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Tubba Blubba
Jul 14, 2011

Having a red beard and dirty blonde hair is strange. Humans are strange.
:synpa:

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Docahedron
May 11, 2008

Im a special snowflake

Pick posted:

psh what about lip smackers and wet n wild

also e,l,f

Wet N Wild seems tolerable, but has anyone put E.L.F. near their eyes without causing blindness or other catastrophic damage? I'm afraid to try.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I have a single bastard chin hair and it is black. I do not have black hair. I never have. what the gently caress.

It gets pulled with great rage and frustration.

Goobish
May 31, 2011

I loving love benefit cosmetics. But I also barely wear make-up, so not sure if there's anything better that is less expensive.

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

Pick posted:

I have a single bastard chin hair and it is black. I do not have black hair. I never have. what the gently caress.

It gets pulled with great rage and frustration.

I have a few of those too. I don't get it, I am a practically albino redhead with blond body hair. How the heck do I have any black hair.

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

Goobish posted:

It's true we're probably the most hairy humans on the planet.

I feel like the hairiest women I've dated were all blonde, but I have had remarkably little success with women whose lineage can be traced back to that part of the world.

ZombieGravy
Feb 5, 2008

Goobish posted:

I have bushy Armenian eyebrows, and probably bushy everything else. They look really nice cleaned up though. I've never tried threading but thanks to this thread I'm totally going to try it! It's probably just the type of lift my face needs right now. As for my pubes, well if you've ever looked up Armenian porn (you probably don't want to) then you get an idea of what I have to deal with. My boyfriend loves it but it always grosses me out unless I am constantly grooming down there. I used to like it bald purely for the cleanliness of it, but holy gently caress is it hard to keep bald, and there is no way in hell I'm letting someone wax down there. Although I am curious, how bad does a brazilian wax really hurt?

It's not too bad, the first time really sucks but you get used to it the more you get it done. It is kinda odd having some random stranger messing with your bits though. Plus the anxiety of "hope I don't fart".

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Pick posted:

I have a single bastard chin hair and it is black. I do not have black hair. I never have. what the gently caress.

It gets pulled with great rage and frustration.

I also have a single chin hair that grows on the scar where I had stitches as a kid. It's reddish, but I can feel it as soon as it grows in because it is freakishly thick and rigid. So annoying.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

I'm glad body hair chat is still going so I can contribute :3:

Took me years to figure out my stupid eyebrows, I inherited my dad's and they're the weirdest shape ever where the arch goes up higher than the rest like a tiny mountain. Also I fill in my eyebrows but you can't tell so that guy that complained about it can suck my dick

I'm the opposite of the rest of you, I have pretty much black hair aside from what gets sun bleached but I occasionally get a completely transparent hair that grows as long as it wants :tinfoil:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Schmeichy posted:

I also have a single chin hair that grows on the scar where I had stitches as a kid. It's reddish, but I can feel it as soon as it grows in because it is freakishly thick and rigid. So annoying.

Yeah, what's with this? It's like mole hairs. So whiskery!

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Pick posted:

Yeah, what's with this? It's like mole hairs. So whiskery!

Ever seem the fly with Jeff goldblum

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

What's the deal with arm hair

Some women seem to freak ou about having it, some don't

Tubba Blubba
Jul 14, 2011

VanSandman posted:

Ever seem the fly with Jeff goldblum

yes and i like it

Goobish
May 31, 2011

Declan MacManus posted:

What's the deal with arm hair

Some women seem to freak ou about having it, some don't

I only remember seeing one chick in my life and thinking, "drat girl that is some long arm hair." So one out of how ever many peoples arms you look at in life. And for me being so hairy everywhere else, my arm hair isn't that dark or long at all. I hate shaving, so whatever body parts I'm not too shamed into shaving I'm going natural.

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

Declan MacManus posted:

What's the deal with arm hair

Some women seem to freak ou about having it, some don't

I know what you mean man. Some of my exs commented on my relative lack of arm hair while we were together, thankfully most women don't give a gently caress. Or at least don't bother me about it.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

I once shaved my arms in 5th grade and the gay boy made fun of me for it :(

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Fisticuffs posted:

I know what you mean man. Some of my exs commented on my relative lack of arm hair while we were together, thankfully most women don't give a gently caress. Or at least don't bother me about it.

