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She was at the door again *THUD* *THUD *THUD GODDAMNIT IT CHRIST, STOP DRAWING CAT COCK, AND COME PLAY WITH YOUR DAUGHTER! She didn't understand. She couldn't understand. I can't stop until it is perfectperfect I can never stop Daddy? Daddy, I'll wear the otter hat! You can call me Phillipe! Just..come out. Please? I miss my daddy. so many distractions....but no matter. soon I will be finished and then...I can finally be freefreeeeee
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# ? Nov 21, 2013 09:21 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:50 |
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I'd like to suggest "YOU ARE ASININE!"
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# ? Nov 21, 2013 09:31 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:She was at the door again woah
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# ? Nov 21, 2013 11:01 |
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Chris Onstad pauses briefly. A distraction. He hasn't seen what the goons are saying about the strip since he managed to start a weekly update schedule. What are they saying? Probably nothing good. Don't check. Don't. But he does anyway. Johnny Aztec posted:She was at the door again He should not have checked.
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# ? Nov 21, 2013 11:13 |
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New Achewood Friday, be sure to neglect your entire life while you frantically refresh a webcomic about cats and depression.
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# ? Nov 22, 2013 01:59 |
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satan!!! posted:New Achewood Friday, be sure to neglect your entire life while you frantically refresh a webcomic about cats and depression. "New, Vlad-powered strip Friday PM."
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# ? Nov 22, 2013 14:37 |
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Vlad Hopefully there are some good makeouts.
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# ? Nov 22, 2013 18:23 |
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satan!!! posted:New Achewood Friday, be sure to neglect your wife while you frantically draw a webcomic about cat cocks and depression. No, but really I'm just ragging a bit on Onstad. Achewood is really great.
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# ? Nov 22, 2013 18:41 |
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Fillerbunny posted:ATTENTION MOBILE DEVICE USERS This is awesome. You rock.
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# ? Nov 22, 2013 19:38 |
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Satorr posted:This is awesome. You rock. Thanks, I'm glad you like it. I neglected to mention earlier that I've come up with a solution for the two proposed changes, I just need to implement them. Perhaps sometime tonight? No one knows for sure! Fillerbunny fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Nov 22, 2013 |
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withak posted:Vlad Is always good makeouts with Vlad, baby.
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# ? Nov 22, 2013 23:25 |
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Dodgeball posted:Is always good makeouts with Vlad, baby. Vlad picks, from petal to petal, until you are nudest you are ever being. Until you are so nude.
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 01:30 |
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HELLO MOBILE USERS I fixed up the mobile page and made those changes that were requested on the previous page, along with some of the quotes. I hope you like it. http://achewood.totesrad.com
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 05:05 |
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Fillerbunny posted:HELLO MOBILE USERS Seems solid. Thanks for the quality work on this! Time to read through the whole thing again...
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 05:47 |
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I'm still stuck at waiting for query.yahooapis.com May your weekend be free of the hand of Dixie.
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 06:14 |
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A Violence Gang posted:I'm still stuck at waiting for query.yahooapis.com If that happens, keep trying. The Yahoo API hasn't always been super responsive for me, but it's necessary for what I'm trying to accomplish.
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 06:34 |
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I tried for 15 minutes on ohnorobot, and I can't find the strip where Vlad and Teodor are on Vlad's radio show, and Vlad has some quote like 'I am registerink patent in millenium you spend speaking of ...'. Is that too vague? I'm freaking out.
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 07:24 |
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satan!!! posted:I tried for 15 minutes on ohnorobot, and I can't find the strip where Vlad and Teodor are on Vlad's radio show, and Vlad has some quote like 'I am registerink patent in millenium you spend speaking of ...'. Is that too vague? I'm freaking out. Bfeh! You are failed by marketplace. I ended up searching for "Disney" because I remembered Vlad doing his show on the pretext that Onstad went to Disneyland. Perhaps too much of my brain is dedicated to Achewood.
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 07:30 |
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Hah, I knew it was some reason like that. Thanks a bunch.
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 07:31 |
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New Comic Up
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 07:45 |
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New strip is up! Vlad and Teodor have strong opinions about puberty.
