women i know like this one girl who joined a guild and then this guy started sending her daily letters with outrageous gifts every single day including a loving sky golem, sapphire panther, 10k+ gold and then she told him she wasn't interested he got all sulky and whiny about it (this sentence is about World Of Warcraft) men suck
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its still a bit sad that blokes feel the need to wander in to ask/tell all the females about their opinions on females but, you know. at least they're asking sometimes
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what is a sky golem that sounds great
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-H4ai6JyoM it takes a literal thirty days to make one (30 of a material you can only make one of a day)
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sword_man.gif posted:realpost sometimes i feel like i have to shame myself intentionally because internet dudes act like jackasses to the internet women i know The solution is to act like a normal human being even in ~wow~
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Fruity Gordo posted:its still a bit sad that blokes feel the need to wander in to ask/tell all the females about their opinions on females but, you know. at least they're asking sometimes wanna emptyquote this forever
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Donkay NOoo posted:The solution is to act like a normal human being even in ~wow~ yeah it's just she's tellin me bout all this and i can't really do anything but say "yep dudes suck"
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She should tell him to gently caress off and die like do not pull any punches because desperate nerds are sub human anyway
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Crow Jane posted:I like to think this thread provides a service for dudes by telling them what not to do where girls are involved. 
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Fruity Gordo posted:its still a bit sad that blokes feel the need to wander in to ask/tell all the females about their opinions on females but, you know. at least they're asking sometimes I actually get a giggle out of trolls going all FEMALSS ARE ALL CUNTS. It's like they're so shy and nervous so all they can think of to do is pick on the girls
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Donkay NOoo posted:I actually get a giggle out of trolls going all FEMALSS ARE ALL CUNTS. It's like they're so shy and nervous so all they can think of to do is pick on the girls i wonder what it's like to be a social magikarp
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Pick posted:i wonder what it's like to be a social magikarp They never evolve
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I have a second interview for a job this afternoon, and am wearing a bright coral skirt, gray sweater and tights, black ankle boots, and a multi-stranded turquoise beaded necklace. Also my grandmother's bracelet. It's a super casual office, do I got this, ladies?
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Protip: Every time your girlfriend leaves her bras lying around on the floor (or hanging on doorknobs WHAT THE gently caress GIRLS) wear them on your head. She'll either stop doing it or move out. In my case I just got punched in the neck but it might work for you.
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Pick posted:i wonder what it's like to be a social magikarp I am a social Gyarados. I spelled that from memory because I am secretly still a manboy.
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Dolphin posted:Protip: Every time your girlfriend leaves her bras lying around on the floor, wear them on your head. She'll either stop doing it or move out. In my case I just gut punched in the neck but it might work for you. gutpunched in the neck sounds like the worst thing.
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