Also that, women are strange

I don't have a Gaston thing going on but I'm not supertwink either, what do ladies want gosh

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Declan MacManus posted:

Also that, women are strange

I don't have a Gaston thing going on but I'm not supertwink either, what do ladies want gosh

Hairless chest, Afro balls

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Donkay NOoo posted:

I once shaved my arms in 5th grade and the gay boy made fun of me for it :(

did you shave the gay boy in vengeance

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

no he beat me to it

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Docahedron posted:

Wet N Wild seems tolerable, but has anyone put E.L.F. near their eyes without causing blindness or other catastrophic damage? I'm afraid to try.

ELF has some good poo poo. Their liquid liners are amazing. Their 'studio' brushes are a bit more expensive ($3 instead of $2) but they rock as well. I have been all up and down the makeup company hierarchy and I still love ELF.

Urban Decay has Naked 3 for sale on their site and I want it and hate myself for wanting it. Rose shades look so goooood on me though.

I would contribute to brow chat but I haven't had eyebrows for 14 years. People usually don't notice until I say something, it's weird. I have okay eyelashes, but they're pin-straight. Blugh.

fake edit: For those of you who have had trouble with spidery clumpy lashes, try getting one of these from whatever brand and comb with the not-bristles side after applying mascara. It might straighten your curl but you can always recurl, if that's your thing.

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

Fabulist posted:


Urban Decay has Naked 3 for sale on their site and I want it and hate myself for wanting it. Rose shades look so goooood on me though.


Omg, really? Those bastards were supposed to send me an email when it was up. Brb.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Donkay NOoo posted:

I'm glad body hair chat is still going so I can contribute :3:

Took me years to figure out my stupid eyebrows, I inherited my dad's and they're the weirdest shape ever where the arch goes up higher than the rest like a tiny mountain. Also I fill in my eyebrows but you can't tell so that guy that complained about it can suck my dick

I'm the opposite of the rest of you, I have pretty much black hair aside from what gets sun bleached but I occasionally get a completely transparent hair that grows as long as it wants :tinfoil:

this is a real thing. they're called rogue hairs! My brother got one on his forehead like a unicorn once lol

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

A Spider Covets posted:

this is a real thing. they're called rogue hairs! My brother got one on his forehead like a unicorn once lol

Rogue hairs makes them sound like mysterious renegades when they're actually just weird and irritating

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

Rogue hairs makes them sound like mysterious renegades when they're actually just weird and irritating

to be fair that is like most people who describe themselves as rogues

Tubba Blubba
Jul 14, 2011

Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

to be fair that is like most people who describe themselves as rogues

:iceburn:

reitetsu
Sep 27, 2009

Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

A Spider Covets posted:

this is a real thing. they're called rogue hairs! My brother got one on his forehead like a unicorn once lol

Now I know what to call this single transparent hair that grows out of my cheek. It's pretty much invisible but sometimes I see it and yank it out, but it always comes back. :argh:

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

to be fair that is like most people who describe themselves as rogues

Free radicals are something that sound awesome too but then it turns out they're just atoms that make you old and wrinkly

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

Free radicals are something that sound awesome too but then it turns out they're just atoms that make fried foods taste delicious

Goobish
May 31, 2011

If you love rose shades I highly recommend benefits "benetint" lip balm. It is rose flavored and a loving beautiful shade that you can either apply lightly or go hog wild. They originally made it for ladies of the night so I hear.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

I get the single chin hair thing too, it's on the underside of my jaw so no one else can see it but I get rid of it whenever it shows up

really it just makes me glad that I don't have a double chin

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

t_violet posted:

Omg, really? Those bastards were supposed to send me an email when it was up. Brb.

I missed it. :(

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
An Earth woman falls in love with a machine. It is a Hitachi Magic Wand.

Tubba Blubba
Jul 14, 2011

Sabel posted:

An Earth woman falls in love with a machine. It is a Hitachi Magic Wand.

Make a short story out of this and rake in the Kindle bux.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Oh man, I've thought about buying one, but I live with my boyfriend and can't rationalize spending that much on genital stimulation when he's always willing to help out. I'd be mad at him if he spent a good chunk of rent on a super deluxe Fleshlight or something, y'know? Orgasms should never be hypocritical.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Toys are meant to be used together :getin:

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Well, yes, but our fifty dollar toy works just fine

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Crow Jane posted:

No lie, they're not that far off.

you're an anime irl?

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
People have very differing tastes with that. We have like an arsenal of stuff. Always good to mix it up.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

Oh man, I've thought about buying one, but I live with my boyfriend and can't rationalize spending that much on genital stimulation when he's always willing to help out. I'd be mad at him if he spent a good chunk of rent on a super deluxe Fleshlight or something, y'know? Orgasms should never be hypocritical.

They are way overpowered and super loud, warning if you live in apt. or in a neighborhood or in a city or on planet Earth.

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