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 07:45 |
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Yeesh, Chris has really lost control of Vlad's voice. He's gone from vaguely rustic yet cosmopolitan eastern European to full blown Borat. I did like Feodor's responses though.
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 12:49 |
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So Rolling Stone recently interviewed Charles Manson. A choice excerpt.. quote:What violence?" he says, speaking louder. Then the subject turns from knives to guns. "What's violent about pulling your finger across the trigger? There's no violence. It's just a person there and you move your finger and they're gone. What's violent about that? Wonder if he likes basketball?
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 16:20 |
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Daktar posted:Yeesh, Chris has really lost control of Vlad's voice. He's gone from vaguely rustic yet cosmopolitan eastern European to full blown Borat. I did like Feodor's responses though. I just imagined Teodor as noted MMA face eraser Fedor Emilianeko. Made even funnier by Teodor's comment about really really needing to hit something. Thanks for the laugh.
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 16:41 |
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Fillerbunny posted:HELLO MOBILE USERS Thanks to this, I'm now able to read the new comic AND see the alt-text without having to get out of my bed in the morning. That's totally raw. You're a real hero style dude, you know that?
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 16:45 |
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Daktar posted:Yeesh, Chris has really lost control of Vlad's voice. He's gone from vaguely rustic yet cosmopolitan eastern European to full blown Borat. I did like Feodor's responses though. I didn't mind it. The Connie arc had him doing whatever the hell with the antler and such and it was one of my favourite Vlad appearances.
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 17:01 |
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Yeah, that English sounds a little too broken even for Vlad. I'll admit that "fragile pudding of baby" made me chuckle, though.
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 17:37 |
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Not to mention that Phillipe is and always will be 5. But I can relate to Puberty being like letting a plum rot in a jar.
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 19:06 |
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Paramemetic posted:Thanks to this, I'm now able to read the new comic AND see the alt-text without having to get out of my bed in the morning. That's totally raw. You're a real hero style dude, you know that? So you have ambition of tick on coma victim?
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# ? Nov 23, 2013 19:15 |
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ProfZoom posted:So Rolling Stone recently interviewed Charles Manson. A choice excerpt.. Real talk though, it's disgusting they did this interview. There's nothing to be gained from putting him on display except giving him the audience he craves. /soap box
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# ? Nov 24, 2013 01:35 |
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ryonguy posted:
Yeha, he's kind of been on a media tour. There was a thing that he is engaged to a 25 year old, or something like that?
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ryonguy posted:
Ahahaha, this is amazing you beautiful bastard.
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# ? Nov 24, 2013 03:18 |
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The new Vlad comic is an excellent distillation of what Achewood is about: the flailing about through life of the American male deprived of a rite of passage into adulthood. It's going on my list of 'Achewoods that explain Achewood'.
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# ? Nov 24, 2013 03:23 |
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ryonguy posted:
You're talking about the same magazine that put the Boston Marathon bomber on its cover. They want to be edgy, but we've been in the bottom of the gutter so long that they're just another pig wallowing in depravity.
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# ? Nov 24, 2013 03:36 |
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ryonguy posted:
What he's saying there is similar to what they told Japanese soldiers in WWII, something like "you are not killing someone, you are merely observing how you pull the trigger, the bullet exits your rifle and travels through another man's body", it's based on Zen detachment stuff that was very popular in the 60s - too bad it's also easily used to enact cruelty.
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# ? Nov 24, 2013 13:15 |
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Vlad's been getting progressively more 'ethnic' as time's gone by. He was already pretty boraty before the Great Hiatus. What with that pile of stuff he made for connie and his girlfriend to mack on/around.
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# ? Nov 25, 2013 23:37 |
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I'm convinced at this point that most complaints about characters "losing their voice" are due to people having faulty memory: Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Nov 26, 2013 |
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Fallom posted:I'm convinced at that point that most complaints about characters "losing their voice" are due to people having faulty memory: I think you're right.
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# ? Nov 26, 2013 04:03 |
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Vlad is not Lie Bot and Lie Bot is not Vlad. They've moved past the point of being irritated when people make that mistake, though.
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# ? Nov 26, 2013 04:16 |
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You're paying attention to the wrong character.
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