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how can we prank men via our fuzz? this is the real question.rocketpig posted:Ha ha, this genuinely made me laugh out loud yesssssssssssss ----------------
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A Spider Covets posted:how can we prank men via our fuzz? this is the real question. grow it on our tits
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Pochoclo posted:Arm hair is awesome yo Nah, it's not like man arms. It's just super dark so the hair that is there is really noticeable.
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A Spider Covets posted:how can we prank men via our fuzz? this is the real question. Merkins, but when you remove it there's another merkin underneath. Getting to the good stuff would be a true test of patience
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A Spider Covets posted:how can we prank men via our fuzz? this is the real question. Shave dick butt into your pubes. I'd like to see a guy try to stay in the mood while looking at that.
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rocketpig posted:Nah, it's not like man arms. It's just super dark so the hair that is there is really noticeable. I used to shave my arm hair and it made what grew back more noticeable since it didn't get the chance to sun bleach like it normally would. You are covered in hair of all kinds. You are meant to be covered in hair. Anyone who ever gave you poo poo about it can choke on a dick. I really only shave my legs these days because I don't like it poking through my tights. Someday, I swear I'm gonna look up and society will tell me I'm not allowed to have eyebrows or vellus hair on my face and I will glue wigs all over myself and run naked through the streets because I am a mighty goddamn mammal and I'm cold all the time anyways and I get laid regularly so gently caress you and your hair control. I already went through this poo poo straightening my curls for a decade. I am drawing the line with shed pubes.
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Crow Jane posted:I'd just be happy to have all the hair on my body actually match. My hair's reddish brown, brows and lashes are jet black, pubes are light brown, and the rest is blonde. If I grew facial hair, it would probably come in teal or something. oh hey i'm not the only person who has this problem (brown hair/blond eyebrows/red beard)
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Pick posted:hot fuzz A good movie
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you're supposed to have hair, lots of hair, long hair, but only HERE on your HEAD and only THIS PART of your head get it together laaaadies
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I have too much hair to be a lady, i should just give in and become a dude. Would certainly cut my grooming time down by a significant amount My shaving time in the shower is starting to get outta hand
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Women's Rights? posted:I have too much hair to be a lady, i should just give in and become a dude. Would certainly cut my grooming time down by a significant amount I'm too lazy to shave my legs every day, so I had them waxed, but now I'm too lazy to get them waxed.... sooo I've just given up
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Nov 21, 2013 18:03
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get robotic legs, you don't have to take care of them and as a bonus whenever you go somewhere that "wanananananananana" sound will annoy everyone around you it's supposed to be the six million dollar man noise
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Nov 21, 2013 18:05
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i hate cold weather but legit happy it's winter time so now I only have to worry about shaving the legs when it's getting close to sexy times
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Crow Jane posted:My eyebrows are naturally insanely arched, it makes people think I have a bad attitude even though I don't most of the time. Thank god for bangs, they make me look slightly friendlier 
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Nov 21, 2013 18:07
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No lie, they're not that far off.
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Women's Rights? posted:I have too much hair to be a lady, i should just give in and become a dude. Would certainly cut my grooming time down by a significant amount I would probably be a dude if it were practical, but it's not so I'm just going to rock really hard with boobs.
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Crow Jane posted:No lie, they're not that far off. 
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Fuuuck don't remind me about eyebrows, mine have the most awful nigh-unfixable shape ever. I just pluck hairs that go out of bounds and don't even bother with shaping. Eyebrow hate !!!
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I like her as a character  .
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A Spider Covets posted:i have beautiful dark luscious brows that are easily shaped, send your hate this way girls spiders don't have brows 
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Nov 21, 2013 18:26
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my eyebrows have dumb little whorls in them but are otherwise passable
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Bag of Hamsters posted:I used to shave my arm hair and it made what grew back more noticeable since it didn't get the chance to sun bleach like it normally would. You are covered in hair of all kinds. You are meant to be covered in hair. Anyone who ever gave you poo poo about it can choke on a dick. I really only shave my legs these days because I don't like it poking through my tights. Right, you've convinced me. I will let my arm hair grow wild and free 
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A Spider Covets posted:also really long lashes well gently caress you then, I have just okay lashes and have to really layer the mascara to get them decent looking. PS the new L'Oreal butterfly mascara stuff is super awesome, it's my new favorite. They make poo poo for nail polish but they nailed it with that mascara
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I have a hole in my leg where no hair will grow back. I have considered doing that to the entire leg sometimes but I would end up looking like Freddie Krueger. Then again...
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Women's Rights? posted:well gently caress you then, I have just okay lashes and have to really layer the mascara to get them decent looking. PS the new L'Oreal butterfly mascara stuff is super awesome, it's my new favorite. They make poo poo for nail polish but they nailed it with that mascara I tried that fiber poo poo but it was like spiders nesting on my fuckin eyes
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A Spider Covets posted:i have beautiful dark luscious brows that are easily shaped, send your hate this way girls I have great brows too, natural arch that needs only minor clean up. I'm so freaking glad I didn't give into temptation in the 90s and pluck them into tiny porn star eyebrows a la Pamela Anderson. (My eyelashes are like microscopic and skin colored so there's still envy involved)
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I know they're expensive but I really like Clinique for like, all of my makeup, and their mascara is nice and smooth!t_violet posted:I have great brows too, natural arch that needs only minor clean up. I'm so freaking glad I didn't give into temptation in the 90s and pluck them into tiny porn star eyebrows a la Pamela Anderson. haha I totally did that in high school. Ugh it looked so bad. ----------------
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psh what about lip smackers and wet n wild also e,l,f
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I'm lucky with my eyelashes, jet black and really long. I only really wear mascara when I want them to look fake.
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I swear I never heard of plucking eyebrows like, a year ago, and now suddenly it's everywhere. A store opened up in the mall, all they do is pluck eyebrows. They have promotional videos in the windows of women plucking other women's eyebrows on infinite loop
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AriadneThread posted:I swear I never heard of plucking eyebrows like, a year ago, and now suddenly it's everywhere. It's tweezers all the way down.
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Nov 21, 2013 18:47
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Y'all need to check your non-lovely-eyebrow-having privilege
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I have bushy Armenian eyebrows, and probably bushy everything else. They look really nice cleaned up though. I've never tried threading but thanks to this thread I'm totally going to try it! It's probably just the type of lift my face needs right now. As for my pubes, well if you've ever looked up Armenian porn (you probably don't want to) then you get an idea of what I have to deal with. My boyfriend loves it but it always grosses me out unless I am constantly grooming down there. I used to like it bald purely for the cleanliness of it, but holy gently caress is it hard to keep bald, and there is no way in hell I'm letting someone wax down there. Although I am curious, how bad does a brazilian wax really hurt?
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I don't know the normal pube coverage, but I'm pretty sure it's a lot more than we're led to believe. I did once know a girl with an entire happy trail, and honestly I thought it was kind of interesting.
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The one time a Kardashian has made me laugh: 'Of course I care about good waxing, I'm Armenian!' - Kim
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Nov 21, 2013 19:12
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It's true we're probably the most hairy humans on the planet.
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I think Northern Italians may come in a close second.
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Humans are hairy. It's just a fact of life. The unibrow is considered A-OK some places. It's interesting how beauty standards adapt to such insanely minor differences in biology and, more importantly, how easy it is to get make-up or shave or whatever.
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