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Crow Jane posted:I like to think this thread provides a service for dudes by telling them what not to do where girls are involved. I'm pretty sure the average goon lady is about as insightful about the female psyche as the average male goon is about the male one. Aves Maria! fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Nov 20, 2013 |
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VanSandman posted:They never evolve only under a trainer 
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Crow Jane posted:I have a second interview for a job this afternoon, and am wearing a bright coral skirt, gray sweater and tights, black ankle boots, and a multi-stranded turquoise beaded necklace. Also my grandmother's bracelet. It's a super casual office, do I got this, ladies? I think it sounds like a cute combination, nothing too flashy but still bright enough to appear enthusiastic. Depends on the length of that skirt though, of course.
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Fruity Gordo posted:what is a sky golem that sounds great iirc a golem is a jewish person-like construct made out of clay or mud and animated by magic. so maybe a sky golem is one of those that flies 
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Pick posted:only under a trainer *whipcrack!* I WANT TO SEE SOME SHAVING OF NECKBEARDS, RIGHT NOW!
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Wildlife Analysis posted:I'm pretty sure the average goon lady is about as insightful into the female psyche as the average male goon is into the male one. I don't think "don't motorboat" requires much in depth psyche analysis
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@crow Jane I freakin love coral stuff so I'd crazy hire you
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Pick posted:I think it sounds like a cute combination, nothing too flashy but still bright enough to appear enthusiastic. Depends on the length of that skirt though, of course. I'm 5'11 and almost entirely leg, most skirts are miniskirts on me. This one passes the fingertip rule, though, and the tights are opaque.
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Donkay NOoo posted:I don't think "don't motorboat" requires much in depth psyche analysis You never know. I had a friend who had his face shoved into a waitresses tits (by said waitress) at a Steak N Shake. People be hosed up.
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Crow Jane posted:I'm 5'11 and almost entirely leg, most skirts are miniskirts on me. This one passes the fingertip rule, though, and the tights are opaque. I bet it looks awesome, and coral and turquoise are a classy combination.
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Ten ways to annoy your boyfriend: 1. Never bother to clean up tampon and pad wrappers 2. Leave the bathroom garbage lid open all the time 3. Use his razor, leave it in the bathtub 4. Leave your clothing covering the floor in the bedroom 5. Leave your clothing covering the floor in the bedroom 6. Leave your clothing covering the floor in the living room 7. Leave ruined underwear at the top of the kitchen garbage 8. Don't ever clean hair out of bathtub, his job. 9. Lie spread eagle in bed, tightly wrap all the blankets around your midsection 10. Leave every pair of shoes by the front door Bonus: Bobby pins should be distributed evenly throughout the house so they're always readily available
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Crow Jane posted:I have a second interview for a job this afternoon, and am wearing a bright coral skirt, gray sweater and tights, black ankle boots, and a multi-stranded turquoise beaded necklace. Also my grandmother's bracelet. It's a super casual office, do I got this, ladies? bitch you got this. you go. YOU GO.
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good luck!! you sound like you look fabulous.
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Dolphin posted:Ten ways to annoy your boyfriend: AMIRITE GENTS
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Dolphin posted:10. Leave every pair of shoes by the front door I do this. Does this make me a woman? 
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Dolphin posted:Ten ways to annoy your boyfriend: can you really get all that miffed that we hit you once in a while
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Dolphin posted:9. Lie spread eagle in bed, tightly wrap all the blankets around your midsection ... wha??
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Dolphin posted:Ten ways to annoy your boyfriend: haha yeah I have a girlfriend too! ...
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Pick posted:... wha??
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Thanks everyone! I passed on a third hot whiskey and cider last night so as to be nice and fresh and alert for this interview, hopefully it wasn't in vain.
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for all the loving weirdo men who lurk and post in this thread who are afraid of things that bleed and don't die, here is a tragic and cruel story for all of you to feel bad about: my stepmother was an unmedicated psychotic manic depressive when i was a preteen, and whenever i went to my court-appointed visits to stay at my dad's house for the weekend and was on my period i had to wrap up my used pads or tampons in toilet paper, go to her, unwrap them and show how much i had bled, and ask for a plastic bag to put it in, and then take it out to the bin outside immediately, because menstrual blood was loving disgusting basically what i'm saying is that your jokes are loving hilarious, you morons
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Crow Jane posted:I have a second interview for a job this afternoon, and am wearing a bright coral skirt, gray sweater and tights, black ankle boots, and a multi-stranded turquoise beaded necklace. Also my grandmother's bracelet. It's a super casual office, do I got this, ladies?
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Crow Jane posted:Thanks everyone! I passed on a third hot whiskey and cider last night so as to be nice and fresh and alert for this interview, hopefully it wasn't in vain. that sounds delicious and you should have one tonight after you ace your loving interview, you fabulous thing
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Fruity Gordo posted:for all the loving weirdo men who lurk and post in this thread who are afraid of things that bleed and don't die, here is a tragic and cruel story for all of you to feel bad about : Aw. I'm sorry, that must've sucked.
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Fruity Gordo posted:for all the loving weirdo men who lurk and post in this thread who are afraid of things that bleed and don't die, here is a tragic and cruel story for all of you to feel bad about : A bit aggressive aren't we?
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What is a gordo though
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Fruity Gordo posted:for all the loving weirdo men who lurk and post in this thread who are afraid of things that bleed and don't die, here is a tragic and cruel story for all of you to feel bad about :
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I am definitely guilty of Bobby pins and hair ties everywhere, I just absentmindedly take em out and forget  Hey fruity your step-mom was nuts
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VanSandman posted:Aw. I'm sorry, that must've sucked. i don't know, getting taken to the prom by a young and dashing john travolta sounds p ballin
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Fruity Gordo posted:for all the loving weirdo men who lurk and post in this thread who are afraid of things that bleed and don't die, here is a tragic and cruel story for all of you to feel bad about : a/s/l, you sound hot.
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Donkay NOoo posted:I am definitely guilty of Bobby pins and hair ties everywhere, I just absentmindedly take em out and forget Every girl I have ever dated steals my shirts and covers my room with bobby pins. I think it's funny.
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Motherfucker posted:I am a social Gyarados. that was a test and you failed Edit: Correct answer was "I don't know what that is because I'm too busy PUMPING IRON" GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Nov 20, 2013 |
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VanSandman posted:Every girl I have ever dated steals my shirts and covers my room with bobby pins. I think it's funny. My ex always stole my boxers. She still has two or three pairs of them 
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When it gets really bad (bobby pins) I put them on the tips of my fingers and pretend I'm wolverine.
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:that was a test and you failed At least I still have my animes.
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I leave a trail of purses and shoes around the apartment, and my coffee table is covered with earrings and bottles of nail polish. It probably bothers my boyfriend, but he leaves socks everywhere, which is way grosser.
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Dolphin posted:When it gets really bad (bobby pins) I put them on the tips of my fingers and pretend I'm wolverine. unless you have weird flat fingers or really long nails this is a lie and you should be ashamed of yourself
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Crow Jane posted:I leave a trail of purses and shoes around the apartment, and my coffee table is covered with earrings and bottles of nail polish. It probably bothers my boyfriend, but he leaves socks everywhere, which is way grosser. I pretty much only pick up my day to day clothes off the floor in my room if someone is coming to visit me. I don't know why but a shirt in a hamper versus a shirt on the floor near the hamper doesn't register as much different to me. My business suits and nice dresses though always get immediately hung up because gently caress dry cleaning prices.
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VanSandman posted:What is a gordo though fruity gordo is a flavour of cask wine in australia, and cask wine in australia is also called 'goon'. im loving witty and meta
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Lying on the Internet, more like lying to yourself..
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